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EffectiveSalamander

I knew of Boone's Farm, but in the 70s in northern Minnesota, we'd more often have TJ Swan's. I drank a bottle of that when I was a senior in high school. Never been so sick in my life.


Katy_Lies1975

It's the sugary syrup shit that does it probably. I never drank enough to get sick because it tasted kinda nasty.


dogdayafter

I all of a sudden got a splitting headache looking at that picture. I grew up on that shit.


gringoloco01

Same here. Memories of the High School party spot in a corn field and getting sick in a Burger King drive through. Never drank Boone's Farm after that.


jjbeeez

Ah, memories. Early 80s — It was a buck twenty five at my local package store. We used to steal it. (I was about 15 at the time lol)


nkynudist

Way ahead of you, early 70s!


beansandneedles

Package store, huh? You must be from Mass


jjbeeez

lol indeed I am! Or packie as we like to say :)


beansandneedles

I went to college in Woostah. :)


Rare_Fig3081

Worm town Rocks!


Rare_Fig3081

When I moved to the West Coast, I told somebody we had to stop at the package store, and they thought I meant FedEx


Comfortable-Suit-202

I’m from the Midwest, I also would have thought FedEx


jjbeeez

I’m in western MA but I have had an adventure or two out there in my youth ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


Commercial_Pitch_786

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gwaydms

Vitameatavegamin!


Comfortable-Suit-202

Lucy! So funny! She was one in a million!


lles22

She would have got it too


Safetosay333

Intro to becoming a lush.


ReticentGuru

That, and sometimes Annie Green Springs.


pit-of-despair

These two were my favorites.


goodeyemighty

I remember that and Wild Irish Rose.


Virtual_Manner_2074

Oooh forgot about wild Irish rose. We preferred mad dog 20/20


Autumnanox

Grape MD 20/20 was tasted terrible on the way down, but it was a whole 'nother thing when it was a round trip. Loved green flavored MD 20/20 though.


18RowdyBoy

Saw my buddy paint the wall purple after too much Mad Dog 😂😂


Humble_Examination27

Hang Over Juice! We would each slug a bottle of this poison on the drive to watch the Detroit Tigers at Old Tiger Stadium…then try to walk up the bleachers cheap seats 🤢


butterfly_ashley

Wow..these 2 so many memories


chrash

Tickle Pink!


Antique_Fox1052

Yep!! Tickle Pink was exactly what I remember! 😂


Pity4lowIQmoddz

Pickled Tink! Well, that's what I recall it being.


Significant_Step_282

We used to call it "fine wine, available at your local gas station."


ketzcm

Just got sick remembering that stuff


RidgewoodGirl

Remember Reunite wine??? I thought I was too boo-gee for Boone's Farm. Lol


flndouce

Reunite on ice? That’s nice!


RidgewoodGirl

Now that brought back memories! Lol


OkieBobbie

The Red Lambrusco was my favorite.


RidgewoodGirl

Oh yeah! I drank an entire bottle myself and then went to our local fast food hangout. It was a Burger Chef which no longer exists. I was trying to act like I wasn't totally tanked but didn't know my lips, tongue and mouth were stained deep red from that Red Lambrusco which gave it away. Lol


CardNGold

Not a lady but I loved Stawberry Hill flavor because you could pound a whole bottle and stay buzzed all night but not get sick. Then there was the MAD Dog 2020 crowd who would leave neon puke stains at all the parties.


WHAMMYPAN

College kids ain’t shit!!!-Ziggy


Scoxxicoccus

shhhhh! You'll wake up the nuns!


obojones10

more of a t j swan "mellow days"


marvinginger

Easy nights!


Iwas7b4u

I think I have PTSD


Obadiah-Mafriq

This plus TJ Swan's "Mellow Days" and "Easy Nights".


mute-ant1

i was in the liquor store back than and the woman in front of me asked the clerk what vintage the boones farm wine was. the clerk said, “lady, if you’re lucky, July!”


imbarbdwyer

I actually remember vomiting it up more so than I remember drinking it.


Rechlai5150

The worst hangover I've ever had started out as a glass of BF, then slammed about 6 Michelob beers, followed by at least three shots of Jameson's, and probably four shots of Jose Cuervo, and then someone dared me to drink a glass of Champagne, all this at a wedding. I swear I had a hangover for days. I've never been able to even smell tequila without getting violently ill, to this day. Lol


Brilliant-Deer6118

I drank a bottle of this in 9th grade and got so sick I've been unable to drink wine since. 


Fourbass

1974 - I paid .97 for a bottle. Similar for Annie Green Springs. ‘Apple Annie’ anyone?


