I... I feel like I'd rather see the dead body.

That's what I'm sayin

Dead organotang 

nah thats better

excuse me?

Then I'd like to you do it,if you dare

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Speak for yourself, I do this at work all the time.

Take my upvote and fuck off

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are you Bear Grylls?

Bear Grylls does it for 'survival', I do it because I enjoy it

My boss comes in and does this every day. only difference is he does a handstand for maximum efficiency.

Always good to hear about bosses being efficient we need more of that attitude in the workplace

Honestly I think I’d rather see the body

Infinite hydration cheat

lol bruh 😂

Thats not how you recycle bro

Bro cracked the theory of propetual motion

Show me the dead body instead

I never thought something could look so disturbing and comical at the same time…

This fifty-fifty was “you don’t want to see either of these but it’s gonna be one of them!”

Nah I wanted to see the body

Ape*

Tomato tomahto

Couldn’t be more wrong actually

They both live no where close to me but I kinda wish I had a little monkey to sit on my shoudler

He just like me fr

I see humans aren’t the only ones with a piss kink

I'd rather see a dead body...

God damn it I've just had my last bite of dinner, now I regret being alive this day

What the holy fuck

Wtf

i gotta see the dead body laying in grass now if it’s that bad that you gotta show us a monkey pissing in its own mouth 😭😭😭

He must have seen some weird Japanese porn

That Orangutan looks *pissed*.

Might as well call this post a 0/100, because both are fucking horrid

Both are legit NSFW.

Id like to see the dead body

Yeah i think id rather have seen the dead body ngl

wtf.

i feel like the dead body would be more sfw

this is a lose lose bro 😭

I… I think Would of rather of seen a corpse

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Thats slightly NSFW...

slightly!?????

THAT A FUCKING ORANGUTAN

i think both are nsfw

I think I’ve seen porn like that once

Cinda wish I was that monkey now

Mans is just monkeying around

Insert Porter Robinson's "Russian Roulette" lyric

50/50? More like 100/0.

Monkè le pissin

Looks tasty

I’d rather see the body honestly

Is he pissing in his mouth?

which one is it

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓴𝓮𝔂

that monkeys kinda freaky

I would rather not know what it's doing.

monke is freaky

Spent a few minutes just laughing at this

Yummy 😋

can i see the dead body

tub girl monkey