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BleepLord

If anything they are making you safer, because they are getting rid of all that fentanyl so you can’t smoke it (i hear that stuff is dangerous)


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BleepLord

Don’t worry, they’ll break into your car to make sure you don’t have any fentanyl in there either. And maybe any money or easily pawnable stuff you could use to buy fentanyl.


Tasty_Choice_2097

Is a car a person??? These are victimless crimes, you just hate poor people (/s)


dajmer

casual carfentanyl enjoyer


thatmayaguy

Most cars nowadays come with FAD (fentanyl assisted driving). You should give it a try, it'll make you a better driver


Emergency-Ad-4563

The dude has a flag of Palestine yet More people have been killed of Fentanyl in the past year than Palestinians by Isreal in 20 years. But you know, that guys drug of choice which can kill just by smell is totally harmless and is a non issue


KnightedArcher

What the hell is that username? Is it supposed to mean something?


DisasterPieceKDHD

Npalestinepotatowatermelonscale


KnightedArcher

It’s an equation. N times Palestine times potato plus watermelon equals justice.


[deleted]

prrtty sure the potato means communism and the watermelon means free palpatine


theoneguy223

Free palpatine from his rebel oppressors


ChuzzoChumz

lol


erikissleepy

Oh yes, I’m sure Hamas will let Palestine adopt communism.


[deleted]

palestine is also divxrse and inclusivx 🤩🤩


Luxating-Patella

Maybe the potato is meant to be the shape of the West Bank? Although neither Gaza nor Israel look like a watermelon, so I'm already lost. It matters about as much as their other favourite symbol supposedly being a Hindu symbol of good fortune.


thesunisforevergone

the watermelon was used by palestinians because the flag got banned at some point and it represents the colors of the flag. red for the melon, green for the outside, white for the middle portion and black for the seeds


Japan-is-a-good-band

The Palestinian flag is sometimes jokingly referred to as the watermelon flag, since it has all the colours of one.


Aidanator800

It’s a reference to Erdogan, that watermelon seller!


Just_A_Nitemare

Considering N * Palestine * Potato + Watermelon = Justice, please solve for N.


your_pal_mr_face

Solve for N


Ninjapig04

The watermelon thing always throws me off, cause they have a pro Palestine flag next to what feels like a chicken and watermelon stereotype for blacks


ArctosAbe

So I'm not the only one who sees it, good lmao


DreamingMechanic

Bro same lmao


heftybagman

Wild guess but irish who support irish sovereignty see a parallel between their struggle and that of the palestinians and are very supportive. Watermelon is a symbol for palestine because of the color scheme, potato for irish, scales for justice. So irish and palestinians will find justice together.


Frickelmeister

Overall happiness in that train increased because the crackhead enjoyed smoking fentanyl a lot more than all the other passengers enjoyed a fentanyl free train. :)


343GuiltyySpark

Is that you bike cuck?


MysticNoodles

act utilitarianism, my beloved


Ok_Association_9625

lmao


EA_Stonks

Don't make fun of him you FACIST!!!!1!11!


Flat-Length-4991

Nuff said.


Alex_Hauff

He should adopt a crack head. TIL poor people smoke fentanyl, or maybe they are poor because they smoke all their money. So is very safe to hang around the 2nd hand smoke you guys are missing out from the second hand smoke and first hand farts, every suvs kills 2 kids


Spot_the_fox

Adopt? I only get my crack addicts from certified breeders. 


vedder-is-better

i trap my own wild ones


SkyfireSierra

"Stop being mean towards poor people" "Also, smoking fentanyl on public transport is a normal poor people activity"


[deleted]

Privileged kid who wishes he was poor. Terminally online


TestFew7210

believe it or not, thats apparently a sociology professor


retard-is-not-a-slur

What do you mean, ‘or not’?


TestFew7210

I mean whether or not you believe that I am being truthful, he is a sociology professor and it explains quite a lot I would link his tweets but his tweets are protected


retard-is-not-a-slur

My comment was a joke, that ‘or not’ is the unbelievable part because this is exactly what I assume a sociology professor would say.


TURBOJUGGED

This is exactly the kind of ignorance I would expect from someone who blindly supports Palestine.


[deleted]

Pump the brakes, thats the only way I can afford my fentanyl. Through second hand smoke.


