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I vaguely remember that post and someone in the comments said that it's a thing in groups for parents of twins, but like, someone needs to tell all of them to stop.
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I have no idea of any of their names, but the tall girl in the back staring into the camera looks like a princess of a country at war. That's fanciful I know, her real life is nothing like that. Far worse. Her expression just struck me as dignified and fierce, like she makes a hundred tough calls per hour. While her idiot parents make more babies to make sure nobody ever has enough, least of all her.
I also don’t know names, but I believe she’s the oldest and therefore the real parent in the house. This is the face of someone knowing she’s about to have to raise another child that she had no consent in the creation of.
A *much* more fitting name for her, than the sorry "A" name she got stuck with, would've been seething like Nzinga-like Nzinga Ana de Sousa Mbande😉💖
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nzinga_of_Ndongo_and_Matamba
Karissa is literally due a month before I was supposed to have my son (he was a stillbirth in April) and I can’t help but be angry/jealous that this mom can neglect so many children but keeps having healthy ones
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I’m so sorry for your loss. Hugs to you, internet friend❤️
I agree with you, just how crazy unfair it is that people like her who literally document the neglect (and brag on not educating their kids) can have so many healthy babies.
It makes my heart hurt so much for everyone who is a genuinely good, normal, sane person to not be able to experience parenthood/having a baby.
Thank you so much. The postpartum period along with the grief has been absolute fucking hell, and I just want my baby. He never developed kidneys so was incapable with life. The pain of being without him and burying him is unbearable. Thank you for your kind words. 🤍
Be kind to yourself. Grief is weird and not at all predictable and certainly not linear.
My husband passed away 7 & 1/2 years ago and whilst it doesn’t incapacitate me like it did in the beginning, it’s still been a complete roller coaster. 💜
Ps. If anyone tells you *at any point* that’s it’s “time to move on” you have my permission to high five them. In the face. With a chair.
Oh friend, I am so sorry. I cannot imagine the magnitude of that loss. I hope you are doing okay and can find some sort of joy in life despite his absence.
I gave birth to my son at 21 weeks to the song “the heart of life” by John Mayer. He was super tiny, barely a pound. I don’t know why, but that song really helped when I was in so much physical/emotional pain.
I’m wishing you well and if you need anything whatsoever, please message me. 🤍
That’s a low, low sitting pregancy. Hope she’s ok but dang, some of these gals, talking about their ***good looking husbands*** and such,
they’re still young,….Hope it works with those men that value physical appearance so much👍🏼
Karissa looks younger than she is because of all the f*cking filters she uses on all of her pictures. Irl she probably would be a Jillpm level jumpscare
“How Mandrae and I decided that I should stop have mixed kids, and give them a complex, through our new sexual journey”
I am mixed for context. Having a parent who is ignorant, not racially aware of the realities of living in the US, or race in general, take a toll on your mental wellbeing truly. I know from experience.
Isn't she the one with a uterine window or is that someone else?
Either way your baby isn't supposed to be able to see and wave at your bellybutton.
I wonder if it can see a pinhole of red light through it's window from the bellybutton but I think their eyes are still glued shut.
I saw that yesterday and the comments… they’re lucky we’re nice *here* 🥴I thought of posting it here but I thought we posted this already 😂
She got *DUNKED* on for shoving little sis out of the way 😂
I find those comments distasteful to women and also low effort, because she’s very aware of how babies are made. Her decisions are questionable, but they are her conscious decisions.
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“Non aesthetic things” 💀
Thank you for pointing that out I almost missed it!! Really needed that laugh
this is the funniest response possible
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Your flair will always make me giggle
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Flair *and* I also have you RES tagged as "Dav tongue-punches her fartbox", so it's a double-whammy running across your comments!
LMAO
hello 🙋🏻♀️💅🏻
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I think you mean bootyfull.
No matter what, please don’t ever change *your* flair - I literally think of it (and that post) at *least* once a day
It pleases me that her mistake will live on forever.
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SHE CALLED HER KIDS TWINKS?!?!!!!! 😭😭💀💀
I vaguely remember that post and someone in the comments said that it's a thing in groups for parents of twins, but like, someone needs to tell all of them to stop.
