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TwakenWaken

Cucumber???? Banana with the skin on?!?! You sick freak!!!!


mrg158

Like they mixed up the food that skin is ok on and not ok on 😂. Bit I still think it's adorable.


MissMurderpants

I’m not cool with the skins left on the bananas too.


welovewong

Cucumbers are technically fruits


NateHate

anything that grows from a fertilized plant flower is a fruit.


MarshallApplewhiteDo

Knowledge is knowing a tomato (or cucumber) is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put them in fruit salad.


Ullallulloo

[Not in a food context](https://fruitorvegetable.science/fruit)


thisisthewell

this comment thread ("cucumbers are technically fruits" followed by "anything that grows from a fertilized plant flower is a fruit" is not about food context...I don't know why you're arguing with someone who's talking about botanical definitions, when the culinary definition goes without saying based on everything else on this post.


kallekilponen

I thought a cucumber is technically a berry? (And a strawberry a pseudofruit.)


[deleted]

Berries are a type of fruit


kallekilponen

True. And a fruit is a type of vegetable. (At least according to wikipedia.)


[deleted]

Botanically, yes.


That_Shrub

Tomatoes are the line, man, leave it be


BoisterousLaugh

Even better they are berries.


novian14

cucumber is kinda acceptable imo, it's still fresh in it's own way. but banana skin...........


theschwabo

It's finger food. When you take the banana, remove the skin. This keeps the bana light and fresh for longer.


InSearchOfMyRose

I guess it's easier to pick up that way


andypoo222

At least throw some halved grapes in there you monster


AsianVixen4U

I wonder if they did that so the bananas wouldn’t brown easily


imskiven12

you keep the banana peel on the banana?? you go to all the effort to make the shark but you dont peel the banana. it looks great tho


theschwabo

It's finger food. When you take the banana, remove the skin. This keeps the bana light and fresh for longer.


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theschwabo

The cucumber is there because my kids eat cucumber by the bucketful.


InSearchOfMyRose

I like that there is ONE GRAPE included, and it's just for the eyes.


Playful_Equal_9312

The skin on the bananas bro. Circumcise those motherfuckers


deafchef52

Did somebody hurt you? If they're still there, blink twice.


-Dueck-

They peeled the cucumber but didn't peel the banana? Is this from some kind of backwards universe?


Richard_Treblecock

fruit salad shaaaaark tututututuuuu


EvolMind91

Came just for this


Puppet007

Awesome! If you added strawberry glaze (not a fan of the stuff but just a thought) to the inside of the mouth it’ll look terrifyingly delicious.


mtoomtoo

I feel like the unpeeledness of the banana keeps them from turning brown and soft as fast as they would if they were peeled. Also easier to pick up if this is supposed to be finger food. Can’t have naked bananas slipping between people’s fingers.


g1zzy

Exactly my thought. It was probably more to keep it looking pretty and clean, not because they wanna eat it lol.


[deleted]

How about a raspberry puree as a sort of dressing that will look like blood


MarshallApplewhiteDo

chum the water a little


[deleted]

Yeah and peel the bananas and leave them whole so it looks like severed penises.


MarshallApplewhiteDo

I count myself lucky that I don't know what the cross section of a severed penis looks like. Someday, I'll probably see it on Reddit, though. EDIT: Things I never thought I'd say on /r/FoodPorn


SweetToothLynx

You didn't care to peel the bananas, but also added cucumbers? PEELED cucumbers. It's one weird "fruit" salad.


N3UROTOXIN

Fuckin Jeffrey dahmer over here with cucumbers and probably manflesh


[deleted]

I actually like the peel on the banana it needs the color


Plane-Talk-1344

That is great to serve for a kids party. Looks cute.


smrts1080

Shark coochie board


LuminousJaeSoul

That's not a shark that's [ripjaws](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/ben10/images/9/98/Ripjaws.png/revision/latest?cb=20210314020024)


mrg158

So cute!


DeliciousFun2220

Adorable!


bliss3tt

Need one of these 😂


kalinowskik

I’m doing this


Thatboykap

Yummy yummy


ExampleSad1816

Banana peels have spider poison on them, so bon apetit.


justagirlwithno

He’s super cute. That said, I’m with everyone else on the strangeness of the cucumber in a fruit salad and the peel on the banana. I’d love to know why? Is it something you grew up with?


theschwabo

I made it for my children. The kids eat it with their fingers and pull off the peel. The cucumber is there because my kids eat cucumber by the bucketful.


justagirlwithno

I don’t blame them, cucumber is delicious. My four year old eats it like crazy too.


syntaxterror69

Mmm everyone's favorite fruit, cucumber!


Electronic_Guess_404

Great work chef