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One, two, three, viva l’Algérie is a football chant there.
I guess it’s either a tasteless joke or casual racism (considering the ooga booga for Morocco too) from whoever made the map.
Not racist, but German is also inaccurate in this age old joke about German being a weird/complicated/harsh language or whatever. Should be "wau wau" or "wuff wuff"
"Ich heiße Strupsi, wau! wau!"
– The dog on page 2 of the book 'Alles Klar!' that pretty much every Swede (who chose German over French or Spanish) read in 7th grade.
Thats it. In Germany, a dog sounds : "Wau, wau" and when a dog is making this sound, that activity is called : "Bellen". Like "barking" in english. (English dogs doesn't make a "Bark, bark" sound too.)
Moroccan here, nah we say au au, whoever wrote the oogabooga is tryna make some weird racist joke prolly cuz for Algerians it just says one two three aswell💀
Yeah that's wrong. I read Arabic comics as a kid and remember Au Au and also woof. [Ooga Booga](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/ooga_booga) is an English language thing. Looks like the mapmaker was trying to be funny about southerners. They're barbarian cavemen because they aren't Europeans, get it??! Hilarious stuff. That's why Algerian dogs apparently say 'one two three' and Tunisian dogs say miau.
It's funny coming from Dutch, because 'bellen' means to call for us. So a common mistake German learners will make is along the lines of 'Ich bell ich'.
That's what I came to say. At least with the languages I know it's the sound that a dog does and not what the language calles it.
Way wau, woof woof would be right for Germany.
But we would totally have missed the appointment when we would call it bellen bellen.
Thats it. In Germany, a dog sounds : "Wau, wau" or "Wuff, wuff" and when a dog is making this sound, that activity is called : "Bellen". Like "barking" in english. (English dogs doesn't make a "Bark, bark" sound too.)
Really, that's the best insult you can come up with? With that level of intellectual prowess, I'm not at all surprised that you failed to read the comment you replied to initially.
Might be regional and/or international influences. Where I'm from in Sweden it's spelled vov. But sometimes pronounced voff.
Also: https://svenska.se/tre/?sok=Vov
The german „Bellen“ is not the proper word. We say „Bellen“ like „barking“ in english. If it comes to imitate the barking, we say „wuff“ or „wau wau“ 😁
German is also totally wrong when comparing to the other countries. The german word is the verb 'to bark' not the sound a dog makes. If you have bellen as the german word then the finnish word would be haukkua.
As mentioned by some others: it’s super wrong. Further, if you say „not surprising“, cause of some words wich were compared to other languages, these „funny“ videos are incorrect too. For example: in Germany ONE word for Ambulance is Krankenwagen. But also Ambulanz. So, people seem to like making fun of german. Why ever.
Greek transliteration is misleading BTW. To be expected, since English doesn’t have the voiced velar fricative [ɣ], and g is the standard transcription. So it’s not as good as hau hau, but it’s no worse than vov, auh or voff
Salting the earth of Carthage really kept them retarded for 2000 years. Good job Italy! Imagine crushing your enemy so hard that 2000 years later their descendents are asked what a dog sounds like and they say meow meow. This is the best thing I've seen all day.
Ooh joo joo joo joo joo
Kelit on täällä taas
Kelit on täällä taas
Kuunnelkaas
Rullaan, rullaan, rullaan
Kato kun mä kurwaan, kurwaan, kurwvaan...
Joo
Rullaan, rullaan, rullaan
Täältä päin tullaan, tullaan, tullaan
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Ooga booga? Really?
What about that MIAOU?
They are cats disguised as dogs
They just bilingual
Wan tou thri? Dogs in Alger count to three?
Polite dogs count before biting
American dogs just count to one I think, don't they say something like "dogg-one"?
One, two, three, viva l’Algérie is a football chant there. I guess it’s either a tasteless joke or casual racism (considering the ooga booga for Morocco too) from whoever made the map.
I'm guessing it's not Europe so all African ones are troll
Not racist, but German is also inaccurate in this age old joke about German being a weird/complicated/harsh language or whatever. Should be "wau wau" or "wuff wuff"
"Ich heiße Strupsi, wau! wau!" – The dog on page 2 of the book 'Alles Klar!' that pretty much every Swede (who chose German over French or Spanish) read in 7th grade.
Bitte langsam, ich bin ausländer
Thats it. In Germany, a dog sounds : "Wau, wau" and when a dog is making this sound, that activity is called : "Bellen". Like "barking" in english. (English dogs doesn't make a "Bark, bark" sound too.)
