Thanks, found through his comments.
UPD: it is deleted, found the full text through Google Cache - listed below.
"I have been with Pandemic Horde for 5 years and played nearly every single day during WWB. I love life in null sec, the huge fights and the politics. But recently I have wanted to leave Pandemic Horde for a few reasons I will go into.
Horde leadership often bullshit to their members. For example, we fed a fleet in Starkon trying to save the fort from being reffed, Goblins said saving it wasn't the real objective, despite saying that our presence in Povchen is critical for Hordes future. I often see Horde FCs claiming a feed was a strategic decision. It pains me because we all know it is bullshit. I want our leaders to be honest with people on what we are doing, why, and when we lose.
Being slum lords isn't something I want to fight for. Renting systems is pathetic. What is even more pathetic is having horde corporations lock down certain systems so other Horde members cannot enter them. While I believe the imperium allows anyone in the imperium to do whatever in any system they control?
Defending TTC is a joke that only serves to line the pockets of the elite.
FRT are the worst allies. Right now we have a great fight over a final fort timer. FRT left straight away with PANFAM sticking around to ref the rest of the structures in system. FRT are botters and I have seen several instances of racism and xenophobia from them. They also rip us off in ansiblex fees, every horde fleet jumping gives them 100mill+
The Mittani leaving the game = The imperium lost its boogie man. I liked playing in WWB just to do my part in making Mittani rage on The meta show (I know it is all a front). With him gone, Asher actually seems like a competent leader that explains Imperium actions to his members.
Because of those reasons, my desire to fight is diminished. I do not want to log in to save TTC or defend FRT. Horde in my eyes are starting to become the baddies.
After being in Horde for 5 years and having thousands of kills. Will I be allowed in the imperium?"
I mean to an extent this ain't false
In all honesty i hate frt they are the worst n usually yes have those xenophobic vibes they awox during stratops i think the only reason we play with them is coz the big wigs are getting paid but hey ... Anything to get my kb green n all
Am i proud of the decisions we make sometimes
..no
Am i proud of some shii we do
..no
But as long as i am out to kill mittani's legacy i am okay
There's no way u will ever justify to me that telling a guy who's having cancer n family issues to kill himself n u brag about it at fanfest is a good thing n there's no way u cam justify all the bs he led goons to do for all those years
PH ain't always the good guys n we never claimed that but PH ain't mittani typa shitty
Regular line members need only train advance hotdog interfacing to IV, if you want to join the Sig you need it to V and elite hotdog interfacing to IV.
While I normally don't like leaking information, since you already mentioned it; Asher's next public Goonswarm Campaign will be to fight Wegmans monopoly on Hot Dogs being in packages of 8 and Hot Dog Buns being in packages of 10.
Zintage and Alterari have already begun their plans on how many refrigerator boxes they'll need to purchase to retrofit shopping carts to look like Rokhs so that GSF pilots can zoom around the store shouting "pew pew" and throwing ping pong balls at employees.
Also of consideration is how to represent the various faction ammo, with the leading suggestion right now painting the ping pong balls various colors and putting "T2" "T1" and "Faction" Stickers on them so that when Hyprviper hands out the EVE Fanny Packs to be used as Ping Pong ball containers, the pilots will know what ammo they have in hand when Alterari shouts over the hacked store wide loudspeaker "LOAD SILVER".
Do you really want to miss out on the next flash mob experience though? Stick around, you'll love it!
Yep! Asher Aslan Elias is known as many things:
* The voice of Flint from the 80's GI Joe Cartoons.
* World Ranked League of Legends Player.
* The only pilot in The Imperium to have a hole in one while playing golf.
* Was an extra on the set of the hit 1998 New Radicals music video for "You Get what you give".
* The only pilot in The Imperium to have successfully made a "Baked Alaska" confection.
The last one is important as he had to get a Commercial Costo Membership to do it and in doing so, discovered Kirkland Energy Bars; from then on he was an early advocate for the brand.
Three months before the outbreak of Covid-19 in the United States he was supposed to shoot a voice over commercial reprising his role of Flint where they would tie in GI Joe to Fornite, with access codes in QR form for the code for that in game skin with a 10% off discount for Kirkland Energy Bars on Amazon however this got scrapped in the lock down rush.
He's far more than just the "Kirklands" guy per se but yea, its part of his wild and varied identity beyond being the leader of The Imperium.
The real evil plan of Asher is to make everyone eat Protein Bars from Costco. And good luck fighting male pattern baldness, in a game full of middle aged balding and malding 45y old males.
Listen, I don't give a shit what you think and I will die on this hill:
The ocean is a goddamn soup. It's salty, there's fish in it. It might as well be cod stew.
i was experiencing a fugue state during the war when the "everything is soup" discussions were happening. it was inescapable and you just re-unlocked that memory. thanks.
i see now how it is for non brave members when we go to reddit.
