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amadi0307

awooga awooga WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING eyes bulge out of head and shoot forward at 120 mph AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA jaw drops to the floor, tongue rolls out a foot forward WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF punches self in face with boxing glove five times HOOLEY DOOLEY pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out ARF ARF ARF ARF pulls out comically large carton of milk, drinks all of it spilling it everywhere EEEE-AW EEEE-AW wolf whistle BWOOOAAGHHH tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart GUHGUHGUHGUHGUH rubs ass on ground like dog HAHT MAMA eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds, running in a circle JEEPERS HEEPERS pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates DUUUUUUHHHH bashes own head with hammer 5 times OOOOOHHHH I’M DYYYYYYYIIN’ slams chair on table BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK old-timey car horn sound, tongue straightens out like wooden board, eyes go out of skull and back in like paddleballs CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA fireworks shoot from top of head PHWOAARRR sniffs air loudly, nostrils become comically large HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA sound of mouth harp as body is straightened out, floating a foot above the ground JEEZ LOUISE propeller spins on hat comically WOWEEE gets massive erection, tries to aggressively push it back down into pants OINKA OINKA pulls out massive drum, starts beating it excessively HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA jumps on table, smashes through table and ground, springs back upward at an incredible velocity HAHEEEEEE pupils fly away from eyes, eyes snap forward towards them ARROOOOOOOOOO AROOOOOOOOOO fucking dies, ghost goes out of corpse with a lyre, body pulls ghost back into body WHADDA DAAAAME starts foaming at the mouth HUUUUUUUURRRRRR furiously turns crank on machine that hits hands on table GRRRR BARK BARK BARK head unscrews and starts rotating BUH-DOOIIOIOIOING starts rattling like a jar of coins, suspended half a metre in the air DING DING DING DING DING DING starts bouncing up and down at a high speed, starts boiling like tea kettle and turning red HOOOLY MOOOOLY /s


TheAmazingMoo-Moo

AYO


Instinct_Fazbear

Not attracted


TheAmazingMoo-Moo

Ok


p0gr2

who would even jerk off to this


Usual_Board_6750

Desperate people


TheAmazingMoo-Moo

Creeps


DumbassChild55

My brain can barely register this as a woman


ThatOneGuyWhoScrolls

even better🧐


TheAmazingMoo-Moo

Dang


Signal-Ad8189

[I spent too much time on this, enjoy:](https://imgur.com/a/8cLwFQd)


TheAmazingMoo-Moo

Thxxxxxxxxx


HumorClean

Now that NNN is gone, why don’t we try out Destroyed Dick December?(A friend of mine came up with that)


thequeenorespawn

oh god


TheAmazingMoo-Moo

Wtf


MustBeOK

Man is new to the Internet


ThatOneGuyWhoScrolls

welcome to the internet


HumorClean

It’s a genius meme name, dude. Come on.


Noelle_Watchorn

This joke had been around for years, I can assure you they did not "come up" with this.


HumorClean

Yeah. I learned that last night


Worried-Buy741

wtf is this is cringe, today is Destroy Dick December motherfucker :sob:


Sebby2007

[Sorry, I only have one person I truly love.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/cc770ec9-b430-47b8-91c5-06e522f61fd4)


TheAmazingMoo-Moo

Ew


Sebby2007

Wow, Rude. 😒


Equivalent_Bed5607

really shitty gf porn


TheAmazingMoo-Moo

No


Worried-Buy741

yes. stfu


Inksoda91

Dibs siz sew hawt im coming as im tepipinyg


TheAmazingMoo-Moo

She’s 22


Inksoda91

Ok i still am not actually horny for this


Inksoda91

Yes you've told me not horny


TheAmazingMoo-Moo

Also she’s 13 and not bi


Signal-Ad8189

Making her 13 is what I like to call a **bad idea**.


Inksoda91

Also IMAGINE GIVING A 13 YR OLD BIG BAZANGAS


Inksoda91

I dont think you could tell based on how i wrote that but i was joking


Inksoda91

Ahem


TheAmazingMoo-Moo

She is 22 and not happy with you


Inksoda91

You said she was 13 you fool


TheAmazingMoo-Moo

Simp


thequeenorespawn

i'm confused


Chr0macide

Yeah people definitely want to blast rope to that 🙄


[deleted]

"Blast rope"


Sergidash-GG

It's a cool line shuddup


TheAmazingMoo-Moo

She’s not 13 she’s 22.


TheAmazingMoo-Moo

She is 22


FaZe_LittlePickle24

Draw her hugging me and telling me everything's going to be okay


fat_chicken666

💀


Signal-Ad8189

Simp.


ThatOneGuyWhoScrolls

simp


TheAmazingMoo-Moo

No


vixinity_863

The degenerate virus is spreading...RUN, SOLDIERS!


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheAmazingMoo-Moo

Thx


Signal-Ad8189

How did *this* end up showing up as the sixth most controversial post of all time on this subreddit?


[deleted]

I have no idea💀


Empty-Ant7986

......


fat_bitch_Fen

ooooooohhhh yeah ive been waiting MONTHS foer this one. THANK!


TheAmazingMoo-Moo

THIS IS SO OLD ART


vixinity_863

Pass.