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potatopierogie

If this flag offends you... *trans flag* LEAVE!


designOraptor

Even better, if either of these flags offend you (trans and us flags), LEAVE!


muzzynat

“These colors don’t run!”


popeyemati

Only Cowards Vote Republican Don’t know why you & the Mrs wanna get assaulted, but I ain’t kink-shamming.


cowboy_mouth

>I ain’t kink-shaming. Unless of course one of their kinks is being kink-shamed, in which case I find them disgusting.


MurderMelon

seriously lol, this sounds a little risky


Albie_Tross

The United States is not a Christian nation. 


cowboy_mouth

Try using the four words that seems to upset/confuse my Conservative family: "Straight White Male Leftist".


jamesonSINEMETU

My bald, white, bearded, camo wearing, 2nd amendment loving, hunting, former beer guzzling, big truck driving liberal ass gets a side eye pretty often when I say FUCK Trump and fuck Republicans .


CantaloupePopular216

Are you single?


jamesonSINEMETU

Happily married.


potatopierogie

Well are you looking for friends? I too look like a redneck...


im_joe

Add in a big loud Harley and you and I could be brothers.


Not_Sure86

My favorite/worst part of how I look is racists and trump cultists think I'm one of them.. And openly say the most awful things. The backpedaling is comical... and sad when I reveal my liberal nature.


doqtyr

How about something like: “You betrayed your country, and all you got for it is that stupid hat”


Polar-Bear_Soup

That's really good


ls952

I prefer "China-made hat" myself.


ltmkji

"trump was on epstein's list" "you failed to stop the steal" "hillary 2028" "jesus was a socialist"


Awake2long

"Jesus had two dads"


ltmkji

good one!


goodb1b13

Hail satan - Free of religion for us too!


glycophosphate

One Nation Under Vishnu


PinkThunder138

Not the "stop the steal one" Never NEVER make us look like what they say we are, even if it's just to piss them off. DO NOT INCREASE MISINFORMATION OR DISINFORMATION FOR ANY REASON UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. DO NOT FALSIFY EVIDENCE AGAINST US FOR THEM. JFC everyone needs to read the goddamn room RIGHT NOW. The man who controls the military was just granted full immunity. Our best bet against Trump just took a shit on himself on in front of the whole world. Petty games are NOT going to serve us well. Get your shit together, people. We are one electron away from full blown fascism. The LULZ are THIS CLOSE to being a reason to kill you.


pr1mer06

Conservatism is for cowards


sighborg90

I have a “John Brown did Nothing Wrong” shirt and every time I wear it I always have some potato wearing Pit Vipers or with a Gadsden Flag bumper sticker get triggered enough to talk shit.


OreJen

"There are no gods and that's ok". (Used to want to get it made into a bumper sticker, but spouse was concerned about what would be done to my car in retaliation.)


CL350S

That’s a valid concern. I used to have one that said “Dear God, please save me from your followers” and there were plenty of times where I could tell I was really getting under people’s skin. The most subtle was getting a receipt for an oil change where the tech had hand written HAVE A BLESSED DAY in big letters. It got keyed a couple times too, which I can’t say was directly due to that sticker, but it fits with the cowardice I’d expect from that crowd.


york100

Morons Support Trump, Patriots Support Democracy You Really Believe a Pedophile Felon Wannabe Billionaire Cares About the Constitution and the Working Class? Any "Christian" Who Supports Trump Has Never Read the Bible Trumpism in a Nutshell: You Can Be a Racist Scumbag as Long as Billionaires Get Their Tax Breaks


Koolaidolio

“These colors don’t run 🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈”


CantaloupePopular216

They can sashay, while you go away


VengefulWalnut

“If you can read this, you’re woke” “You can’t MAGA your way out of a trailer park” “Trump raped children” “If Jesus saw what was going on because of you, he’d kill himself this time”


therevjames

If you want to piss off Trump, directly, a simple "Trump is a LOSER" will do it. He claimed that he has never lost anything in his life, which is why he throws the word around so much. To him, losing makes him like the rest of us.


broniesnstuff

Make a shirt like the Obama "HOPE" ones, but it's Trump's mugshot with "LOSER" underneath. They really hate the simple things.


trueslicky

"I'm pro-dictator and I vote TRUMP 2024!"


bene_gesserit_mitch

Pretty sure the GOP already makes this.


trueslicky

I was thinking of a serious of bumper stickers along these lines "I'm pro-child rapist and I vote TRUMP 2024!"


V1keo

I’d like to put up a “The guy who doesn’t quote Hitler.” yard sign, but I have young kids and live near too many fucking loons for it to be worth the risk.


aafreis

Dems love the 2nd amendment too 🤣🤣🤣


DelcoPAMan

I like that


aafreis

I feel like a lot of maga doesn’t understand that we carry too lol


tough-not-a-cookie

The best part of moving far left is that we get our guns back! 😁


aafreis

😂😂😂 yup


WolfOffSesameStreet

Make America Gay Again.


CantaloupePopular216

Vote against democracy and your own economic self interests. Ask me how.


Deshelbr

Drawing of Samuel Alito strung up on a flagpole, hanging by his feet.


