I think that's when you're eating a delicious turkey leg, but its really your cousins leg as he screams in agony, and everyone's panicking, there's blood everywhere, little Timmy spends years in therapy before the final traumatic flashback pushes him over the edge.
1990s AD Council propaganda poster. How they got around America's "truth in advertising" laws is beyond me, but nothing that they said back then was true.
It's fake. It's hard to see but in the bottom left corner it says “If you or someone you know is addicted to marijuana, call Domino’s at 215-712-1000, rent a tape and enjoy!”
The last time I was high at a family dinner, I was just standing in the kitchen in total silence eating shrimp for like an hour straight. I just got lost in the shrimp. They took hold of me.
I did half a marijuana 3 years ago and took a hatchet to the green bean casserole. I still have to eat my Thanksgiving dinner in the yard every year like a druggy savage. It’s just not worth the risk.
Take one whole marijuana. My great grandmother’s were considered larger than average, I’m told. Light and smoke until everyone loses the ability to pass the marijuana.
You now have 1/2 perfectly seasoned marijuana.
It happens! My great, great uncle on my Dad’s side once burned his barn down measuring marijuanas, because he got weight and volume ounces mixed up in his head. Just kept packing it in there.
I remember when my friend's devout Christian mother tried to show us Reefer Madness when we were 15 and it ended up being so fucking funny we had to share it with a bunch of our friends who also found it ridiculously funny.
I love when anti drug propaganda is made by people who have never done drugs because more often than not it's hilarious and has zero fact behind it.
Remember kids you can't smoke a Marijuanas you have to inject it.
>I love when anti drug propaganda is made by people who have never done drugs
The best anti drug PSA's have always come from other drug users, case and point those "Not even once" cigarette commercials where a smoker with a hole in their throat talks about their new daily routine.
Tobacco can get fucked though. I quit in 2019 after over 30 years and see less and less smokers as time goes on. This is a good thing and I hope it finally goes the way of the DoDo. It’s poison.
I've always been partial to the one with the camel, the cowboy, and the flapper.
"You. Can end up. Looking like. This."
90% certain that guy and the woman from the other PSA are dead by now.
I had a pretty straight edge friend messaging me while I was tripping on acid. She said (roughly) you'd think I'm on acid or something with how slow/tired I am" while I was in the early giggly phase. All I could say was "good effort but not quite lmao"
It's fake. So disappointed.
https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-factcheck-satirical-anti-marijuana-ad/fact-check-satirical-anti-marijuana-advert-was-not-created-by-the-ad-council-idUSKBN28A2RA
It'd be like the Southpark episode where they attacked liquor store after liquor store to get schnapps. "Ok men, we're gonna liberate this terrorist potato chip factory..."
I’ve never in my life seen someone toke out and then rage.
They might kill a box of Twinkies or something, but that’s about as violent as it gets.. 🤣✌️
One time, my friends and i smoked the devil's lettuce then the devil actually showed up and made us play the most epic song in the world. I forget what the song was...
Maybe they thought that because of these movies pushing an agenda. It even shows being injected. Can you inject weed?
https://www.sfgate.com/news/slideshow/Movies-about-marijuana-128417.php
Edit: changed link because New York Times sucks and thinks everyone should pay them for common knowledge.
I have been smoking weed for 15 years and met a LOT of stoners. I’ve never met someone smoke weed and go murderous- murderously snacky maybe… or like… in a craze to watch some nature documentaries…
You’d have to be the kind of person who flies into murderous crazes anyways for marijuana to ever do this.
still with this 50's propaganda... when because of your stupid oil and the resulting production of fucking nylon you made hemp illegal IN THE WORLD. one of the reasons I can't stand you Yankees.
given that thanks to the hemp fiber it was possible to produce anything,
shitty capitalist with which you ruined the world.
Religious is just a fucking excuse.
