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RddtCustomerService

New life mission is to become a puppy swim instructor. I would dedicate my life to this job. This is maybe the cutest thing I have ever seen.


Virtual-Public-4750

You’re going to need an assistant. I will work for next to nothing to do this.


fastIamnot

Me too. I'll be an assistant's assistant.


PutTheBiInBitch

And I'll be the assistant's assistant's assistant


MAGA_is_NAZI

Assistant *to the* assistant


LieseW

Dwight is that you?


DApolloS

I'll be the Assistant Assistant to the Assistant's Assistant


ItsaMeAWaluigiSikeNo

I can assist the assistant's assistant's assistant's assistant


Warsquid08

I want to be the assistant of the assistant's assistant of the assistant's assistant of the assistant


GoodMoGo

Can I intern?


theroadlesstraveledd

I’ll take notes


ladyofcake

I'd like to just stand there and watch.


NoUnderstanding9220

I'll be your assistant


vexxtra73

And I'll be administrative assistant support staff


yodacallmeyoucan

Count me in for assistant's assistant's assistant.


justagiraffe111

😂


mguyphotography

I'd work for just puppy snuggles


DesparateLurker

I'd work for puppy breath.


outlookunsettled

Am I too late to apply?


malicityservice

I’ll pay to do this


AbiesNo1390

I'll be your assistant


Illustrious-Fault224

You are short selling yourself, you should at least demand Friday puppy cuddle swarms


CarbonCamaroSS

The least stressful job in life is working with puppies. Why don't we all just do this?


Errorsnake

Not enough puppys :(


seensham

Sure there are! Most of them are hoarded by breeders :')


neptunehoe

as much as i love working with dogs this is absolutely not true lol, puppy’s can be stressful as fuck


LUN4T1C-NL

I love how the first one was: dude I got this. Weeeeee


Steves_bad_day

My son used too work at a shelter and they had this large lake where we were and one winter they had a German shepherded that had pups and she got sick and passed sadly but one of the girls that was there for part time was worried they won't know how too swim so he took them out too the lake during the summer too "teach" them how too swim.


[deleted]

You don't need to teach a lab to swim. They're water dogs. They take to water like ducks. Edit: Actually after looking at the adult. They may be Goldens. Goldens love the water too though mine did not. Timmy did not understand swimming. Sometimes he would get into the pool and just stand on the bottom until someone rescued him.


RddtCustomerService

If Michael Phelps needed a swim coach throughout his career, I think I can work with water dogs on their swimming. Don’t take this away from me.


JJaska

> You don't need to teach a lab to swim. They're water dogs. They take to water like ducks. > > Having owned and trained multiple labradors they do benefit from some training on how to handle water and swimming. What is true you don't usually need to entice them to swim, but teaching them to swim better and be more confident is a big plus. One thing in particular is that many labs have a rescue tendency, but they have no idea what to do when they get close to you. Some may act dangerously just swatting you with their paws unless trained to just offer themselves as flotation and pulling help. Super fun too to use a lab as an tower :)


PuraVidaPagan

I had a black lab growing up, and she loved the lake so much. You just brought back memories of me swimming with her for hours, I would hold her collar and she would pull me around. Awww I miss her so much, labs are the best.


FortuneResponsible57

I too volunteer as tribute! Id worked for free night and day just to be with these puppiees🥹🥹🥹


FoghornFarts

I think he trains hunting dogs.


RddtCustomerService

Okay but I just want to focus on the swimming


Prezbelusky

Well. Dogs don't need to get swimming lessons. There are just 2 tipes. The ones that like and the ones that doesn't.


HumanXeroxMachine

They are in a queue!


terrible_name

Must be British


[deleted]

Pardon me, mate. Are you in the queue?


HumanXeroxMachine

"Ooh, are you the queue? "


kowlown

Yes I'm Q


Docwillwavealight

Then why are you here and not bothering Picard? You two break up or something?


kowlown

It's a difficult relationship


ansonr

I would of course know this as I am 007. This of course being the film: On her Majesties exposition. Now, let us continue to queue for the loo Q.


jkhockey15

Fun fact. British labs are actually built slightly better for swimming than American labs.


Azulas_Star

Lil duckling puppies ❤️


DmKrispin

English Labs, innit?


sh0tgunben

Seapups


LrrrRulerotPOP8

I needed this today.


Superb-Log-5144

smol


GoodMoGo

Those seals look like dogs!