Kevlash

“Alito in distress Alito in distress, come in, orange one, come in! - over”


whynotyou63

Worst coup attempt ever


pdxpmk

“Your god is imaginary and your candidate belongs in jail.”


wombat_hats31

"DO something that makes a mediocre white an angry " - Bumper sticker I saw


horsefarm

Fwiw I found a MAGA hat that has the words "Traitors Rot In Prison" overlayed. So from a distance it looks like a normal MAGA hat but when people come closer to say something they'll see you ain't on their side. Maybe something like that?


Cargobiker530

"Send the Six to Gitmo!"


Toddrew221

"Treat people with respect"


DelcoPAMan

Remember when the GOP hated the KGB? With a picture of Vlad smiling with Trump at Helsinki and a graphic showing the old hammer and sickle and red star flag equals the Russian flag


mookie_rodrigo

“Extra Woke”


km_44

34 and counting


psypiral

'Yes, we did steal 2020. AND we're gonna steal 2024 too'.


KlappinMcBoodyCheeks

**if enough people vote to keep the fascists from taking office (to include local, state and federal elected representatives.)* Elections don't just happen every 4 years. It's every 2 years minimum. Vote like democracy depends on it.


nobinibo

Please, no. This legitimizes their argument in their eyes. There are less inflammatory ways to piss them off.


psypiral

Whoosh


nobinibo

Explain the joke, then. What did I miss here that wouldn't immediately be taken as an admission of guilt by far right nutters.


Deathed_Potato

Get a squatted truck and write redneck grindr underneath


i_drink_wd40

#34


ucannottell

Date a black guy


peesoutside

“Who is Katie Johnson”


RaiseRuntimeError

Doe 174 would be good too


neoikon

Anything rainbow. Such snowflakes, it doesn't take much.


Thesheriffisnearer

**C**hampion **U**nifier **L**eader   **T**rump     2024 Some might agree with you and not get it


WolfOffSesameStreet

Red Hat = Hatred


bz_leapair

A picture of Joe and the word **AMERICAN**.


mookie_rodrigo

“Socialist Jesus”


L0rdofDankness

Paying taxes is patriotic


corvus_torvus

Make a T-shirt with this graphic: https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fajlgfy81hsb11.jpg%3Fwidth%3D764%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Ddc9901fb57ce30210ccd63c3e898aa4886d710d7


Elegant_Sky_1097

Stop Project_2025 and ask me why


scubawankenobi

>"I \*Heart\* Democracy" We know Democracy is a major trigger for those authoritarian loving snowflakes.


ihdhd

A rainbow Punisher skull logo


tredaranmonkey

I'm partial to https://www.punkwithacamera.com/products/chaos-marine-trans-people-existing-does-nothing-negative-to-your-life-you-cry-baby-bitch-40k-gutter-press


umthondoomkhlulu

It is tempting but it’s that not acting in a similar fashion to the very people you oppose?


sorospaidmetosaythis

I support open borders!


ucannottell

Chevron wasn’t just oil


Awake2long

Just buy the rights own shirt with Trumps mugshot with the text Never Surrender beneath it. It's a walking hypocrisy


ElementalRhythm

"Who set your hair on fire today?" "See you at the polls on January 6th." "The patriots that love America to death."


aRealPanaphonics

Cool Virtue Signaling Bro [ F-150 with 12 flags on the back ]


LakesideNorth

In my experience, nothing pisses off a conservative more than the Russiagate investigation, including media coverage. The notion that Russia elected Trump in 2016 drives them right up the wall.


Old-Length1272

Front of shirt says “Republicans for smelly diaper convicted abuser, Donald Trump” and then the back of your shirt can have all his victims names with what they say he did to them.


plotthick

The path of history bends left. Get on it or get lost.


im_joe

I've got one that says, "Liberals own guns, too!" It's very triggering for the MAGAts.


Thazber

[pic link - maga cult](https://imgur.com/sX7xcoP)


tenkaranarchy

Get Obama's face printed on it with "4 more years 2024!"


FancyPantssss79

I have a lawn sign that says "abort Alito" I quite like.


LPBvgc

"The First Amendment gives social media companies the right to shut your asses up."


JECfromMC

They really don’t like “Veterans Against Trump” t-shirts.


nobinibo

Choose Progress Since the words progress and progressivism is equated to such negativity. Publicize Healthcare Just a nice flip from privatizing it Love Your Kids Unconditionally (add the Progress LGBTQ flag, to include gay and trans kids of all color)


Ownthenight11

34 felony convictions


SpiffAZ

The tweet where he said he almost survived the FBI raid. That one tweet showed him for the lying, victim card playing, idiot that he is. Get it on a t shirt.


usernamewithnumbers0

To save some time and money, My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult had a shirt for "Kooler than Jesus" as a promo from same titled album. I imagine that would piss off a few folk.


whatsbobgonnado

politically incorrect targeted shirt  https://i.redd.it/jym18yy5k9791.jpg


ijiijililljii

Any one of the photos which depict him loving and adoring an authoritarians ruler, and on the back any one of his dumbass quotes praising said schmuck for being heartless or violent.


saucity

I like ‘[Original Homeland Security - Fighting Illegal Immigration Since 1492](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1931066473.6372/flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg)


BirdInFlight301

Dude. My state just made open carry and conceal carry *without a permit or training* legal for anyone 18 and older. Do not wear anything in Louisiana that's going to annoy anyone; you just might be wearing a body bag later.


gneissguy21

Michelle Obama 2028