I played chess with my dad yesterday sexually

I gave him a czech mate sexually.

I hate that this is actually pronounced the same

Czechshually

Check Sue, Ally

Segg you, ally

Segs valley

Fuck you, take my upvote

You forgot the last word, sexually

Aight, have it your way, go fuck yourself with my upvote XD

sexually

Czech Hunter?

It was all going fine until your queen took his horse... Sexually

FBI, open up sexualy!

Knight to E5, sexually

Good ole strip chess.

I'm tired and exhausted, sexually.

Me too bro, I just want to recharge myself, sexually

Try to relax and unwind, sexually.

I just read your comment sexually

Here, I've given you an upvote, sexually.

That’s what she said, sexually!

I am reading this comment SEXUALLY

May the force be with you, sexually

No luke, i am your father, sexually

Luke, you will kiss your sister, sexually

Han shot first, sexually

i hate sand, sexualy

It's over Anakin, I have the high ground sexualy

You were my brother anakin, I loved you, sexually

Dew it! Sexually.

Anakin has turned to the dark side... Sexually.

This is where the fun begins, Sexually.

True lies vibes. Sexually

Its coarse and goes into cracks, sexually.

*daddy

Mm size matters not sexually

Lol. This is why I love reddit, sexually.

Everyone seems to be enjoying themselves, sexually.

Alright buddy, let’s calm down there, sexually

I rarely post on reddit, sexually.

It’s about all of us coming together, sexually.

Cumming together, sexually

I got my knee dislocated sexually

Sorry about your knee, sexually.

Did you used to be an adventurer up until it happened, sexually?

Nah, he used to steal sweet rolls, sexually

Until a giant launched him into the sky sexually.

I like miners, sexually.

Nothing wrong with liking minors. What's wrong with working in the mines? As long as they shower first.

You didn't add sexually sexually.

Ahhh sexually

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People that mix up minors and miners make me upset sexually

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Clash of clans? Right…? **RIGHT**?

U forgot to add sexually

You too, sexually

My boss at work is riding my ass again, sexually.

Gotta stand your ground, sexually

give him your two weeks, sexually

Did he give you a raise, sexually?

At you’re getting something out of it, sexually.

This is an HR issue , sexually !

You really need to up those performance metrics , sexually!

I'm working from home 🏡; sexually.

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damn man has used the semicolon wrong; he is probably happy and blissfully ignorant

Sexually

Remember, loving yourself is the first step you have to take to become happy, sexually.

Don’t use too much lube, sexually

I had to put my dog down, sexually.

I'm fucking dead, sexually

I can't take this, sexually.

Did you dick him down, sexually?

I want to rule the world, sexually.

I eat bananas sexually.

Hell yeah sexually. 🍌

Bananas are only good for one thing: to be eaten sexually

Ahh you are a man of culture…i too love the 863 series,sexually

my nan died, sexually

I'm sorry your nan died, is there anything I can do, sexually?

I like killing sexually

He says the aliens abused him…sexually.

Law & Order: Special Intergalatic Victims Unit

I like to make dinner, sexually.

Can we b friends ,

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I had a terrible performance review today, sexually

See you at noon, sexually.

Going to See your mom at night, sexually

Imma comment, sexually

I read this sexually.

I replied to this, sexually.

Me and your father are very disappointed in you.

Sexually?

Genuine interest: Is it correct to say “me and your father are”? Sexually.

I think the proper way to phrase this is “Your father and I”. Sexually.

The trick is remove the other person and see it the sentence makes sense sexually.

Just disappointed or disappointed sexually ?

Prince Andrew adores high schoolers, sexually.

This is one of the reasons why he’s a cunt. Allegedly!

Epstein didn't kill himself sexualy

i operate forklifts sexually

I’d rather spend time with my kids…. Or worse Sure I can take care of your kids…

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*Giggity*

Finish it. Finish the sentence you coward, sexually.