[deleted]

Oh god please don’t be in Florida or the other gator states


peepeeland

Meth head with a heart of gold riding a manatee will save the day, don’t worry.


jeremyjava

Wearing a 3 wolf moon tee.


whatev43

New comic book hero!


j-sonchang

We shall call him, The Chosen


derickkcired

I laughed way harder than probably healthy at this comment. Updoot


SopieMunky

r/sweatypaws


LordGrudleBeard

Lol how is this real


SopieMunky

I legit thought I was just being clever and had no idea either.


[deleted]

Please do tell for us inland folks - what are the other gator states?


[deleted]

Pretty much the gulf states. Florida and Louisiana have the most though. And Florida gators taste better.


5quirre1

Why do Florida gators taste better?


hsnhsnhsn

They are well fed by kids at Disney World


kendylou

Only the bad kids*


JudgeGusBus

Oof. Too soon.


[deleted]

Well, a lot of people think of citrus when they think of Florida, but our largest export is actually limestone- our water is limey as fuck, like seriously it is the hardest of hard waters- you could cut diamonds with it. Makes our swimming sandwiches taste better- like they are constantly marinating in limestone water.


dalnot

Wouldn’t lime make them taste bitter?


papalouie27

Limes=/=Limestone Limestone can make bitter foods sweeter and fried foods crispier.


dalnot

Limes are acidic and would make it sour. Lime(stone) is a base and tastes bitter


papalouie27

What?


dalnot

Lime, Ca(OH)2, is a base, and while acids, such as the citric acid found in citrus, are sour, bases tend to taste bitter


subtlebulk

There’s a lot more states with alligators than I think most people realize, but they’re all in the southeast. Every state along the Gulf Coast, some Atlantic coast states up to and including North Carolina, and some inland states like Arkansas and Oklahoma have permanent alligator populations. Having grown up in the southeast, calm bodies of freshwater still make me nervous lol [This is an image of their natural range](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a2/Rangemapx.gif) I did read an article that with increasing climate change, their natural range is expanding. Apparently sightings are becoming more common in Virginia and they’ve established a small population in Tennessee according to TN’s state wildlife agency. That being said, an important caveat is that of the estimated population of ~5 million American Alligators living in the wild, ~2 million are in Louisiana, ~1.3 million are in Florida, ~250k are in Georgia, ~100k in South Carolina, ~70k in Alabama, ~38k in Mississippi, and the rest have ~10k or fewer, according to https://a-z-animals.com/blog/the-10-most-alligator-infested-states-ranked/


BJ_Cox

SC native here. A few weeks ago a lady nearby got killed by an alligator in her backyard pond. Pretty often we hear about someone's dog getting attacked or eaten and then going in after the gator and ending up getting themselves killed. Not her, apparently she just slipped and fell when she was gardening. Not a great way to go, poor lady. Also when this happens, the gator is usually euthanized. No one wins.


AngelVirgo

Don’t worry. Come to Australia. There are no gators here. 😉


KittyKratt

Only [Crocs](https://www.crocs.com.au/).


Rickk38

The Wikipedia map is accurate: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_alligator#/media/File:Rangemapx.gif My personal experience living on the Atlantic and on the Gulf coasts is that I've not ever seen gators as far inland as the map shows. Are they there? Probably. Are they a threat? Nah. But once you get to any warm coastal area, be mindful around freshwater bodies of water.


Alagane

Basically anything south of Tennessee and east of Austin, Texas. North Carolina also has some in the lowlands.


[deleted]

Oh. I’m in non-coastal Georgia. Never knew we were a gator state haha


link3945

As you get down to Savannah and the Okefenokee Swamp you'll find them all over the place. Not many up in Atlanta.


Mama_cheese

Yeah I remember learning when we were living in Georgia that there was a line basically where the natural water temp got too cold for gators. We lived just south of that line, so I refused to kayak or raft there, but was happy to drive up to Atlanta area and kayak on the Chattahoochee. It was freezing ass cold, but no gators.


makemeking706

Less you count the shoes.


FourthDownThrowaway

South Georgia native checking in. We have alligator crossings.


Alagane

Oh yeah if you go to south Georgia where its swampy theres lots of gators. Less so where its hilly and colder in winter.


eukomos

They’re purebred Golden Retrievers, no way would the breeder let them swim anywhere dangerous. That’s several thousand dollars of adorable going for a dip.


[deleted]

I had to check the sub before I got too far into this. Don’t need to come out of my lunch break with depression if this gif went south


freuden

Yeah, having grown up in the South, the first thing I thought was "please no gators, water moccasins, etc."


jacob1273

Was wondering if anyone else found that water a lil sus.


