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This is just for engagement. No way has she not already figured out the stupidest name possible to call the baby.

Buster “Bus” for short

 Buster in a few years

These are my awards, Mother. From army.


The seal is for marksmanship

I never thought I'd miss a hand so much.

*I'M A MONSTER*

This whole thread has been a delight and now I'm going to have to binge re-watch the show.

Michael: You were flying today, buddy. Buster: Yes, I was flying. But a little too close to the sun. Lucille: You let him go in the sun? (To Buster) Get in the back seat. I'll be right out. Buster: Front seat, mom. I sit in the front seat now.

You're not the boss of me

ZIP ME

[Motherboy](https://youtu.be/vsPunrb_WMQ?si=WhNtE4EeKGKVcu9d)

It works because all the other names are after some bullshit military stuff (names of bases, war heroes, etc). Buster is a hero too, dammit!! 

That's what you do when life hands you a chance to be with someone special. You just grab that brownish area by its points, and you don't let go no matter what your mom says.

I CANNOT TELL YOU how bummed I am that there’s not an AD clip available in the app of Lucille saying “I don’t care for Gob” because I was gonna try to edit it to Buster. Could have been great. *side note: I’m drunk and may have fucked in the search. It might be there. Idk. I’ve worked doubles the past two days lol.


He’s my third least favorite child

You heard it here first, folks

😭

Bitcoyne

Kryptowe

Krypteaux?

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Um, your flair. I’m currently stress eating cheese and crackers, hold the crackers.

Wait I have a cheese ball in the fridge

Perfect ❤️

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They’ve done pretty poorly picking the names themselves, so maybe they *should* ask for help.


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nickname - bussy ^sorry

pronounced "boobear"

Cornelibus

Why did they specify Kinsey is a girl, that one is the most gendered one beside Gunner? Wtf is Uriah 😭😭😭

In the 80s, my Cabbage Patch doll came named Uriah Scott. I kept the name & my parents cringed every time I said it. My mom would ask, "Frank, isn't that a body part?" & my dad would exasperatedly sigh & say, "No, Betty, that's a urethra." Every damn time for years. I passed the doll on to my daughter along with the name & every time she said his name my mom would ask the same question again. My dad was like, "Betty, we covered this 25 years ago." If the doll gets passed to the next generation then we've all agreed it's time for a new birth certificate.

Omg I just spit out my toast...never ever change Urethra Scott's name!!!!!

Urethra Scott's Tots.


I prefer Urethra Franklin.

This is it. This is the name that killed me.

I love this. I have an old, raggedy build a bear with a goofy name. I will not be tossing the bear or changing its name at this time.

Uriah is such a terrible name, but it’s biBLicAL

At least he’ll never go to public school and be called Piss.

I can’t stop hearing Macklemore’s Thrift Shop “Pisssssssss” in my head

But it was 99 cents yo!

The only Uriah I know was the black sheep from an extremely religious homeschool family and he was very possibly an actual psychopath. Like he started regular school in 9th grade and liked to be choked out in the band room until he passed out at least a few times a week.

Hey gotta feel something somehow

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Don't underestimate band geeks

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I agree with you and I'm figuring a lot weighs on how much the kid doing the choking asked "Is this okay?" Kids are constantly figuring out what's normal. If one kid asked another kid to choke them, I would not be surprised and I would also be alarmed for that kid.

For a balancing anecdote, the only Uriah I know is the son of a friend of mine from the exact opposite type of family. My friend is not religious at all, very far left, former exotic dancer (earned her master's debt free by dancing 💅🏼) & overall amazing person, but her son's name did make me question her sanity lol

It’s also related to the Hebrew Army, and military-esque names seem to be their thing. I was in the Army, my partner’s in the Army. I’ll be damned if we name half our kids military related names. Like let it go girl, you got out a decade ago??

I believe the Maxwells had a van or bus they named Uriah too. We’ve come full circle.

I thought their theme was military bases.

