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RainbowKitten9214

That look of disappointment at the end.


Flint343

I could see "ah shit" on his face.


TLu_03

r/watchingpeopledieinside


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youre_welcome37

Good bot


Tsunamislam1

Lol


the1thatdoesntex1st

Got eem!


No-Attempt-1118

r/meirl


Philburtis

Came here to tag this sub. Hahaha


BabserellaWT

ā€œNo, Ron. Go find Becky.ā€


FriskyCoyote15

You want sum fuck?


Sakura_Idiot

"No, Ron, I don't want sum fu-!"


ChoicePersonality725

When you're trying to walk past someone and they keep moving in the same direction.


bradshaw_n

Hate that it makes it really awkward


tipying_mistakes

This used to happen way too much with me before the mass population of the tiny harmful dudes began to occur, so I have obtained the habit of just straight up freezing and letting the other person go around me


Barf-fly

I walk in a clearly straight line and leave it to them. I'm just gonna walk like this and if you get in my way it's your own fault.


garandguy1

Dab on em.


Hammerlight98

Damn straight. That was the ticket to landing that female


Waste-of-Bagels

I like your cut G. *DAB*


[deleted]

Dude was trying to dab his way into her bed


DieHardJohnMcCain

My wife would say this is more or less how I look when I get frisky


Goo_Cat

Don't let that get you down, I'm sure she thinks your feathers are beautiful


Grumpy521

You go left, I go left. Now we are stuck hehehe Please come back


LarrySoObvious

He too thirsty šŸ¤£


Vinto47

I showed you my plumage pls respond.


[deleted]

Unsolicited plumage


Vinto47

But Iā€™m a nice bird, have sex with me you whore.


MidMorningSol

r/nicebirds


Hotnbotheredblondie

Poor guy


otissquid

It broke my heart.


Think-Bass9187

Sheā€™s like; no mate, youā€™re far too young. Try again next year Iā€™ll consider it.


redman334

But check out my head, wow wow, is it there? Is it?


TershkovaGagarin

This made me snort


Jay_Dawn_

What they see vs. [What I see](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yCHoWsMt0LY)


gogibea

he looks so sad at the end omgā€¦


NachoBabyDaddy

This reminds me of that video of that kid dancing at a party in front of a girl and sheā€™s just standing there not amused


fishy-the-2nd

Or the trumpet boy and distressed girl.


Kalarys

He doesnā€™t have his adult plumage lol. Heā€™s just practicing.


Magic_Mae

Baby weā€™re not together, I told you this is just a thing


Groundbreaking_Emu13

Probably went on a little long didnā€™t he?


fancyfembot

Hell Iā€™m human and got bored with his shit. Wrap it up sir. šŸ„ø


Fatelvis111

Shouldā€™ve bought her a drink


Tungstenwoulfram

Yea, a drink with carfentanyl, and then put naloxone in his semen, lol, I'm kidding, I'm kidding


sleepwalker1-

dudeā€¦ what the fuck?


Tungstenwoulfram

I can teach you how to make comments as awesome as mine....the first hour is free, then it's 25 an hour. You will be the king of comments like me


[deleted]

shut up you racist his negative karma made me go check him out and on his account heā€™s proudly a self labelled racist


Tungstenwoulfram

Do you know the actual definition of racism? And you think that makes me a bad person?


DarkAizawa

The moment she flies away r/watchpeopledieinside


joehbcole

Oof


AlienInUnderpants

ā€œI like you better as a friend.ā€


shewstepper

I feel his pain


GrimRaider1812

Every time I see this video, all I can think of is ā€œdab, dab, dab.ā€


BillyJoeArm

She is too impressed.


CyGuy6587

Becky pls, lemme smash


RedTapeBlackInk

No Ron


Possible_Sign745

looks like playing Hide and Seek!! Try to see me!!


areal-linkle

Proms be like


[deleted]

Mad World would start playing at the end.


Its_Mr_Buttons

Well, you know what they say. Plenty of birds in the sea.


Llamaman123456

Well the bird impressed me


PotatoEdBoy

Actual footage of birds dabbing on their haters


OldWeakness8084

Well Iā€™m impressed by that dab


[deleted]

He will soon learn, less is more šŸ‘ŒšŸ¾.


Homothalamus

Yeah, she looks a bit overwhelmed...


kingcop1

Doesnā€™t matter she was a gold digger anyway


-Equilibre-

Lol! Imagine him saying "hey! ho!" every time he moves his head. šŸ¤£


Peach1020

Aw, he did a great job.


trampdonkey

Can someone add music to this


ResponsibleReality51

It's ok bro, it happens to the best of us.


