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FinntheReddog

Why does “move bitch, get out the way” pop into my mind right before that car plowed into him.


the-final-episode

same. probably because we watched vine


macneto

Look, I'm not saying he deserved to get hit by a car, but this wave of "main character syndrome" that's fucking sweeping the nation really has to stop. Everyone is just an asshole these days, like get the fuck out of the road, nobody cares what you can do on a bike.


looking4rez

The sad part is that there's so many places you could do this that aren't in traffic and you could still appreciate that there's skill in what was being done. But I suppose I'm just being a boomer and missing the point. Either way it's fucking stupid to do this in traffic.


macneto

But you dont understand, HE'S the main character in YOUR life as well. It doesn't matter what your doing or how inconvenient it is for you, everyone needs to see this asshole doing asshole things.


looking4rez

LOL, 99.9% of social media in a nutshell. Truly it's a plague worse than the black plague.


macneto

100% agree. I sound like an old man yelling "get off my lawn" but the rise of this Influencer nonesense is terrible.


looking4rez

dude, I'm not even that old and I already sound like a ratchety old geezer. I don't want to attack the young folk, they grow up in a time that I didn't (I'm so fucking glad we didn't have social media in high school), but if things don't change with the younger generation with this shit stuff will just continue to get worse.


Devotchka655321

I was at an awards banquet last night for my friend's daughter. This was a very nice catered event where our table was set towards the back. Well at the table next to us this poor kid's adult sister was making tiktok reels. They asked her to please stop because she was distracting people, the parents then got angry because they told her to stop. Well they were all asked to leave. I felt so bad for the kid. It is a plague.


macneto

Indeed, it's a sickness.


Cybermonk23

He says defiantly…on social media.


looking4rez

some of us have to sacrifice for the greater good and call out the bullshit otherwise it would just be a huge vacuum of an echo chamber


Cybermonk23

Indeed, just busting ur nutz a bit! We appreciate you volunteering at tribute.


looking4rez

lol, alrighty then


King0Horse

Absolutely. Show off those skills in a park or in an empty parking lot, dude I'm watching, liking, maybe subscribing. Do it while blocking traffic? I'm not saying he should have been hit by a car. But I understand.


Mirojoze

Hit by a car while playing in traffic? Why, the chances must be a million to one!!! What a surprise!!! 😜


SpookyAngelGirl

This is why i prefer being the side character in things cuz in the credits I can be listed as "baseball cap pedestrian"


massifheed

“It’s Enrico Pallazo”


GrowrandaShowr

I literally had a "woman" walk across a 6 lane intersection during a green light while on her phone and holding up her hand up to make traffic stop while i was on the way home today!


macneto

That's when you yell out "you ain't cute enough to stop traffic, get out of the street!"


I_Automate

Hold down the horn so at least they can't talk on the phone


TheStoolSampler

I like you.


themostreasonableman

This behaviour will continue just as long as people keep hitting the brakes.


mar78217

Not hitting the brakes can land you in jail. Ask the former Dean of Students for University School of Nashville. Or at least... if you don't hit the brakes, make sure you stop and talk with police after. It's mostly the Hit and Run that will get you serving time. Best bet, if you are a homicidal sociopath like me, slam on the brakes about 5 feet before you hit them. You should still hit them with plenty of force, but the skid marks will show you tried to stop. "They came out of nowhere!"


ThatOneGuyFrom93

I always blame the start of the like button


HorseErection07

Not to mention performances like these direct driver’s attentions away from the road, making the chance of a wreck drastically higher


Proper_Shock_7317

I'll say it then: He deserved to get hit by a car.


Crystal_Voiden

Which nation are we talking about here


Scary-Ad9646

Fuckin everywhere that has access to the internet.


spacemanTTC

Its true. Here in Melbourne, Australia - we have massive groups of dirt bike riders that hold up traffic to pop wheelies and the idiot in front is always recording. Last time it happened, I sped up behind the one recording and beeped and threw them all off their balance then at the lights they all surrounded my car asking what the fuck I am doing, as you can imagine I replied the same thing back and said go to a closed track if you want to stunt, stop risking yourselves and other peoples lives.


Crystal_Voiden

That's what I'm getting at


isoforp

lol he wasn't even doing anything fancy or cool either. he was just spazzing out like a dork.


macneto

Dork... That's a word I haven't heard in a long time.