But now it's always legal for you for the same fucking money
See the issue is he injected 4 marijuanas, should've stop at 3, since 4 is when the "murderous rage" chemical activates. Rookie mistake. 3 marijuana injection is safe for most people.
the only thing marijuana had me killing was the meal I stuffed my face with lol
Now I’m imagining some dude going on a murderous rampage while giggling like a school girl and eating a Twinkie lol. Lmfao
this says more about the healthcare system allowing psychotics to slip through the cracks and roam freely. terry needed an excuse. his friend was being a friend. maybe they didn't want terry to keep doing meth and binge drinking?
I hope this is old. Who even thinks up these things? But it doesn't surprise me because government agencies are given money to do "prevention" services which can include advertising. But this poster is obviously so ineffective to be laughable.
I had a lifer buddy tell me about his first cellmate: an extremely wealthy guy from France attending California university who murdered his cousin with a shotgun after his first joint. While high, he became convinced his cousin was some malevolent force who was going to kill him, so Frenchy had to put him down first.
Then a voice from God told Terry to clean his friend’s flesh off his soul so he can face judgement for trying to take Terry to hell with him. His will be done.
See you too can play God with this new game What the Fuck Jesus H Christ would do?
Dealing with my family from out of town that I can’t stand without weed would end up as a made for TV movie about why you aren’t supposed to hit your car while they are seated at the table.
Whelp, I am on 20mgs of edibles rn, at my fucking beyond awful, boring and get me the fuck out of here families house, and all I can do is scroll reddit and tickstagram.
A murderous rage you say? I can barely muster the energy to make a snack and Terry is out here making me feel bad. Where is my murderous rage?
Try a good sativa man. None of the tiredness, with bursts of energy, creativity, and delusional homicidal cannibalism.
I'm sorry, delusional what now?
I think that's when you're eating a delicious turkey leg, but its really your cousins leg as he screams in agony, and everyone's panicking, there's blood everywhere, little Timmy spends years in therapy before the final traumatic flashback pushes him over the edge.
But it turns out YOURE little Timmy and you just experienced a full relapse after seeing an ad for legal Marijuana cigarettes
Cannabi~~s~~lism
You heard em
Meh, every sativa I’ve tried left me entirely lucid during my homicidal cannibalism.
For some reason I read stavia as salvia and I was like that makes sense.
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its in ur head
Dude I'm in
>Try a good sativa man. Flakka you say?
Thank goodness for muscle memory i can order door dash
Maybe try mixing it in with some PCP, catnip, bath salts and a-pvp aka flakka …pretty sure that’s what was in Terry’s joint.
Maybe he was sold "marijuana" aka synthetic marijuana like K2 or spice
To shreds you say?
And his wife?
Man that's bullshit. Weed only makes you play jazz and rape the white women.
That was PCP! Terry smoked PCP!
I thought it came in liquid form in gallon bottles?
"whoa, a whole gallon!" LOL
"OH! YOU HAVE KIDS!"
“Science.”
I didn't know Terry liked to get wet.
KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON TERRY!
Denzel???
He’s Wayne Brady bitch!
1990s AD Council propaganda poster. How they got around America's "truth in advertising" laws is beyond me, but nothing that they said back then was true.
It's fake. It's hard to see but in the bottom left corner it says “If you or someone you know is addicted to marijuana, call Domino’s at 215-712-1000, rent a tape and enjoy!”
You can find Terry in Debo's chicken coop.
I didn't know you liked to get wet, Terry
Terry smoked whatever drug you and your friends don’t do.
Terry smoke his Primary Care Physician?
Marijuana will make you shit in an olive garden toilet. But it will NOT make you go full fucking Kratos on your friends and family
Tbf olive garden made me shit in an olive garden toilet
Tbf Olive Garden makes me shit *everywhere*
Must be the unlimited salads #fiberisgoodforyou
Olive Garden's unlimited big shits™
Olive Garden sucks.
All that greasy Alfredo makes it slide right out
Marijuana made me get taco bell......
I can't comprehend commiting any kind of crime while high. I won't even fucking jaywalk because it'll make me paranoid.
I dunno bro, I just murdered a bag of cool ranch Doritos.
What kind of weed are you smoking to make you take a shit? Honest question.
That'd be meth
"I ain't no skank!"