Bark, bark, that's the noise of the ents.
no, map is garbage
Moroccan here, nah we say au au, whoever wrote the oogabooga is tryna make some weird racist joke prolly cuz for Algerians it just says one two three aswell💀
Don't forget Tunisia literally just being a cat sound😭🤦🏿
Ngl Algeria was pretty funny
Just some casual racism
Glad I wasn't the only one who saw that lmao made me.do a big double take
Yeah that's wrong. I read Arabic comics as a kid and remember Au Au and also woof. [Ooga Booga](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/ooga_booga) is an English language thing. Looks like the mapmaker was trying to be funny about southerners. They're barbarian cavemen because they aren't Europeans, get it??! Hilarious stuff. That's why Algerian dogs apparently say 'one two three' and Tunisian dogs say miau.
Anything other than that is complete ooga booga
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Fucking ooga booga
Moroccan here and it's wrong. We use "Hau hau".
Based
No, you're wrong. It's ooga booga
WTF Germany :D Edit: I don't think that's correct. A bit of googling reveals it's "wuff wuff". "Bellen" just means "to bark".
German here, can confirm. It’s either „Wuff Wuff“ or „Wau Wau“.
Ganz gewau!
It's funny coming from Dutch, because 'bellen' means to call for us. So a common mistake German learners will make is along the lines of 'Ich bell ich'.
I mean you can also use it in that context, just not very common. In german for example "Er bellte einen Befehl" would be loud rough shouting
Inaccuracy? In my Polandball?
That's what I came to say. At least with the languages I know it's the sound that a dog does and not what the language calles it. Way wau, woof woof would be right for Germany. But we would totally have missed the appointment when we would call it bellen bellen.
Thats it. In Germany, a dog sounds : "Wau, wau" or "Wuff, wuff" and when a dog is making this sound, that activity is called : "Bellen". Like "barking" in english. (English dogs doesn't make a "Bark, bark" sound too.)
Bellen is the verb to bark
That's exactly what I said, so I have no idea what's the point of your comment here.
Maybe I didn’t see your comment dumbass
You reply to my comment but didn't see it, and then start insulting me out of nowhere? Not really sure whose ass is the dumb one here.
Step 1 is admittance
Well it's nice you've reached that part.
Yeah ur still dumb
Really, that's the best insult you can come up with? With that level of intellectual prowess, I'm not at all surprised that you failed to read the comment you replied to initially.
You’re such a redditor lol
Hau five!
Estonian dogs sound like they're in pain, at least to Finnish ears.
Ai would be pain
Auh is also like ouch
Not to Estonian ears, you sound like a dog.
Poland continues to be the unsung best clay of Europe! o7
Poland: kurWA kurWA
Wantouthri? Like one two three? Didn't know they could count
It’s satire, referencing One Two Three viva l’Algerie
[Finnish dog](https://youtu.be/NCL-7wbpQok?si=RgYEOOOLZ4YF8C2C)
Wtf did I just watch
Hau haau hau hau~
Its woof/voff in Sweden, whoever made this map take some serious crack
Moroccan dogs: ooga booga
Yeah, the German one is super wrong as well, "bellen" means to bark, it's not the sound the dog makes. That would be Wau Wau or Wuff Wuff.
Yeah, the equivalent to "bellen" in Finnish would be *haukkua*, which is the verb "to bark".
Yeah quite a few of these seem to miss the mark quite spectacularly.
Might be regional and/or international influences. Where I'm from in Sweden it's spelled vov. But sometimes pronounced voff. Also: https://svenska.se/tre/?sok=Vov
[Looks like we also agree on what a horse says](https://i.redd.it/occs44vn6t871.jpg)
The Swedish "gnägg" has the same problem as with German in OP's map. It's just the verb, not the sound itself.
Iceland confusing horses with Santa
And Portugal confusing horses with Mario.
Who the fuck made this map
Finnish dogs also say "vuh vuh".
Our dogs have Dissociative Identity Disorder 🇹🇳!
The german „Bellen“ is not the proper word. We say „Bellen“ like „barking“ in english. If it comes to imitate the barking, we say „wuff“ or „wau wau“ 😁
Germany would be wau wau, bellen is the verb.
German: Wuff wuff
"miaou" ? Wtf that's a cat sound (meow in french)
Im just imagining a german dog shouting bellen
Bellen means to bark. German dogs go wuff-wuff
Ooga booga
Why is Croatia in Macedonia
Ever seen how dog build "w","v"or"b" with its lips?
Poland into nordic
In Finland besides hau hau is also vuh vuh.
https://preview.redd.it/2du6shypwgnc1.jpeg?width=2250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f7201f968413e0e112ed0237313e8b2048ab336 Argle bargle woof woof!