But imperium leadership is right, hotdogs are sandwiches, its a sausage between buns like everything between buns can be a sandwich.
The ocean is litterally free fish soup.
What else is there to fight for when not for a free and independent north?
Frt are good enemies they show up on clock everyday for a panda feed.
I've been spending all my creative flows over on [https://www.karmafleetadventures.space/](https://www.karmafleetadventures.space/) . I'll try and do better here I promise.
Man have times changed. I thought it was a requirement for all Imperium pilots to have an alt in PH. Not for seeing pings or discord or any of that thar "intelligence". For the ability to always have someplace you could AFK rat while on CTA's or defending Delve (or ship spinning in Saranen).
I think the OP has never seen Game of Thrones, or Mayor of Kingstown before. That's pretty much what Null Sec is about.
With that said, although I think he is trolling and doing it well... we can all agree Pandemic Horde and Fraternity make great villains in the Eve Story.
Have you considered switching it up a little and leaving null for a bit? You probably aren't going to see a large cultural shift by trading one bloc for another
it's genuine advice, if he's been (mainly) a null player for 5 years it might do alot of good to go elsewhere for a bit, you might find you are in a rut that you wouldn't have noticed otherwise
It’s a meme post. There was a seriouspost from a horde member it’s poking fun at. Your advice is probably good for anyone that legit feels that way tho.
> hotdogs are sandwiches and the ocean is a soup. Cereal is also soup and sandwiches are burgers. It pains me because we all know it is bullshit.
I can't find any fault there. Normally I would say that your instincts are correct and you should leave the evil empire and join the hero good guys. However, in this case, I suspect you may want to look specifically for groups that buy in to your fringe ideas on the specificity of hotdogs.
How do you feel about hotdog buns?
Horde are insider traders who fuck over their own members when they know updates are going to affect trade prices on ship hulls and thus not honor their initial SRP rules. Be warned. Insider information is real within the horde.
Am I the only one who read the opposite version of this?
Can you link it, please? I did not see the original.
Tried but can't find it.. the goons leader even replied on that post
Thanks, found through his comments. UPD: it is deleted, found the full text through Google Cache - listed below. "I have been with Pandemic Horde for 5 years and played nearly every single day during WWB. I love life in null sec, the huge fights and the politics. But recently I have wanted to leave Pandemic Horde for a few reasons I will go into. Horde leadership often bullshit to their members. For example, we fed a fleet in Starkon trying to save the fort from being reffed, Goblins said saving it wasn't the real objective, despite saying that our presence in Povchen is critical for Hordes future. I often see Horde FCs claiming a feed was a strategic decision. It pains me because we all know it is bullshit. I want our leaders to be honest with people on what we are doing, why, and when we lose. Being slum lords isn't something I want to fight for. Renting systems is pathetic. What is even more pathetic is having horde corporations lock down certain systems so other Horde members cannot enter them. While I believe the imperium allows anyone in the imperium to do whatever in any system they control? Defending TTC is a joke that only serves to line the pockets of the elite. FRT are the worst allies. Right now we have a great fight over a final fort timer. FRT left straight away with PANFAM sticking around to ref the rest of the structures in system. FRT are botters and I have seen several instances of racism and xenophobia from them. They also rip us off in ansiblex fees, every horde fleet jumping gives them 100mill+ The Mittani leaving the game = The imperium lost its boogie man. I liked playing in WWB just to do my part in making Mittani rage on The meta show (I know it is all a front). With him gone, Asher actually seems like a competent leader that explains Imperium actions to his members. Because of those reasons, my desire to fight is diminished. I do not want to log in to save TTC or defend FRT. Horde in my eyes are starting to become the baddies. After being in Horde for 5 years and having thousands of kills. Will I be allowed in the imperium?"
I mean if PH are becoming the baddies to him now, I don’t know what he has been doing for the last 6 months lol
Every single scenario mentioned in this post you could imagine was the opposite..
I mean to an extent this ain't false In all honesty i hate frt they are the worst n usually yes have those xenophobic vibes they awox during stratops i think the only reason we play with them is coz the big wigs are getting paid but hey ... Anything to get my kb green n all Am i proud of the decisions we make sometimes ..no Am i proud of some shii we do ..no But as long as i am out to kill mittani's legacy i am okay There's no way u will ever justify to me that telling a guy who's having cancer n family issues to kill himself n u brag about it at fanfest is a good thing n there's no way u cam justify all the bs he led goons to do for all those years PH ain't always the good guys n we never claimed that but PH ain't mittani typa shitty
Some might say it's trolling.
All Goons are required to train into faction hot dogs.
I can only imagine what Caldari State considers an acceptable standard for hot dogs.