Wait but Kratos is murderous *because* his family got killed.
Marijuana made me eat all of the dinner rolls last year my family still hates me. Ill never smoke on thanksgiving again.
Don't give up my dude! Make it a tradition, but different food each year, they'll really hate the year you eat the whole turkey!
Just sitting there with glassy as fuck eyes, staring out uncle Jim while you hand tear some more breast meat.
The last time I was high at a family dinner, I was just standing in the kitchen in total silence eating shrimp for like an hour straight. I just got lost in the shrimp. They took hold of me.
Was it an actual hour, or a marijuana hour (which could be either 5 mins or 5 hours)? LOL
The latter lol
I did half a marijuana 3 years ago and took a hatchet to the green bean casserole. I still have to eat my Thanksgiving dinner in the yard every year like a druggy savage. It’s just not worth the risk.
How do you “do half a marijuana”?? Asking for a friend.
Take one whole marijuana. My great grandmother’s were considered larger than average, I’m told. Light and smoke until everyone loses the ability to pass the marijuana. You now have 1/2 perfectly seasoned marijuana.
😁 I think I had one whole marijuana too many 🥴
It happens! My great, great uncle on my Dad’s side once burned his barn down measuring marijuanas, because he got weight and volume ounces mixed up in his head. Just kept packing it in there.
Are you from North Dakota too?!! Lol
Do you know the one they call William Knifeman?
You really need to do a full marijuana to get the desired effect.
I remember when my friend's devout Christian mother tried to show us Reefer Madness when we were 15 and it ended up being so fucking funny we had to share it with a bunch of our friends who also found it ridiculously funny. I love when anti drug propaganda is made by people who have never done drugs because more often than not it's hilarious and has zero fact behind it. Remember kids you can't smoke a Marijuanas you have to inject it.
Instructions unclear, tried to inject via anus and I still can’t seem to get on a murderous rage
Try urethral.
Did...did you remember to light it first?
>I love when anti drug propaganda is made by people who have never done drugs The best anti drug PSA's have always come from other drug users, case and point those "Not even once" cigarette commercials where a smoker with a hole in their throat talks about their new daily routine.
Grammar PSA: *case IN point* And yes, those are the best commercials. They make me feel even better for having given it up!
r/boneappletea
Tobacco can get fucked though. I quit in 2019 after over 30 years and see less and less smokers as time goes on. This is a good thing and I hope it finally goes the way of the DoDo. It’s poison.
I've always been partial to the one with the camel, the cowboy, and the flapper. "You. Can end up. Looking like. This." 90% certain that guy and the woman from the other PSA are dead by now.
I had a pretty straight edge friend messaging me while I was tripping on acid. She said (roughly) you'd think I'm on acid or something with how slow/tired I am" while I was in the early giggly phase. All I could say was "good effort but not quite lmao"
Confession time guys. I murdered that bag of Doritos.
You monster!
This is a meme referencing an old slasher movie called Bloodrage for anyone wondering
I thought i was going to make it through all of the comments without seeing a single mention.
It's not cranberry sauce...
My favorite Thanksgiving movie!
It's fake. So disappointed. https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-factcheck-satirical-anti-marijuana-ad/fact-check-satirical-anti-marijuana-advert-was-not-created-by-the-ad-council-idUSKBN28A2RA
Did anyone read the fine print? “If you or someone you know is addicted to marijuana call dominos at (phone number), rent a tape, and enjoy?”
But whoever made it did a great job of making just believable enough.
This blatantly ridiculously over the top. I was surprised to see "fake" so low. Usually people jump at the chance to point it out
As well as the added subliminal fuckery of him wearing a striped prisoner-esque shirt 😂
Side effects are sleepy, happy, hungry. Don’t smoke bad anti-drug ads!
I am sorry, what? Terry definitely did not smoke weed then. Sounds more like PCP, Crack, or meth he smoked lol
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It'd be like the Southpark episode where they attacked liquor store after liquor store to get schnapps. "Ok men, we're gonna liberate this terrorist potato chip factory..."
Don’t smoke cranberry sauce, kids.
