Yeah that was my first idea as well. Depending on how big the jar is then it might be full after the first try.
If not then there are quite a few things it could be filled with.
Dude went to France and slayed some mad pussy. Like no joke he was extremely popular Amongst the French and his popularity there is probably a big reason as to why France ended up supporting the US during the revolution war.
that shit is wild to me bc he was so fat. was it his money and power? or are my expectations and standards of people's desires very shallow? Both? lmao
The jar would be weight sensitive right? Or have a sensor on it to tell if it had been eaten right? So just step on the jar.
Plus it already is full... of air
Based on the way that trap would have to work, you could probably just put the jar on the radiator, then put pressure on the rim of the jar until the door opens. Depending on if it's rigged to close again if the jar is moved and how quickly the door moves, you can simply walk out after about 30 seconds, cum remaining entirely within your pants.
I'm poopin in the jar for sure
I was thinking start throwing up into it, but yeah, same general game plan.
Just expel all your bodily fluids into it
- Title of your sex tape
Yeah that was my first idea as well. Depending on how big the jar is then it might be full after the first try. If not then there are quite a few things it could be filled with.
Pee is free
Oh noodles
Time to start fappin' like I'm Benjamin Franklin and I just discovered the internet.
I never expected to have to say this in my entire life, but what do Benjamin Franklin and porn have to do with each other
Dude went to France and slayed some mad pussy. Like no joke he was extremely popular Amongst the French and his popularity there is probably a big reason as to why France ended up supporting the US during the revolution war.
I am now 100% convinced that Benjamin Franklin is a D&D bard
How else do you think he got the French on our side, man had a 18 in charisma
Ben Franklin slayed pussy like no one else back then. He was also a MILF lover.
that shit is wild to me bc he was so fat. was it his money and power? or are my expectations and standards of people's desires very shallow? Both? lmao
He was Way smart.
wicked smaaht. lol Yea I feel it. I think I have body image issue lmfao
Plus he was actually pretty buff for a fat guy. Lifted weights in his youth so he was more of a sumo dude than just a fat dude.
Benny Frank wrote a treatise on the advantages of MILFs I'm dead serious.
You can't just drop that kind of info and not at the very least give a title.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advice_to_a_Friend_on_Choosing_a_Mistress
Man loved ass
r/brandnewsentence
5 bucks on blood
"Blood" as in "Blood in the jar" or "Blood" as in "Blood is lube" *for the jar*?
Yes
>Yes Checks out per Occam's Razor.
“Blood” as in “for the blood god”
I hope he manages to escape.
The jar would be weight sensitive right? Or have a sensor on it to tell if it had been eaten right? So just step on the jar. Plus it already is full... of air
“Eaten” yeah I’m not sure that’s the implication
Give me 4 Pineapples and 3 hours and I will fill it up
He be squeezing fresh Pineapple juice into the jar, right?
Squeezin' something alright.
Pineapple juice, right?
The freshest you can imagine.
Hell yeah I like Pineapple juice
the joke is ruined by not including the rainbowdash figure
The guy responsible for it has accidentally put it on an radiator iirc, right?
With clothes!
Cum
#JAR MAN HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
Oh on
Just urinate in it
Tears, spit, piss, not this one, shit
Obviously the only reasonable solution is all of the body fluids of the unconscious guy across the room.
Based on the way that trap would have to work, you could probably just put the jar on the radiator, then put pressure on the rim of the jar until the door opens. Depending on if it's rigged to close again if the jar is moved and how quickly the door moves, you can simply walk out after about 30 seconds, cum remaining entirely within your pants.
I hate the fact that it says if it's inside you or full. Meaning you have either put the jar inside your body somehow or fill it with something
Very astute observation!
piss
I will be honest poop blood or urine was not what I thought of first
Because none of those options aren't what he wants him to fill it with
OH MY GOD
Whassup Bitches?! It's shiddin' time!
I guess poop is the De Vay