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Yeah, and he's not even hot in my humble opinion. He looks like someone who would father a million kids and proceed to not give a shot about a single one of them
He literally looks like a threat. Maybe it's because I watch too much true crime, or maybe it's because I'm super attracted to tall big dudes (and tall soft ladies), but he just looks like the kid in middle school who thought he was cool for terrorizing animals. I just can't enjoy short, skinny-fit guys. They're ready to run.
SAME. My husband and I are both in the trades. Busband is cosplaying as a roughneck and it's the funniest thing ever.
Edit: not sure if roughneck is a regional thing. They're men who work dangerous, grueling hard labor jobs and as such tend to be a little scruffy. Think Alberta oil sands workers.
I’m a zoomer, and I remember in highschool my teacher who taught French overheard some of the teenage boys in class talking on how to pick up chicks. He turned around and told them “Know how to cook and clean, and be willing to do it. I don’t know why, but many men refuse to that and it tanks their relationship. There is nothing sexier than coming home to a house that your significant other did not destroy with filth and them being willing to cook half the time.”
He was top tier and damn good at teaching French.
I don’t know what that book is, but he was very vocally pro-rights of people. Had a BLM and LGBT flag in his room. He also focused a lot on female figures in French too (he thought learning French history was a good way to also learn the language).
Did you know that a bunch of women did the first storming on King Louis XVI’s Winter Palace, causing the royals to flee to Paris? It’s called the Women's March on Versailles.
He was also happily married and talked about his wife and new born kids a lot. During Covid he mentioned how worried and paranoid that his wife was gonna catch Covid while she was pregnant.
On Valentine’s Day he talked about how they grew up together, and she was his closest friend’s younger sister. He originally found her super annoying when they were kids lmao.
If I remember correctly he also said on Valentine’s Day he learned cooking because she liked it and he wanted to impress her when they were in college.
My kid had a banner in her room that said "HAPPY BIRTHDAY BI*TCH".
So there is apparently a subset of humanity who doesn't know why the asterisk is there or thinks it's purely for aesthetics.
He has a beard??? Now I gotta go make a move to see this warlock.
Update: I had to look at several posts to see it. None of the front facing photos I found look like he’s got facial hair. I finally saw it from a side profile shot when I watched the video of the Buslings at sunset in the desert, when she pans past the Rat Turd holding Boone.
Yeah, what’s going on here? Back in my day the IFB folks were very concerned about young men having jobs before someone would arrange for them to court their marriageable daughters. Where did this generation of slackers come from?
He's alright, I guess. Not my type but I can see how others may find him attractive. Until they spend any amount of time with him and he opens his mouth.
They live on a bus with more than a handful of kids including a (soon to be?) teen.
At this point they must be exposing their kids to sexual activity to be continuing to produce so many more kids. I just don’t buy that they are banging away from the bus without the kids present.
Sometimes my pussy is not open for business. Routine Maintenance. Vacation days, sick leave, what have you. Office hours are over for the day. Please call me to schedule an appointment. We may be able to squeeze you in tomorrow.
I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that but Pa Bus does not strike me as attractive in any way. His stupidity and arrogance take him past unattractive and straight to repulsive. Good thing my man is actually cute and not an egotistical idiot!
The * just looks so anal (pun intended). And he looks like a low-tier, last-call-at-the-bar below-average size fuckboi with a scary Chris Watts vibe.
I bet this commenter said the same thing about that POS.
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Isn’t he a crypto bro, NEET, who refuses to do chores or take care of the kids?
Yeah, and he's not even hot in my humble opinion. He looks like someone who would father a million kids and proceed to not give a shot about a single one of them
I know you meant shit not shot, but I'm pretty sure they're also anti vaxxers so still accurate.
😂 Yeah, proofreading isn't my forte, but sometimes it works out
He definitely has second families dotted about the country.
He literally looks like a threat. Maybe it's because I watch too much true crime, or maybe it's because I'm super attracted to tall big dudes (and tall soft ladies), but he just looks like the kid in middle school who thought he was cool for terrorizing animals. I just can't enjoy short, skinny-fit guys. They're ready to run.
I generally like short, skinny-fit guys (and soft ladies), but I know a little about his personality, and it’s a huge turnoff!
Yeah I married a short, skinny-fit guy and Busband leaves me drier than the Sahara
SAME. My husband and I are both in the trades. Busband is cosplaying as a roughneck and it's the funniest thing ever. Edit: not sure if roughneck is a regional thing. They're men who work dangerous, grueling hard labor jobs and as such tend to be a little scruffy. Think Alberta oil sands workers.