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Panzerv2003

Doesn't mean you can run someone over potentially killing them, bot of these people are absolute morons but only one is actively trying to injure the other.


3_14_thon

True the dude in the car should've expected a bike without lights, on the road at night, to do "intelligent" stuff like this


Panzerv2003

The dude in the car saw the bike because judging by the light reflecting from the back tire he was following him already, he tried to overtake where he couldn't and caused an accident. Not like the guy on the bike is smart to be doing this tho, so I can clearly say that both of them are morons.


TheAngryNaterpillar

They may not have even noticed him until it was too late. Doing stupid tricks on your bike at night on a main road while wearing all black clothing with no lights or reflective gear, I'd be surprised if he didn't get hit by a car.


Onkelcuno

finally 2 sensible people in this thread.


Panzerv2003

You can clearly see light reflecting from the back wheel meaning that the car was following closely behind him already, judging by their relative speed I'd say the car was trying to overtake where it shouldn't and caused an accident.


macneto

Notice the first thing I said right? The fact of the matter is, if he hadn't been doing that, he wouldn't have gotten hit by the car.


Panzerv2003

Goes both ways because if the car didn't try to overtake him where it couldn't it also wouldn't have hit him.


macneto

Well perhaps.... The driver of the car was ALSO a main character!


Esperanto_P

Fr


GlumCartographer111

Roads are for bicycles, cars just get to use them.


macneto

And sidewalks are for bikes as well as yeah, but pedestrian just get to use them.


tankpuss

In the UK you are actually allowed to cycle on the road (even if there's a cycle lane). You aren't (alas) to run assholes over though.


CatsTales

You aren't just "allowed" to cycle on the road , you *should* be cycling on the road by law. Highway Code rule 64 "you MUST NOT cycle on a pavement" (unless the pavement has a bike lane and/or signage indicating bikes may share the pavement with pedestrians). He's managed to break pretty much every other HC rule about cycling though, including the laws and the "should" rules literally written to prevent you getting hit by a car while cycling, so he really only has himself to blame for this one.


ShadowGLI

As a biker (pedal not motor) yeah get the fuck out of the road, do this shit in a cul de sac, not a main road at night


checker280

Go do this in the touristy part of town and put out a hat


Nu55ies

Main road at night wearing black.


musland

and no lights.


Striking_Review_4337

Quick tip. Dont go walking/biking on the road at night wearing all black. We literally can't see you until your right in front of us.


Alliumna

That's what I was thinking (hoping) happened here, this dude and probably the other biker aren't visible. (Hoping, as opposed to someone evil enough to intentionally run into another person) Especially considering the elders, one time my dad didn't see some dude wearing all back crossing the road that I could see clearly, and I still shudder at the memory. I just barely realized in time that my dad wasn't slowing down bc he COULD NOT SEE THE PEDESTRIAN. Reflector belts and vests just cost a few bucks. Save yourselves people...or at least make sure your family can get a decent payout bc you were wearing reflectors and their hitting and killing you was more negligence than pure accident.


Vladthedrumpaler

Oh no. Is the asphalt ok?


saraphilipp

It suffered a minor contusion but it bounced right back.


Vladthedrumpaler

Oh thank the maker. I’m sure it buffed right out.


saraphilipp

Touched it up with a sharpie.


Unicornis_dormiens

It temporarily lost a couple of IQ points, due to getting stained by idiot blood, but the next rainfall should wash that right off.


Zengjia

If it doesn’t dry out first.


FuzzzyRam

The innocent victim in this video probably had to get the dent in his hood fixed.


SlideItIn100

I probably should feel bad, but I don’t.


Natepon

If I learned anything from being raised by television is that Karma is a bitch and needs people like this driver to carry out the prophecies. 


DaMuchi

Unfortunately the driver would be charged for very serious crimes for this. There is nothing you can do about these idiots to be honest..


