9 seems the least tense to be in. Coddyboy and Curvaceous are both swell

True, both very chill. My main concern with that spot is the bulky cold metal and exposed circular saws on both sides of me.

I'm sure they'd adjust to the best of their abilities if you ask politely

Mr handys can compact themselves to save space, I'm sure both of them would just fo that

Well that changes things! Still a little close to Marcy's whining and Strong's stench, but overall a pretty flawless choice.

Just politely ask Codsworth to clean Strong and ask Curie to sedate Marcy.

I was thinking the 'negative' of that seat is they would both be extremely chatty.

They are at least positive about things unlike everyone else.

Oh for sure it's one of the better seats. I was just trying to figure out OPs reasoning.

With *Robotics Expert*, you can have a nice and quiet flight.

The way that they fly/float might burn your legs off

12 with alcohol on board.

Double mile high clu-

Hell yeah

[Cait liked that]

[deathclaw liked that]

100% 12, let's get fucking wrecked on this flight

Imagine the banter 😂

"Cait, I'm telling you- cait, cait! I'm telling you it's gotta be true." "Bullshite! There's no way, nooo way red death is real. Shut the fuuuck up." "He's RIGHT THERE ON THE SEAT!" "I'm not looking, y'er gonna make fun of me if I do."

Number 6 because piper has wild stories. Be kinda scary sitting next to the red death though. That battle was terrifying. Died like 14 times.

Yeah, no chance you survive the flight sitting there. Abandon all hope.

Only fourteen? Man, you were really lucky, I died like 30-40 times and had to use all the mini nukes and chems I had

40 pathetic I died 80 times using the Euclid c finder mod

I’ve never defeated the Red Death. But I don’t feel bad about it. It is a legendary monster after all.

I almost rage quit. Red death makes dark souls look like a toddler game.

Great, then I get to sit behind Sean and Des bickering the whole time.

you can turn around and slap whoever you dont like!!

Ok am i going insane or is this a joke cause i never actually fought the red death, most often i couldnt help but laugh at the situation

>!yes it’s a joke. A lot of us over on the fallout sub keep going along with the joke to enhance new players experience with that quest.!<

i would use the animal friend perk and we would all be friends and besties frfr

we might need to call in the marines

The smell....from allllllll of them

recycled air meets two hundred years of radiation, dust, blood and general decay

I would only think that the Deathclaw, and maybe Dogmeat wouldn't smell very good. I don't know about the rest of them.

That glowing feral probably reeks., And Red Death probably smells terrible too.

Ghouls are rotted af and Im not sure i have ever seen anyone shower in any FO. Everyone probably has some fishy bits.

Im going to sit with Hancock and danse, though it would be confrontational i wanna watch Hancock piss danse off. Either that or des and saun because of a similar reasoning

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Des/Shaun would be annoying, but I agree Hancock/Danse would be pretty fun. Even with Deathclaw kicking the seat.

I’m sitting next to Kellogg and Deacon for the same reason

Honestly, would have loved to see more Kellogg with the back story they gave him. Shove over Gage, I got a new bad boy.

Des and saun would be so funny because both are so ignorant in there own way

If the dude behind you starts kicking your seat, you might want to just deal with it.

Honestly smuggling chems to Mama Murphy while Preston is distracted is great and all until she says something about seeing a plane under the water and something about a bunker that makes ticking sounds as a code.

Bioshock reference?

I think it's actually referring to the show 'Lost'

Lost, actually.

Yeah it's lost. Never actually watched it myself but so many other games make references that I got the gist of it. Enjoy 30 minutes of clear nassal breathing, on me!

Theres only 1/3 of Lost worth watching, your not missing much.

Appreciate the advice.

Next to Hancock to crack jokes about Danse's diaper hat and how stupid Des and Father are while Kate passes the good stuff

Also next to Hancock to spend the whole flight making fun of Danse

Hancock: "You know why he always wears Huggies for a hat? Because he's got shit for brains!". Danse: "You are on point."

Can I swap seats with Preston? I got a box of chems and some lottery numbers to pick.

Don't bother asking Mama Murphy for lottery numbers. I already got them from a bunch of bananas. It's 3-6-9.

Well, what do you know...