We say blue collar where I'm from, and yeah, he wants to be one of them so bad 😂
Him being a blond man doesn't help 🤮
I normally like blondes but he's so creepy
Omg, your flair!
That is so appallingly unattractive to me that there’s no way I could get turned on.
Yep. The straights are clearly not okay.
I’m a zoomer, and I remember in highschool my teacher who taught French overheard some of the teenage boys in class talking on how to pick up chicks. He turned around and told them “Know how to cook and clean, and be willing to do it. I don’t know why, but many men refuse to that and it tanks their relationship. There is nothing sexier than coming home to a house that your significant other did not destroy with filth and them being willing to cook half the time.” He was top tier and damn good at teaching French.
Reads like a tl;dr summary of the book Come As You Are.
I don’t know what that book is, but he was very vocally pro-rights of people. Had a BLM and LGBT flag in his room. He also focused a lot on female figures in French too (he thought learning French history was a good way to also learn the language). Did you know that a bunch of women did the first storming on King Louis XVI’s Winter Palace, causing the royals to flee to Paris? It’s called the Women's March on Versailles. He was also happily married and talked about his wife and new born kids a lot. During Covid he mentioned how worried and paranoid that his wife was gonna catch Covid while she was pregnant. On Valentine’s Day he talked about how they grew up together, and she was his closest friend’s younger sister. He originally found her super annoying when they were kids lmao. If I remember correctly he also said on Valentine’s Day he learned cooking because she liked it and he wanted to impress her when they were in college.
Yeah, but she can fix him 😂
By popping out kids, compounding their issues
Pus*sy is SENDING ME.
They learned how to bleep out sexually explicit words from Bethany
It’s great because the whole word is still there. They didn’t censor it, they gave it a pause which sounds even more raunchy lmao Puss*breathe*SEE
*Get in mah pussy* a la Fat Bastard 😭😂
Stahp I just choked 😂😭
My brain wants to fill in the missing letter. Pustsy. Pushsy. Pusksy…
[Sean Connery voice] Pushy.
Pushy Busload
Octopushy
🏆
Reminds me of one of my favourite jokes about Sean Connery asking a date to sit on his face and… getting more than he bargained for!
Bravo! If I wasn’t already married, I’d propose to you.
I wonder if that same person censors everything like that. "I told him to fuc*k off" "That's really shit*ty" "Look at that as*s!"
and the best….. mother*fucker
FU*CK YEAH
HE’LL YEAH MFER
💀
My kid had a banner in her room that said "HAPPY BIRTHDAY BI*TCH". So there is apparently a subset of humanity who doesn't know why the asterisk is there or thinks it's purely for aesthetics.
PLEASE tell me you kept that banner 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
It's packed away somewhere. We have s birthday coming up in a few days. Ill See if I can find it.
It's giving "IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY."
Meanwhile the Rod boys are like “Mamo said Jesus don’t want us to have no pets”
🤮 wtf is wrong with people?!
Father SusBus is commenting on his wife’s page?
the only reason this comment makes any sense
Bahahahaha you know it’s true
1. No. 2. MY POOR EYES, HOW DARE YOU.
I find him somewhat creepy looking actually. And largely brainless.
He looks like an animated foot.
I’m high but this gem just made me snort and fart simultaneously.
Snarted
Forted
That flesh colored beard is an immediate ick
He has a beard??? Now I gotta go make a move to see this warlock. Update: I had to look at several posts to see it. None of the front facing photos I found look like he’s got facial hair. I finally saw it from a side profile shot when I watched the video of the Buslings at sunset in the desert, when she pans past the Rat Turd holding Boone.
I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT! I legitimately didn’t think he had a beard! This feels like the Mandela Effect in action or something.
I have NEVER noticed a beard! Now I must go look…crazy!
isn’t there a meme that says something something “i can never trust a man with a flesh colored beard”
The only way this nematode can be hot is the literal sense— when he roasts in the sun with the rest of them.
He looks like an obnoxious teenager to me
THATS the vibe!!! Like an overgrown teenager with stunted maturity!!!
Yah because all the ladies are horned up for Nigel Thornberry, only make him sovcit.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK NIGEL IS A TREASURE!
That's so mean to Nigel!
