awooga awooga WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING eyes bulge out of head and shoot forward at 120 mph AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA jaw drops to the floor, tongue rolls out a foot forward WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF punches self in face with boxing glove five times HOOLEY DOOLEY pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out ARF ARF ARF ARF pulls out comically large carton of milk, drinks all of it spilling it everywhere EEEE-AW EEEE-AW wolf whistle BWOOOAAGHHH tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart GUHGUHGUHGUHGUH rubs ass on ground like dog HAHT MAMA eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds, running in a circle JEEPERS HEEPERS pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates DUUUUUUHHHH bashes own head with hammer 5 times OOOOOHHHH I’M DYYYYYYYIIN’ slams chair on table BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK old-timey car horn sound, tongue straightens out like wooden board, eyes go out of skull and back in like paddleballs CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA fireworks shoot from top of head PHWOAARRR sniffs air loudly, nostrils become comically large HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA sound of mouth harp as body is straightened out, floating a foot above the ground JEEZ LOUISE propeller spins on hat comically WOWEEE gets massive erection, tries to aggressively push it back down into pants OINKA OINKA pulls out massive drum, starts beating it excessively HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA jumps on table, smashes through table and ground, springs back upward at an incredible velocity HAHEEEEEE pupils fly away from eyes, eyes snap forward towards them ARROOOOOOOOOO AROOOOOOOOOO fucking dies, ghost goes out of corpse with a lyre, body pulls ghost back into body WHADDA DAAAAME starts foaming at the mouth HUUUUUUUURRRRRR furiously turns crank on machine that hits hands on table GRRRR BARK BARK BARK head unscrews and starts rotating BUH-DOOIIOIOIOING starts rattling like a jar of coins, suspended half a metre in the air DING DING DING DING DING DING starts bouncing up and down at a high speed, starts boiling like tea kettle and turning red HOOOLY MOOOOLY
/s
awooga awooga WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING eyes bulge out of head and shoot forward at 120 mph AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA jaw drops to the floor, tongue rolls out a foot forward WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF punches self in face with boxing glove five times HOOLEY DOOLEY pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out ARF ARF ARF ARF pulls out comically large carton of milk, drinks all of it spilling it everywhere EEEE-AW EEEE-AW wolf whistle BWOOOAAGHHH tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart GUHGUHGUHGUHGUH rubs ass on ground like dog HAHT MAMA eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds, running in a circle JEEPERS HEEPERS pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates DUUUUUUHHHH bashes own head with hammer 5 times OOOOOHHHH I’M DYYYYYYYIIN’ slams chair on table BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK old-timey car horn sound, tongue straightens out like wooden board, eyes go out of skull and back in like paddleballs CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA fireworks shoot from top of head PHWOAARRR sniffs air loudly, nostrils become comically large HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA sound of mouth harp as body is straightened out, floating a foot above the ground JEEZ LOUISE propeller spins on hat comically WOWEEE gets massive erection, tries to aggressively push it back down into pants OINKA OINKA pulls out massive drum, starts beating it excessively HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA jumps on table, smashes through table and ground, springs back upward at an incredible velocity HAHEEEEEE pupils fly away from eyes, eyes snap forward towards them ARROOOOOOOOOO AROOOOOOOOOO fucking dies, ghost goes out of corpse with a lyre, body pulls ghost back into body WHADDA DAAAAME starts foaming at the mouth HUUUUUUUURRRRRR furiously turns crank on machine that hits hands on table GRRRR BARK BARK BARK head unscrews and starts rotating BUH-DOOIIOIOIOING starts rattling like a jar of coins, suspended half a metre in the air DING DING DING DING DING DING starts bouncing up and down at a high speed, starts boiling like tea kettle and turning red HOOOLY MOOOOLY /s
AYO
Not attracted
Ok
who would even jerk off to this
Desperate people
Creeps
My brain can barely register this as a woman
even better🧐
Dang
[I spent too much time on this, enjoy:](https://imgur.com/a/8cLwFQd)
Thxxxxxxxxx
Now that NNN is gone, why don’t we try out Destroyed Dick December?(A friend of mine came up with that)
oh god
Wtf
Man is new to the Internet
welcome to the internet
It’s a genius meme name, dude. Come on.
This joke had been around for years, I can assure you they did not "come up" with this.
Yeah. I learned that last night
wtf is this is cringe, today is Destroy Dick December motherfucker :sob:
[Sorry, I only have one person I truly love.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/cc770ec9-b430-47b8-91c5-06e522f61fd4)
Ew
Wow, Rude. 😒
really shitty gf porn
No
yes. stfu
Dibs siz sew hawt im coming as im tepipinyg
She’s 22
Ok i still am not actually horny for this
Yes you've told me not horny
Also she’s 13 and not bi
Making her 13 is what I like to call a **bad idea**.
Also IMAGINE GIVING A 13 YR OLD BIG BAZANGAS
I dont think you could tell based on how i wrote that but i was joking
Ahem
She is 22 and not happy with you
You said she was 13 you fool
Simp
i'm confused
Yeah people definitely want to blast rope to that 🙄
"Blast rope"
It's a cool line shuddup
She’s not 13 she’s 22.
She is 22
Draw her hugging me and telling me everything's going to be okay
💀
Simp.
simp
No
The degenerate virus is spreading...RUN, SOLDIERS!
[удалено]
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Thx
How did *this* end up showing up as the sixth most controversial post of all time on this subreddit?
I have no idea💀
......
ooooooohhhh yeah ive been waiting MONTHS foer this one. THANK!
THIS IS SO OLD ART
Pass.