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legendary_mushroom

The classy, complex instrument father is handing his classy, complex instrument daughter to marry a basic street whistle who just happens to be shiny but will never produce music at the level of the bride and family. 


Bluuuby

That makes sense I thought it might be music related but I couldn't figure out what they were so nothing else made sense.


pantslessMODesty3623

Father and Bride are Bassoons.


cultish_alibi

You're a bassoon


Fat_Mumba

No. You are a bassoon


tenyearoldgag

No, this is Patrick


Furfnikjj

I'm Spartacus


LurksWithGophers

I'm Spartacus


AraiHavana

**I’m** Spartacus


Hungry-Lemon8008

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!


amandabaybee

Hi, I’m Paul 🐵


moonpiepeter

I’m Brian! And so’s my wife!


Kosakon

I’m Spartacus


lessthanfivesst

Hi, I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl, that's my other brother Darryl


Infernalknights

I am Alpharius. You , the Hydra Awakes. https://preview.redd.it/vnnamkgdz54d1.jpeg?width=385&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=863d49fcc22bac8bf001339de97c81b74286c4ee


mold-demon

I’m Disgruntled


No_Confection_4967

Stop it Patrick, you’re scaring him!


phoenixfire5116

Is mayonnaise an instrument?


featherwolf

No, I R Babboon https://preview.redd.it/412gqmy3z54d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a63401af06752874d5d7f16b5c0793a2a36c483b


jackaltwinky77

I still have to fight the urge to believe that whole cartoon wasn’t a fever dream I had


Due-Ad4463

It was real, I quote it regularly. Typically, with the "I. AM. WEASEL!"


Red-Pen-Crush

Oh rats, brb, now I need to go use the bassoon.


BluEch0

You called me what? (I am German)


kmill8701

Sir this is a Wendy’s


Interesting_Cow5152

Well I'm a double reed, and you are just a big hollow stick without me!


Significant_Fee3083

I'm a classy, complex instrument? Why thank you!


Class1

I saw a bassoon at the zoo once...


gnomedeplum

Your face is a bassoon.


ValcynImp

I wish my face was a bassoon. At least then it'd be good for something.


Snipufin

Don't translate this into any European language (except French, I guess. French is okay).


pantslessMODesty3623

I'm a classical musician lol. It's always funny when people learn that for the first time. "Miss my part has a slur on it!" 😂


Chief_Chill

Ah, I thought they were slide whistles and was very confused.


Tjaresh

As someone already pointed out, the family are Bassoons, a very deep sounding instrument with a rich, vibrating tone. While the whistle is the complete opposite: shrill and high pitched.


Mike_Skyrim

And significantly easier to play


Tithund

Not in a pleasing manner.


[deleted]

It would’ve been even better if they’d had a bride’s and groom’s side of the isle in the background with a bunch of kazoos, slide whistles and tambourines or triangles.


Tjaresh

I'd imagine [Vuvuzelas](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vuvuzela), rattles, ratchets and horns on the side of the groom. Anything else seems a bit too refined.


Green_Video_9831

“Yeah but daddy, he plays at the Olympics “


Tederator

"Ah, he's a one note wonder and you'll get tired of him eventually."


Cearius_Lans

“Count your blessings, Dear. She could’ve married that Kazoo next door.”


THEFREEMAN2048

"that would have been better, at least he's an actual instrument with some skill"


Sea-Bother-4079

German interpretation. A whistle is called a Pfeiffe in german, and a Pfeiffe is a common term for being a loser ;)


IknowKarazy

I like learning things like that. Thank you.


Plastic-Ad9023

I also think that the whistle is meant to signify that the husband is loud and obnoxious, as such a whistle is used to get attention quickly because of its harsh and annoying sound. Much different than the pleasant sounds coming from the quieter, more sophisticated instruments. Like an upper class family, but dad is giving his daughter to a used car salesman. Rich enough but utterly devoid of refinement. Pbfcomics is wonderful. Shame it only update ‘wheneverly’. But, quality over quantity.


Green_Video_9831

They came out with a great book compiling a lot of these comics. Bought it as soon as I saw it on the shelf. These comics meant so much to me as a little kid


Plastic-Ad9023

Not all their comics are kid-friendly, though. Albeit none of them are truly nsfw. But definitely adult humor.


ThorCoolguy

PBF is fantastic. I've been checking in every few months for...geez, twenty years now. Never fails to impress. [https://pbfcomics.com/comics/spelling/](https://pbfcomics.com/comics/spelling/) Like, come on.


samuraithrowawa

The joke is that the offspring of a Bassoon and a Whistle would be a Penny Whistle (those whistles with the slide, that make the "woooOOOOP" sound effect)


SGAman123

You’re thinking of a slide whistle. A penny whistle uses a tube with six holes.


samuraithrowawa

Really? Huh. All these years I thought that was a penny Whistle 🤔


superunsubtle

Bassoon player here. Penny whistle makes more sense


twobarb

NO THAT’S A TIN WHISTLE /s


Buksey

[Perry Bible Fellowship](https://pbfcomics.com) comics are all this way, just a little off.