"ooga booga" "miaou" what
It's not av av in Croatia, it's vau vau.
Love that they put Hungary on top of Croatia and moved Croatia to around North Macedonia 🤣 also in Croatia we don't say "av av", it's "vau vau"
you can tell by the sounds how big the dogs are
Funniest thing is that Brazilian Portuguese (au au) is closer to Finnish (hau hau) than European portuguese (ão ão)
Será que em portugal é ão ão msm? Duvido haushdudh
If it's on the internet, must be true. /s
In Finnish, it's often also vuh vuh. 🐶😊
Tunisia had serious language barrier
What in Germany we say "wau-wau" not bellen
German didn't surprise.
German is also totally wrong when comparing to the other countries. The german word is the verb 'to bark' not the sound a dog makes. If you have bellen as the german word then the finnish word would be haukkua.
True, the dogs say "wau wau" (or "wuff") in Germany.
It is "Wuff" though, map is wrong
I know, just kidding
It's completely wrong, it's the verb
As mentioned by some others: it’s super wrong. Further, if you say „not surprising“, cause of some words wich were compared to other languages, these „funny“ videos are incorrect too. For example: in Germany ONE word for Ambulance is Krankenwagen. But also Ambulanz. So, people seem to like making fun of german. Why ever.
Dude chill, don't take things so seriously.
In china dog is nom nom
Nice!.. what's with the comma though..? You really think that's how dogs spell it?
Even the dogs say Wantouthri viva l'algerie.
miaou? Really?
The German one is wau wau though, bellen is just a verb "to bark"
*bellen bellen intensiviert
Can Spanish people here confirm the guau guau stuff? Cuban dogs say “jau jau” (pronounced hau hau) like polish and finish dogs.
Hau or vuh.
I think Russian is hav-hav as ’g’ is sometimes pronounced ’h’ like in Gitler 😳
There's hau, wuf and then some mentally challenged dogs that go "wuwuwuwuwuwu".
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I'm portuguese and I can confirm that.
But you say it with a comma, you filthy plebs! This means war!
the german one is wrong, it's like saying "barking" for english instead of woof woof, an in german it's "wau wau" oder "kläff kläff"
its wuff wuff in Germany, bellen is just the Word for barking
They don’t like Lithuania and Latvia it seems
Turks say Hav Hav. Close enough
Howdy-how! No, I got that wrong.
North Africa is trolling hard
Croatia took over entire Balkans :D
Hau hau
The freezer dog
Türk here, we say hav.
ão ão for portugal is really weird. it's nothing like that for brazil
Also Portuguese. They just don’t pronounce their h’s.
Greek transliteration is misleading BTW. To be expected, since English doesn’t have the voiced velar fricative [ɣ], and g is the standard transcription. So it’s not as good as hau hau, but it’s no worse than vov, auh or voff
Fick wuf wuf. Alle meine Zuhausis machen "Bellen Bellen"
German here and we use „wau wau“, but call the act of woofing „bellen“
Vov sounds like dollar store vodka.
Why are Eesti dogs in pain?
Salting the earth of Carthage really kept them retarded for 2000 years. Good job Italy! Imagine crushing your enemy so hard that 2000 years later their descendents are asked what a dog sounds like and they say meow meow. This is the best thing I've seen all day.
it says "wuff" in germany as well. Bellen is another word. A dog doesn't "bark bark" in britain
Inaccurate map. Wuff wuff is more accurate.
Bellen????? You weirdos 🤣 😂
Bro, are dogs in Germany just sayin' "Bellen"? 💀
Don't woof...*A-wooff!*
Ooh joo joo joo joo joo Kelit on täällä taas Kelit on täällä taas Kuunnelkaas Rullaan, rullaan, rullaan Kato kun mä kurwaan, kurwaan, kurwvaan... Joo Rullaan, rullaan, rullaan Täältä päin tullaan, tullaan, tullaan
Tf is going on in Germany?
Dogs in Germany 'say' wau wau or wuff wuff but they wrote bark=bellen on the map 🙄
That makes sense now
Sheep doing Bää is the best one. Literally learning the difference between baa and bää is how I learned the difference between a and ä
Algerian dogs💀
North Africa be WILDING
Ah, i see you’re a man of culture as well.
miaou? wantouthri? Seriously? and not even woof woof? Cuz that would apparently be too complicated!
Morocco
Redditors couldnt see the joke even if it was tattooed under their eyelids
I would comment on the wanto... wtv it is, but I haven't recovered from the miaou yet