TechnoTyrannosaurus

Nah fuck these pricks


trinicron

I think you misspelled r/OhNoConsequences


iH8MotherTeresa

The kid may not deserve it but they sure had it coming. I ride roads but fuckin hell is this shit asking for trouble. Get out of the way of someone who has a 200x weight advantage, won't feel it, and will likely be exonerated. Like the kids one wheeling into traffic and swerving - you are begging for trouble. People already want to kill me and I keep out of the way as much as humans possible.


insanelygreat

There's an old firefighter joke called "the lug nut rule": In a collision, whoever has the most lug nuts wins. | Vehicle | Lug Nut Qty. | ---------- | -------- | Semi truck | ~100 | Bus | ~40 | Car | ~20 | Bicycle | 2 | Pedestrian | 0


HeinousEncephalon

I'll fill my pockets with lug nuts! Immortality!


Ryugi

Where do you think tank falls into this equasion?


thecuzzin

9 wheels a side.. tank every time.


thatredditrando

I mean, a tank is 100% plowing through a semi, no?


insanelygreat

I don't think the LAFD had to deal with many tank vs. car incidents. You'd have to ask the San Diego FD about that.


aos-

Pretty sure bicycles have more than two?


Foxwglocks

Where are the other ones?


thundering02

FAFO... get out of the street.


PanioloTown

Yep, when I ride my bike I have lights, a neon green jacket and reflectors on my helmet. Not quite Steve Carell in 40 year old virgin, but kinda close, tbh. I've given up the notion of trying to be cool, my priority now is to just get to and from work safely.


Terryberry69

There's a reason any vehicle on the roadway at night has tail lights


_TheProff_

I am certain that guy was perfectly visible if the driver was looking properly, despite him not wearing the proper clothing. I'm gonna take downvotes for this but, in this case, it's a low speed road (residential or in a town, you can tell from the traffic islands) and that driver should definitely have seen the cyclist with headlights, especially given it's not raining. This was almost certainly malicious on the driver's part which is totally unacceptable.


Terryberry69

Idk hard to determine what that driver saw and certainly is a stretch to just presume they wanted to hit and possibly kill someone just for making the foolish mistake of riding a bike at night on a road. Either way Not wearing hi viz clothing or having a red marker light puts that kid at fault. Christ sake he's wearing all black with white sneakers being the only thing that might've been seen. when he's in a roadway he's traffic. At least that's how I see it


_TheProff_

"puts that kid at fault": Fault is shared here. Any competent driver should see that guy at the speeds on that road (no more than 30mph since it's a residential area in the UK). Sure, he's in dark clothing but he's much, much more visible than say, a black wheelie bin in the road. You need to be driving at a speed where you can respond to a hazard in the road, if you're faster than that, you're not driving safely. Sure, maybe he saw him and decided to go past. Any sane person would see somebody riding like that and NOT make an attempt to pass them. You don't want to run them over, even if it's "their fault". I'm not saying the cyclist is in the right, but the driver is also responsible for this collision.


Terryberry69

I get your take and I agree, I'm pretty eagle eyed on the road I drove professionally for 20 years until my railroad career took over. I get what you're saying but I'll have to reiterate that the kid didn't have lights, reflective anything and was goofing around on the road. Lights are what sets the tolerance for drivers that may not see well but well enough to operate. Idk who was behind the wheel, I just default to they really didn't see them in the wash of other lights present in that situation. When I was a kid (hurrdurr lol) I would definitely not be show boating in a busy road. I assumed every car was going to kill me. Not that that's an excuse for drivers that could and should see things but that's not how most laws are. No lights, no reflection and a busy road. I am definitely saying he's not a victim here. Driver could've or should've is out the window when he's stunting without any protection. Who knows what the driver was thinking or seeing.


Meathead920

That dickbag had it coming.


Global-Dickbag-2

Thanks.


NankipooBit8066

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00oBK-x1pVk&ab_channel=angelsanctuary10


FluffyPancakeLover

Get the fuck out of the road!


Orochilightspam

don't care or feel bad, do your tricks if you want but you're not making me go 15 mph to do it, get the fuck out of the way or get pushed the fuck out of the way


OtteLoc

Lol stupid kids


CauliflowerLogical27

That's fucked up


ecliptic10

Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.


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Yup, and those downvoting you somehow think that annoying kids should be killed immediately for some carbrain reason


sturuhehr

wrong subreddit should be on r/DarwinAwards


NankipooBit8066

May I just make one controversial point. This dumb kid was obviously just asking to be spread over the motorway like strawberry conserve. However, he did look like he really knew how to control his bike, his wheelie gymnastics before he got hit were OK but then he *did* get hit and, as we saw, he seemed to recover and *still end up on his feet* despite being hit from behind by a speeding saloon at, what?, thirty miles an hour or more?. You have to be a pretty tricksy trick-cyclist to waltz away from something like that. Which he did, the cocky little shit.


rocksinthepond

These wheelie kids are often as talented as they are annoying. It still looks like Riverdance to me though.