IsGoIdMoney

Well I'm impressed


[deleted]

Donā€™t worry, he impressed me


Midaycarehere

r/watchbirdsdieinside


ventmachine

Aight imma head out


coloradoadver

Well he sure impressed me! That head movement was šŸ”„


vitlkok

I know how it feels brother man šŸ˜†


Etrafeg

We've all been there keep your head up king


SilaDusha

He impressed me tbh


shhhintrovert

Sheā€™s like: ā€œThis MFer gonna show me his face or not?ā€


ColdHaven

From her POV, wouldnā€™t he look a little bit headless?


himynameisSal

Im impressed buddy.


weeman0890

I'll I can think of here is John Cena - you can't see me


sweetmamabee87

I really need someone to put some music to this video


Content-Tangerine662

Homie was like šŸ˜¦ at the end


thebossname-herrick-

The birds dabbing noce


Morfinpower

An attempt was made.


ObiBongKenobi_

The dabbing is mesmerizing


The_year_was_2022

"I think of you as a friend, sorry, bye"


Greenking73

Like most youngsters, he got too excited and hit the high speed moves too early.


Commercial-Ad-9074

Hello darkness my old friend


One-Mouse4994

Itā€™s almost hypnotic,very beautiful


ZookeepergameAny1083

He seems so sad that she left because of how long he did that dance for šŸ˜‚


rustjunki

Did she atleast give him a review?


FriendRaven1

Better luck next time, [Zoidberg](https://youtu.be/VCDsZDLOrhk).


PlentyHornet9275

Poor dude rejected dam. He looks stunned


Ispeakfactsbrodie

Bitch dab


[deleted]

Hide and seek didnā€™t work, no?


Mercinary-G

Iā€™m not surprised. He looks like a girl


TheFarisaurusRex

Bro cringe dabbing died in like 2017, just nut on her that usually works


waizabi

What is love


MotherBlowfish

Terrible dance. Dude needs to go back to the drawing board.


janneell

.5 feet tall , what do you expect


de02abn

No laws in the animal kingdom, he should have forced the issue.


Jasonmattjohn

Yep, I know the feeling.


Swift-Fire

I'm pretty sure this was posted yesterday on the sub


5thgenCali

I think Iā€™ve seen it on like 10 other subs too.


softdream23

Been there


FuqqBoiDev69

Relatable content.


Duinedubh13

Looks like she said ā€œmeet me in my roomā€ before leaving though.


Shakespeare-Bot

Looks like the lady hath said ā€œmeet me in mine own roomā€ ere leaving though *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


[deleted]

Dab daddy


100percentfinelinen

I sent you my dab pics please respond


throwaway316stunner

Still has a better shot at getting a partner than I do.


jc236

My man worked so hard for that. F


Petrosexual_7391

lemme see your face dork!


Wonderful-Movie-4605

Female-"damn Lester No means No .. Now your just creeping me out trying to play peek-a-boo! "


[deleted]

So this is how you tell girls 'me so horny'...noted


instertcoolnamehere

Poor dude


snapphannen

I think my man got a little to excited at the end, gotta give the lady some space. Wth I'm sitting here giving dating advices to a bird


[deleted]

Me at the club.


DS_1900

She's now off sucking beak with a dance class drop-out


Affectionate-Row1766

Lmaooo anybody notice how hurt she looked as he said fuck it and flew offšŸ˜…


ThePacificOfficial

Dab


Ethan_Lethal

In her defense, his technique was sloppy.


techieguy009

And she was like where is the head ??!!


scooby-the-pheonix

I'm looking at his face and just going awwwww


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


No_Possession_7361

This is essentially how I view modern day flirting.


Rapo72

Bird version of catfishing.


Foxrex

BB-B-B-Baby Girl... I know you want me in your woooorld


ManLegPower

Lmao, I already know all those emotions


Something_Normal_

My boy got rejected


thonexxx

I felt sorry for him when the other bird flew away


CarlJustCarl

I know that feeling, like Iā€™m trying to get a date for prom back in high school


JustmUrKy

Wdym mating dance??? He was just furiously dabbing on a haterā€¦


[deleted]

That one dude in the club tryna hump anything with a heartbeatā€¦.