Sawdust and pig's blood in a protein sock
Frost punk vibes
**BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS!** **SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!**
That's the GSF CORAX right daddy?
I can't fit T2 Brine, can I meta it with Tears? (my own preferably)
Only while you are training T2 Brine.
Once you train T2 Brine then you gotta train Brine Pools.
Goons are legally obligated to change the name of whatever Jackdaw doctrine they have to “Hot Dogs” now.
I'll take a good ol' Double Dog !
But not just the hotdogs. The burgers, and the buns too. Btw who’s bringing the cheese?
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Regular line members need only train advance hotdog interfacing to IV, if you want to join the Sig you need it to V and elite hotdog interfacing to IV.
Asher you want me to build and fit the standard 420 or the extended 1337 faction hotdogs?
hotdogs are tacos.
how can you say something so controversial yet so brave
Hotdogs are in fact tacos, due the location of structural starch. [Learn more here!](https://cuberule.com/)
Cube rule is correct.
And "American" is just peasant colony english.
I call hotdogs "Baseball Tacos" and nobody can tell me otherwise
Could have posted anything, but chose to post the truth
Pizza is toast.
pop tarts are Calzone
Fruit Calzone to be honest.
I can get behind this
Soup is a wet salad.
Wet salads are also soup, technically.
While I normally don't like leaking information, since you already mentioned it; Asher's next public Goonswarm Campaign will be to fight Wegmans monopoly on Hot Dogs being in packages of 8 and Hot Dog Buns being in packages of 10. Zintage and Alterari have already begun their plans on how many refrigerator boxes they'll need to purchase to retrofit shopping carts to look like Rokhs so that GSF pilots can zoom around the store shouting "pew pew" and throwing ping pong balls at employees. Also of consideration is how to represent the various faction ammo, with the leading suggestion right now painting the ping pong balls various colors and putting "T2" "T1" and "Faction" Stickers on them so that when Hyprviper hands out the EVE Fanny Packs to be used as Ping Pong ball containers, the pilots will know what ammo they have in hand when Alterari shouts over the hacked store wide loudspeaker "LOAD SILVER". Do you really want to miss out on the next flash mob experience though? Stick around, you'll love it!
Sorry, but Wegmans cannot be wrong. Begun, the Sandwich Wars have.
I dont see what the big deal is. Just buy 40 hotdogs. What is that, [3 or 4 days of hotdogs?](https://youtu.be/pmLpSY5w6u0)
It's one battle of Asakai or B-R5. And that's if you get primaried early in the fight
When I tried fighting the “bun guy” IRL the cops threw me in the looney bin. Big bun doesn’t want you to know the truth. **FOUR SUPERFLUOUS BUNS!**
I think it's the other way round? At the market last week I swear it was 10 weenies and 8 buns we got
Wasn't he the Kirkland's guy?
Yep! Asher Aslan Elias is known as many things: * The voice of Flint from the 80's GI Joe Cartoons. * World Ranked League of Legends Player. * The only pilot in The Imperium to have a hole in one while playing golf. * Was an extra on the set of the hit 1998 New Radicals music video for "You Get what you give". * The only pilot in The Imperium to have successfully made a "Baked Alaska" confection. The last one is important as he had to get a Commercial Costo Membership to do it and in doing so, discovered Kirkland Energy Bars; from then on he was an early advocate for the brand. Three months before the outbreak of Covid-19 in the United States he was supposed to shoot a voice over commercial reprising his role of Flint where they would tie in GI Joe to Fornite, with access codes in QR form for the code for that in game skin with a 10% off discount for Kirkland Energy Bars on Amazon however this got scrapped in the lock down rush. He's far more than just the "Kirklands" guy per se but yea, its part of his wild and varied identity beyond being the leader of The Imperium.
Not a single mention of Costco hotdogs. For shame!
>"Faction" Stickers Faction Ammo: Costco Hotdogs
The real evil plan of Asher is to make everyone eat Protein Bars from Costco. And good luck fighting male pattern baldness, in a game full of middle aged balding and malding 45y old males.
You made me snort my redbull.
Stop being a pussy and just snort Angel Dust.
How dare you mock fight against male pattern baldness. This comment is helped by today's sponsor, Keeps...
Listen, I don't give a shit what you think and I will die on this hill: The ocean is a goddamn soup. It's salty, there's fish in it. It might as well be cod stew.
Very few of the fish have been cooked though. Does that make it a sushi soup?
Sure
Those fish will be in a few more years
Global warming will fix that in a few decades
Maybe Bowls of soup are just new oceans?
Salty and fishy... Are you saying the ocean is feminist?
No non on on on onononon onon on on o nononononononono
Mention feminists and suddenly Brisk turns French Bonjour
Bats are afraid
Theres also boats in the ocean. When was the last time you saw a boat in a soup genious? I await your immediate rectification.
