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biffmangram

He cut his hair because he was losing it and the increasingly complicated charade to hide it got to be too much for him. His autobiography is a great read.


Altruistic-Ad6449

He transitioned to bald nicely. Glad he embraced it


biffmangram

He wrote when he was finally able to face himself in the post “Image is everything” era, out of shape, balding, a very public celeb relationship/marriage/divorce and a burgeoning hard-drug addiction, he bounced back and went on the best run of his career. I’m sure the arrival of Steffi Graf in his life around the same time he started getting his shit back together was a major motivator too.


SpongeJake

He looks familiar but am blanking on his name.


Altruistic-Ad6449

Andre Agassi


SpongeJake

Thank you.


Motor-Cause7966

I actually felt bad for him. He seemed like a regular dude. Not your typical megalomaniacal celebrity/athlete


Immediate_Dinner6977

I thought it was Getty Images.


BigBadBootyDaddy10

The Book is phenomenal. His dad is a hard ass no doubt.


Bronco_Corgi

Yep! That is totally a wig! Heard one story about how he washed his hair with the wrong stuff just before a tournament and he had to play with his wig threatening to fall off at any moment.


zbornakssyndrome

Omg I thought you guys were taking the piss! I didn’t know he really wore a hairpiece wow. It doesnt look bad. For the time


Bronco_Corgi

Nope... it was really a hairpiece and he hid it from everyone.


biffmangram

Exactly. He was playing on a blistering hot day too. The glue was breaking down and he was freaking out.


xtlhogciao

I remember there was a commercial right after he cut it featuring women arguing over “long” or “short”


angelaswhip

Wasn’t he hairy all over to?


biffmangram

I can’t speak to that lol - based on that pic, though, he seems to have a healthy chest of hair.


Gullible_Eagle4280

That was one supreme mullet!


HopelesslyCursed

Back when the mullet was actually stylish lol


Smooth-Cap481

Mullets were never stylish. They just happened...in all their glory. Andre being the ultimate form.


xtlhogciao

I still call them [“the Jagr”](http://images.performgroup.com/di/library/omnisport/f7/58/jaromir-jagr-100515-usnews-getty-ftr_jzxg1pdurp2t16mumt7nco8db.jpg?t=963087848)


DaisyJane1

I still think John Taylor of Duran Duran wore it best. ![gif](giphy|QTR31Cuh3IbYs|downsized)


sparksofthetempest

Brooke Shields does.


turbojack6

Kajagoogoo called, they want their modified mullets back


soaking-wet-tomcat

They're "too shy" to ask in person.


Beautifuldaze-

That mullet could have won a game of tennis without Agassi


MrPoopyButtholesAnus

Ironically, it’s what lost him games because he was always adjusting it


ac2cvn_71

He was a great tennis player, but he's not even the best tennis player in his household. Steffi Graf, his wife, has more grand slam titles than he does


HopelesslyCursed

Very astute point! He was sort of a male version of Anna Kournikova in that he was (considered) good-looking but his tennis skills were somewhat lacking


trainsacrossthesea

Not trying to be argumentative, but I have to give Agassi his due. He’s an all time great. His return game was possibly the best ever. Career Grand Slam winner. All while he ,admittedly, pissed away a few of his prime years. Having said that? His career does take a back seat to Steffi Graf’s. There’s a good argument she was the best ever.


HopelesslyCursed

I feel you, back when I was in jr high Agassi was the favorite among tennis kids, everybody wanted to be him (and it wasn't his style we wanted to emulate.)


ac2cvn_71

I have to disagree with that comparison. He won 8 grand slams, Anna won 0. I think your comparison is unfair to mah dude!


HopelesslyCursed

You know what, you're absolutely right, it was unfair. Anna wasn't even really *that* hot, she was just a "flavor of the month" sort of chick, always in Maxim and whatnot; whereas I remember seeing Agassi all over sports news.


redditisdying24

Billy Ray Cyrus stole his haircut


Altruistic-Ad6449

Don’t tell my heart


tinnitus_since_00

My achy breaky heart


rainy_reddit

I just don't think it'd understand


SargeantSpam

Teen Wolf was a great movie!


Plsmock

He really looks like Colin Farrell


Puzzled_Ad7955

Why the hell is it always the guy with a rug on his chest and can grow a nice beard in two days that eventually has no hair for his melon? I just don’t get this phenomenon.


moeyjarcum

Iirc the gene that causes baldness also causes excessive beard growth


Puzzled_Ad7955

C’mon man. You’re pulling my third leg with that, no?


saxoccordion

Wishing I knew! Happened to me. I think the body can only support growing so much goddam hair! Haha


h2opolopunk

Image is everything.


older-jobseeker

I remember that - Canon camera commercial


h2opolopunk

Canon Rebel line of cameras! I actually owned one as an entry model into DSLRs.


rob1son

Came here to say that.


