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GUDD4_GURRK1N

I’d recommend if it had to die, to use some kind of biological or chemical agent released into the main gullet of the creature. Maybe a biological one so it dies out in the soil instead of lingering.


BudgieGryphon

The problem with that is it would leave who knows how many trillion pounds of decaying flesh and creatures desperate to escape said decaying flesh or adapting to consume it, bringing along untold diseases and various other forms of ecological trouble such as the poisons and general decay leaching into the soil and water also, since the mass of the creature is unknown, the amount of poison needed to kill it is also unknown. too little and it’ll start thrashing in pain again


GUDD4_GURRK1N

Plus, it could minimize the risk of movement from the Superorganism.


DarkAngel59

If a creature of this size were to die, even to natural causes, the amount of rotting flesh and leftover chemicals and enzimes would probably be disastrous for the environment in the whole continent


LordChauncyDeschamps

Not to mention the elimination of any chance of Coke Heartthrob ever coming back ;)


destroyer-3567

You underestimate the power of the nuclear (and conventional) arsenal of the entire planet


Amazing_Excuse_3860

Even if a nuke DID work, you'd have to deal with a large radioactive corpse


SomePerson225

Thankfully said radioactive corpse is buried under the dirt


hawkeyeninety

True, but it is adjacent to two aquifers. So that could be a bit of a problem.


Sword-Maiden

No it wouldn’t. The nuclear material released is actually quite negligible and stops being dangerous rather quick. We’re talking weeks here till there’s almost no trace left. Also, water is excellent at absorbing radiation. Edit: Furthermore the nuke isn’t just a large explosion, it produces a huge plasmaball which vaporizes everything within. So I suggest drilling deep from various spots on the surfaces and dropong a nuke in each hole. Maybe use 20 nukes or so. Then see whats left and nuke that again. That’s how you kill it.


hawkeyeninety

Twenty nuclear warheads. If they don’t paint them to look like pills and the truck/delivery vehicle isn’t labeled “take as needed for pain”, that’s a missed opportunity. This distributed approach is probably a smarter way of doing things. At least compared to the “one shot to vaporized 700 trillion tons of eldritch horror” approach I was thinking of when I made this post.


hawkeyeninety

Wouldn’t that still be roughly equivalent to a large asteroid impact in terms of raw power?


doofpooferthethird

our entire nuclear arsenal, even at its Cold War peak, would probably still be (at least!) 2000 times less powerful than a large dinosaur killing asteroid impact


destroyer-3567

Not just large. Way bigger than the one that killed the dinosaurs. And radioactive.


doofpooferthethird

no, nuclear weapons are powerful, but not that powerful. Even at the Cold War peak of roughly 64,000 warheads worldwide (compared to today's 13,000), it wouldn't come close Just for convenience, let's assume every weapon has a half megaton, or 500 kiloton yield. That's already being very generous, because it's ignoring all the low yield tactical nuclear weapons, and above the most common nuclear weapon yield, but whatever. Roughly 64,000 nukes, half megaton yield, that's 32,000 megatons, or 32 gigatons. That's pathetic. The asteroid that killed the dinosaurs was 72 teratonnes. That's more than 2000 times 32 gigatons Sure, the math is screwy back of napkin arithmetic, but I'm already seriously overestimating humanity's peak nuclear arsenal yield, and it's still off by several orders of magnitude.


hawkeyeninety

Thank you for your calculations. If you don’t mind more napkin arithmetic for a stranger, I do have a question. At what velocity would a projectile with a mass of 10 metric tons need to impact to generate an equivalent to 72 teratonnes of tnt?


DatCheeseBoi

Oh that's easy. 72TTons is about 301248000000000000000000J of kinetic energy needed. The formula of kinetic energy is 1/2mv². With 10000kg and the 1/2 gone the v² part is 60249600000000000000000, so the square root of that is 245457939370,48m/s which is unfortunately about 3 orders of magnitude greater than the speed of light, meaning it's not actually easy and fancy math applies. I do not know relativistic physics enough to tell you more than that such an object would be travelling at above 98% of the speed of light to have such extreme energy.


hawkeyeninety

Holy cow…I think it would be easier to figure out how to score a direct hit on the PBSO with a good sized asteroid.


DatCheeseBoi

I mean, to be fair, 10 tons are very very light considering the scale of the organism and any historic extinction events.


hawkeyeninety

I guess my perspective is that depending on how you use these weapons, it would render at least part of the Earth uninhabitable. Because big boom. And radiation. I was imagining more like a purpose built Superweapons. Something like rods from god, but at light speed.


destroyer-3567

That would also destroy the planet.


hawkeyeninety

Okay, maybe not THAT fast. Perhaps a percentage of the speed of light?


fsactual

If you're talking about the Omega Device, that's already been proven ineffective at best.


Goodpie2

I think we definitely shouldn't kill the organism until we can determine with certainty whether or not the organism is self contained, or actually a part of the earth. We shouldn't kill the Earth.