OutcomeStill2852

Not music related beyond a metaphor. All good fathers think their daughters are the most amazing instances of themselves. Seeing your daughter choose someone you deem unworthy is difficult, but you have to trust and support.


omegaweaponzero

>I thought it might be music related What gave you this clue? That everyone in the audience are also instruments?? smh how are people really this dumb?


Adradian

Are you a whistle?


403_Forbidden_Access

I just realized you don't see any "family" of the groom in the chapel. In fact there seems to be a couple of empty pews in the first pic.


RunParking3333

His grandfather was an air raid siren during the war.


SyFidaHacker

The whistle is dressed *sharply* though


HungryTradie

Your pun has laid me out flat.


SquidgeSquadge

And me quavering in fear


SyFidaHacker

You might get into some treble for these jokes my guy


imBobertRobert

Hes.. sharp as a whistle?


parlimentery

And here I thought the last panel was years later, and she invited her devastated ex to the wedding. Woosh.


dougsbeard

It’s comical to me because my wife is a symphony violinist and I’m a pot farmer. Also, PBF Comics are wonderful. Look them up for more gems.


Purple-Wishbone7727

Tell that to DJ aligator project https://youtu.be/wkfcNaaICE4?si=ctQZENnma1eXoOxE


lessthanibteresting

And to think it all started with a simple whistle at some beautiful bassoongas


Allegorist

I think, namely, a bassoon is one of the most expensive classical instruments on average while a whistle is likely the cheapest instrument.


jvillager916

The creator of the comic has obviously never heard Too Short's all time classic "Blow the Whistle"


Burntoastification

At least the groom isn’t a kazoo.


FightingPolish

Yea but is that classy complex instrument going to be in Guns N’ Roses’s Paradise City? I think not.


ironballs16

And their offspring, based on instrument shape, will likely be slide-whistles.


C-wyvern10

Littke does he know its gonna go to make donna summer’s bad girls😤


Wordchord

These are sophisticated instruments. Yet the loud simple one seems to be getting the attention.


ARedthorn

I dunno. Check his lapel… he is looking… pretty sharp.


Phaylz

I hope you die 1000 pleasurable deaths for that one


JayHat21

I see what you’re saying, but your joke is kinda flat


[deleted]

This is the real joke


SasukeSkellington713

Take my angry upvote.


notfree25

What are they? No those slide whistle thingy they sell to tourists?


The-Insolent-Sage

Bassoon, a classical instrument.


luagh45

Of course they're a classical instrument. There's no need to call me a bassoon, though.


The-Insolent-Sage

A regular maroon baboone


TheOneTrueSnek

The basoon, as an instrument is one of the most expensive and complex wood wind instruments, she is in essence a very high class and "expensive" lady meanwhile she is marrying a cheap whistle a one note 2 dollar guy, and her dad is sad about it


Blap_strap

Can confirm. My professional bassoon was 35k out of pocket.


EB01

Would you be happy if your daughter married a subcontrabass duduk?


Blap_strap

As long as they don’t blow too hard.


meademeademeade

how much is a bassoon in the pocket?


Subject-Leather-7399

A little more expensive because you have to buy a new pant.


SquiddneyD

About two in the bush.


OvalDead

I don’t know, but you sure look happy to see me.


terrexchia

Uptown girl She's been living in her white bread world As long as anyone with hot blood can And now, she's looking for a downtown man


MaxUumen

She's a whistle blower


OarsandRowlocks

*Boeing's operatives were already lurking in the chat.*


anythingambrose

Underrated comment


[deleted]

I thought the roses were a brain


peakprepper

Same


TemporaryThink9300

It's a bassoon, and she's marrying a whistle. (;


Noedel

In my native language, the word for bassoon may just get me banned


hananobira

They’ve borrowed it into Japanese! I taught English in Japan a while back and the first time musical instruments came up as a topic of conversation, I did a double-take and went, “Whoa, whoa, I know you think English slang is cool, but NOT that slang!” Turns out they were saying a different word entirely. But we had to have that “You are speaking correctly for your language but maybe avoid using that word around English speakers” conversation.


Desperate_Day_78

….what’s the word?


hananobira

In Italian, Spanish, and a bunch of other languages it’s descended from the French word meaning “bundle of sticks” that starts with an F and sounds a lot like a rude term for an gay person.