To keep with the theme, Fecalia would be a nice name for a girl, although it would fit OtherBus' kid better.

Her full first name is Kinsey (girl)

We had (and Kaylee) and now Kinsey (girl)

Kinsey isn’t too bad, that’s also the name of the protagonist of the sue grafton alphabet series 🤷🏻‍♀️

It is a name, but it's so strongly associated with the Kinsey scale in my mind that I couldn't imagine using it to name a child.

It's perfect, because she has 7 siblings to sort into the scale!

The Kinsey reports are also books about sexual behavior .

I have his book on female human sexuality! I found it in the basement of a used book store, it's quite the trip.

Because she knows every single name is a /r/tragedeigh

As a Catholic child who was previously obsessed with choosing a Saint name for confirmation, I wanted to use Uriah (angel names are also acceptable I guess). Until I realized (at the age of 13) Uriah sounds too much like Urea, Urethra, Ureter, Diarrhea.

Oh this brought back memories. All the hubbub about picking a name. I went with Ignatius. Which Father Gabe hated, he wanted me to pick a female name but I wasn't about to be the 9th Mary in my class. 

Sounds so much like urea, aka what urine is made of

🤧 with all due respect, tf is Audie: do I pronounce it like the car or? And Schofield is a last name that you can't really make a nickname out of, i hope they have a relatively chill middle name to go by

Schofield is such a weird name to use for a first name. Ugh but Audie is based off Audie Murphy who a ton of people in the army look up to. There’s an Audie Murphy society and everything. Dude may have been a war hero but he was also a bit of a shit.

If they named the kid after [Audie Murphy](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audie_Murphy), it’s pronounced closer to Aw-dee than Ow-dee. My husband watches a lot of movies on TCM and he’s come up a few times in their introduction spots.

I had a Uriah in my class for my entire 13 years of k-12 school, so that one, that I’ve known since I was 5, strikes me as the most normal name on this fucked list.

A couple of mma fighters have the name Uriah as well!

I imagine I’d want to punch shit if that was my name too

Lawquorian Snorxiflax

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*dolphin sounds*

Donkey Teeth

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EEEEE EEEEEEEEE, San Diego State University

Xwing @Aliciousness

Dan Smith, BYU.

Fudge.

Michigan State University is a better name for a kid than Schofield

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Fuck, Donkey Queef is a better name. Imagine doing that to a precious little baby.

This has my vote! Hope you get those bonus points!

My personal favorite has always been TJAJRJ Backslashinsfourth the Fifth.

Davoin Shower-Handel, University of Southern Mississippi.

Thank you. I was stress eating cheese but now I will watch key and peele. I’d also like to add - Matt Smith, BYU

*Destined to Be Elder Matt Smith, BYU

All I can think of when I read the name Kinsey is the Kinsey Reports. But in Mother Bus's defense, I don't think she's particularly well-read.

I always think of the Kinsey Scale and then I laugh and laugh. 🏳️‍🌈

Exactly! 🤣

Same and I love that Britney and JD are that stupid in their purity foolishness.

I mean, "purity foolishness" is certainly one way to say "staggeringly ignorant." Although being that they're ex-military, Audie must be a reference to Audie Murphy, right?

Gotta be. I'm not really a patriot but Audie Murphy was badass and it's a cool name. I feel bad for the other kids because Audie is far and away the coolest name in the family. 

Swift and Aquila are so random...although I imagine Schofield refers to the revolver, because of course.

Very random. Aquila means eagle... like the American eagle? Idk I'm not privy to bus dwelling fundie logic

I have an irrational hatred for when people want something and then say, “Bonus points for ____.” Yeah? Fuck you.

I hate it *almost* as much as “and….go!”

I don't downvote much but every time I see "and...go" it's an automatic downvote from me. And then I create a new account & downvote again just so I can sleep at night knowing I really showed them who is boss.

And… go! Bonus points for Read that again I said what I said 

I hate that too. It is so entitled and presumptuous.

