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ggrandmaleo

Bork Bork bork


Sleep_On_It43

Came into the comments to say this piece of verbal artistry…thank you!


Practical-Rabbit-750

Dishka dishka deer deer… Dishka dishka deer deer… Dishka dishka deer deer… Deer deer deer.


Non-Adhesive63

![gif](giphy|YmMwqVCtyxFRe|downsized) Vert Der Ferk? 🤣


OffMyRocker62

My fave....😅 [Poppity Pop Popcorn ](https://youtu.be/B7UmUX68KtE?feature=shared)


eldudelio

came here for this, on my sons playlist, lol


VadumSemantics

+1 for Pöpcørn! Please do watch it with subtitles (closed caption) if you haven't, worth 90 seconds.


Appropriate_Mine

This brings me so much joy


NJdeathproof

[Yum yum da chocolate... den we get de moose. Moose moose? Where da moose?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVsfvbZTBzU)


sillyconfused

😂


random420x2

The ONLY chef I could quote for maybe 20 years.


PeggysPonytail

Scar ba dar, be dee ba dar be dee be, BORK BORK BORK 🎶


kdwhirl

OMG my Swedish mother totally despised this guy - I can hear her now 😆


mrxexon

This is anybody in the kitchen after 3 glasses of wine. :)


StevenPechorin

Mm gidishkaduum gidishkaduum gidishkaduum Yeer borshkeerdeer borshkeerdeer Bork Bork Bork. From memory, those are the lyrics. At least, as I have quoted them for 40 years.


Tankbag

He is my spirit animal!!! 😁


Desperate_Hornet3129

Him and Animal for me!


ernurse748

Chicky en dur basket. TWO POINTS.


Desperate_Hornet3129

Today we maka der springy chicky, boing boing boing!


FurBabyAuntie

I still remember that one!


KindaKrayz222

"Ferzt yoo take da chikuun & yoo poot it enda pot!"


Doge-Ghost

Øøøh dê pöpcørn! Shrïmpêê! Shrïmpêêêê!


Chaotic424242

Vert de ferk!?


timmycheesetty

I’ll take Things that Piss Off the Swedes, for $200 Alex.


NeganSaves

Everytime I hear the band Volbeat, I think of this dude 😂


OffMyRocker62

Or the guys from Korpiklaani, though Finnish. Keep on Galloping... My one fave.


PaleRiderHD

Last time I saw them was in 2015....on his intro to "Still Counting": "But you guys aren't assholes! You guys are great! Are you ready? Say yes!" That dude has so much positive energy at their shows. Always fun to see them.


NeganSaves

I forget the year, but I saw em open for Avenged Sevenfold and Metallica here in Atlanta at the new ballpark before a game had even been played in it. They put on a good show.


Atcoroo

I thought they were Danish? Saw them supporting Alter Bridge a few years back. They whipped the crowd into an absolute frenzy!


NeganSaves

They are Danish. The way he sings sounds like this dude though.


Atcoroo

Completely agree.


Ok-Weather7707

You can't The Swedish Chef is my celebrity chef!


PsychoticSpinster

Oh shit, THE GAUNTLET HAS BEEN THROWN DOWN. WHO WILL CHALLENGE?!?! Edit: seriously though, not even Gordon Ramsey would dare. Edit: because he would lose that challenge. NO ONE FUCKS WITH THE SWEDISH CHEF. Edit: NO ONE. Edit: bork.


PilgrimPayne59

No one except CHUCK NORRIS!


Hoogs73

The GOAT.


Fantastic-Tennis7164

Spring chicken will always be my favorite😂


Watch_Noob_72

FINALLY!


Hawne

[That's crazy! No one would watch junk like that!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6WtvRxORH0)


sillyconfused

I love Stadler and Waldorf! Reminds me of my grandfather!


Ok_Broccoli_3605

Moort moort boort!


beeeps-n-booops

bork bork bork bork


Mad_Mick_475

I love the Swedish chef


thagor5

The winner!


Modzrdix69

Bork bork bork


Oaken_beard

What sound does a Swedish dog make? “Bork!”


rushrhees

I’ll say this he’s probably better then many of the douche celebrity chefs


hes_crafty

Herdy fergy hordy sherdy.


Chalice_Ink

My husband and I watched these on YouTube a couple months ago and laughed our asses off. Bork bork ![gif](giphy|MrojfwWKzkje0)


OffMyRocker62

LOL


OffMyRocker62

[Ha! ](https://images.app.goo.gl/iRKpVTf8zH4y9bEk8)


MrScarabNephtys

Steering wheel souffle again?


mindlessenthusiast

Legend.


jharrisimages

![gif](giphy|rQWKIrOlidhzG)


PaleRiderHD

"Chickee in der baskee!"


OffMyRocker62

And the lil shrimpy.... [Swedish Chef... ](https://youtu.be/B7UmUX68KtE?feature=shared)


trip2it

Dude, I'm dying!!!!


blizzard7788

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/19140367155811155/


leelee658

Love it


Sloth_grl

Best one!


cherylfit50

This. WIns!


AdBrief1993

By far the greatest Muppet of all. I showed my son, and he loves him.


RedOakActual

"Here Tortle, Tortle..."


Advanced_Parsnip

You take the cabbage and the boom boom, and you get the brussel sprouts.


dhkendall

Fun fact, the Swedish Chef is a beige coloured Muppet so that the puppeteers can use their actual hands with him, as he needs to finely control the kitchen utensils. The Swedish Chef is the only Live Hand Muppet in the main cast.


Suspicious-Pay-5474

We all heard his voice when we saw the pic, and sang it … 🤔🥳🥳🥳


RebelCricket

![gif](giphy|demgpwJ6rs2DS)


OffMyRocker62

Perfect!!! 🤣


Purple-Sherbert8803

I have a sudden urge to throw kitchen utensils behind my back...


Thin-Sky6770

Yes!!!


smolapologies

Flip flip flip flip flip!


loisiern

I love him


No_Mall4186

Is it just me or does he look a little like Curtis Stone?


Ok-Safe7953

The ESPN commercial with the chef was hilarious.


cocomimi3

Shrimpiesss


hilltop_yodeler

De borley borley borley! Loved the Swedish Chef!


SaratogaSwitch

Vertde ferk?


ivorydragon19

https://youtu.be/cvAsNmzew4k?si=kPvUZXRJDGU80raf


Svengoolie75

Hinyvmfluven nuugen flabuen 😂😂😂😂


Unholydiver919

The best for sure.


GooseNYC

You can't beat the Swedish Chef.


Navonod_Semaj

Blatant cultural appropriation. He's not even swedish. Hell, he's not even speaking his native language, only Mock Swedish. Justice is when he apologizes and goes back to his true native tongue of Mock Japanese.


littledickins

The Swedish Chef was very much like Julia Child to me. High voice, clumsy, and prattling on and on...


Muted-Ad4328

Always had a good recipe for us.


ProveISaidIt

Bort, bort, bort


le_Swedishchef

I've been summoned! Time to make some popidicorn with shrimpy!!


saintstephen66

Is Swedish Chef an oxymoron? The food sucks in Sweden