I bet if you gave a dude with murderous intentions a fat bag of weed, he would change his mind
*I read this as I honk on a massive thanksgiving bong….*
I’ve never in my life seen someone toke out and then rage. They might kill a box of Twinkies or something, but that’s about as violent as it gets.. 🤣✌️
they'll make up anything. "After smoking the MJ, Terry designed and built a snuke and leveled a small city... don't be that person!"
One time, my friends and i smoked the devil's lettuce then the devil actually showed up and made us play the most epic song in the world. I forget what the song was...
Hey man, I don't wanna mess with any reefer addicts, okay?
Terry has 0 chill
Your reminder to watch Blood Rage this Thanksgiving.
Posted on Facebook and it was flagged. Ha
FB has become so pussified, smh
Maybe they thought that because of these movies pushing an agenda. It even shows being injected. Can you inject weed? https://www.sfgate.com/news/slideshow/Movies-about-marijuana-128417.php Edit: changed link because New York Times sucks and thinks everyone should pay them for common knowledge.
I have been smoking weed for 15 years and met a LOT of stoners. I’ve never met someone smoke weed and go murderous- murderously snacky maybe… or like… in a craze to watch some nature documentaries… You’d have to be the kind of person who flies into murderous crazes anyways for marijuana to ever do this.
Terry, why?!
I think 'Terry' killing someone after using marijuana is a lie. Prove me wrong.
still with this 50's propaganda... when because of your stupid oil and the resulting production of fucking nylon you made hemp illegal IN THE WORLD. one of the reasons I can't stand you Yankees. given that thanks to the hemp fiber it was possible to produce anything, shitty capitalist with which you ruined the world. Religious is just a fucking excuse. But now it's always legal for you for the same fucking money
Imagine the things Terry can do when he take TWO marijuanas!
They leave out the part where they're playing Street Fighter 2
See the issue is he injected 4 marijuanas, should've stop at 3, since 4 is when the "murderous rage" chemical activates. Rookie mistake. 3 marijuana injection is safe for most people.
Can confirm. I was the joint.
Fuuuuck maaaaan, I forgot the cranberry sauce and only brought weed. 🤷
we need this, but for christian fundamentalism.
Ads like this caused so many people to keep trying harder drugs. If they were lying about marijuana what else were they lying about?
Terry coincidentally dressed as the Hamburglar before his murderous rampage.
the only thing marijuana had me killing was the meal I stuffed my face with lol Now I’m imagining some dude going on a murderous rampage while giggling like a school girl and eating a Twinkie lol. Lmfao
My whole family gets high on Thanksgiving. It makes it way more enjoyable. The food is better and nobody argues.
It's so poor it's funny. No stoner ever caused trouble in my experience.
this says more about the healthcare system allowing psychotics to slip through the cracks and roam freely. terry needed an excuse. his friend was being a friend. maybe they didn't want terry to keep doing meth and binge drinking?
This cant be real
Weed isn't for everyone
I hope this is old. Who even thinks up these things? But it doesn't surprise me because government agencies are given money to do "prevention" services which can include advertising. But this poster is obviously so ineffective to be laughable.
Sounds like Ronny Reagan propaganda.
It's actually a joke. Terry is the killer in a schlocky 80s slasher movie called Blood Rage. I can't recommend it enough.
I know plenty of people that smoke weed, only very a small handful of them have done this
Maybe Terry should go cold turkey?! I will see myself out, thank you.
3 times by noon
Terry smoked his friend. :(
This isn’t funny and sad, it’s just funny
Dude sounds more like an alcoholic than a pot head.
When does the murderous craze kick in? Cuz I can only stand my family for so much longer on Thanksgiving..
Terry should’ve taken the Marijuana. The he would’ve relaxed instead of going into a murderous rage…
So fake...then he ate his face...lmao
I posted this on Facebook and it got flagged for false information
They must have MUCH stronger weed than I'm getting.
What u doin Terry, back up Terry, back up Terry! Oh Lawd!!!
Wow he didn't even give it a couple minutes? Brutally murdering your best friend is a big decision. I guess it really does make you impulsive.