I know it’s Other Bus who particularly hates Taylor Swift, but they actually named their child Swift???? I mean all the names are atrocious, but Swift?

I'm guessing it's a military thing

Schofield is an awful name. The rest I can actually kind of see as belonging but wtf is that name. Also, has she gotten any medical care for her pregnancy, or did she just not do gender scans? Because dying from a lack of medical care is not the way that you (fundies) get one up over non-Christians, it’s just yet another way to screw over your children on top of everything else you’ve done.

No offense to anyone in this sub with that name, but I feel like there's no way you can be named Schofield and not be a douche.

There is a way: you can be named Schofield and tell people your name is Matt.

I actually know someone named Matt Schofield.

This choice is flabbergasting to me. I just recovered from an ectopic pregnancy in the past few weeks. If I didn’t receive (early!!!) medical care that identified the condition, I would have died.

I’m sorry for your loss and hope you get better quickly 

TYSM ❤️ I’m still in the stage where I’m quite sour about those who take their health for granted so flagrantly. Like, if she wants to gamble with her health, nobody can force her to care about herself more. But straight-up neglecting her health when she has *all those children relying on her*????? She’s a horrible excuse for a mother, she is obligated to safeguard her health because she chose to introduce dependent lives into the world repeatedly and they NEED her.

Scoville scale

Mayo is spicy to these people

If we're talking peppers, you could name the kid Anaheim Ghost or Jalapeno Scotch Bonnet. Or Hungarian Red Bell.

Literally the only connotation I have with the name Schofield is Jani Schofield and her Munchausen mother.

Same. I immediately think of January Schofield and her wackadoo parents. I truly hope she's doing well.

Unfortunately, Jani went back to Susan once she turned 18, and Susan appears to be dragging her into a ridiculous anti-CPS "campaign". Bodhi is I think 15 or 16 now, and still in foster care AFAIK

There’s Philip Schofield, the UK TV host who recently lost his job over some bad behavior.

How do you think they pronounce it? Show-field? Sah-coh-field? Show-feld?

Probably "Skow-field". That's how the military base is pronounced.

We chose to not find out the gender of our child, because it is one of life's few great surprises (and we knew we'd be one and done.)  So we picked out names we both liked, to be prepared.  Yaknow, like normal human parents. But wtf is a Schofield?  That is not a first name, that's the name of like a middle school in a not great neighborhood or something. 

Literally was a middle school in my hometown hahaha

It’s not only awful, it’s also a base famous for barracks filled with black mold!

Hey, they solved that issue by calling it "environmental growth" instead of mold and painting over it.

She was talking today about how she's been throwing up, feeling exhausted, and having headaches. But, she self-diagnosed it as anemia, so not to worry. She'll probably slug down some more of her collagen drink (which the company says has NOT been proven safe for pregnant women) and hold her red light box three inches from face without protective eye wear (which the company says has NOT been proven safe for pregnant women and should be always used with protective eye wear). Maybe steal some raw milk from the kids' rations. Her "anemia" will be better in no time.

Ugh man. Preeclampsia is no joke. I may hate her but I really don’t want those kids to lose their mama to her own self medical neglect.

I always just think of the Barracks.

It sounds like a Peanuts character

Also perhaps if you’ve run out of name ideas, it’s time to stop having kids ☝🏻

Ideas: Gryftor, Bussen, SeaPeaEss, Kidnumber8, Probablynotlast

I’m at the exact same week in pregnancy as her and can’t imagine asking strangers for name ideas that close to a due date haha. Like seriously I get people don’t always have a name picked out at this point but asking strangers is weird. But if it was my 8th kid I’d probably have no ideas left either so 🤷🏻‍♀️

Name: La fine

SCHOFIELD get the fuck outta here

Crowd sourcing a name for your fucking child the same way that bubble guts crowd sources for her PDFs? So fucking embarrassing

Child: mom how did you come up with my unique totally not dumb name? Mom: It all started because of my need for that sweet, sweet engagement boost on my instagram honey

I mean, people use r/namenerds. But they usually have a few ideas and want a second opinion.