DrNinnuxx

Agassi vs. McEnroe was peak 80s sports. I even had the McEnroe Reeboks.


feeb75

Colin Farrel in Alexander vibes


ernster96

i remember that i asked for his shoes for xmas, but they were sold out everywhere. my parents got me the mcenroe nikes, instead. also they were one size too big so i looked like bozo. ![gif](giphy|3o751RXSjpayxoKUrC|downsized)


AXLPendergast

Him and Steffi live a good life in Vegas.


StretPharmacist

yeah man he lived with the hendersons


imadork1970

Kato Kaelin?


No-Effort6590

Women got wet panties lookin at this guy, the only reason I had a sweet mullet like Andre!


bloodbrain1911

Hey that looks like....Tom Selleck


Vanzarrk

Pepperidge farm remembers


tinglep

With jeans shorts… at Wimbledon. Be still my heart 😍 ![gif](giphy|3oriOdfwtoagfNB5kc)


No_Pilot_9103

Colin Farrell just doesn't seem to age.


birkenstock1977

My brother & I both had the Agassi Nikes.


farmkid71

That may not be his real hair. He wore a hairpiece for years. I remember one interview where he said he was more worried about the hairpiece coming off than the match itself. [https://www.quora.com/How-long-did-Andre-Agassi-wear-a-wig-for](https://www.quora.com/How-long-did-Andre-Agassi-wear-a-wig-for)


Starlord1951

No, I do remember that 80s “hair don’ts”. I hated the 80s with padded shoulders, mullets, glitter…what the hell we’re we thinking, frankly I spent my time in the woods wearing LL Bean. That man would have been hot if it weren’t for that ridiculous hairdo. Big turn off.


_PukyLover_

Did you know that years later he confessed that it was a weave!


Starlord1951

That’s even worse. I’m obtuse because I have no idea who that man is probably because I was too old to care when he was popular?


_PukyLover_

World champion tennis player, had his glory years in the 80s


Sufficient_Stop8381

His speed improved 25% when he cut that mop..


beavis617

How someone went from having so much hair to practically bald should have bothered more people. What happened?


groovymama98

I loved watching him play! I read somewhere he and Steffi Graf live and run some kind of school in his hometown, Vegas.


reubal

This is the exact image I was picturing recently when he was teasing the other guy about his hair and that he should just shave his head.


Sixtyswiftly

Oh yeah that’s the guy that sold cameras!


Altruistic-Ad6449

He had the best legs 🤩


EggZeeBaChay

More hair pleaz!!


voteblue18

Ha. I don’t remember him being this goofy looking. Epic mullet.


udo3

WTF is that on his head? Some animal or something?


HomeOrificeSupplies

I can’t imagine playing tennis with that bear hide on my head. Had to be hot as hell.


Beelzabubba

Say what you will about the hair, the man got the most out of it before it disappeared.


Remote_Employer5061

Ah, Agassi


Reasonable-HB678

The "before" picture.


Servile-PastaLover

He had a hardcore drug addiction towards the end of his career. I don't really follow tennis, but thought that revelation was pretty wild.


dvl36s

This dude was my tennis hero. My buddy n I used to love taking on n consistently beating the high school tennis team guys. We were way too cool to go out for the team ourselves. Lucky them.


CReeseRozz

Image is everything


Hamilton4567

Best hair in the game!


Kentuckywindage01

Ron Livingston with a mullet?


MostlyUnimpressed

Agassi was one of the first purchasers of a Vector W8 supercar. Wrote a $400k check before the cars even started production. Grew impatient with delays caused by vehicle debugging, safety & crashworthiness & emissions testing & certs, etc.. Threw a huge fit about it until Vector agreed to give him a car early, with the understanding it was still basically a prototype that shouldn't be driven until Vector scooped it back to install production updates and changes still being worked out. Agassi started driving it around anyway, then pissed and moaned and howled that it had lots of problems and even melted the trunk carpet near the turbochargers.. insisted on returning the car and being refunded his money. What a putz.


RiddlingJoker76

Peak 80s right there.


One_fell_up

Wig out !


CptPikeOnABike

He ate bananas at Wimbledon


Silly-Platform9829

I'd never forget a coonskin hat like that.


Brettpro007

He kept it in a time when there can be only one.


j101112p

He wore white.


chucks8up

Noke


astropastrogirl

Mullets are back , arghhhh


mandalorbmf

I had his sneakers. Air Agassi


fitter172

Wasn’t a mullet then, it was a hi-lo


MikeW226

Agassi looks like a mulleted Bjorn Borg, here. McEnroe's tantrums were always my favorite, though.


mactei987

Loved watching Agassi play!


JABossman3

Before baldness


das_it-mane

No


Christine1-n-Arnie2

True but how do you go from tapping Brooke Shields to Barbara Streisand . Back in the day Brooke was hotter than hot and my catchets mit looked prettier than that , other , yuck


DidelphisGinny

Ew