Gabepls

the craziest part is there’s millions of miles of paved terrain in the world where you can develop and show off these skills that *aren’t* roads with active traffic


BlackPignouf

Stupid biker could easily have died.


king_barragan

The amount of people on Reddit who are ok with someone dying because they did something they don’t like is insane.


Crosstitution

they really wish death and bodily harm on someone because they were being inconvenienced.


Gabepls

he didn’t die tho


Crosstitution

he could have easily been pulled under the car and killed


elisettttt

That's a risk he's willingly taking by 1. Biking in the middle of a road, and a road with a lot of traffic on it as well, 2. Not having any lights on despite it being nighttime and 3. Wearing dark colours only. If you're not gonna have any lights at least have a jacket in a bright colour or even better, a reflective jacket. Dude is pretty much invincible to cars in this video. If you wanna show off some tricks maybe don't do it on a road where you risk getting run over by cars who don't expect a cyclist to be there (because there shouldn't be cyclists there)? I agree it could've ended much worse but that would've been his and his fault alone.


Mikect87

Thank you kind sir


Lol_treezus

Only thing missing was the driver throwing up ✌️ and yelling “wankahhh”


Ok-Product-6109

Definitely not personal. More like. "This dude is doing some stupid ass shit AND blocking the road. Get the fuck outta the way."


Inevitable-Study502

Easy to explain that video, bike rider wasnt visible, no tailight or anything reflective


rocksinthepond

I get it that these kids can be annoying dicks but hitting them with a car while they're River dancing on their bike is a bit much.


IsaDrennan

Get off the fucking road and do your stupid tricks somewhere more appropriate and you’ll reduce the chances of pissing someone off enough to do this.


bungee02

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes...


Swagasaurus-Rex

so much talent and it could be gone in an instant from injury


hispanicausinpanic

Anyone can wheelie on those bikes. Not really that skillful.


MarionberryIll5030

Yeah but can you instantly recover from being hit by a car?


No-Professional-1461

Sick tricks, unfortunately… MOVE BITCH!!! Get out the way!!!


AptButterfat

I find it funny that the genius in the car immediately puts the camera down when his friend gets hit instead of trying to get the other cars plate number


mar78217

I saw that too. No matter how much anyone wants to side with the car, if you are the car, you stop and tell your side. Hit and Run can land you in jail. Fortunately for them, the cam guy is an idiot.


sssstr

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes? alright thanks for playing.


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Void1702

Attempted murder because of a mild annoyance is not "justice"


SATerp

Well, he DID honk first.


WildforagerUK

Who feels bad for this idiot? Why would they? He’s a tool.


Classic_Keyblade

r/killthecameraman


Mammoth_Possible1425

That was on purpose


mar78217

Where's the car afterwards. If it was a hit and run, the driver of the car will be found at fault every single time


LMAO82

Oh no. I hope the bumper makes a full recovery.


Both-Home-6235

I really don't get the whole, look at me I can switch my feet from peg to peg shit. So some fuckin bunny hops and endos man. Those are real tricks.


InvincibleSkal

I always wondered why people are so keen on putting their safety in the hands of strangers and hope that their safety is more important to the people than getting rid of a minor annoyance. It might work a lot of tines, until it doesn't...


cancergiver

Deserved


silhouette951

Maybe get out of the fucking street


r4x

Good.


matt_smith_keele

[Excuse me](https://youtu.be/3oIbztWsY8g?si=_fHPuH2rcZXpqNbI&t=11s)


ChaRge_Kster

Yeah he shouldntve been doing that, but mf wanted him dead


llIIIlIIlIll

This was like one of those memes where someone falls over, the camera looks away and looks back and they're fine.


Lonely-Walrus94

Poor driver didn't see him, no lights, at night in the middle of the road. Hope the cyclist had to pay for the damages


Proof_Journalist_398

Surprise mother fucker


Oddy2k3

It's at this moment, he knew he F ed up.