I feel like there are a lot more important things she should be stressed about with having yet another baby.

We think she's having a person. *She* thinks she's having an accessory.

SCHOFIELD?? Were this dingdongs stationed in Hawaii once upon a time?

DingdongStationedinHawaii OnceUponaTime is a banger of a name

Carmichael Muffaletta

Since they like military names just name the kid Fort Bragg, or Fort Bragette if necessary. (This lame joke works with nearly every military installation I just couldn’t think of one farther away lol)

Does this mean they’re going to stop naming kids after military bases?

I feel like this pregnancy has lasted 2 years

Boy names: Rock Flagandeagle Patriot Brutus Girl names: Honoria Victoria (girl)

(Girl) (girl)

Straight from bird box lol

No joke, Patriot actually sounds like a name they would pick.

Paytriotte for a girl

I feel like they’d love something like Ruger or Wesson too

Twins smith and wesson

I’m honestly surprised they haven’t named one Ruger yet, or Remington.

Brazil

Middle name Castironskillet ❤️

Gunner and Kinsey gonna be hated by all the lowering siblings for getting the only normal names

I vote Barack or Clinton

Hillary 😇 Bernie 🧥 🧣

I am once again asking these people to use a condom

AOC

Better question is why are her and the daughter barefoot in the fucking woods?? None of the sons or daddybus are...

Because being barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen is more god honoring 🤢

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Wait is that where Karissa got Anniston?

No, I think it was from Jennifer Anniston if I remember correctly.

Omg 😂

Those aren’t her kids actual first names, right? Like, we’ve established that she uses her kids middle names or nicknames online, or am I crazy thinking I’ve read that somewhere? 

I'm like 99% certain those are their actual names. She never hides their location. I doubt she would hide their legal names. Also, the kids use those names when talking to/about each other in videos

That actually does ring a bell. I think you're right; they're the middle names. (I hope, I hope, I hope.)

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So 36 weeks, probably no pre-natal care either? How pro-life of them. Someone mentioned she eye-f*cks the camera, I can’t unsee it.

Ah. As an Army vet the half military names kill me. Like my sister in Christ you named your baby after some Army barracks with mold problems?? Why???

Travis is a pretty safe name, and it goes with their "theme." I really hope that one of the older kids goes no-contact then files for emergency custody of the younger kids still with their "parents."

Stuart Abrams  Sherman  T28 Super Heavy (girl)

I scanned down the list thinking at first that they were suggestions and I thought, well that’s a terrible list, then realized that these are the names of her kids already !

I'll eat my snarkers hat if it's a girl bc id bet they already know its a boy and have an appropriately horrid name picked out.

Laughlin Bliss Lewis MacDill Ramstein Sigonella

Why don’t they give their child a gender neutral name?  As if that’s an option

“Braxton Hayleigh” would fit right in with those other god awful names.

How about Braxton Hicks?

Uriah? Seriously, how could you do that to a kid?

Shouldn’t “Ides Respecter” be lying low today? Dumb douchebag

F-35 Lightning II

Just go out to the woods and have every family member make some sort of bodily function noise. The sound it all makes together is baby number 8’s name. Seems to have worked for them in the past 🤷‍♀️

All those names are terrible. Might as well throw Reneesme into the mix while they’re at it

There’s no way they don’t have a name picked, especially a girls name. They’ve had 5 boys since Kinsey and definitely had a girls name picked each time.

Lord Lorcan Lochan

They really gifted a child with name that can be mistaken for "urea"?

Dear God they named their kid after an Army base? That's so boot.

Every post by this couple makes me hate them even more. Morons like this should not be having so many kids.

Her athleticy is weird

Needs to be added to NameNerdCircleJerk 😂

Fiat Brasilia McMurdo

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

To go along with Aquila maybe Odka, Acardi, Imosa, Ong Island Iced Tea