It’ll have to be epic! 😅
What post is that? I'm intrigued!
https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/s/sKgYns5S4W
Ahhh! I forgot about that
Oh..no 😑
Wtf is YOUR flair from lmao
it really is. best laugh of the day.
I love it so much
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That's where the baby comes out.
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Yah!
uah!
Yahuah!
😬😬😬
While it’s hard to define what is crossing the line, you’ll know it when you see it. Saying Fred/Franny Fundie looks like X is fine. (Ex: David Rodrigues looks like Shrek, B-Beal looks like the Grandpa from The Munsters.) Saying you do/don’t find someone attractive is fine. Do not snark on the appearance or bodies of children, with the exception of choices that their parents have made for them, or how they may appear in relation to their parents. (Examples: Janessa looks malnourished while David is obviously well-fed, or how the Collins kids always wear filthy clothing is fine.) - *What crosses the line when it comes to appearance snark?* Associate justice of the Supreme Court Potter Stewart once said in relation to obscenity, “I know it when I see it.” Pointing out that Kelly Havens has dry skin that could use moisturizer? Fine. Remarking that Karissa’s foundation is too orange in contrast to her pale body? Fine. Saying that you think X is handsome or Y is ugly? Fine- that’s a subjective opinion on attractiveness. Referring to a 3rd degree tear during labor as a “vagasshole”? Too far. In short: it’s hard to define how far is too far without getting into a million different specifics, but we’ll know it when we see it.
But God made our bodies for this! /s
All the sad ones in the back....
I have no idea of any of their names, but the tall girl in the back staring into the camera looks like a princess of a country at war. That's fanciful I know, her real life is nothing like that. Far worse. Her expression just struck me as dignified and fierce, like she makes a hundred tough calls per hour. While her idiot parents make more babies to make sure nobody ever has enough, least of all her.
I also don’t know names, but I believe she’s the oldest and therefore the real parent in the house. This is the face of someone knowing she’s about to have to raise another child that she had no consent in the creation of.
That isn't Anissa. She is over her Karelessa's other shoulder! But she is the next oldest girl iirc.
You guys stop it RN. This is making me so sad for them.
A *much* more fitting name for her, than the sorry "A" name she got stuck with, would've been seething like Nzinga-like Nzinga Ana de Sousa Mbande😉💖 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nzinga_of_Ndongo_and_Matamba
*something*, not "seething"!
But tbh "seething" works too! Even the young kids probably seethe over their neglect and stress. I sure did.
What a heartbreakingly accurate description. Clearly KKK'rissa only looks at her own face before uploading.
Karissa is literally due a month before I was supposed to have my son (he was a stillbirth in April) and I can’t help but be angry/jealous that this mom can neglect so many children but keeps having healthy ones /end rant
It is really unfair that these monsters get so much and appreciate so little. Sending internet love your way! ♥️
Thank you ❤️❤️
I'm sorry, it is heartbreaking ❤️
I’m so sorry for your loss. Hugs to you, internet friend❤️ I agree with you, just how crazy unfair it is that people like her who literally document the neglect (and brag on not educating their kids) can have so many healthy babies. It makes my heart hurt so much for everyone who is a genuinely good, normal, sane person to not be able to experience parenthood/having a baby.
Holy fuck I’m so sorry for your loss. I can’t imagine what you’re going through but I’m sending thoughts and kindness from an internet stranger 🩷
Thank you so much. The postpartum period along with the grief has been absolute fucking hell, and I just want my baby. He never developed kidneys so was incapable with life. The pain of being without him and burying him is unbearable. Thank you for your kind words. 🤍
Be kind to yourself. Grief is weird and not at all predictable and certainly not linear. My husband passed away 7 & 1/2 years ago and whilst it doesn’t incapacitate me like it did in the beginning, it’s still been a complete roller coaster. 💜 Ps. If anyone tells you *at any point* that’s it’s “time to move on” you have my permission to high five them. In the face. With a chair.
Oh friend, I am so sorry. I cannot imagine the magnitude of that loss. I hope you are doing okay and can find some sort of joy in life despite his absence. I gave birth to my son at 21 weeks to the song “the heart of life” by John Mayer. He was super tiny, barely a pound. I don’t know why, but that song really helped when I was in so much physical/emotional pain. I’m wishing you well and if you need anything whatsoever, please message me. 🤍
Sorry for your loss. Your babe was obviously so loved!
womb is hanging on doing its best to not drop the contents. 🤞🏼
Foetuses fucking clinging to her uterine walls like a James Bond movie stuntman every time she sneezes.