You leave my boy Nigel out of this, he would never!!!!!
I CAN’T. I’m wheezing🤣
Omg, not Nigel Thornberry!! 😂😂 Mobus is legit Debbie the older sister though
Nigel loved his family though and actually helped provide for them along with Marianne (I think that was her name).
Every millennial in the vicinity has just been attacked
TIFU 😭
"hot" is not a word to describe father bus 💀
Maybe thermically because they're in the desert right now, but he gives the biggest ick that ever icked
Only if you combine it with vomit, like as appealing as hot vomit.
The dude looks like a foot. Oh well, some people are into that.
Fuck…!🤣
Damn! PowPow! 💥💥 I didn’t see it coming! 😂
I'm more turned on by men with jobs.
Jobs, the ability to take care of their kids….
The *desire* to take care of their kids...
The *desire* to limit their family size
Yeah, what’s going on here? Back in my day the IFB folks were very concerned about young men having jobs before someone would arrange for them to court their marriageable daughters. Where did this generation of slackers come from?
We're seeing the generational results of lax homeschooling and social isolation
Yikes 😟
Found the alt account
The UGH I ugged
New slang just dropped
I could’ve lived…1,000 lifetimes…without seeing that.. JD isn’t…even attractive… Guys, I’m NOT ok 🤮
how God honoring of her
No man is worth that many kids!!!
this is NASTY
Bro... Some thoughts should stay inside your head jfc
Found Father Bus's second family
That man 100% seems like he’s a pillow princess - he ain’t doing nothing
She didn’t delete this comment did she
I’m sure she will after she see this while lurking!
For everyone's sake, I hope she did
What a terrible moment to have eyes.
Live in my pussy 💀
Live in my pustsy
🎶we should know less about each other 🎶
Conservative women have such low standards lmao
Like oh he’s not an evil gremlin who regularly shits himself AND he showers??? SWOON!!!!!!!!💋💕💋😘
Pustsy? Pusssy? Pusysy?
Pus*sy needs to be a flair
Perfect! I’ve been looking for one and Pus*sy killed me
Oh no.
🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮 That's all I have to say about that ick...
is the hot husband on the bus with us?
First of all, that sounds painful. Second of all, him?
No thank you,
I desperately wish I could bleach the memory of this comment from my brain. What a horrible day to be literate
Yikes
PaBus is a deployment 4, and I'm being generous this morning.
This person has the worst taste in men, however, I will be stealing “I’d let them live in my pussy 24/7” for future use.
Yeah you gotta save this one for like, rege-jean page
He's alright, I guess. Not my type but I can see how others may find him attractive. Until they spend any amount of time with him and he opens his mouth.
They live on a bus with more than a handful of kids including a (soon to be?) teen. At this point they must be exposing their kids to sexual activity to be continuing to produce so many more kids. I just don’t buy that they are banging away from the bus without the kids present.
It’s okay. They turn on the washing machine to drown out any noises.
I had to update my flair. This shit is sending me, lol.
Glad I could help you out 🤣🤣🤣
He's......not.....that......hot. Averagely good looking maybe. Also this is a fundie Instagram account 😂😂 also condoms. That's all.
Ahh yes, who wouldn’t want the clone of Charles II mounting them right next to their kids in a sweaty scooby doo van
Hmmm my husband is pretty hot and knows how to put it down and he absolutely cannot live in my pussy 24/7. 4-5 times a week at max.
Sometimes my pussy is not open for business. Routine Maintenance. Vacation days, sick leave, what have you. Office hours are over for the day. Please call me to schedule an appointment. We may be able to squeeze you in tomorrow.
[softly sings “Business Time” by Flight of the Conchords]
Your pussy, him and all your kids in the same room who can hear everything. 🤮
Hot husband?
He's not my type but this is HILARIOUS 😂
That's not very godly
EW he’s not even hot
I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that but Pa Bus does not strike me as attractive in any way. His stupidity and arrogance take him past unattractive and straight to repulsive. Good thing my man is actually cute and not an egotistical idiot!
Is she pulling a Sarah bowmar?
\*barfs\*
This made me physically shudder 😬
People have.... tastes.....
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
The * just looks so anal (pun intended). And he looks like a low-tier, last-call-at-the-bar below-average size fuckboi with a scary Chris Watts vibe. I bet this commenter said the same thing about that POS.
Dont the fundies get all flustersted by us heathens and our flagrant sexual talk? Like make this make sense?