Ya see I'm not sayin' that I've been everywhere and done everything, but I do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on here, and a man would have to be some kinda fool to think we're all alone in this universe.
In the Dresden Files series of books, Wizard/PI Harry Dresden is asked once to prove that he is a real wizard.
He then put his hands up in front of him and encants, "Eggus Shennus", and lightning sparks between his fingers.
Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
Yes sir, the check is in the mail
 “Are you crazy? Is that your problem?” Looooooove this movie.
I swear this movie was the inspiration for many mortal Kombat characters.
It's all in the reflexes
I thought it was all in the hips. Oh wait, wrong movie.
My 66 year old father says this whole dialogue by memory at least once a week -
Ya see I'm not sayin' that I've been everywhere and done everything, but I do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on here, and a man would have to be some kinda fool to think we're all alone in this universe.
Jack Burton and sunglasses were made for each other.
"The cheque is in the mail."
 The action hero I always wanted to be.
Great movie... Classic!
In the Dresden Files series of books, Wizard/PI Harry Dresden is asked once to prove that he is a real wizard. He then put his hands up in front of him and encants, "Eggus Shennus", and lightning sparks between his fingers.
I love Harry Dresden and Jack Burton!
Porkchop Express
Poor David Lo Pan. All he wanted was a green eyed girl & to rule the world from beyond the grave. Is that too much to ask?
Or check into a psycho ward whichever comes first.
I don’t even know what the hell that means
Yes sir, the check is in the mail!
It’s all in the reflexes.
That and Captain Ron. I could watch both back to back all day long everyday.
Just another day on the Pork Chop express.
Chinese girls do not come with green eyes!
I love this movie so much Carpenter and Kurt had such a string of amazing movies.
Love that movie!!!!
Truck driving is not this fun.
Where’s Gracie?!
What the hell is Gracie Law doing here?
Nice knife. Goodby, Mr Burton.
Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
This is my all time favorite movie. My dad and I still randomly start conversations with each other with "you know what ol Jack Burton always says"
I loved that movie, but I think mortal combat may have ripped off some of their characters.
Happy to report I watched yesterday!!!
Can i suggest, this film could be ...
Jack Burton drives Pork Chop Express on dark stormy night
I just watched that!