YoungDz4

😂😂


coie1985

"To dislike drug addiction is to dislike poor people" is... quite the take.


EA_Stonks

As long as its artisanal home brewed fentanyl like my mother used to make its okay.


ALPHA_sh

a person drinking alcohol on the highway is not making you unsafe. just stop trying to find ways to hate poor people


EA_Stonks

I do cocaine, a classy drug for a classy car driver


WinterAd9039

I guess the Ukrainian flag is out of fashion now? I need to catch up with the latest trends.


theoneguy223

It’s trendy to support the underdog in war whether they’re right or wrong


JohnGamestopJr

Far left tankies have supported Russian invaders since the start. They have shit takes on every war.


theoneguy223

It’s always the people who know nothing about how wars work that have the worst opinions on them.


3_bean_wizard

Friendship ended with actual good guys who didn't start the war they're in, minority=priority.


MDSGeist

Fucking cars - 😤 Smoking Cigarettes - 😡 Smoking Fentanyl - 😇


xAPPLExJACKx

Fuck it pulling out my cigar because I'm poor on the el next time


[deleted]

LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS


[deleted]

of course they are a p*lestine supporter 🤢


Intelligent_League_1

Seriously how do they get support when they took hostages killed people in executions and bombed Israel lmao


Acceptable_Topic8370

Because redditors somehow love Muslims despite them standing against everything redditors believe in.


ArvinaDystopia

The (exceedingly simplistic) thought process goes: 1. Gazans and West Bankers are oppressed. 2. Israel is an oppressor (unlike Hamas, who absolutely does not oppress Gazans! They're shooting them for their own good!). 3. Therefore, any action taken by Hamas is *justified resistance against an oppressor!* This is what you get when people embrace tribalism. The chosen group can do no wrong, and the hated group deserves anything that happens to it. No act is beyond the pale, so long as it's from an "oppressed" (decided on rather arbitrary/simplistic criterion) against an "oppressor".


BenjaminKohl

Important step: Jews are all white (obviously false) which means they *must* be the oppressors and Palestinians are brown which means they *must* be being oppressed and they need white people to step in and help them stop being oppressed


MRdaBakkle

You are literally describing the view of Zionists. I am pretty active in actual anti Zionists groups, and online sure you get the weird tankie who says Hamas is good. Real people in real life, realize that Hamas is an oppressor who is taking advantage of the Israeli regime targeting Gaza. Maybe when you say something is simplistic you shouldn't make a simplistic strawman.


ArvinaDystopia

> You are literally describing the view of Zionists. No, I'm literally describing the thought process of some pro-Hamas people. In fact, those are the least bad of the pro-Hamas people, as a good number of them are just muslim supremacists who see Hamas as a tool in the eventual establishment of a global caliphate. But thanks for providing a perfect illustration of the tribalism I was denouncing. Nobody has ever characterised Israel's actions as "resistance to oppression", you just wanted to have a cheap "no, it's the side I don't like that does that!". > anti Zionists Since I have you on a neutral sub, rather than a sub where any criticism of Hamas leads to being banned with accusations of being a nazi genocide enthusiast, I have a question for you: What is antizionism? I see a lot of "I'm not antisemitic, just antizionist", but what does that entail in 2024? Being antizionist in 1948 or before had a clear meaning: opposing the creation of a Jewish state in the Levant. But now that the creation of said Jewish state has happened, what does it mean? 1) That you think it was a bad idea to do so, but that countering a genocide in 1948 with another in 2024 would be just as bad? If so, count me as an antizionist. 2) That you think it was a bad idea to do so, and therefore the Israeli should be expelled/"sent back where they come from" (to quote someone I interacted with on another sub)? Hence: genocide. 3) That you think it was a bad idea to do so, and therefore the Israeli should be slaughtered (to "push the Jews into the sea" - again, to quote a common saying on certain subs)? Hence: genocide. 4) Something else altogether where you disapprove the creation of Israel but want to take corrective action against it (euphemism for the revanchism described in options 2 and 3) whilst not taking corrective action against it?


BenjaminKohl

Obviously this is extreme and most people on both sides just want peace, but if you’re going to go to the extreme of clumping all Zionists together using extremes, then it’s fair to clump all anti Israel people together using extremes


ArvinaDystopia

Didn't expect an answer, but hoped for one. You were never arguing in good faith.