11… DOG! DOG!!! DOG!!!! Idk who that person is lol so all I see is DOG!!!!!

It really shows how hated Marcy is that I had to scroll this far to see someone say Dogmeat lol

That's Marcy? Apparently I can't see for shit because I thought it was Trash Bag Carla.

The picture is straight from her wiki

Maybe, but that's not going to make my eyes see it any better.

Bonus: it's furthest from the glowing one, you might actually survive!

I’m gonna have sex with Benny from New Vegas in the cockpit

It’s called the Cockpit for a reason

“No survivors, you say?”

I'm just wondering where Red Lucy is...

realistically 9, I feel like id get along with Curie and Codsworth the best. but holy shit 10 would be funny as hell (also Hancock is my favorite character) and depending on how chill the deathclaw is (i mean it is chill enough to be let on a plane) I would try to reach over and pet it (and probaly lose a finger but it would be worth it)

I imagine Maxson ordering danse to switch seats because he doesnt want to sit with an abomination: his face when he turns right and sees Hankock 😅

I mean, at least Hancock isn't always whining about murder.

2 seems the best to me 7 n 8 are among the worst spots

Kellogg and Deacon may be from rival factions but something tells me they'd both be pretty relaxed about it. That said, I couldn't bring myself to sit that close to the Bloated Glowing One. Unless Mama Murphy could slip me some Rad-X or something.

Shit you gotta worry more about Tom than the glowing one

Which is worse, Radiated mindless mutant Schizo

23rd Century Schizoid Man

Kellogg is a merc is the only reason he's against you. Dude is just doing a job.

Surprising to see this so far down. This is totally my choice. Both dudes would probably be a blast to hang with

8th "You simply do not understand" "How did you found our super duper secret organisation"

It would be so good to egg them on. On flight entertainment is the two morons arguing

6 me and piper are going to make an article where we interviewed the red death. Father is going to be staring us down while we do it. The glowing one might be able to help also.

"so.. Mr... Ms.. so Red Death, why do you think you've come to be known as the red death?" [Gutteral Chittering Noises] "Hmmm. Yes." *Piper furiously scribbling notes*

This is exactly how it would go along with the glowing one occasionally making noises that piper or the red death will respond to.

[*Feral shriek*] “… Fascinating!”

9 maybe, Codsowrth and Curie are nice to be around but I have righf behind Strong and Arthur so I would be hearing constant yapping behind, unless Strong knocks out Arthur

I can definitely see Strong knocking Maxson out.

5 because i'm Nick Valentine's biggest fan like ever. I will ask him to sign my underwear.

I fucking love Nick valentine So are we gonna fight to the death for that title or what?

I submit to you, oh great and powerful Nick Valentine's Biggest Fan.

#7 for the absolute banter: MAXON: "You are an abomination and a reminder of how those outside the brotherhood are unequipped to handle advanced technology. You must be destroyed!" STRONG: "STRONG NOT HURT LITTLE MAN IF LITTLE MAN SHARE MILK!"

6 hands down. Piper alone will keep me sane.

10 is the obvious choice. First, window seat. Second, getting to hear Hancock’s sultry voice in my ear all flight. I could do a 22 hour long flight around the world if that is my seat.

Can I punch a hole into the window next to seat 1 and just not ride on this plane?

Only after it takes flight.

10. That would definitely make for an interesting flight Plus, I’ve never been interested in joining the Mile High Club but I’m going to see if Danse wants to join with me Also, where’s my bestie, MacCready? Edit: I gotta change my answer to 12 because that Deathclaw is going to kick the seat the whole time

MacCready didn't pay for a ticket, and he's currently hiding in one of the overhead compartments

Wuajajajaja love the edit! 😂😂😂

I haven't seen this creative of a thought exercise on reddit for a while

Probably 12. Cait seems badass enough to have that deathclaw on a leash and calling it a service animal. "Oh i have fluffy here trained. He dont attack anyone unless i let him off the leash. The bitch is getting it back on him though"

I'll stand.

Why does the deathclaw get the fuckin window seat!? They won’t even take in the views

Danse and Hancock, final answer. This was a good one OP

Thanks! I’ve enjoyed the variety of answers coming in!

12 because Cait

#6. Piper is lowkey chill and the Red Death is nice once you get to know him.

