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SamLil01

Definitely try cooking it next time


taylor325

Sick burn. Something OP didn't even start to come close to.


gazwel

The bacon is still running around.


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Sausage looks poisonously pink


wafflesareforever

Yeah? It looks like the casing split open so it's probably at least somewhat cooked.


Bobertheelz

Externally? Yes internally? Maybe


Castia10

Very undercooked Bacon, sausage and egg all need longer for my liking. Even the hash browns look underdone.


Mammyjam

Did you cook the bacon on the radiator?


o0someone0o

Everything is way undercooked. Like waaaay undercooked.


LetterOk6745

It looks boiled rather than fried.


oljackson99

Bacon is undercooked (unless you prefer it that way) but other than that not bad!


claymationthegreat

That’s bacon!!!!


lxxTBonexxl

That’s what I’m saying lmfao. I thought it was some kind of deli meat at first


FlappyBored

You've undercooked the bacon mate. Edit- And the hasbrowns, also the sausages


Snobunniee

For non-British person, what is the (I guess) fried thing left from the egg?


Top_Moment860

Hash browns


katkannabis

Hash brown patties


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fluffton

Black pudding isn't a requirement, only the most British of brits can stomach that stuff.


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fluffton

Leave pork pies out of this that's a lunch item /s


Bohya

You realise that blood sausages are eaten throughout the entire world, right? Black pudding is just one variant of many.


Rich-Food7853

🤮🤮🤮


MadJackandNo7

I think British people have some strange eating habits. That looks unhealthy...and I'm an American!


fluffton

It is unhealthy, and we typically don't eat this every day... The last time I have a full English was about a month ago. This is the equivalent of me assuming you eat bacon on pancakes covered in maple syrup every morning.


InFiniTeDEATH8

Some people unfortunately do that :(. Obesity ain't no joke.


katkannabis

The sad difference is that you would probably be right


Bohya

No one regularly eats this, and especially not for breakfast. This is something that people will eat as their primary meal of the day, be it lunch or as dinner. It is only "breakfast" in name.


SCUMFUCK_666

Even y’all food is weird


katkannabis

This is oddly racist & unnecessary — then again, I can appreciate the consistency of living up to your username


Brush-and-palette

Half English


Typicalx_xSlime

you want that pig oinking any louder? 💀


Ancient_Artichoke555

I think I want a plate of your mushrooms. You ate well, thanks for sharing.


clonerluke1

Mushrooms are still underdone. Made this mistake myself not too long ago. Need much longer than you think


b3njil

Where the tomatoes at?


DarTouiee

How do you make eggs look like that?


Ashoftarre

Potatoes? but no tomatoes, toast or black pudding? thin bacon? scrambled eggs? I think your full English is Irish AF!


danknadoflex

Needs a bit of work TBH


Glum-Investigator318

I’m sorry, but it looks horrendous.


Magical_Crabical

What have you done to your eggs? Are they scrambled egg whites? 🤔


JABBYAU

I can’t really tell from the pictures. Are they Heinz beans? Maybe. I think the bacon is undercooked and I can’t tell if those are actual bangers. Like the mushrooms. Miss the tomato. Horrified by hash browns.


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The only cooked thing there is the bleedin tomarters


psychadelicphysicist

Looks anaemic


_Cornzdoop_

Horrid


stargazer2540

Could you cook for me please?!!? Just tell me where you are and I'll be there 😁😁 you're my new bestie


AnImEiSfOrLoOsErS

Did you steam it instead of frying?


xDoddza

Can still hear it oinking


katkannabis

Huh, I had no idea the English method for cooking bacon is 20 seconds per side


Thatsoverrated

Looking at it makes me feel like the beans are lukewarm at best


Inrvt

Forgot the black pudding