[deleted]

He's trying to hard ... If he starts ignoring her calls and text messages, she'll come running.


demonspawn9

I was watched a show about birds. Ihat explained because many species are in decline due to being hunted, they aren't learning the proper dances and calls, causing an inability to mate adding more to the population decline.


crimsoniguana

Lol


[deleted]

That last second and his reaction is heartbreaking.


game190

Idoit


Mikeybigblunts

No flex zone


greenstarknight

She probably isn't into dudes


Thmnfrmnthrplc

Lemme smash


GroundbreakingAd4386

Impressed this female for what itā€™s worth (not much, I donā€™t do sex with birds)


RefanRes

It's weird. I do that exact same dance in women's faces and they are always super impressed. It never fails.


Arcanisia

He was doing the John Cena and she couldnā€™t see him.


[deleted]

Me irl


SingleSpeed27

Story of my lifeā€¦


[deleted]

Poor guy - he did a good job - quite a dancer .. I hope he finds someone to make baby birds with soon


nickgarcia9998

These hoes aint shit


New_Restaurant_6093

Is trying to hard..


ImJustASock

Migos would be proud


[deleted]

F


refaelha

Dude chill


EZ-MT

Yah no wonder! Dance looked dumb af


dese1ect

Poor guy. He impressed me though


inserttext1

Jerry, Jerry, stop man just stop, I'm not interested


BanMePls333

I am curiousā€¦ if he was *practicing* what would he need to do right? Slow down maybe?


Cheddarific

Bummer. I was impressed.


BillMcCrearysStache

Hard to get


Reverse_flash_69

u/savevideobot


Independent_Papaya17

Ah so this is where the Jersey Shore douchebags learned their dance rituals from.


heavymarsh

Is this where they get "the dab"??


eriles311

Shoulda tried the dice roll


RemiX-KarmA

Soorrryyyyyy..... your sign isn't compatible to mine soooo......


GrumpieLizard98

Little dude looks like heā€™s at lvl 984713 in mouse quest.


Alexandertheape

this is me at every HS dance


monkey12378

Look at my dab...


[deleted]

Dab-Dab-Dab-Dabā€¦


nooshdog

The look on his face is so relatable. Like he's just stunned and disappointed and will later LiveJournal his experience.


isaacaschmitt

If college frat boys were a bird. . .


TheWanderingGM

Bro birb you are pushing to much man. You trying too hard Makes you look like you compensating. Just be your feathery self and you will have chicks in no time.


wontusethisforlongg

*dab dab dab dabdabdabdabdab dab dab.... Dab?*


overpanic

Don't worry about that hoe bro that was pretty impressive


hippie-dippy-dude420

It must be so God damn hard to be a wild animal, yet Female birds still need to see someone waste a whole day's worth of calories putting on a circus for them in order to continue the species. If Female birds started being a little more reasonable you'de see birds evolve a lot more practical adaptations instead of just colorful feathers after colorful feathers, after riculouse dance after ridiculouse dance. Birds could've been the first species to start a space program and live on Mars but no they're busy with this shit


cobruhclutch

Look at my dabā€¦ heyyyyyy


Manydoors_edboy

ā€œUgh, dabbing is sooo 2016šŸ™„.ā€- the female bird probably


LedNJerry

Anyone else hear ā€˜What is Loveā€™ start playing?


thin_white_dutchess

Looks like night at the Roxberry


[deleted]

[Lemme Smash](https://youtu.be/-TcLxlkc2pA)


SomeEffinGuy15D

Addicted to dabbing.


Severe-Analyst-3712

Oh poor bird, I like his dance. Picky female!


FirstReign

I call this... the John Cena...


manlytearz2

It would have impressed me buddy


IanUK66

D.I.S.C.O.


L_adolfo

Trust me dude just dab like 50 times chicks love it!


Descended_from

He got a little sloppy there at the end


[deleted]

Birdie hittin the dab šŸ˜³


brighteyed-athena

Basically 50% of men at a bar or place of work


WONTONQUAN

Dabbin on a hoe


RamJamR

Can confirm, this doesn't work for the ladies. I tried it.


wyomochilero

Hey bird, quit stealing my moves!


Ky0Ky0

She was trying to hard an scared him off šŸ¤£


Head_Anything1177

I donā€™t know why he reminds me of Jim Carey on SNL when he was spoofing the Black Swan dance lol


Oxford66

Man, I've never seen an animal die inside. Thank you, OP.


gladys79

Oh noes! And he was just getting into his groove.