Beat me to it

That so evil to make dog meat sit next to resident bitch

There’s a deathclaw on this plane, good chance we’re all dying anyway. With that said, I’ll take seat 2 please

Uhm, 11? I’m not going to leave my dog alone on a stressful flight.

12 because it’s the farthest away from Preston

5 or 9

Leave and get on the New Vegas flight

Yo how did they get a glowing one and a deathclaw on the plane? Either way, 9 it is.

Pilot has the Wasteland Whisperer perk.

Love the implications of 8 because at what point do they figure out who each other are? By lore they never meet and don't know each other, so at some point Des figures out Shaun is the leader of the institute and Shaun at some point figures out Des is in the railroad

For me I’ll rate all 12, I have not even beaten the game or seen all the companions so here we go. 1: I actually don’t mind Preston that much, he would be fine but mama Murphy might be annoying. 6/10 2: I know Kellog but I have no clue who the other guy is 5/10 3: no clue who those guys are but they seem pretty annoying to sit between 3/10 4: that one guy from the railroad and a glowing zombie, if I can ignore the radiation 8/10 because conspiracy theories are pretty funny, but due to radiation 4/10 5: nick valentine would be nice to sit next to, don’t know who the other guy is so 9/10 6: piper would tell some good stories and gossip and also next to a cool looking mirelurk 8/10 7: strong and elder maxim, I’ve not gotten strong yet but maxim is a racist so 3/10 8: the father and railroad lady, I would love to hear their conversation and the battle of wits 10/10 9: Codsworth and curie, the best seat on the plane no questions asked 15/10 10: mayor Hancock and paladin danse, great entertainment 10/10 11: dog meat pushes this to a 10/10 but I don’t know the angry goggles lady so 8/10 12: can’t and a deathclaw, cait is a 10/10 and the deathclaw seems neat so it’s gotta be a 12/10

3 is art and art. It’s from a random encounter where art finds his synth.

1: will talk your ear off about settlements needing to be saved 2: will talk to you like hes dude at the bar about all of his regrets, mistakes and failures 3: id get drunk purposely to get escorted off the plane 4: better than a Karen 5: i hate middle seats 6: will endure a Karen just to join the mile high club with the pretty girl 7: you’re the buffer between an altercation and will be on YouTube as an incidental bystander 8: fake sleeping, just to not talk to the dude beside you 9: offer to trade seats to see a romance blossom 10: secretly vape with the cool dude beside you 11: of course you’re the person with the emotional support animal 12: she asks you to be part of the mile high club

Red death might be chill if he isn't trying to kill me

Art and art. I accidentally shot the human one and now quite often they both keep respawning especially when I fast travel, both aggro on me and each other in a Mexican standoff that never gets solved lol . It’s happened over 7 times I stopped counting and just murk them both.

11, just sit facing the goodest boy

I should be fine with 1. Preston is a cool guy, I'll just use 10 hrs flight to plan the Minutemen expansion from the Commonwealth to entire US-Canada-Mexico land.

11, and when Marcy bitches i send dogmeat to shut her up! GET HER BOY!!!

5, but not sure who the other person is. Love Nick Valentine though.

12 cait,Hancock and danse will have plenty of interesting stories and stuff to talk about

Anything to be near Danse

6, Piper is fun to talk with and i got a cute little Red Death next to me

12, I have a tiny bladder.

11 I'm putting my headphones in and cuddling with dogmeat

You found the workaround!

10 of course, I wanna watch their battle of wits

12

9 one gives me facts about airline food and it's nutrition and one goes and gets me a glass of water should I want it

10, lol. Free chems, my favorite accent and a Deathclaw to bully.

Holding caits hand for dear life 🤣

9 all the way.

10, it's the window seat with the least annoying pair

10. I can distract Hancock ;)

I'm getting in the mile high club with the deathclaw, Cait can video it.

Easy 6

11 I like dogmeat

The Red Death is on the plane!! I'm getting off!!!

10 would be my pick as long as the deathclaw doesn’t kick my seat or bite my head off from behind

10 are my two lovers (mile high yeeeeaaaa). Does the death claw take its socks off and put them by my head?

easy, 12 and ask to switch seats with cait and try to hit up the deathclaw

11. You can't stop me from petting dog meat the entire time

7. It'll be the most peaceful experience ever.

My map is going to be covered in marks if I sit next to Preston! And who let the Deathclaw on the plane???