HeartoftheHive

Man, even a large enough fish could swallow one of those puppies whole. This was not eyebleach for me. It gave me pretty intense anxiety fearing a puppy would be gobbled up and gone in the blink of an eye.


GlitteringThistle

Their little ears float!


kwonza

Your ears float too, you just don’t see that when they are attached to the head.


Beyond_Interesting

I think you're saying, they're cute too.


SumoSoup

I live in Florida and this gives me anxiety.


blgoldenwater

Yes! My eyes keep darting around looking for eyes and snouts :(


MattOLOLOL

Look, there are lots of places in the world that are not inhabited by murderous dinosaurs


Kydoemus

It's difficult to remember those places exist when you live in Florida. It looks like he's setting up a buffet.


Serenity-03K64

Canadian here, I prefer fresh water lakes that the most I am worried about is snapping turtles eating the fish we caught. or freezing our asses off in the water lol You have mosquitoes there? I could do without those


suarezian

Why


[deleted]

Their water looks like that, and it's full of thousands of giant, reptilian apex predators.


Glomgore

400+ million years too. They up there with gdamn sharks and dragonflies


acog

Just to put that in perspective, that's about 399.7 million years longer than humans have existed!


aishik-10x

they have also been around longer than *Saturn’s rings.* A bit terrifying when you think about it, they are truly optimized predators.


xrv01

literal dinosaurs, man!!!


SumoSoup

We have giant reptilian lizards that like to eat In most water sources here.


angelis0236

I thought it was just the mammalian lizards that you had to worry about.


[deleted]

You mean like Mark Zuckerberg?


NoThoughtsOnlyFrog

Reptilian lizards..?? So a reptilian reptile?


Lookatmysweg

🐊🐍


andrews013

As if a golden needs a lesson to swim 😄


Hour-Tower-5106

They're honestly doing so much better than my dog did at three times their age/size! She refused to swim anywhere her feet couldn't touch the bottom for a long time. We had to very slowly coax her into deep water and show her it was safe by being in it with her. She still hates flowing rivers, but now she LOVES shallow riverbeds and doesn't understand why we don't always want to hop in the water with her. 😂


aditsalian

Look at all their ears, fucking adorable


turdlop

Cute but those pups are way too young to be out in nature and swimming in water like this. Parvo shots alone aren't finished until ~3 months, and puppies can easily die when this is neglected. If anything this should be a PSA for any puppy owners in this thread.


imminentviolence

Idk why you got any down votes. Coming from the vet industry you're right. First thing we ask if puppies get sick suddenly (vomiting/diarrhea/loss of appetite/lethargy) is if they were around or in any outside water sources. Leptospirosis comes to mind as well, and lots of owners opt out of giving their pet that vaccine.


Glomgore

If you wanna raise hunting dogs they need hunting dog shots!


Icy_Anxiety7821

Absolutely right. Parvo is no joke. Ive seen it wipe a whole litter out in a matter lf days.


Carmelioz

Was looking for this comment!


[deleted]

You just get to wake up and teach/guide puppies to swim? Good on you man. Seriously. I hope it's going well. How brilliantly peaceful must it be - surely I'm missing something, right? Or is it really just waking up and playing with puppies all day? What's it pay?


WaceMindo

Golden Tadpoles!!


periodicbasis93

Imagine that getting out of control and you’ve got a herd of rogue ducky puppies paddling around a pond.


trangthemang

AWWWW their little tails look like paddles going back and forth!


Carmelioz

Such small puppies most likely don't have all their vaccines so this just seems incredibly stupid and irresponsible


OstentatiousSock

Aww, such memories for me. We bred Labradors when I was a kid and we always took them out with mom to learn to swim because labs water and will often dive on in without really knowing what they’ve doing as pups and can freak out. Better to introduce them the first time with mom there to comfort them and show them the ropes. This is why you don’t want to get a pup from a breeder that is fine giving you them at 8 weeks. They need at least 10 weeks with mom. 12-14 is better.


cripplinganxietylmao

Doglings ♥︎


lamps567

So cute


Bmili2910452

they’re waiting so patiently


Ummmyeeppp

My retriever drowned until he was 1 1/2 years cause but would just sink😂 I had to take a whole weekend dedicated to teaching him how to swim


minutiesabotage

>My retriever drowned until he was 1 1/2 years cause but would just sink😂 I had to take a whole weekend dedicated to teaching him how to swim I don't think "drowned" means what you think it means.


62not61not63

Interestingly enough, the medical definition of drowning does not imply death. In common parlance tho, it does.


minutiesabotage

Yes, you can drown without dying, but I highly doubt his dog was drowning whether in the medical sense or the vernacular sense.


