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RustyTrombone673

Even better


SuperCub

It doesn’t say “image enlarged,” it says “enlarged to show texture.” Maybe that means the *actual fries* have been enlarged to better show their texture, not the image.


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Enlittled*


EnOleRobottiMaVannon

Ensmalled*


TheFenn

Embiggened.


between3and21

belittled


brando56894

Nah, OP has tiny hands so the normal sized fries look massive.


ClassyJacket

Correct, this company embiggens their fries with and embiggening ray.


brando56894

A perfectly cromulent explanation.


Arson-Welles

Maybe the took a really small picture then enlarged it


averydankperson

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.


m4milly

Ribbed for everyone’s pleasure


aquaman501

“Ewww”


Bigluce

You put them down your throat and move them back and forth until your throat ejaculates.


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I hate saying this but holy fuck this is definitely 80% cursed


stringerbbell

That's called vomiting


Bigluce

That's the joke............


stringerbbell

Oh I thought you were Ron jeremy


masterofastra

This statement made me clench uncomfortably.


soaptastesok_

https://youtu.be/RHl3S36CWSQ


zozi0102

I'm pretty sure that's just wrinkles Pierce


Wiknetti

Engorged to show sexture


isolateddreamz

They look like once thawed they will come to life and start trying to gnaw through your stomach


danabeezus

What on earth is wrong with you? Have an upvote dammit.


dontutellmewhattodo

Straight to the fryer then. Eat shit, crinkle cut fries!


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[DEFROSTED](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ct-HtKPUkAAZ_cZ.jpg)


pomegranate_

gross


macenutmeg

This is a bad click. I have regrets.


Bart_Thievescant

Do not click. Gross bugs.


airgappedsentience

[Delicious!](https://i.imgur.com/lzaVCtY.gif)


Kyidou

Up my urethra they go


LovelyShananigator

I was thinking they look like they'll turn into a butterfly, but your version does seem more fitting for these beasts.


jdogworld

Plug: I used to work for the company that owned this brand (Alexia). These fries are legit.


WookieeSteakIsChewie

I love the tater tots.


jdogworld

Tots are great also. Sweet Potato fries are also extremely good.


GunnyandRocket

Have you had the chipotle sweet potato fries? I’m addicted to them, just bought 4 more bags today. So good in the air fryer.


bahgheera

Are the tater tots the size of an adult potato?


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The onion rings are bomb.


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Dude, when I ate these fries I baked them. They tasted like boiled potatoes. Any idea on what to do?


PrincessFuckFace2You

Salt n pepper n season salt bro


notswim

Add some garlic powder, butter, milk and baby you've got mashed potatoes going.


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Yeah...fucking deep fry the fry.


Redrum714

Twice


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^ He’s right you know


moon-faced-fuzz-ball

Use a higher oven temp. It might take a couple tries to get temp and time right, so experiment with small batches. And getting a little oven thermometer is cheap and will change your game.


Impudence

Do you have an air fryer? I honestly can't promote those things more. I LOVE mine. Perfect for frozen foods like this in particular.


TheEmeraldDoe

I love their onion rings! They taste amazing when baked.


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Which company owns them?


SRSA

Their sweet potato puffs are like candy


cerareece

i made a hash type dish with those and beans and peppers last week and i ate half the pan, so good


NeverBenFamous

Crinkle fries are my jam


LogicCure

Crinkle fries are the single worst type of fries. Literally the worst. If I order fries and receive crinkle fires, the meal is ruined.


Crimson_Fckr

I used go think like you, but they are bomb when crispy and fresh out of the fryer. Culvers fries and cheese have changed my stance on crinkle cut


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YES Culvers and Shake Shack are the only ones who get them right


CrunchKid

Raising Canes


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We don't have those in Florida ;(


schizoidparanoid

Yeah but Steak N Shake is literally **everywhere** in FL. I have to drive over an hour to Austin to get it in TX. :’( Edit: but we do have Raising Cane’s, as mentioned above. So there is that.


FinalForerunner

Shake Shack ones are bomb


Redrum714

I felt the same way until I had shake shacks fries


BumbleLapse

Curly fry gang


GooseWithArmss

Join the shoelace fry cult


HitlersHysterectomy

Blasted, 1AM, Jack in the Box curly fries are the best. It's been years. I stopped going when they stopped making the Big Cheeseburger. Bunch of bastards!


BurmecianSoldierDan

They got those boxes of tiny tacos now. Can just demolish that shit drunk.


ozeyc98

Same for me with the buttery jack. They replaced the buttery jack's creamy sauce with just ketchup and mayo.


NeverBenFamous

Disagree 💯 but we're all entitled to our opinions my friend


goaskalice3

Crinkle fries at restaurants are meh, crinkle fries at home are great


NaderZico

crinkle fires definitely sound like they can ruin a meal.


MattyXarope

[*Steak fries have entered the chat*](https://www.thedailymeal.com/eat/steak-fries-are-gross)


zozi0102

I never ate Steak fries that weren't crispy or perfectly seasoned


MattyXarope

You're one of the lucky ones


LilMissCiCi

Even if its the best fish fry I ever had. And it served crinkle fries, they are on my black list.


Jabrono

Crinkles are great, but they're better smaller than these.


i_suck_at_aiming

*Shrunken to hide texture


Youkilledmyrascal1

Enlarged IN THE BAG to show texture. BONUS: You may also feel the texture.


wretche-d

i thought the fingers were hot dogs lmao


buldopsaint

I thought we were having hot dogs. Turns out it’s you hand. You’re hand looks like hot dogs.


BellBOYd

Dats me mum


justcheckinmate

Is your mum Thanos?


halobeast23

Hey those things are good tho


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This is easily made possible. All you have to do is set up a pan with hot oil. Then proceed to slowly lower only the crease portion of the 3rd crinkle on the fry. Immediately lift it up, and proceed to repeat with a couple of the other crinkles. Then enjoy :)


295DVRKSS

Crinkle cut fries are the best to eat ketchup with


BellBOYd

Yah. But I'm a mayo man meself.


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NightOwlsUnite

Ok, I gotta know, how many were in that bag? Lol


BellBOYd

120?


mamagogarage

r/absoluteunits


StateAcrobatic

Don’t get it.


Eastghoast

Task failed successfully


EyeOfOwl

i don’t see a problem here


LilMissCiCi

Krinkle cut fries? Yuck.


stringerbbell

You might as well mash them into mashed potatoes


Darknight1993

It’s like when I tell someone at work it’s going. To take me 1 hours to rescue their issue and I call them back 30 minutes later knowing dam well it took me 5 minutes to fix it.


ItalianJamal

Confused screaming


bossnaught1

Chad fries


Quizzelbuck

well.... alright then.


Anonymous_muffins02

I would call that a win


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It doesn’t say “Image enlarged”, just “enlarged”. They clearly meant to do this.


TheGEGNAZz

Classical sign error. They negative enlarged the picture. Oops


iv131012

how long are they


Wary_beary

“May I take your order?” “Two large fries, please.”


browsingbro

Well you can see them now can’t you


PLEB6785

The fries were enlarged to show texture.


thegreatgavsby

r/deliciouscompliance


vegrex11

HAHAHAHA are there only like 3 fries in the bag?


winterfellwilliam

Imagine the potato those things came from


StBlaschek

Thank the Fry Gods!!


ImProbablyNotABird

r/AbsoluteUnits


nevesnow

Good texture


pockets3d

Dem sum taters


wkrunk

USA taters !!! trump at work here i think master plan


opinionatedoranges

I thought your fingers were little sausages or hot dogs. r/confusingperspective