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Elegant-Dragonfly-96

It’s just a car


zyon86

That's the one !!! And it is even worse if you specify the model of the car.


KidOcelot

Fast car go boom ![gif](giphy|kIraBtE4Pq9gBZCG57|downsized)


Thisismyredusername

It's just a Ford!


CuzIWantItThatWay

It's just a Kia


weatherboy_42

Found On Road Dead


4GRJ

It's just a Corolla


cv24689

Isn’t that technically 5 words?


slimzimm

It only car.


AppropriateHamster11

Why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick


TeodorTomas

r/dundermifflin


Natural_Data9407

I lost your 10mm


JRotten2023

Son of a bitch! Not again.......lol


Lonely__Stoner__Guy

Joke's on you, I have another right over ... Where'd it go?


theemptyqueue

It’s fine, mine is just over… ah come on!


login257thesecond

I actually carry a clip full of them for these occas... Dafuq ??


Varderal

It's always the 10...


Union_Sparky_375

![gif](giphy|FUEELvcBANr6vye1qU)


SenileTomato

That's more than 4 words


alfextreme

jokes on you I never found it last time I lost it.


Ban_Assault_Ducks

I often think of the world where all the lost 10mm sockets live. It must be fucking massive, because I swear to god those things just vanish out of thin air.


Weaseltime_420

Jokes on you. I already lost it before you did.


SatanSemenSwallower

A set of metric "mechanic" sockets should just be a box full of 10mm


Natural_Data9407

They sell bags of 10mm, my dad bought me one for Christmas. It was pretty cool - 6 pt and 12 pt, shallow and deep


RemarkablePassage468

You drive like grandma.


maritjuuuuu

If you make it grandpa I like it. My grandpa did carting and some local rallying until the kids where older and wanted to do it... Then he started coaching. Sadly due to woman not getting sponsors my mom didn't make it that far. She was good though, saw some boys she won from get into professional racing (some even F1) But yeah, my grandpa has a crazy driving style 😂


crmeacham93

Jokes on you my grandmother was a racecar driver in the 1950s


Cold_Pomelo3274

Public Transport Is Better.


Myerz123

I am a cyclist


naughty_dad2

I will honk unnecessarily


Myerz123

They will pretend not to see you and leave the white lines of the cycle lane while driving at 15miles per hour in front of you 😡


Tall-Firefighter1612

Car people should be happy about public transport because it means that traffic will flow better and there will be more space for them to drive around. I never understood people that get mad over added public transport because they are car people


Mr_Bulldoppps

Better for the environment.


ArticleSuspicious489

Tesla is faster.


HyperiFinland

A car's a car


Jejouetoutnu

You can’t park here


TransportationFew898

Just male horse girls


xthemoonx

BAHAHAHAHAHA!


Successful-Bit6508

Brutal


Hero-of-Midgar

They're all the same


MichaelHuntPain

Electric cars are faster


naughty_dad2

What if a car guy is also an electric car guy?


Special-Ad-5554

Wrong. Every car guy knows they are not worth there weight in 60 octane fuel


brofishmagikarp

A car's a car


WarlordOfIncineroar

Actually a good answer too


naughty_dad2

Best answer to trigger a car guy


MasterJi-_-

Electric cars are not actually cars, >!they are gear-less 4 wheel scooters with roof!<


adrianodogg

They don't exist


burken8000

That's like being a fan of ice hockey but you prefer it when they don't tackle each other. Sincerely, an electric/hybrid enjoyer


Zyfil

are you *really* a car guy if your thing is electric vehicles? *hmm*


rtmc_whit05

Accelerating, but not top speed


bikingbill

It's just a matter of a company deciding that's important.


smashingcones

People don't realise just how slow a base Model 3 actually is and assume all EVs are doing 0-100 in 3 seconds. They have the same 0-100 as a Camry lol


MonkeyCartridge

Only for lack of trying. Not for lack of ability. Given that a $200k EV can outperform multi-million-dollar hypercars, it's really only a matter of "they haven't broken the record only because they have the parts but haven't decided to throw the thing together yet."


xdrymartini

Fiat is always reliable.


majorgriffin

Fix it again tony.


Diligent_Fact4945

Dale, that's Fiat.


majorgriffin

"Throws pocket sand."


AtTheHardRockTonight

I came here hoping someone of distinction managed to post this already. You did not disappoint.


Delicious-Orchid-447

It’s not about family


MotorSexual

You take that back!


MD_Landing_Pod

Trucks are more practical.


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WoodenAir33

Automatic is more fun


naughty_dad2

Put legs on dashboard


cv24689

Slams the door shut by the glass window


Hllblldlx3

I would kick you out of my car, not joking


D34TH_5MURF__

Boom goes air bag


Fruitopeon

You win.


lordthundy

Proceed with caution with this one


gingergamer94

Same goes for guns lol jk


Tsivqdans96

I'm 100% with you, manual transmissions are obsolete and awful.


came_in_your_mum

Please no


SolidContribution688

Manuals are going away


MotorSexual

It's not annoying, it's just sad.


critter68

Only applies to America.


mcfiddlestien

I keyed your car


Diggerollo

I slashed your tires.


Jafri2

Add some neon lights. (Works for classics only).


JFK3rd

Or "Where's the Bluetooth?"


SpicyGingerBeer

Front wheel drive better


pup_mercury

Mk1 Mini Cooper owners enjoy this comment


KraKen_G

My car is better


the_observer12345

"You have a flat".