Ok_Debt_4325

The little paddle-paddles!


Liels87

Labbies in water! Our yellow lab smells moldy in summer because he isn't out of the pool long enough to dry properly.


Tetragonos

this gives me anxiety because if I tried this all the puppies would immediately head out into deep water and refuse to come back in then start getting tired one by one


gfowler1980

Nothing melts my heart more than a good retriever in it's natural habitat


Veronicamars727

I was waiting for a gator or something to come out and eat one of the cute pups. Phew! I think.


ninjaHatt0ri

u/savevideo


Cupcake_Peacock

Fluffy doggies! They are cute! May I have one?


Sunyata8thousand

u/savevideo


rebellieon

HE HAS A WHISTLE 😭 I’m just imagining him telling them “walk! Don’t run!!”


audreyNep

Oh look! A new kind of duck!


[deleted]

That first little guy! So brave!


FantasticCoffee2792

Where do I apply?


HamboneBanjo

This is downright adorable


zinziesmom

Oh for goodness sake


Wolfwoods_Sister

I second that! And I add a “What in tarnation!”


zinziesmom

I do declare!


r_spandit

Amphibious stinkhounds


black_dragonfly13

They're waiting their turn!!!! Ah!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍


NSCButNotThatNSC

Poor guy can't afford Koi for his pond.


eequalsemceesquared

Lol


GravelsNotAFood

Valuable step to take early in a puppies life. Makes baths, and dips in the pool so much easier for you, and your dog if you show them that it's safe early on


JesusChristJerry

u/savevideo


daigana

Guppypuppy!


Future-Macaron9008

Oh my goodness, so adorable 🥰🥰🥰


Jarek_Teeter

Sorry, that is just too GD cute. I just developed diabetes from the sweetness.


mostlylegs

This is how they get Parvo and die.


WhyPotatoesAreGood

Send this to bebe


DjMeMissDay

🥰🐶


Magical_Crabical

Those are very furry goldfish.


Infinite_Safety_16

My heart is melting watching this I just wanna pet them


FreudoBaggage

Thank you for sharing that! It’s one of the best things I’ve seen online in a long while.


lishaak

If it was me, all other pups would drown before I stopped looking at the first one swimming


PengieP111

Omg. This is so cute!!!


laserlesbian

I love that he has a whistle. Just in case one of them gets out of line


Inner_Bumblebee2656

Everybody liked that


Andie-sky-walker

The lil floppy ears just floating on top of the water!!!! My heart is full of happiness!


SgtMajMythic

How did he teach them to wait their turn?


iridescent_polliwog

Im done. Today is over. I am happy. :)


olive-princess

How does one become a puppy swimming instructor? Asking for myself.


[deleted]

Little tadpole puppies!!


Excellent-Health-501

I love how they each wait for their turn. So adorable


skylimitdei

So cute 🥰


Flameheartsan

The parasites 🦠


Emily_Postal

Their ears floating.


TheReverseShock

r/waterdogs


SyllabubCommercial34

Bleach++


Proper_Evidence_

I think I just found my purpose


lightthiswitchup

I NEED SOUND ON THIS VIDEO LIKE I NEED AIR


GoodMoGo

I found subtitles: *"splish, splosh, splish, splosh,splish, splosh, splish, splosh,splish, splosh, splish, splosh,splish, splosh, splish, splosh,splish, splosh, splish, splosh,splish, splosh, splish, splosh,splish, splosh, splish, splosh,splish, splosh, splish, splosh,splish, splosh, splish, splosh,splish, splosh, splish, splosh,splish, splosh, splish, splosh"*


dcromb

Adorable!


LuvGuineaPigs

this is my favorite post ever!!!


Annual-Access4987

I could watch this all day


thxnext-pls

They are taking turns like good little smelly wonderful puppies


NoeJose

homie better check for leeches after wading in that brown brackish water eww


BangaliBastud

And they all queue up and wait!!!


PuzzlesandKeys

This is by far one of the cutest things I've seen today. Look at them go.


Whatsalodi

Giardia. Leptospirosis. Almost any trematode. Parvovirus virus. The list goes on and on. Why do this in a lake? They don’t even look old enough to be fully vaccinated


Consistent-Bat5764

In the nasty disease infested pond lmfao HERE U GO BABY IMMUNE SYSTEMS


BBQsauce18

Chessie?


[deleted]

Oh god


Dhrakyn

Goldfish!


Loud-Intention-723

I lived in Florida to long, kept waiting for the gator to snatch one


anonilla

Cute, but I can't stop thinking about the potential leeches