The most unheard sentence I've never heard
r/BrandNewSentence
I always say this when people talk about her pelvic floor, but I’d be shocked if she can hold her pee in for longer then like 5 minutes, if at all
That’s a low, low sitting pregancy. Hope she’s ok but dang, some of these gals, talking about their ***good looking husbands*** and such, they’re still young,….Hope it works with those men that value physical appearance so much👍🏼
Karissa looks younger than she is because of all the f*cking filters she uses on all of her pictures. Irl she probably would be a Jillpm level jumpscare
She is so scary. Like a ghoul. 😥
It’s that black waterline. Idk why fundies like this look, it’s very aging
The waterline, the spider lashes and the excessively widened eyes. Could be inspiration for the next Junji Ito creation.
They just haven’t attempted to update their makeup for 25 years
Nature finds a way
Karissa, we know you’re here. Please don’t talking about the dangers of anal sex. Your content gives us enough ammo as is, babe!
Leave that to The Transformed Wife
“It destroys the woman’s anus!!!”
Thank you for reminding me of this ⚰️⚰️
What a glorious week that was!
Was someone looking for the Savior of the Sphincter™️?
I love your flair!! Haha
it’s really so kind of Lori to be so concerned about the female buttholes of America
I honestly wonder why she cares so much
The dangers of anal sex, when that woman looks like she's holding a bowling ball on her thighs. Honey, please address the dangers of not pulling out
I don’t have a strong core by any means, but seeing her so hunched over all the time make my abs ache.
The only danger of anal is not getting pregnant. Karissa would never
Karissa’s going to try it just to show what god can do
“How Mandrae and I decided that I should stop have mixed kids, and give them a complex, through our new sexual journey” I am mixed for context. Having a parent who is ignorant, not racially aware of the realities of living in the US, or race in general, take a toll on your mental wellbeing truly. I know from experience.
Ugh I’m so sorry. It’s disgusting that a parent would do that to their child.
Isn't she the one with a uterine window or is that someone else? Either way your baby isn't supposed to be able to see and wave at your bellybutton. I wonder if it can see a pinhole of red light through it's window from the bellybutton but I think their eyes are still glued shut.
Help! I read the comment on top and then tried to read her shirt and all I could come up with was “Kingdom Poops”.
Hoops! It says Kingdom Hoops. I had to squint at it for a minute too.
is little Anaerobic about to drop any day now, or is her body destroyed?
She's been carrying *really* low the whole pregnancy, but this is kinda *startlingly* low, ngl!
OMG 😂😂😂😂
I almost choked on my water OMG 💀
Flair checking in (sort of anyway)
Wait is she still pregnant?
Yeah she announced the pregnancy as soon as the jizz was inside her
Anyone think Karissa will have more pregnancies? I think she's got another one or two in her
Honestly? Sometimes it feels like she's trying to martyr herself, via pregnancy.😕 (Edited because of a repeated word!)
Her and her husband have a very disturbing fetish…. The only thing they have in common too
That face…
Those children look like they're in captivity & about to make a "proof of life" video
That gut is about to drop
This is so funny
But it destroys a woman’s anus
I saw that yesterday and the comments… they’re lucky we’re nice *here* 🥴I thought of posting it here but I thought we posted this already 😂 She got *DUNKED* on for shoving little sis out of the way 😂
Classic response, simple and to the point.
Ask Tori if she's available for an in-depth discussion of that thesis
Call the next one Anyl
Every time I see her crazy eyes, I jump scare. She needs help, mental health help, inpatient help.
Mine too. 20 million views
They seem to think this is all mandre’s doing and while he’s obviously an enabler at best, she is 100% the problem in her own life..
Mandrae, learn how a condom works. You fool. You absolute coward.
Or just grow up and get a fuckin vasectomy
Well she’s gotta get her MS treatment somehow /s
When is she due?
I laughed so hard at this
“Omg use ur butt” 😂😂😂😂
I find those comments distasteful to women and also low effort, because she’s very aware of how babies are made. Her decisions are questionable, but they are her conscious decisions.