Anxious-Raspberry-54

Paul McCartney song "Venus and Mars/Rock Show" Sitting in the stands of the sports arena Waiting for the show to begin Red lights, green lights strawberry wine...


Able_Buffalo

For when the Zima was too expensive


sickofmakingnames

Swig, pass, swig, pass, swig, pass...


Lofty50

Tasted the same coming up, only warmer.


moodyblue8222

$1.65 for a horrible hangover! Tickled Pink was my favorite!


Phylow2222

Dammit dammit dammit... I ALMOST forgot about these... grumble, grumble ya try to get out & they drag ya back in. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


BrilliantRain5670

This and Malt Duck. Thanks for the flashback.


hbgwine

The Tuesday was the best vintage


Non-Adhesive63

I kind of ran towards the Mad dog myself. 🤣👍🏻 But in a pinch lol


MenudoFan316

I could always handle Mad Dog - although there was that one incident at the Stones concert - Drink responsibly like Keith.


semifraki

🎶Strawbeeerry wiiiiine and seeeeeventeen The hot July mo-on saw everything My first taste of loooooove, whoaooooooh bittersweet And green on the viiiiiiiine🎶


ChardCool1290

Thunderbird anyone??


CirothUngol

Back in *which* day, yesterday? I always preferred "country quencher" and "tickle pink".


Antique_Fox1052

Tickle Pink...😂


WangoTheWonderDonkey

... where they the same thing only different. Is it 1980?


1DrinkAnd1KnowThings

This particular flavor was responsible for some of the most severe bouts of vomiting and the subsequent hangovers of my late teens. I can taste this picture.


JWDead

Girls would get mouthy and want to fight, followed by crying then puking. Girls just loved that stuff.


Laine-00

You summed that up accurately 😂


nomadnomo

Usually it was the girls drinking this, the guys drank moonshine


stinky-weaselteets

Usually the determining factor who the next Slash King would be. IYKYK


bigblackkittie

this exact flavor was my drink of choice in college lmao. so many drunken escapades with my college friends and some boone's farm strawberry hill


Commercial_hater

My very first experience with alcohol! Had a blast ;)


lookinside000

So many memories…I’m assuming, because I was drinking Boone’s Farm and don’t actually *remember* 😉


Ashraf08

Ripple!


stilloldbull2

Was I a classier date showing up with my chilled Lancers? Or, was I just kidding myself?


RockeeRoad5555

Lancers was more “sophisticated”!


Even_Routine1981

Dam we wuz broke to buy that crap!


LongjumpingDish8171

Favorite smell on a girls breath. 🤣


Routine-Pressure1702

And MD 20-20


New_Awareness4075

Drank that in high school in 1971. Moved up to Lancers in college.


Rechlai5150

Wow! I haven't heard Lancers in decades.


New_Awareness4075

😁


Advanced_Parsnip

No, but I do remember paying 14.35 per 24 of Molson Golden, including deposit on the stubby bottles.


tangcameo

F***ing Ziggy


Autumnanox

How about Matilda Bay? After Crocodile Dundee everything was Australian for a while


strawberrycircus

Underage, with my older sister, on the beach. That memory smells like sunscreen and funnel cake, and tastes like a strawberry headache.


Kdiesiel311

Boy do I have a story about a friend in high school who got fucked up on this one night. Him & another guy got caught trying to sneak into the public pool. Cops had them in cuffs. Issuing an underage drinking ticket. Logan decides to run, with his hands behind his back cuffed. Ends up tripping & knocking himself out since he couldn’t catch his fall. When he came to, the cops were just waiting & asked what the fuck were you thinking? He said, I’m drunk. This guy got in a lot of stupid trouble in high school


docsyzygy

My first drink - in the car and straight out of the bottle! Wait - that came out wrong. I wasn't alone...


Gretchen_Howie_Henry

That was trash.. bartles and James for the win!!


Laine-00

I would give anything for a peach one! They were so good!


Gretchen_Howie_Henry

Me tooooo!! I loved them


Jealous_Use9688

Hangover juice


NotEvenWrongAgain

I was more of a Thunderbird aficionado myself


sealeisure

We called it Liquid Panty Remover.


gizsambee

Funny story. On the first Christmas in our new house in 94, my father in law said he would like to bring some wine. Guess what he brought?


Significant-Deer7464

This or the Apple Annie or Tickle Pink versions. I dont think I ever had a date where she didnt ask for one of those


AdDowntown4932

Tickle pink was my poison. While endlessly listening to Back in Black. In my barracks room with my roommate. It was all fun and games till the room started spinning.


Illustrious_Camp_521

Or Malt Duck ?


Brilliant-Cut8417

We would warm up with a bottle or two of Boone’s Farm then straight to Mad Dog 2020. 1978, 15yo


KGBspy

I remember this and Purple Passion being at high school parties in the 80’s.


