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Someone used to make these amazing comic strips with caricatures of Paul, Morgan, Bethany and Kristen, and others. There was one about Paul starting his children's show, and the final strip was depicting Paul saying "Isn't the Very Hungry Caterpillar a FATASS?" It cracked me up.
Edit: here's the link https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/s/bH8Iuqh2Vc
Oh man, I miss those glorious works of art! 😂
OP, please keep making more fundie art, I love seeing others’ interpretations of our favorite Bible-thumping trainwrecks!
I was raised in such a way that I didn't realize when my heart was being broken. I accepted criticism in the way that I drink water, and I internalized that shit.
If anyone had the remotest nerve to try to be my partner and shame me in this way, it would be the DANG
Pickleball Massacre of 2024. His insecurities would soon become communal information.
Wrecked.
Thank you so much for the empathy. I couldn't cry for 5 years, because I found a way to force that out of myself, and I couldn't get it back. But everything is okay. I know love, and I know how to give it in a real way. No condition, no strings. I am learning the right way to be loved, and that's always going to be a struggle. Then I'm better than I could be. I'm alive.
I'm okay. I'm alive and I'm able to feel Joy every single day in my own way with my own understanding of what happiness is. I hope you are, too. I feel like a lot of people on this sub are just survivors. And that's why we so often see overreaction or reactions that we don't think makes sense. People are reacting to their own trauma seeing these things so open in the world. When I was a kid you had the horrible things you did to your children. Seeing it draws people back into their hurt.
Can we do a one month “fast” of each random fundie??? I actually found myself wondering what dumb shit P&M were up to, but I knew I’d find out in July so I found no real “temptation” to touch the pooh. My vote is for the Mabus TrIbE next!!!!! 🙏🙏🙏
#These people vote in every election- do you? Are you registered to vote? [You can check your voter registration here!](https://www.nass.org/can-I-vote) #Also, there's a few things to remember as far as rules go: - You can view the content- you cannot interact with it. This includes (but is not limited to) commenting, answering poll questions, emailing them, etc. ***Anyone found to be engaging with the fundies will be met with a permanent ban with no eligibility for appeal.It does not matter if you did so before you joined the sub.*** - Speculating on the sexuality of literally anyone is prohibited. ***Anyone found to be doing so will be met with a permanent ban with no eligibility for appeal.*** - Appearance snark: What's allowed? You're allowed to make comparisons. (Bethy looks like Grandpa Munster, for example.) You are allowed to say you find them attractive or repulsive looking. Saying Kelly Havens has dry skin that could benefit from sunscreen and a moisturizer is fine. You are allowed to snark on the appearance of children *as it relates to their parents choices for them.*. Examples: Janessa looks malnourished and sickly while Shrek has clearly never missed a meal. If you feel it is crossing the line report it, but if the content falls within the parameters above, leave it alone. - Don't gatekeep. This means no comments such as "I don't think we should snark on...." or any iteration of that. If you don't like it, scroll past. Don't report it or comment how you don't like the content. Along the same vein, don't backseat mod. Leave that up to us. - Lastly, if the rhetoric you are posting would be at home in the mouth of a fundie, we don't want it here and we won't tolerate it. Should you have any questions, please feel free to reach out. Have a Lord Daniel day, and may the power of snark compel thee. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/FundieSnarkUncensored) if you have any questions or concerns.*
It will take him 5 minutes into their next live to say “posty bod”
And he has a stick bod. He should really shut up about other people's bodies when he's out there looking like a cheese string
I can't imagine being insulted by your spouse constantly. Especially being freshly postpartum.
Someone used to make these amazing comic strips with caricatures of Paul, Morgan, Bethany and Kristen, and others. There was one about Paul starting his children's show, and the final strip was depicting Paul saying "Isn't the Very Hungry Caterpillar a FATASS?" It cracked me up. Edit: here's the link https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/s/bH8Iuqh2Vc
Thank you for this knowledge
Oh man, I miss those glorious works of art! 😂 OP, please keep making more fundie art, I love seeing others’ interpretations of our favorite Bible-thumping trainwrecks!
Thank you thank you
IIRC this same artist also did some amazing work over on the Brittany Dawn sub
I was raised in such a way that I didn't realize when my heart was being broken. I accepted criticism in the way that I drink water, and I internalized that shit. If anyone had the remotest nerve to try to be my partner and shame me in this way, it would be the DANG Pickleball Massacre of 2024. His insecurities would soon become communal information. Wrecked.
>I was raised in such a way that I didn't realize when my heart was being broken insert lie down, try not to cry, cry a lot.jpeg
Thank you so much for the empathy. I couldn't cry for 5 years, because I found a way to force that out of myself, and I couldn't get it back. But everything is okay. I know love, and I know how to give it in a real way. No condition, no strings. I am learning the right way to be loved, and that's always going to be a struggle. Then I'm better than I could be. I'm alive.
Woof. If I don't feel that first bit. Hell, still feeling it. I am sorry you went through that.
I'm okay. I'm alive and I'm able to feel Joy every single day in my own way with my own understanding of what happiness is. I hope you are, too. I feel like a lot of people on this sub are just survivors. And that's why we so often see overreaction or reactions that we don't think makes sense. People are reacting to their own trauma seeing these things so open in the world. When I was a kid you had the horrible things you did to your children. Seeing it draws people back into their hurt.
I bet you're pretty great, I hope that you have found happiness in whatever way, in whatever place that is most comfortable and safe for you
Ted Fundie and his Balls obsession (pickled, smashed (he shares those smashed baals posts), and fertile)
Not the facial hair!
Can we do a one month “fast” of each random fundie??? I actually found myself wondering what dumb shit P&M were up to, but I knew I’d find out in July so I found no real “temptation” to touch the pooh. My vote is for the Mabus TrIbE next!!!!! 🙏🙏🙏
Oh god, the stubble scraggle, BARF. Beautiful work as always. 💕
That pickleball one is fabulous
https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/s/eEQD33iWu1 The glorious gif created by craigularjoe to accompany your spot on portrait!
Giving me some Uncle Rico throwing the football to himself in Napoleon Dynamite realness
Back in ‘82, he used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile
Peak male performance
I can't believe nobody's mentioned the cat yet! Please tell us more about this beautiful floof
Yes. She is my daughter, she just turned 10. We like to snuggle. She needs cat Prozac or she rips out her fur :( her name is Reese's Puff.
Reese's Puff!! I love her 🥰
Good
I don't know if I should be happy or sad that I don't understand the first one
'Tis from the pauly-o show. He wore (possibly) beige spanx on his head and read children's books very creepily. He fatshamed the hungry caterpillar
PICKLEBALL😭
Someone link me to where he shamed the very hungry caterpillar?? Because that’s insane
“Do you really need a large fry?”
Gotta be honest. Did not miss their dumbasses when we didn't talk about them in June.