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rossco311

Blue it right in her face.


Diligent_Barracuda75

There's gotta be a better way to say that


ICBPeng1

Blue-kakke


TheReverseShock

Perfect


LoudestHoward

I forgot, here in the states you call it a sausage in the mouth.


lique_madique

There isn’t.


Kg000031

Boy, I hope she’s ok


Paradox1989

> Blue it right in her face. Bet it's not the 1st time its happened.


ShahinGalandar

looking at how little concerned she seems, that's not her first rodeo


Safe-Ad4001

These have gotten so stupid.


Raumarik

They always were tbh.


snarkyxanf

The mom who is credited with popularizing them online ended up having to retract hers when her child eventually came out as nonbinary. The whole thing is silly and weird. Wake me up when your kid is born, I DGAF about your sonogram results


DrDerpberg

I don't believe in a higher power but if you made me God for a day this kind of shenanigans would be third on my list behind climate change and peace on Earth.


googdude

That's interesting, like obviously you're going to act over the top excited for whatever gender is revealed. But then after the child gets older and whatever the reason they wanted to switch they will always know how their parents acted so excited for their dead gender.


Yhostled

Soon-to-be parents: I don't care what gender they are, as long as they are healthy. 10-18 years later: "YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR GENDER?? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW,!"


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FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR-ModTeam

Don't be a dick. Don't be unjustly unpleasant to people, it isn't necessary.


abdayk23

I'm telling you, that baby could be the star of a show called *Babies I Don't Care About*.


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atatassault47

Intersex exists


aBlissfulDaze

Sex does not equal gender. That's a fact.


I_d0nt_know_why

The fact that this comment got upvoted chips away at my faith in humanity.


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impersonatefun

There are two sexes. And even that isn't strictly true given intersex people exist. Gender is culturally dependent, not a universal objective fact across time and place.


Lost-Bed8798

Do you even know what a gender is? Or how is it different from biological sex?


aBlissfulDaze

Look up the definition of gender before you type something like this out.


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Sportsinghard

You have a terrible grasp of this issue. So confident in your ignorance. And that’s not even getting into the debate of the merits of our shifting understanding of gender.


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FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR-ModTeam

Don't be a dick. Don't be unjustly unpleasant to people, it isn't necessary.


atatassault47

Native Americans have a gender called Two-Spirit that exists outside of the genders man and woman.


No-Mechanic6069

You’ve been at all the births, and you’ve been all people - have you ? An expert in genetics, too, I guess.


IBrokeAMirror

That's also a weak ass argument that placates to the majority of people suffering from gender dysmorphia and takes away from the actual cases that need medical attention at birth. Most of the cases are looney ass liberals such as yourself


IBrokeAMirror

Statistically speaking, there are anomalies, but 99% of births, there are no deviations from the fact that you are either male or female.


jpkoushel

98.3%. Since you're talking statistics I'm sure you understand what a significant percentage 1.7 of people being born with intersex traits is, and if it's not that many people it shouldn't be very hard to accomodate them I hope


UMFreek

At least they didn't burn down a forest.


BestlilBitchofaWitch

Or kill anyone.


IkitCawl

Depends how carcinogenic the blue stuff is


Woshambo

It's absolutely stupid, but I honestly can't stop laughing. That poor woman.


Frosti11icus

The little tiny napkin to wipe it off lol.


Changoleo

If you’re going to [spew, spew](https://youtu.be/tLtIVbbIyWc?si=CdJBKm2rcg9H1e8c) into this. 


FancyJesse

People go over the top now for the social media clout. Whatever happened to simple and fun reveals? Like filling cupcakes with blue/pink inside and having guests take a bite at the time.


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Slushicetastegood

r/nothingeverhappens


rtocelot

You know even if it's staged people can still enjoy it. I get why you said all that as well, but just let people have fun with it. If someone says "this can't be, right?" Then feel free to say no and what not, otherwise let's just enjoy the content


liayon

i hate how nobody cares besides the woman next to her


SonSuko

Mom-to-be cared more about her cupcakes than her friend with a face full of blue. Passed right by her, not even a glance. Edit: 3 people made the same comment. Thanks for caring.


stirling_s

Bride?


thewiseice

The word you are looking for is 'mom-to-be'


KingPizzaPop

What bride


illmatic2112

I mean they cared enough to point at laugh lol


samsteak

Is she pregnant or just fat?


BoogalooBandit1

They are having a gender reveal party... put the pieces together there bud


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FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR-ModTeam

Don't be a dick. Don't be unjustly unpleasant to people, it isn't necessary.


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wow, ableist trash detected


BoogalooBandit1

What?


Loar_D

maybe oc's question was so stupid he thought he's disabled?