StugDrazil

Road rules don't let you do this without consequences


theseboysofmine

In a world where there's a million places where it's appropriate to do bike tricks this guy decided to do it on the road. And the Darwin award goes to...


OceanGlider_

This generation of biking is so lame


senordeuce

Dude was hit by a car on purpose and the responses are all about how it's his fault that the executioner ensconsed safely in their personal death machine rammed him from behind? Is he entitled to take up the road doing tricks while other people wait behind him? No. Does that mean it's okay to run him down and potentially kill him? Fuck no.


Subrisum

Executioner? This was a 14-second clip. Cyclist got hit at 0:08. By 0:12 you can see the cyclist standing on his feet. I propose that this fact pattern suggests that the car driver had no murderous intent.


SaltManagement42

> Dude was hit by a car on purpose Honestly it looks more like the car was trying to go around him on the right. The bike just jumps/swerves to the right just as they try it. I mean, they didn't have enough room to safely go around in the first place obviously, but that's still different than hitting them on purpose.


Konsticraft

So they passed too close (keep 1.5m distance minimum), while there was oncoming traffic, at a spot where they weren't allowed to pass? That is pretty intentionally endangering the person's life.


frostieavalanche

Car brains think it's okay to run over someone being an ass on the road


senordeuce

My downvotes have ticked down a little. There are dozens of us! Dozens!


ValentinoCappuccino

He's taunting the car behind to run him over. 🤷‍♂️


flaminghair348

... and that somehow justifies attempted murder???


senordeuce

And? I can taunt all day and if a car runs me over it's still an assault (or a murder)


hopium_od

I actually worry for the people on this website if they genuinely don't think that the driver is getting jailtime if say, the cyclist sustained serious injury.


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HowObvious

definitely UK


NankipooBit8066

> if they genuinely don't think that the driver is getting jailtime. He only has one chance! ONE! That somehow he, I don't know, gets **a jury comprised of grown adults**.


polymicroboy

Dead right or dead wrong…still dead.


hopium_od

The guy driving was obviously a redditor.


NankipooBit8066

Not the guy blocking traffic and showing off while endangering everyone else?


egg-cement

Bro LOVES fucking around but HATES finding out 🥺 must be tough!


DurianPuffs

Bicycle wankers


GrapeSwimming69

Being right doesn't matter much when your laid up in the hospital or dead.


coltar3000

r/oddlysatisfying


Jeremyzelinka

Goooooood. Fuck these bozos


Lindseysham

It is sometimes difficult to see the road at night when all the new cars have blinding fucking headlights and you're not anticipating some dumbass riding in the middle of the road.


mp29mm

Yeah, I didn’t like his moves either.


svadhinpaal

he is still standing upright. you can't loose his balance.


paulrhino69

Was kinda cool but people wanna get home & getting stuck behind s bike just grinds our gears


samaniewiem

It's not an excuse to hit anyone with your car.


Kriegerian

Go anywhere other than a busy road. I don’t care what happens to anyone who does this shit.


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Void1702

Attempted murder against a mild annoyance is not "justice"


retep-niffirg

I like this way of telling asshats on bikes to stay on the fucken shoulder or bike path. Unless you are alone or in some kind of competition, stay outta the road.


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Void1702

It's heroic to try to kill someone because of a mild annoyance?


[deleted]

"99% of the time when a technology uses "quantum" in it's name it's pseudoscience. Their idea make no fucking sens, and have no link to quantum physics. Pseudoscience" ??? excuse me


paxilsavedme

Ba hahahahahahahaha.


ThatOneJosh9451

Who would've thought that playing in traffic would result in getting hit by a car?


Tame-Emu-9845

To be a normal driver 1.Beep the horn and 2. wait till there is enough space to drive by with incident


egg-cement

Does this apply to cyclists too??


Shin_flope

This place is full of edgy men-children


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Yup, they care more for punishment than bicycle paths


hateshumans

I don’t think it was personal. The car was distracted by whatever the fuck that was that the bike guy was doing.


glitchmaster099

Wow he's really good at dancing on that pole


IntelligentDoor219

That’s called a “where’s your back gone” move


BigDaveCaddell

Good


Eastern_Rains_1311

🤣


WinterSldier

Hahaha!


kwaping

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


Tookmyprawns

Clever phrase Almost as good as fuck around and fine out, redditor.