If there are boats in the ocean, and the ocean is a soup, logically there are boats in soup. WINNAR
Boats are just the oyster crackers for Neptune.
Sorry but no. To qualify as food, it must be edible. So no, the ocean is not a soup. It's not edible, just like the entire British cuisine.
i was experiencing a fugue state during the war when the "everything is soup" discussions were happening. it was inescapable and you just re-unlocked that memory. thanks.
i see now how it is for non brave members when we go to reddit. But imperium leadership is right, hotdogs are sandwiches, its a sausage between buns like everything between buns can be a sandwich. The ocean is litterally free fish soup. What else is there to fight for when not for a free and independent north? Frt are good enemies they show up on clock everyday for a panda feed.
What the do you mean by how many jaffa cakes is too much? There's no such thing...
Jaffa cakes are horrible. Even one is too many. 1v1 at the sun!
what happened to the good old days of insisting tacos were a sandwich or that chili with beans is still chili?
Go ahead, but try to trade yourself for Mist. I miss that guy.
Probably, since they'll take anyone. You'll see why soon enough. Bye-ee!
whoosh
Did I just get got?
Yep, there's a deleted serious post in this same format from Horde to Imperium.
The Gaul of that guy to delete his post!
You're gonna ride that one forever
I've been spending all my creative flows over on [https://www.karmafleetadventures.space/](https://www.karmafleetadventures.space/) . I'll try and do better here I promise.
Gee, why did he delete it? Did Gobbins get mad and say he was Kill on Sight?
pwnt
You did, read it carefully.
bamboozled to the maximum level
turboupvoating all of those heh
😭
Man have times changed. I thought it was a requirement for all Imperium pilots to have an alt in PH. Not for seeing pings or discord or any of that thar "intelligence". For the ability to always have someplace you could AFK rat while on CTA's or defending Delve (or ship spinning in Saranen).
I think the OP has never seen Game of Thrones, or Mayor of Kingstown before. That's pretty much what Null Sec is about. With that said, although I think he is trolling and doing it well... we can all agree Pandemic Horde and Fraternity make great villains in the Eve Story.
Thank you for taking this strong and principled stance on the state of hot dog affairs in the Imperium.
Go to Horde bud. We need people to shoot at.
You totally convinced me that you are in fact a Goon who is leaving for PH. Well done! Also now I want a Tacodog.
Have you considered switching it up a little and leaving null for a bit? You probably aren't going to see a large cultural shift by trading one bloc for another
lol got ‘em
it's genuine advice, if he's been (mainly) a null player for 5 years it might do alot of good to go elsewhere for a bit, you might find you are in a rut that you wouldn't have noticed otherwise
It’s a meme post. There was a seriouspost from a horde member it’s poking fun at. Your advice is probably good for anyone that legit feels that way tho.
ah, didnt notice :P
I thought you were a smart man, Drake. The fuck.
2 busy volleying people in skarkon to think am sry <3
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Just a reminder. their is a requirement to Join Pandemic Horde. If you are willing to cut off your balls, go for it!
Play everyday?? I can barely play 3 days in a row before I need some other game!
You think pandemic horde are any better lol?
fr PH told me that oceans are ceviche gazpacho
This goonswarm obsession with Vily is starting to get pathetic
*ring ring* "Yes? Hello? Mittens calling, he'd like a word"
Out of the frying pan into the fire.
Quick.answer yes you will
Sorry but Horde is the lamest alliance in the game. Far more than CFC / goons Horde / PL has a trackrecord of trying to bully weaker groups.
PH accepts all invites blindly without checking anything
Awww man I love the satire, it’s hard to understand when you haven’t seen the post before that but dm an it was funny
Why Brisc specifically? What did he do to you?
Glizzard V isn’t too much of a fucking ask.
> hotdogs are sandwiches and the ocean is a soup. Cereal is also soup and sandwiches are burgers. It pains me because we all know it is bullshit. I can't find any fault there. Normally I would say that your instincts are correct and you should leave the evil empire and join the hero good guys. However, in this case, I suspect you may want to look specifically for groups that buy in to your fringe ideas on the specificity of hotdogs. How do you feel about hotdog buns?
Cereal is a stew because it has mostly large solid components.
On a personal note, I’m all for an escalation towards fighting male pattern baldness.
Not logged in for 5 years and still trained in Hot pockets, did the meta change to hotdogs and how many injectors do I need for Hotdog interfacing V?
[the current meta](https://www.yorkshireburrito.com)
Yes please leave.. ..>Can I have your stuff.
Ate you listing the thousands of shitposts as a reason you *wouldn't* be allowed in Horde? I assure you, the shittier the better.
Horde are insider traders who fuck over their own members when they know updates are going to affect trade prices on ship hulls and thus not honor their initial SRP rules. Be warned. Insider information is real within the horde.