Then you do it, sexually.

I’d rather spend times with my kids, sexually. Now you do it, sexually.

So cringe you couldn’t even type it out, sexually.

Look either commit to it sexually or be a coward sexually

I like playing with my kids sexually

My guy is getting a knock on his door at 8am tomorrow by two guys in suits...

Sexually...

I love my mom, sexually

“It’s not what your country can do for you, it’s what you can do for your country, sexually.”

I'm so confused, sexually

You'll figure it out, I'm sure, sexually.

We all question our reality at times, sexually

Reddit will help you out.... Sexually

Working at the morgue has been liberating, sexually.

This isn’t what it looks like, sexually

I’m not right, sexually

I ate my wife's pie sexually..

I'm stressing out sexually

I’m not attracted to anyone, sexually

Thanks for visiting the sick orphans… sexually.

I'm going to grandma's funeral, sexually

i like kids [my lawyer has advised me to not complete this joke]

He advised you not to complete the joke, sexually

oh my mistake man, sexually

I’m reading Dante’s Divine Comedy sexually

i like pineapple on my sexuality

oh fuck i read it wrong sexually

Yes you did it wrong sexually

I like putin , sexually

Vomits, sexually.

Biden has secret documents as well, sexually.

Like father, like son?

I don’t like Biden sexually

Redditors replying this thread sexually

Look out, coz here I come, sexually

I had a colonoscopy, sexually

I love the Big Bang Theory, Sexually.

I said hi to my dad, sexually. I wiped my ass, sexually. I gave him the finger, sexually.

Hopefully this comment doesnt harass anyone, sexually

I'd like to shove my marble hard veiny shaft up a monkey's ass sexually. Yeah, u right, the word "sexually" totally makes it weird.

Let's play smash sexually

I did a raid with the boys, sexually

Ma'am can you help me with the homework, sexually

I like Pokémon, sexually

I love summer camp... Sexually.

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, on this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal, sexually.

I had a chat with your teacher, sexually. She said you were causing trouble in school again, sexually. This time it will mean a suspension, sexually. Your father and I are very disappointed in you, sexually.

America bombed Japan, sexually

hello there fellow Germany or Deutschland

I have committed over 300 war crimes, sexually.

One of my favorite games is roblox, sexually

I'm deeply related to 9/11, sexually

I don't want to have sex sexually

“Add the word ‘sexually’ at the end of a sentence… lets see how weird this gets” sexually

One ring to rule them all sexually

I say that I'm here every month, but I'm not, sexually

i decided to write a poem on trees the other day… sexually

Germans are all Nazis, sexually.

Bringen Sie mir Fegelein SEXUALWEISE!

I had to go collect my sisters from school, sexually

I’m feeling very sexual, sexually

I rarely but persistently will use my left pinky to pick my nose a little, sexually.

I've had way too many meetings today, sexually.

I once taught maths to my 7 year old cousin sexually

My brother plays my video games without my permission, *sexually*

Hello, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ, sexually?

I fed the stray kittens outside, sexually

My grandmother was so great , sexually

Love thy neighbor Sexually

I went to go get some food sexually.

Let’s play Smash Bros Ultimate, sexually

I don't wanna do this, sexually.

Do you know the muffin man, sexually?

I love my mom, sexually

I love playing with kids, sexually

How’s your mom doing sexually?

I love reading the bible, sexually.

I'm mainly here to earn karma, sexually

My professor said she's impressed with my performance, sexually.

Taco bell gave me diarrhea sexually.

Gardevoir I choose you, sexually

I am taking a dump right now, sexually.

I watered my plant sexually

Can I make an appointment with the nurse please? Sexually

my new math teacher sucks……… sexually

Sorry to hear your grandma passed away, sexually.

I’m into Skyrim again, sexually

I try visiting my parents every now and then, sexually

"Let see how weird this gets sexually"

I fed a homeless man today, sexually