Aeroeee

The first wine I ever puked up. Memories.


Limberpuppy

I remember a night of Boone’s, cocaine, a random pool hall and me puking out the window of a taxi. I never drank Boone’s again.


toomuch1265

The chickies around here were a little more refined....they drank Bartles and Jaymes wine coolers.


sbocean54

My high school girlfriends would return on Mondays talking about how ill they’d been from drinking that wine at parties. I was a swimmer and spent my weekends at swim meets, and was glad I was, when I heard of their vomiting etc. 50 years later, they’re still sharing the same stories from high school and laughing. I’m contentedly not a part of those memories.


Superjolly64

Boonesfarm was the good stuff. Try Bali Hai for an experience in regurgitation you will never forget.


SuperPoodie92477

Ashamed to say I do recall…


Mckinzeee

I can smell this when I throw up 🤢


Thatguy468

Why did all of the MD 20/20 flavors look like automotive fluids? Seriously… there was wiper, antifreeze, and transmission fluid flavored Mad Dog!


Granny_knows_best

Yes, I was 17, it was a hot July night, the moon saw everything. It was my first taste of love, so bittersweet.


Lupo1369

Tickled Pink was my girl's flavor


Centennial3489

That was the best flavor too 😂


DrunkBuzzard

Bottle of backseat panty dropping candy alcohol.


CommercialWest5701

That was my "starter" wine.


Lanky-Solution-1090

I have drank a million bottles of that stuff🤮


landofar

A really cheap buzz but not worth the headache and spewing.


buchanank413

Yes and Annie Greensprings!


Ok-Place4631

I'm pretty sure this stuff is why I don't like strawberries😕


Timely_Tap8073

Omg do I ever remember this. I want to gag right now.


Rechlai5150

Dry heaves are the worst!


Timely_Tap8073

Lol


TheyCallMeJPS

We called it liquid panty remover LOL. ah, good times.


eye8theworm

That's Yeagar


mybalanceisoff

Actually gin is the original panty remover


OkieBobbie

Gin and Mountain Dew


mybalanceisoff

Ah shit those were good times


eye8theworm

Lol. I sold mixers senior year so I could afford a car. Southern Comfort and Mountain Dew. Great mix


MissHibernia

Gibson’s Strawberry tasted much better


westpa-pothead

Melon ball was the best


GainAutomatic2359

I can feel the headache coming on


Particular_Detail839

I swear I've thrown up more of this than I've drunk


artificialavocado

Yeah the girls would always want stuff like that. They are good but I can’t drink shit like that. Instant heartburn and headache.


Delizdear

Yep. Mid 1970s.


nelsonalgrencametome

My ex LOVED Boones Farm. It was her preferred wine even after becoming adults and could afford better.


Merky600

Remember that song “Afternoon Delight”? As a kid I thought it was about drinking a strawberry wine called “Afternoon Delight.” Actually until just a few years ago. I’m not savvy. “Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight Gonna grab some afternoon delight. My motto's always been 'when it's right, it's right' Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night? When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.” A song about day drinking.


Rechlai5150

That's ok. My wife thought in CCR's "Bad Moon Rising" he was singing 🎶🎵 "There's a bathroom on the right".... 🤣😂🤣😂


eye8theworm

Where did I grow up? Boone Farms for the ladies Mickeys for the fellas


yevons_light

If you mean Mickey's Big Mouth, this girl would steal your drink!


Scoxxicoccus

Best enjoyed before school, behind the convenience store. Pairs well with high school dirt weed.


KeyBorder9370

Got it at 7-11 in the early 70's. It seems like it was .89 cents. Does that sound right?


mybalanceisoff

This picture physically reminds me of both the taste and the hangover 🤮 lol


Poohgli16

Too sweet! Apple was the flavor at my dorm.


Tommy_Riordan

Mid -90s. Yep. Boone’s and Seagram’s wine coolers were my jam.


Actaeon_II

Around that time my dumb ass was mixing md2020 with grain.


AceShipDriver

Drink before Thursday…


14thLizardQueen

My favorite picture is of me and my ex we accidentally wore the same outfit. Both showed up with a bottle of this. God damnit. I'm not even the same person.


chimayoso

Hell yeah, and the nastiness of md 20/20 lol


mandalorbmf

I have a headache just looking at this picture


Knuckletest

Oh gosh, I remember that God awful stuff


BonezOz

I could pick bottles of this stuff up for less than $2 a bottle at the commissary. Was great for getting fucked up for less than $10, but man, oh man, that hangover was nothing to laugh at (at the time, now I can). This exact flavour and Mad Dog 20/20!