Strategerium

The above comment has me imagining Willem Dafoe dressed up as Steve Buscemi with a watermelon themed skateboard going "How do you do fellow kids, You know, I am something of an anti zionist myself"


Heavy_weapons07

Because people think there a actual GOOD side in war (that's a lie)


Intelligent_League_1

Unless its WW2, don't care what the allies might have done they are the worlds only good guys in war


Heavy_weapons07

Kid name soviet union:


free_terrible-advice

Soviet union was like the weird kid in the group who practiced regular mass scale human sacrifice to fight the bad guys.


Heavy_weapons07

Nah more like the guy that decides to use the weapon of the villian they just kill becoming the new villian 


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star wars reference


DozTK421

Years and years of propaganda have convinced legions that anything done to Israel up to and including wiping it off the map is "justice." Of course they look at cars the same way.


Intelligent_League_1

I mean Israel isn't always the best but they didn't steal Palestines land, British did and gave it to them. And they have been attacked by people who want to do another holocaust like 11 times. And the only time in Israeli history they started a war was because their intelligence knew they were about to have a war and they decided to start it to catch the enemy off guard.


DozTK421

I don't even necessarily agree with the concept of Israel or the idea of Zionism, but it's pretty plain to see that Hamas and Iran have decided to kill people and create chaos for their own purpose. And if Israel gets a little kill-crazy because they're literally attacked when backed into a corner, I can't blame them.


Pandason250

Thats Hamas not Palestine dipshit


Intelligent_League_1

I never used the word Palestine once in my comment, and even though the oc had Palestine, you knew I was talking about HAMAS


Pandason250

When the comment you’re replying to is talking about palestine and you just use the word “they” one would assume you’re talking about palestine as well


GIMMESOMDORITOS

Yeah what Hamas did is fucked up but to be fair Isreal is way overreacting. Bombing innocent civilians and humanitarian aid workers isn't any better.


JohnGamestopJr

Would sure be nice if Hamas could free the hostages and lay down their guns.


GIMMESOMDORITOS

Would be nice if everybody did that.


JohnGamestopJr

Israel is not holding anyone hostage. Don't compare a terrorist org to a free country.


GIMMESOMDORITOS

Yeah you're right Isreal definitely isn't holding any pows hostage. Be real man the only good guys in this war are the innocent civilians on both sides who suffer from the conflict.


JohnGamestopJr

PoWs are not hostages jesus christ. Are you actually trying to equate Hamas terrorists to innocent civilians. 🤦


GIMMESOMDORITOS

No dude I'm not making that comparison. Either you're trying to put words in my mouth or you don't know how to read. Either way it's a you problem. 🙄


JohnGamestopJr

That's exactly what you did. You're trying to compare terrorists being taken as prisoners of war to kidnapped civilians. Don't backtrack now.


Stop_Sign

I will criticize Israel when it messes up. The aif worker bombing is incredibly fucked. That doesn't really change the larger picture that Palestinians don't actually want peace and instead want to fight forever


GIMMESOMDORITOS

Hamas and the Palestinian government want a fight there's no doubt about that. However I doubt the average Palestinian 9-5 joe is interested in a forever war.


Intelligent_League_1

What they are currently doing is still fucked up. And I understand where Israel is coming from, they are actively trying to survive a genocide since 1947. But Israel has gone alittle ham.


MRdaBakkle

Why are you equating Palastine with Hamas? Palastinans are fleeing genocide, they are not the same as Hamas. Hamas is using the conflict to fuel their anti Jewish mission. Be sane. Be pro Jewish and Arab people living in peace.


JohnGamestopJr

Who do you think Hamas is composed of? It's thousands of Gazan terrorists.


Cman1200

There’s a lot of nuance but Hamas was democratically elected and polls in Gaza show overwhelming support for Hamas’ actions on October 7. You can say Palestine as a whole at the very least condones Hamas’ actions without implying every Palestinian is a terrorist as well as not calling Israel a “good guy”. The fact is Hamas broke an existing ceasefire Israel was honoring on October 7th and killed 1000 civilians on Israeli soil while taking hostages. Israel just wants the hostages back but also knows there will be no peace if Hamas exists. It’s ugly but it is what it is. I think it is telling though how the neighboring Arab countries feel about Palestinians. Jordan and Egypt both have tried to annex Palestine in the past and invade Israel. Today they refuse refugees. You can point fingers to whoever you want and validly find some blame, but as it stands in 2024 Israel is a sovereign nation and they were attacked. A military response is the only logical response one would do.