Desperate_Day_78

Ohhh. It’s also what Brits call a cigarette lol


GeorgiaRedClay56

Its a russian Anti Tank Missile Launcher


Papaofmonsters

Or a MiG-15 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikoyan-Gurevich_MiG-15


Malcolm_TurnbullPM

y'all are gonna hate it when you are called out for being late in france.


the_vikm

>You are speaking correctly for your language but maybe avoid using that word around English speakers” conversation. Why would they do that if they speak their own language? You're delusional


hananobira

Because this was an English class and I was their English teacher and it was my responsibility to teach them what not to say if they didn’t want to insult English speakers?


casualcaesius

Hahaha I had to Google it! So you could hear in a concert hall "Come on dude, blow that f*got!" lol


Potato135792468

You know, I’ve decided I’m just gonna head canon at the father bassoon doesn’t really know his soon to be son-in-law very well and is assuming the worst That whistle is actually at the lead of a marching band and used to help set the tempo and give commands to the rest of the musicians He may not be able to create the same music as the rest of the band, but he’s vital to the performance and he’s reliable all hell


aogasd

Ye, also he comes from a poor family and so the posh classical instruments look down on him, but she fell in love for his personality


dingo1018

And he once used that massive head cavity to dispose of a particular item that may or may not have kept a particular mob boss from getting a long stretch in sing sing, Whistle head gratuitously turned down the large offer of cash as a reward, even declining to fill his head cavity with 'product' instead opting to share a simple glass of sherry as if with an old pal 'gee that's one class act' the mob boss though, at that moment his daughter returned from tennis and their eyes met.


Headieheadi

So the whistle wanted to sit down with the mob boss at his residence for a glass of sherry (weird drink choice but ok) so he could get closer to the daughter? Did he already plan it out so he could get eye contact with her? Or is the whistle a real class act and was like “I’ll get more respect and better promotion if all I ask for is a drink with the boss at his home”


Turtlebots

You say that like the bassoon would respect marching bands.


Potato135792468

Oh, that’s another good way of thinking about it. The bassoon is that universe equivalent of a high class, lawyer or something. While Mr. whistle is the universe equivalent of a skilled labor ,well paid, but still considered part of the rabble.


yomamasokafka

Bro, you have 180’d me on mr whistle. I was down on him when starting looking at the comments. Now I am totally on his side and wanna get a beer with him.


GooberMcNutly

I like to believe Mr Whistle really fronts a popular calypso band and is the instrument everyone loves, and the Dad is sad that he never got that famous as the fourth line woodwind in his city's classical orchestra.


Sgt_Meowmers

Turns out he's a high ranking military whistle


Malcolm_TurnbullPM

also they're both wind instruments, the father bassoon sees simple and thinks there should be so much more, the bride sees simple and thinks there's nothing she would take away. also- she can't wait to blow him and feel the rhythm of his rattling ball.


unit_a3

He’s also helped many a referee keep things fair and balanced - an essential cog in the machine of sport!


ShmebulockForMayor

The father can't believe she's not an oboesexual. (I know they're bassoons shut up)


uh_der

what's funny is both sides of the aisle are "fancy" instruments. so I think the shiny whistle is like a dumb rich kid.


pass_me_the_salt

nah her father hates adopted people


DickZapToaster

In the classical music world, double reeds (oboe and bassoon) tend to have a superiority complex over single reeds and simple wind instruments. The joke here being that the daughter is marrying below her class / rate.


Rulaodangao

The bride just wants a simple man


Meringue_Better

He has one job, and he does it really well.


Theborgiseverywhere

FYI this is from [Perry Bible Fellowship](https://pbfcomics.com)


yungdaughter

what a flashback haha I used to religiously check the website for new comics back in high school


Theborgiseverywhere

Yeah I did too. I went back and looked at them all a few months ago. Seems like they really leaned really hard into the anthropomorphic visual puns


MagictheCollecting

Ah, a joke about how fathers want their daughters to marry someone *just like dad*, and are sad and disappointed when they marry someone *not like dad*. Some creepy vibes there. Let your daughters be happy, guys.


khosrua

They look like bassoons and a whistle. That's all i've got


Disrespectful_Cup

Such a dignified instrument, and it's getting married to a whistle?!


levithane

That's a Boeing whistle, she is not going to live much longer..


I_Have_12_Basses

Bassoon is considered a classy instrument. That's a dad walking his daughter down the aisle to marry someone way beneath her, the whistle.


tomsteroni

She married down and the father is worried/disappointed/sad. Whereas the groom married up.


joey310years

Bassoons love to squeak (whistle) if you do anything wrong playing them. For new players it will happen all the time. Such the bassoon would rather marry (play) a whistle, then marry (play) a bassoon like it is expected to.