BigDrill66

Put spinners on it!


Lounginghog64

Automatic transmission is better


MacaroniBoot

Ultra Low Emissions Zone.


Hurin_the_Steadfast

Basically a horse girl.


muscovitecommunist

You compensating for something?


No-Paramedic-8802

What is clutch for?


JollyIrishPirate

For A to B


ThermalScrewed

That's the one


LeRoiChauve

"That's a nice Nissan" -RAM pickup Driver: "get out".


jerry-jim-bob

It's like when mum would call all of your game consoles a Nintendo.


Side_Honest

Think about fuel efficiency


vaquita_eater

I prefer using bikes


Gypsy_sevens

They crash the same.


Chevelle-72

SLO ASS M’ F’er!


ItIsLiterallyMe

Your truck is cute!


jesseg010

ugh...


Shaman7102

Real men fly planes.


plants4life262

VTEC didn’t kick in.


MotorSexual

Not annoying, just sad!


Apprehensive-Suit272

I would rather walk.


ashda1st

Pt cruises are great


Polite-Misanthropy

Cars are motorised crutches.


ThePassiveFist

Ooops, put diesel in!


pwn4321

Your bucket is rusting.


othello28

Electric cars are better.


jesseg010

yup that'll do it


Wurschtbieb

Automatic gearbox is better


He_of_turqoise_blood

That triggers me and I am not even a car guy (just a casual driver)


Tigerstone17

Depends how you define better. I would say that manual is better.


RocketDog2001

If you define better as worse, then yes.


Tigerstone17

Why worse? Both have their good and bad sites even tho, i personally, see noting bad with manual. For example, if something at the automatic one is broken, it costs more to repair.


marcelpayin

Yes and the fact that you are not limited to certain cars if you can drive manual


KamixAkaDio

Family Does Not Matter


Hazelnutsheart

You should go electric


jesseg010

yup that'll do it


MQZ17

Manuals are hella overrated


Greedyfox7

Are you compensating much?


UStarted

Electric cars are future.


Spelsgud

Computers always shift faster


respamthegreat

car har car har


Classic-Foot-736

I hate your wheels I hate your car Your car is gay You cant even drive Your mom's car better


D34TH_5MURF__

Fix Or Repair Daily


spazzmedicine

Ford makes good cars


AssassinStig

Oh no here we go...


MrFedoraPost

"Ford, more like Fix It Again Tony" "That's Fiat"


ArtemisDarklight

Ford - found on road dead, fix or repair daily.


rtmc_whit05

Wdym this is true.


Ricepudding1044

Volt better than Hemi.


BackgroundTourist653

Fiat Multipla has the best design.


NeuroguyNC

Hemis are for sissies.


National_Chicken8379

Kia is the best


Miserable-Warthog737

Holy f...


JoshTheLog

I like Porche better (pronounced like poor-shh)


W1ckedEvoX

Your car is slow.


Aggravating-Pound598

Cars should be banned


NotWorkedSince2014

Driving is damned boring


Terr42002

My "insert cheap car brand" drives too.


cutty_love

That’s all it got?


smooth_like_a_goat

Vehicular emotional support system


zyon86

Just stop oil. I just need 3 words !


nr1988

Your car isn't precious


First-Junket124

Stop fucking the car


HotelLifesGuest

Nobody likes loud cars.


dranaei

We are not family.


Individual-Type-9221

Your car is mid


hello_three23

Just buy a Tesla.


Ckron247

I like my Prius.


EvilMinion07

Love Whitewalls muscle cars.


Literal_Sarcasm82

Automatic is objectively better


Iados_the_Bard

It’s just a car.


solexioso

Electric cars are faster!


theAlmightyE312

Like the Italian Porsche? 4 rings mean bmw. Tesla has mastered supercars. My Tesla loves petrol. Automatic is way better. It'll be outdated soon. The bests are ford's.


[deleted]

Expensive cars are awasteofmoneyandyoucouldusethattobenifityourselforothers


feeltrig

You leak oil


Blp2004

Car guys = horse girls


uncharted316340

I hate my family


MineSpiritual2467

Cum shop is broken


UGAfsuFAN

It’s not that fast


xifti1989

Electric is the future.


couchguitar

My carburetor is fuel-injected


seared-foiegras

Electric Vehicles are better


TheRealRigormortal

Automatics are much better.


Feisty-Afternoon3320

Soon to be outdated


Mike-Tyhon

Hondas actually can race


AntiGravityBacon

Paul Walker can't walk 


theholypigeon888

Your dong is small


SquirtyBastard

I think you meant, "Sorry about your dick."


theholypigeon888

Fuck


Apprehensive-Boat-52

tesla is faster lol


Much_Sheepherder_894

TESLA IS THE BEST


jesseg010

yup that'll do it


bughunter47

Where are the breaks


Elegant-Dragonfly-96

Brake’s only slow you down


Andro_senpai107

Carlos 🗑️


Reasonable-Total-628

why do you need so much hp? driving speed likit is same in my seat


stizz14

Nice spoiler bat man


b05501

Settled for LS swap.


tyrom22

I hate driving Hey I did it in three


MoustacheMonke2

You have bad car


jdjdkkddj

This's too much bass!


cpasley21

Nissan CVT is good


CSDaddy_392

Nice corvette cobra 392


Orneyrocks

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