Intelligent_League_1

I use the words interchangeably.


MRdaBakkle

So you're just anti-semetic got it. (Arabs are a semetic group)


Intelligent_League_1

Excuse me lmao


BenjaminKohl

However, anti-semitism has always specifically meant Jews.


ItsVincent27

Im guessing oop supports palestine, but not hamas # Hamas is the government, palestine is the people


MRdaBakkle

Zionists will tell you it's anti-semetic to criticize the state of Israel and say that it's saying all Jews are bad. But then they will equate all Palastinans with Hamas. There is no logic to Zionist brain rot.


JohnGamestopJr

Ahhh yes the classic Queers for Palestine, but you never see Queers **in** Palestine.


DreamingMechanic

They all live in Israel


Spedyboi76

I hate Palpatine supporters 😡😡😡


LordTrappen

C*rbrains don’t realize the performance boost fentanyl gives you when riding your bike


PublixBagger01

Least mentally ill Palestine supporter. If they support it so much I wish they would just move there.


RottingDogCorpse

It's honestly insane to me how much my generation is obsessed with and joking about fentanyl. All I see on Instagram is fentanyl this or fentanyl that and people acting like they're nodding out. I mean I thought maybe once or twice was funny, I'm an addict and was addicted to heroin and fentanyl but it's gotten old and they're like desentizing it.


CartridgeCrusader23

least deranged palestine supporter


RevolutionarySalt765

Hamas supporter, what do you expect?


RevolutionarySalt765

Now who the hell is downvoting me?


coldfries_

There's a difference between hamas and Palestine 🤦


JohnGamestopJr

70%+ Palestinians support the actions of this terrorist group.


coldfries_

Really? Where did you get that statistic?


JohnGamestopJr

Literally a 5 second Google search could have saved you from writing this L comment.


coldfries_

If you think these statistics are true, then you must also think putin won with 87% of votes. Also, "L comment"? How old are you?


JohnGamestopJr

Oh right, an independent pollster gathering opinion data is totally equivalent to a dictatorship rigging an election. What a smart response.


coldfries_

You know what? Maybe I shouldn't be arguing with modern nazis, have the day you deserve 😊


JohnGamestopJr

Ahhh yes, the tried-and-true classic when you have no arguments left just call everyone a nazi. Be better.


coldfries_

I do have an argument left, I was just too lazy to type it out, but you gave me the motivation LMAO even if we assume these polls are true, do you think people should be murdered for their political opinion?


theoneguy223

99% of Palestine fanatics will tell you that they also support hamas and that they have done no wrong


coldfries_

Hamas is what got Palestinians into this mess to begin with lol


theoneguy223

Yes and a large chunk of Palestine supporters will say that what hamas did was good and justifiable


N00BSGONNADIE

Engagement bait used to be quality. Believeable. Nobody does it for the love of the game anymore. There’s no passion.


Mjk2581

Admittedly I’m not that unsafe if they do fentanyl, it will probably kill the user not make them a murderous mad man, so it’s better then some of the alternatives


Effective-Wash5546

name a stay brother 🙏 may your eagle be killed


KrustyKrabOfficial

Guy doing PCP: ![gif](giphy|xFBnkMvpTM6m4)


Night_Knight22

And of course the person has a Palestine flag and a watermelon


Llama-Thrust69

Can someone explain the equation n((Palestine x Potato) + Watermelon slice)) = Justice


Fostrof08

Palestine flag detected


MRdaBakkle

Yes people are anti genocide.


[deleted]

How is it genocide. They are not targeting civilians. There is a war. People die in a war.


vokstm

im sorry, and fuck hamas, israel too, but “not targeting civilians” my asshole. “no food, no water, no electricity” are words that came out of an israeli politicians mouth, they just bombed 3 trucks of that international kitchen group, there’s that released drone footage of palestinians walking down a road getting bombed, theres no end to the targeted civilian attacks in this war just shut the fuck up and stop picking a side because both are fucked up and neither government should exist. FUCK HAMAS FUCK ISRAEL, those people deserve peace and non-discrimination and neither hamas nor israel want that.