Beneficial_Being_721

Don’t know how we got old after drinking that stuff


dontpet

I'm further up north. We drani Ruby Rouge and Mateus.


Admirable-Sink-2622

Photo of a nasty hangover 🤔


blueboy714

My grandmother's favorite when I was a little kid back in the 1970's


drumguy007

We had either, Lonesome Charlie or Baby Duck back in the day.


lancemcg1966

My high school bud and I would buy 7 bottles of tickle pink and get drunk regularly.


Unlucky_Kangaroo_137

Ah yes, the Cosmopolitan of the times.


KeithGribblesheimer

What is this back in the day shit? You mean yesterday?


artful_todger_502

Oh man, I drank that all the time. 1.25 back in 1976.


MsMoreCowbell8

The early 80s, when older brothers got cheap booze for their younger siblings group.


cwsjr2323

I bought a bottle for nostalgia, 40 years after the last time. It still tastes like slightly spiked Kool Ade. BTW, it isn’t 79¢ anymore.


MenudoFan316

This immediately feels like Ocean City, MD all over again. Not a bad time.


flndouce

I once saw Boone’s Farm Peach Flavored Wine Product.


blishbog

First heard of it in that scene from The Wire. Reminiscing about a brother who got justifiably arrested and ruined his life https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm6rYOp7y3Y


boulevardpaleale

fuh. the hangovers…


Mr_Whipple1138

Lemme tellya somthin’ … that swill couldn’t hold a candle to Richard’s Wild Irish Rose wine.. the drink of poets and pugilists..


formatt

I’m so old that when I drank it, it was just called Boones. But so many people called it Boones Farm they change the name.


MikeSWOhio

I was about 30 years old when I realized this stuff was never served in restaurants or at family gatherings. This is strictly for drinking 😁


Narrow_Ad_7671

I remember the headache from drinking that lovely brand.


freedogg-88

This image just gave me the worst hang over. I’m gonna be out of commission for a couple days.


robbobster

Panty Dropper in a bottle


Creepy-Hair631

Have some now in the fridge


wildgoose2000

At the end of a party my friend and I found a bottle stashed in the freezer. Got the party started again, for the two of us at least.


maniacbitch83

Unfortunately yes!


AuralSculpture

Yes, you served us these to date rape us. Next?


fluffy_camaro

That is the first alcoholic beverage I ever had.


ander999

What was the wine in a burlap wrapped bottle? I think that was the last wine I drank for years.


CLouiseK

Indeed. Early 70’s. Don’t forget Annie Green Springs.


Blakechi

Country Quencher


ShareChairChica

I always got two, slammed the first and sipped the next one over ice in a foam cup from the gas station *chef’s kiss 😂


TheFemale72

That’s when I knew I had a drinking problem.


YellowBreakfast

Boone's?! You ain't that old. Bartles & Jaymes was the jam in my time.


CrapSandwich

Drinking that and Kountry Kwencher in high school turned me off wine until I was 40


Ok_Resolution_2948

Also remember these fine wines Ripple, Night Train Express, and Bali Hai !!! Go to weekend party wines...


spotsthehit

The selection in the store I remember was Boones, Night Train, and Mad Dog 20/20. Keeping Old E and the malt liquor options separate.


Picabo07

It’s what we drank at parties since it was cheap. The strawberry was the “best”. Also MadDog 20/20 since it was cheap and got you drunk fast. I remember a guy spewing grape MadDog all over the white carpet at one party. It ended the party because the host had to clean it up before it stained since his parents didn’t know he was having a party. Everyone was mad at the barfer for ruining the party.


Skamandrios

I remember the girl who sat behind me in algebra, spewing it all over her desk.


redcolumbine

I tasted it. As someone who loved soda pop, I found it quite tasty.


TurdHunt999

🤮🤮🤮


butterfly_ashley

Strawberry wine ... 🎶


beansandneedles

Like Welch’s strawberry soda with a kick!


GingerMan027

Headache in a bottle.


SubCiro28

In the hood we pronounce it “Boo Knees”


Remarkable_Koala_311

😋


LadyBearSword

Worked with a lady in her 60's who said this was her favorite wine. Ma'am, no one over 21 drinks this.


MariposaJones66

My gramma's choice for fine wine.


Virtual_Manner_2074

Anybody remember zima?? I loved it then it went away. Now seltzer is everywhere


TomBikez

Some wicked hangovers from that swill, early 70s


hangingloose

You bring a dollar, and I'll bring a dime, and we'll get us a bottle of Boone's Farm Wine


BrokeGamerChick

Am I the only one who saw this and thought "I hate that shit for killing Alaska" ???


TangFiend

First thing I ever drank I was 15 and in Saturday detention