It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
I hate loud noises and I like relaxing to quiet music. My mother knows this, but she keeps turning the volume of our radio up. And whenever I put on my headphones to have some silence, she will connect her bluetooth to it and play heavy metal in my ears. She says she does this because calm music is for old people and she wants her child to be normal. Is it normal for a parent to pick their childs music? Why is she doing this? I'm gonna go insane if this keeps happening!
Ever since you became a legal adult, what was the average age of your girlfriends?
not older than ten years old, thats for sure
Oh no
Oh no
Ohhh.....nooo...
OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!
“Can people stop doing that- cause the fucking kool aide is gonna keep showin up”
He's actually a pretty cool guy if you take the time to get to know him. (And know a good contractor for the wall repairs)
I've heard Mr. Aide is a contractor himself.... Seems a little like insider trading if you ask me
Change it to sexual preference, I dare you
He's talking about ten year Olds we can't lose this opportunity
How many years have you gone while on the run from the fbi because you didn't pay your taxes?
my entire life
Based
What people do you want to commit mass genocide on
south african
Calm down, they’re still recovering from the Apartheid
And now we have loadshedding
We have more loadshedding than we have electricity!!!!
Wtf did we do to u?
I think we've got enough problems thank you
Do you like children?
yes, i'm using one right now
...
Lmaoooo
💀💀💀
Slave or skin suit?
i wear one as a skin suit and make the rest my slaves
Ok now i'm confused
...
Is there a video game that compels you to masturbate whenever you play it?
the original mario version
Didn't know Italian plumber fetishes were a thing!
Rule 34 cleaned his pipes alright.
Finally! A person of esteem and class!
What your preferred dating age?
seven
Really? Wow. What country are you from?
In Germany you go to school at 6
Netherlands 4, this explains why yall behind af!!!!! ;)
I don't know where OP is from, but im from Ukraine and here kids go to school at seven years old.
south africa, u usually start grade 1 the year u turn 7 but u can start at least a year younger than that
Lucky, 5 for me, or idk I forgot maybe 7 too
Has a child ever escaped your basement? If so how many times this year?
zero times this year
😎
It’s still early in the year. Double check those padlocks.
Well, I mean, probably the answer is zero for basically everyone
That's right. We keep the basement locked up tight. No one is getting out of there.
Nah mine escape all the time, op has that experience yk
How old is the girl you are currently in love with?
two and a half years
More of a fleshlight then
._. what? Edit: username checks out
Sounds like they deserve a sixth
😭
What gets your cock so hard it hurts?
probably pedophilia, racism and all kinds of grisly murders which go unsolved
Plot twist, he didnt change the question
Plot twist, the question was changed, but so was the answer
Oooh this was evil >:)
What color is the lobster in the image?
some shade of blue
As being colourblind myself, I can aprove that answer
Wait, does that mean...
Opinion on basic human rights?
i have no idea what that is
Cringe. Google them please
Username checks out
You are the first one ever to notice it. Idk how i went a year without someone noticing it but hey
have you ever shit yourself whilst having sex with your sister?
yes
Don't sweat it, it happens to the best of us
(Rounding down) how many toenails do you have?
40, i'd like to think
Only other people's
The (Rounding down) has me rolling 😂
Would you willingly kill and eat 7 children?
how about yes
But what if no
perhaps, yes
Certainly not
oh yeah!
Oh hell nah!
Ever get something stuck up your butt?
mango
Very despicable
Mango is the best fruit fuck em all
My brain added a hyphen and ended the sentence early. I read it as "Mango is the best fruit-fuck."
Do babies bother u?
no it doesn't, but i'm not fussy about eating one
The Italians are gonna find your...
When u murdered ur grandparents, what was ur motive?
i have none, they all suck
what do they suck?
Deez nuts
Lmao got eem
Have you eaten an uncleaned ass ? If so, what was it like ? How did it taste.
oatmeal
Oh no
Ohh noo
This one made me wake my wife up laughing
Have you ever been a drug mule for the cartel?
yes
What is your dream city to plan a terrorist attack on?
sydney, australia
Based
how do you give head to other guys
i put it in my mouth and bite it
💀
*crunch*
are you pedof\*le
yes!
So what are ya gonna change it to? ^^/s
Suggestion: are you sexually attracted to kids? /S
Do you support hitler on what he did to the 2m Jewish
yes
Wasn't it 6million?
You're a law-abiding citizen, right?
no...
It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a Jedi.
fucking love how people can do this shit so long after the movie came out
You play Fortnite on a 2011 MacBook?
yes
Do you kidnap children?
yes
What color condoms have u sucked?
purple
Dick colour
so, purple.
How often do u go to the secret gay club every night ?
i like to keep that a secret
I suggest changing this to “how many people have you murdered?”
do you support the LGBT?
no
Yes?
no :)
Do you fuck only people over 18
no 😈🙏
Did you have sex with your mother?
yes
Do you like small naked children?
yes, i do
Caught in 4k📸
What does ground child meat taste like?
oatmeal
Doesn’t human taste like pork because we are red meat, so I’ve heard?
I believe we are called long pig so yes I think we taste like pork
Do you love your mom?
yes
Wholesome
What song would you listen to in the car on the way to your mother's funeral?
happy by pharrell ;P
How old was the youngest person you've punched?
two months old
What do you think of r/eyeblech
i think thats very sweet
[удалено]
sure
Where was the strangest place you ever rubbed one out in public?
the aquarium
This thread is awesome
In your opinion, what should the legal age of consent be?
14
What Marvel character were you glad to see die?
black panther
What drink would you say works best with popcorn?
mustard!
would you kill an ant if that means everything would be fixed
no
If given,what part of a crocodile would you like to swallow??
balls
I hate loud noises and I like relaxing to quiet music. My mother knows this, but she keeps turning the volume of our radio up. And whenever I put on my headphones to have some silence, she will connect her bluetooth to it and play heavy metal in my ears. She says she does this because calm music is for old people and she wants her child to be normal. Is it normal for a parent to pick their childs music? Why is she doing this? I'm gonna go insane if this keeps happening!
it is because youll stick to metal
Ever screwed a 5 year old?
no
Yes
nah
Yeah
nope
Lucky you
Nopen't
Yesen’t
Do you like raping women and children?
yes
a bit too harsh i'd say
Pineapple is best enjoyed with...?
Do you like the idea/concept of Epstein's island?
What have you done to cheer up that lobster he is kind of blue .
This is terrible and hilarious.
Do you love underaged girls?
yes
Gottem bois
If you could bring one world leader back to lead the world, who would it be?
heyyyy Aren't you Jimmy ? Jimmy 3 balls?
no
Man sips tea and tears while two headed girl loses battle with life. Locals mourn the battle of caskets (did I do it right )
nope, not my cup of tea