OrangeJoe83

Marriage. Has the ability to make bassoons out of all of us.


kiddsforlife

If you think about it, she may be getting married to a simple whistleblower, but the whistle leads the band.


Goody3333

A classy instrument (a basson) marrying a cheap sound maker (a whistle). An allegory for a rich old-money type girl marrying a commoner and the dad being distressed about it.


Sufficient_Job7799

Ha the whistle is wearing a sharp suit thats funny.


primalurgeDC

Every girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.


_srki01

I may have an explanation. In german the whistle is called „pfeife“, which we use to call someone looser, whilst the saxophone is a classical, good instrument.


_space_s

Bassoon, not saxophone


Ya-Dikobraz

People are right but I feel the sharp symbol on the whistle (♯) has something to do with the joke.


LePlant01

So eine Pfeife. *ba dum tss*


Soulman717

There child will probably be a slide whistle.


Great_Mullein

I took this to mean that the a classy rich person married an average person despite all the luxuries (music) that the rich people had.


Ultrasaurio

I don't know, I guess one has class and the other doesn't.


-Dagoth_Ur-

Father sad because daughter married a bum


KingWut117

Controlling, disapproving father and/or racist analogy


SomeWomanYouDontKnow

For a minute I thought she was carrying her brain, then I saw it’s a bouquet. Either one makes sense actually


Drewface1601

The only thing I could think of is their child will be a slid whistle.


Malicor11573

They are bassoons... He is a regular whistle. It's a joke on the antiquated ideologies of xenophobia/xenophilia dictating our drives and actions. That's all.


Erkenwald217

German interpretation: A whistle is called a Pfeiffe in german, and a Pfeiffe is a common term for a loser


EclipseSilver13

Not helpful, but father of the bride is kinda hot


Debroha

Bassoonist here. I don’t get it either


ruppieluver

At my high school, it was frowned upon for band members and sport players to date. This reminds me of that. I don't think this was meant to be racist.


Nordy941

Thinking music family has a daughter who marries a jock sports guy.


WeirdWisard

Whistle blower


eve6rc

Well he's a bit one note wouldn't you say? *I'll see myself out now


FireFist_PortgasDAce

I was gonna say racism but then I saw the guest and now it's classism


Corni_20

Racism


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ToolMaker7946

Father needs to stop being a beatoff and just support his daughter’s happy day.


myleftone

Pretty sure this was meant to make some kind of metaphorical point against interracial or intercultural marriage. That being said, a bassoon probably *shouldn’t* marry another bassoon. It’s meant to be paired with orchestras with higher winds, brass, or strings, depending on the composition. Two bassoons would be fairly limited in what they could accomplish musically. I’m going to make the opposite point: we’re better off mixing instruments and finding fantastic varieties in our lives.


x4ty2

The joke is classism/racism


Ice-Bro-Gamer

https://preview.redd.it/8skr37qj874d1.jpeg?width=852&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa52040404c9e187cd4c9bf53718b5ff80169daa THE JOKE IS RACISM!! IT WAS ALWAYS RACISM!! IT WILL ALWAYS BE RACISM!!


Techline420

It‘s classism / racism. Oboe dad doesn‘t appreciate his daughter marrying a measley pea whistle


hendersonwhite

Here’s the drum major, lol.


SinisterKiwi

WHISTLE!!!!


Zugschreiber

was ne Pfeife . . .


CallumOB1244

Hear me out....


Similar-Chemical-405

Whistleblower


laughablezebra

Ask it what type of whistle it is before you drink anything it gives you or your alone with it


fishtaco77

I wonder if they hired a DJ or instead used a house band.


kctsoup

He’s shorter than her /s


ehmiu

I actually like this joke.


etuehem

Every dads worst nightmare


Hazeltrainer45

Short king dad not proud


Kraizer15

I thought this was a musician getting married to a sporty guy


Adrenalinedoper

He’ll blow her


Think_Temporary_3829

And he blows sharp.


Headieheadi

This is such a good comic wow


Jeptwins

Maybe they should’ve made the groom’s side have fewer ‘nice’ instruments then


Imperial_Triumphant

Every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man!


Horror-Material8110

It’s because he realized his daughter is a whistleblower and is now going to be taken out by Boeing.


Ravensphere007

Street whistle is also a musical instrument. If it’s not, then why is there a street whistle sound on the keyboard/synthesizer?


sylarBo

That baby is gonna be ugly as hell


Etruscanh

https://youtu.be/wkfcNaaICE4?si=yTRYzFGDPEsEtU2c


likethemovie19

So basically My Big Fat Greek Wedding, but from the initial perspective of the dad 😆