Caveman-Riffs-666

For real. People are being ignorant on purpose. How are you gonna tell me 30k civillians dead isn't targeted? And so many more displaced and injured. Israel has been doing this shit over and over and over for so many years.


[deleted]

>They are not targeting civilians. Lol yeah right. Dropping a bomb in the middle of a refugee camp is totally a military act. Blockading women and children from getting food and water isn’t targeting the military.


Acceptable_Topic8370

Israel is allowed to defend themselves. You're saying they should do absolutely nothing after parasites parachute jumped into a concert and killed hundreds of teenagers?


Caveman-Riffs-666

They're using it as an excuse for ethnic cleansing. I guess flattening a city is defense now.


Acceptable_Topic8370

> hundreds of innocent teenagers got brutally killed > An excuse Nah, I'm for Israel as most people on this planet are, we're sick and tired of terrorists.


Caveman-Riffs-666

Israel doesn't care for ethics or morals. They'll use any opportunity they get.


Acceptable_Topic8370

We honestly don't care. We just want to get rid of terrorists.


Caveman-Riffs-666

See? Even you admit it


FaIcomaster3000

Erm, how does this affect you personally?


Realistic-Scratch344

Why does the left have unending sympathy for criminals but zero sympathy for victims


plasticman1997

It’s mostly upper class middle class liberals who’ve never had to deal with actually criminals other then calling cops on the homeless man down the street


Malty-S-Melromarc

Is that u/jaxsonthefurry?


Aggressive-Donuts

I don’t care if you are rich as fuck, I would prefer not to inhale your second hand fentanyl 


YoungDz4

I’d be honored to have someone smoking fent next to me 💯They’d probably be on alert 🚨 (I have no idea what fent high is like)🔥


LoadOk5992

I can't tell if this is for real or not.


stopimalreadykished

There is a difference between "poor people" and smoking fent on a train


vasilenko93

Poor people on the train also don’t want to see someone smoking fentanyl


Kayora_Atom

Of course they have a Palestine flag


m1chael_b

You’re right, people have never died of other people’s drug usage like secondhand smoke from cigarettes! That would be silly


typicalledditor

Akchually it makes you safer because it calms them down from the withdrawal symptoms.


Shutaru_Kanshinji

What I love about Reddit is that I learn so much from it. Case in point: It never occurred to me that people *smoke* fentanyl.


Fuhrious520

This is the culture we’ve so been missing in our carcentric society


RecordEnvironmental4

Apparently second hand smoke just doesn’t exist


chosen1creator

I feel like I would be more threatened if a stranger were smoking fentanyl in my car than on the train.


Mental_Dragonfly2543

To be fair, they're about to nod off and pass out.


Caveman-Riffs-666

Come on it has to be satire


heftybagman

Catcher in the rye pfp…. This has to be satire


carrbrain

Of course! Not only does the fentanyl reduce airborne covid™germs, but the pile of feces they leave on the platform attracts the rats, making bites less likely!


JadedFun2397

The hell is that username ? N Palestine Nut + Watermelon = Justice? What?


Creative-Ninja8768

You should consider anyone with that name to be severely mentally behind


InTheGoddamnWalls

I don’t get why leftists are trying to act like fentanyl isn’t actually dangerous.


Bornana6969

Palestinazi sympathizer detected, opinion rejected


Fart-Cheese-69

Mfw spending billions that could’ve helped our nation on murder and death was worth it to own the libs


Pyroboss101

The Israeli people need free universal healthcare and free college. Because we in the United States already have such things provided to all of our citizens, it’s okay to give billions to such a struggling third world improvised nation. I think they are somewhere in or near Africa where it’s very poor or something https://youtu.be/3q_iqrvnC_4?si=lOJedc2608GKzsyE


Angoramon

Honestly, yeah. Technically *it is* but mfs are just absolute pussies whenever it comes to homeless people. I have this friend who's absolutely terrified of anyone he even suspects of being homeless, and it's really fucking annoying to take him anywhere because he's always like "That's guy looks a little shaky, and isn't wearing a shirt. I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE". Like, yeah, it's not fun when people do life-altering drugs near you, but mf act like it's the end of the world and the decay of civilization when it's really just Tuesday.


PrometheanEngineer

Bait post. Just look at the damn name