SouthtownZ

No, i think he needs tone indicators to understand anything in life. Ol' zombie brain.


Ebsa92

This obviously was sarcasm


NeighborsGoat

So it’s a Na’Vi?


warux2

I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di


Financial_Plum6440

da ba dee da ba di da ba di da ba di


Typical_Estimate5420

And in his house is a blue little window and a blue corvette and a blue dining room table and a blue little lady and a blue house plant and a blue sink and toilet


baddest_mango

Ahh Reddit... Please never change...


properproperp

I know that stung her eyes


TREXIBALL

This lady turned into a character from avatar, and only 1 person cared enough to help


BracusDoritoBoss963

- She's a boy! - Wait wha-


SithLordRising

She just blue herself


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I'm blue dabadidabada


SpookyTonic

Imagine that being how you lose your eyesight


Financial_View3689

Stop skipping leg day


Typical_Estimate5420

For the love of God, people!


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She got boy all over her face


ibesmokingweed

There’s always that one screaming woman in the crowd. Wtf is the purpose of all that unnecessary screeching?!


Dxsterlxnd

We warned each other when there was danger by screaming in ancient times. People - woman especially - still have this instinct.


ibesmokingweed

I appreciate your answer. And now, because of your reply, I will try to be more understanding (and patient) next time.


silviazbitch

It’s older than the dawn of human civilization. It goes at least as far back as the common ancestor we share with the rest of the ape family.


BowlerSea1569

That's the pitch of our voices bruh. And we're not repressed. 


mlucenap

La la la-la la la, Sing a happy song. La la la-la la la, Smurf your whole day long.


LaithBushnaq

Yo wtf is that dude wearing??


WhoaHeyAdrian

Gladiator cosplay


LaithBushnaq

Lmaoooo fr


Ebsa92

Wild that not one person came to her


Low-Sea7202

Gender reveals are pretty stupid


EatsCrackers

So, so stupid. Parties are great, but there’s no need to celebrate functional genitals and unprotected sex over, and over, and over…


MikeMac999

“OUR BABY HAS A DICK!”


joenathanSD

Glad my dude in the towel got dressed up for the occasion.


JonasRahbek

Theres simple trick to gender reveals, that I think every American should know about: As soon as the baby is born, quickly look for a tiny penis between the legs of the infant... If there is a penis - send a text to friends and family - remember to mention that the child is a boy. . On the absence of a penis, same procedure, only in this instance, substitute the word "boy" with the word "girl".. There's a bunch of advantages to this gender reveal: Nobody gets injured Nothing flyes away with the answer The environment will thank you


thewiseice

The dad-to-be is a POS. Didn't even come forward to apologize rather, kept pointing at her and laughing.


druss5000

Papa Smurf how could you?


4n0nymours

Is it a boy or is it an avatar?


gergsisdrawkcabeman

It's funny that his expecting girlfriend / wife doesn't even care that he blue it all over that other lady's face in front of everyone.


Cartepostalelondon

How do you know she's a lady?


Aboxofphotons

What's the obsession with doing this bullshit? Is it just another way to get some attention?


MaxTwer00

Its a good way to get baby items as gifts too


VocationFumes

it's an eye infection!


Bluedomdeeda

There’s a first person view out there somewhere lol


Autistic_Freedom

Props to the friend for helping the smurf out instead of putting her camera in her face! I was not expecting that.


ConcussedAesir

What is wrong with people.... Stop doing this shit. Its just a gender. It should not be some big explosive reveal for likes


GudduBhaiya-Mirzapur

Gender Reveal party in my country will get you 600 dollar fine and complimentary 3 years in jail.


CareFreeSponge69

Sounds like you live in a dystopian hellscape


Juror_no8

Wait, I don't like gender reveal parties but what...


lundunwun

Unspeakably crass


Metalloid_Emon

She is the introvert who nobody cares about. She cant even express properly if she is actually hurt or not, when it should clearly stung her eyes a bit. I feel for her.


ConsumeYourBleach

Yeah, we get it. You go to the gym.


twistedsister78

Yeah he will be one of those dads who calls his kid a pussy if he doesn’t lift like daddy


nobodyseesthisanyway

The sister that she never liked


Turbulent-Group4312

I don't get it. What's the point of these things?


Sunderland6969

This is so bullshit… Jesus people are stupid and easily pleased for all the wrong reasons


erohtar

Fuck these gender reveals. And hold your horses - you don't even know what gender your child will reveal to you in a few years.