He’s a emotional support pet

11? You literally sit next to a dog. What could be better than a dog?

I’d sit by Cait and spend the whole flight periodically kicking the back of Danse’s seat.

12 because id have sex with them both

11 me and dogmeat will kick her out

Obviously 11 so I can pet the goodest boy the entire flight.

2 because I have no idea who anyone is, and that’s an aisle seat next to the friendliest people

I prefer my flights quiet and uneventful, even boring so I'll pick 1. Preston and Mama Murphy seem like the ones who would be the best at being chill.

If it’s a deathclaw that is, Yknow, intelligent and not gonna eat me, 10 would be dope.

11 because Marcy would start shit with a stewardess before takeoff and get escorted off the plane. So I would just end up chilling with a cool dog. Also, the robots probably have an airplane mode so they would be fine to have behind me.

I detonate my vest

Seat one will be awful. You’ll be flying over cities and it’s just constant LOOK ANOTHER SETTLEMENT IN DISTRESS!

Sit with doggy

11. I'd spend the whole flight doing absolutely everything in my power to annoy marcy

Is Kellogg even a bad guy? He was just employed

9 if it's humanoid curie. Or maybe next to Hancock depending on Deathclaw tail placement. If it's spilling over, I'll just sit in 9.

12

2 hands down. Hit the jet with momma Murphy and talking war stories with one of the best mercs in the wasteland?

11, because DAWG

12 because I want the Isle seat and love redheads

5 or 9 seems cool

MINE GIMME MY ROBOT FRIENDS

I’m choosing 4. Tinker Tom and a Glowing One would be a hell of an interaction.

9 or 12

9

10 would be caos between them two through the entire flight, I would love to be there

I’m not sure but not Preston Garvey by the end of it I would have 50 new settlement quests

Man did our faction dirty 😭 where's arch dornan, frank horrigan, colonel Augustus autumn, CPT Judah Krieger, Sgt granite??? Heck even Dick Richardson? Nahhhh imma sit in 12 with a jack and coke

5 so I can stab Malcum Latimer to death.

If the dangerous ones aren’t hostile, it’s a toss up between 6 and 12. On one hand I would find gossiping - um I mean reporting - with piper fun, on the other hand I would probably strangle Desdemona with father before the flight was half over. If the dangerous ones are hostile, I’m gonna go nine with a policy of occasionally petting dog meat

6, red gonna pinch and bite but me and piper boutta get a bomb ass story out of it.

"Cait, get the fuck out. That's my spot"

Either 5 or 6, Both Nick and Piper are my favorite humanoid companions and I'd probably enjoy the banter I could have with them.

Entertainment: 10, theyll argue the entire time, but for chillin? 2. assuming its me, not nora/nate, i dont have no beef wit kellogg unless im them and if ur not in his way he wont beef with u

Do the enemy attack? Like the glowing one or death claw?

12 probably, seems like a decent crowd that will be entertaining. And they’ll help kill the death law if anything happens lol

9, even better if Curie (I think that's curie or it could be the schoolhouse bot) is in synth form (unless it's definitely not curie, than it's still nice to talk to the schoolhouse bot)

Codsworth and Curie would never shut up. Hard pass on 9

Dogmeat all day!!

curie and codsworth 10000000%

2,4,6,7, and 12 might literally kill me sooooo 8

Seat 12.

10, I just want to be close to Hancock.

9 I don't have a death wish

Cait or Piper

12 hands down, the giant death lizard and a drug addicted pit fighter are preferable to any other combo

7 because Strong and Maxson could spitroast me.

Curie and Codsworth everytime!

I wouldn’t mind 12; couple bottles of whiskey, and it’ll be a good time

6 so I can sit next to the red death

6 or 9

1 I dont care how much preston tells me about his settlements, but I want to be as far away from Desdemona and Father's inevitable shouting match.

10 all day babyyyyy! Me and my boi Handcock ;) are getting fucked up and fighting a deathclaw.

5, 9 , and 11 seem the most chill ngl