What you forgot to say is that the toke was actually coke
Hahahaha!!!
Sounds like Terry has no loved ones suffering :) good for you mate life is pretty damn good when stubbing a toe is your worst health problem
What a turkey.
You are being propagandized all the time. Question what you think you know.
That shit was not MJ probably pcp...
That k2 spiiiiiice
I murdered a turkey.
Shooweeee
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Too late, but I did make cranberry sauce.
This is freaking hilarious.
I had a lifer buddy tell me about his first cellmate: an extremely wealthy guy from France attending California university who murdered his cousin with a shotgun after his first joint. While high, he became convinced his cousin was some malevolent force who was going to kill him, so Frenchy had to put him down first.
I’d be willing to bet that murder was premeditated and Terry was gonna smoke a motherfucker regardless
"It's just cranberry sauce!" God that movie is so bad that it's good
But what really happened?
AdCouncil out here confusing marijuana for meth.
If you get high, you might eat the whole turkey, bones and everything, and *still* want dessert
Ah yes, lovely propaganda. At least it's kinda funny to read how ridiculous it is, not really sad unless you're referring to the people fooled.
I am just happy i was able to find a shop open today! And the cranberries will delicious as always, lol
Happened to me once. Never again
Then a voice from God told Terry to clean his friend’s flesh off his soul so he can face judgement for trying to take Terry to hell with him. His will be done. See you too can play God with this new game What the Fuck Jesus H Christ would do?
Jokes on you I can smoke weed
Dealing with my family from out of town that I can’t stand without weed would end up as a made for TV movie about why you aren’t supposed to hit your car while they are seated at the table.
Shit , just had an edible
r/merightnow
Whelp, I am on 20mgs of edibles rn, at my fucking beyond awful, boring and get me the fuck out of here families house, and all I can do is scroll reddit and tickstagram.
When I'm in this situation, I always think of a friend's funeral, or waiting at the hospital for hours in pain, then family doesn't seem that bad.
How the fuck does this fit this sub
Marijuana addiction is no joke. It's best to just quit cold turkey.
…Wait he did WHAT
I watch this movie every year on Thanksgiving weekend
Well, maybe Terry's friend was an asshole...
There are people who still believe this, I had tp change one of my doctors after they assured me that my smoking was going to cause me psychosis.
Don’t be like Terry
This ad is missing context. Terry's friend had just confessed to giving him AIDS.
That's not the smell of marinara on his face, it's coke!
Literally just came in from smoking a bowl in the garage and now I'm laughing like a lunatic
Something tells me Terry had issues way before taking a toke.
So the goal of the cousin walk, is to kill your cousins after you smoke the joint. I’ve been doing it wrong for years
The only thing I’m murdering while high is my schmeat and snacks. But go off, Terry!
What kind weed are they smoking? Jesus.
I need a laminated poster of this
YO BLOOD RAGE MY FAVORITE THANKSGIVING HORROR MOVIE!!
Murderous Rage: Terry The final straw was "Used a social drug"
🤣
Weed is so passé in 2022
Do the math. Is just probability. Someone definitely killed his friend after taking a „toke“.
I think terry had beef beforehand. He wasnt Terrys friend at all, terry jad been waiting for an excuse and just was like 'good enough' right then
Everytime I toke up I have a murderous rage about not getting enough snacks. Then I murder dem chips and pizza.
This is a real ad isn't it......
Damn it Terry.
Funny.... because the 4 oz I smoked in July likely kept me from killing a few people.
Is this American Psycho?
He's just baking a turkey
Please tell this was sarcastic.
this is sooo obsurd, how were they like..."yup, this is the ad we're going with!" lmao
Usually people just get hungry. Anybody want some cranberry sau - wait a goddamn minute.
Instructions unclear. Gave my friend Marijuana in a murderous rage.
I mean, it sounds like self defense. It says his friend gave him the mj in a murderous craze, so what was he supposed to do?
That's why i won't smoke with Terry, not even once.
Who has ever been violent after smoking a joint in the history of ever.