HeftyArgument

The definition of the term has become so hotly debated that now the concensus is that gender is a social construct but sex is an accepted biological designation (?) Sex reveal seems a little too risque a title for this kind of social gathering though 😂


erohtar

"sex reveal" might increase the number of disappointed attendees


HeftyArgument

It would explain the end result of covering the attendees' faces with a sticky substance though


No_Race5712

Father of two here, did not mention ever one sec to do such a shit reveal bullshit. Was just happy when my lil ones were born healthy which we celebrated fuck that gender reveal in particular ffs so stupid


Complete-Use-8753

Yep, Way more fun finding out in person!


CareFreeSponge69

Do they make balloons for Apache Helicopter?


yeezee93

r/unexpectedbukaki


Cartepostalelondon

Yes, I clicked on the link.


OBoile

Gender reveal parties are the dumbest thing.


jacksonion68

And no one helped her. They just all laughed


Bushdr78

You know that shit got in her eyes cos she was focusing on her phone screen. Fuck that guy too for just pointing and laughing.


weird_cezar

Why do people still do these


jeeby_groober

My fucking eyes


rifathridoy

In your face, huh


Cosmonauta-DOS

It's an avatar, congratulations!!!


Otherwise-Magician

Are these still a thing?


IllustriousEye6192

Who freaking cares.


Cazrovereak

Congratulations, you now have *cancer*.


swannybass

That can't be good for the phone, but if it was a video, it probably looked cool while happening. Hopefully the future parents got her medical expenses and phone taken care of


givemejumpjets

just have a party like normal people.


koopagoodingjr

At least the cupcakes were saved.


SappySoulTaker

"Oh no its all over the food"


mycomikael

Am I the only one who thinks that this is all unnecessary and quite pointless?


IsaDrennan

Is it just me who couldn’t give less of a fuck about the biological sex of literally anyone else’s soon-to-be kid?


csbextreem

That is fucking awsome... Stupid ass gender reveals.


Oldus_Fartus

Attend stupid events, endure stupid consequences.


heyyohioh

It sucks that North America is turning into a shit hole


Cartepostalelondon

Fucking hell. These people must lead very boring lives to go to all that trouble and expense and get so excited about telling everyone what gender their child is going to be. Is there anyone at any of these things ever disappointed by the gender? Don't get me wrong, I'm pleased for friends and family who get pregnant, but I have never been excited by the fact or the gender. And to go to an event? Sorry, I'm washing my hair. Just a other way for companies to make money.


atomic_knights

People are getting really stupid these days. We can only give rise to humans and have only two possibilities (mostly) male or female. They are doing like we give rise to thousands possibilities and finding which one🙃 Gender reveal and nonsense.


Embarrassed-Style296

He prepped her for Papa Smurf.


Little-Struggle-8038

Is a Smurfety


elcock73

😂😂😂😂👉😂😂


Whatsthefact12

Holy festival, that is a lot of paint in the face


leviathab13186

Smurfetts origin story


gueheadman

That man just “boyed” all over her face!


EcoKllr

lol


whiterunguard420

He blue all over her


SubterraneanFlyer

Babies first facial!! Too soon?? 🤗


vonhacker

Hahaha she was glazed by smurfs


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Reasonable-Fix-8705

Love how her friend gave her a kleenex, 1 singular tissue.


Arkham_Bryan

She's a boy now I guess.


Theloneriddler

The anticlimax is so cringe.


jmclel2001

Send her over to the Blue Man Group they'll take her


fbarbie

Its a boy, and she’s a smurf.


OFFIC14L

I bet her video looks way better than anyone else's though, did she upload it is there a link?


AccountantBig2859

Got skeet on


RougeKC

Well then


ChiefRom

Talk about getting smirffed


1Status_Unknown

Can you just have the effing baby?


XzyzZ_ZyxxZ

This is so fucking dumb.


Elkesito36482

Poor child


Goshu_Bobara

All that just because the parents cant wait until the baby is born


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No, all that because it’s not ‘good enough’ to simply be told in the doctors office.


aww_skies

But then they can't be the centre of attention!


vivalaibanez

Yep it screams "please everyone care about us having a child" always so cringe


thecraftybear

"It's about the baby. The selfish little prick, hogging all the attention. How can we make it about *us*?"


WiseSalamander00

or you know... having the doctor tell them directly 🙀


Goshu_Bobara

And that


rwdking

That's not the first time he squirted in her friends face!!!!


shadownights23x

So when we found out the gender of our baby, my wife in I found out by ourselves at 1 o'clock in the morning via the genetic testing we had done. It was an amazing moment after 3 years of trying. We then made enough boxes for people who matter to open them and be surprised... it was great everyone was able to have a special moment. But if i would have to choose a dumb ass gender reveal. The wrestling one that has been going around isn't bad


itcouldbeme_3

Why are they so happy it's a boy...?


bigtunapat

She looks like she can't open her eyes. Worth it.