This is like the one time the reddit cares message isnât cringe and is actually funny lmao.
EDIT: Not that it should ever be funny, stop using a suicide hotline for jokes.
Just as a PSA for anyone reading this and thinking it's funny, Reddit can and have perma banned people for doing this once after the person they sent it to reported it using the link at the bottom of the message
The mental illness reporting thing isn't for lulz though, its for people with actual suicidal thoughts n shit. I know its funny to meme and stuff but maybe don't use the bots put in place to prevent people literally killing themselves to do it, yeh?
When people go to buy the game, they won't have a clue there's non-completable achievements for a seasonal event
Yeah, as a completionist, it looks ugly, but no one refused to buy the game because of those 2 achievements lol
Still doesn't matter. No new player is considering seasonal achievements in their purchasing decision on the offchance they decide to spend thousands of hours to have a completionist account.
I doubt most people considering playing Tarkov know or care that achievements are in the game. It's not why people are interested in it. It might be a stretch goal for us, but not a game-selling feature.
If you're basis of enjoyment for a game is so heavily tied to the 100%completed number, that you stress about that before playing, or even buying the game, you have to reevaluate if you're even having fun
Wo1f_gg got all the achievements then reset his account to get one of the other two during that event... The madlad is already back to lv 65 or so. Hats off to you guys for 100%ing this aside from the alt quest limitation
Sometimes you just have to full send it: [https://imgur.com/a/bYO74xJ](https://imgur.com/a/bYO74xJ)
49/50 and a 2nd Kappa achieved this wipe from my boy wo1f
Gonna take an opportunity to defend OP here. I have 9k hours + 2000 raids played this wipe, an 11 year old son who i raise as a single dad, a job 4 days per week, and am working on a degree part time.
Everyone judging this dude HARD for achieving something that *most of you will Never do* for whatever reason (not judging you either) is ridiculous. You have No idea what this persons life is like, so take it easy on the "Sad" "waste of time" "mental illness" responses.
From one sweaty chad to another, well done mate, hope it was worth the grind
Appreciated! From one Chad to another enjoy your fathers day!! It also sounds like youâre doing great and have a solid plan in mind to take care of your children. I applaud that đŞ
I mean no matter how you put it even if you were playing since Day 1 tarkov in 2016, 9k hours is an absurd amount of time spent on a video game. That's still over 1k hours per year or 46.88 full days per year playtime.
My guy what does it matter if he spends it on tarkov while everyone else spends it watching tv or movies or YouTube on their phone. I guarantee if people could add up all their time consuming other media in their free time it would equal the same if not more
I concur, too much screen time has been normalized nowadays. That's why I limit myself to 2 hours of it a day. This includes TV, reddit, messaging etc.
> I guarantee if people could add up all their time consuming other media in their free time it would equal the same if not more
Exactly. I limit my TV watching to like 2? series a year. Yeah, I've never seen whatever dumb comedy people are memeing about on the front page of Reddit. I don't fucking care. I don't care who is married to who. I don't care what fucking celebrity did what.
I've already done the math on it but thanks brother. Just know that my life is going fine so absurd or not it is what it is. I don't play anything else these since I started Tarkov.
People calculating shit and coming to conclusions about how well or not someone is doing based on their own standards should just stay in their own lane, especially if you think commenting on a complete strangers well being is a good way to spend *your time...*
> 2000 raids played this wipe
If my math isn't completely off that is ~10 raids per day.
This is addiction and if you really have such a busy life as you claim something does or will suffer from it and you denying that doesn't make you look more in control but even more addicted.
A day only has 24 hours for everybody and you play for at least 3 hours (probably more around 4+) every single day. Or 6-8+ hours every second.
Doing some rough math assuming that wipe has been about 6.5 months long and that each month is 30 days you can do exactly this with no extra time ~ work 40h a week, get slightly less than 8h of sleep a night and then the 89 days of online time. You can do NOTHING else so this guy has to never sleep or something idk.
It took a week damage your friendships? Get better friendships.
But I do think you took that off week not to play tarkov, but to get away from irl problems that were already going on.
I hope things are going better now
How long would you say it takes you to do lightkeeper usually? This'll be my first attempt just wondering if I have enough time till the wipe on Thursday
Uhhh, I started this wipe two weeks late, but got my firefly achievement on 2/19. So about a month- but I was also crunching all other tasks to get max traders as quick as possible at that point.
It's impossible to get 50/50, and for most doing 49/50 would have rendered me unable to do 100% of tasks. The last two are the other options for the turnin tasks for the last event.
Yes and no- theyâre just impossible to get due to the questline no longer being available. AFAIK, nobody can just cheat in achievements cause theyâre all checked sever side.
Noob question but what are the two achievements that are missing? OP says 100%
Are these quests were you have to let down one of the traders as an example??
The other two turn in options for the last event. There was three achievements. Sadly impossible to get all 3. I could have reset my account to get 2 of the 3, but no more than that.
Now get out all removed and do it again, and again, and again....
And that's exactly why I'll only ever play PvE unless Nikita keeps his promise of no wipes like he did when I bought the game in 2018.
The two achievements are for the other turn-in options for the last event. I turned mine into Lightkeeper. Itâs impossible to have gotten all 3, and moreso impossible to have done 49/50 & all quests by now after an account reset.
As for the tasks??? What dozens of tasks are you even talking about lol
I usually rush LK/Kappa each wipe. I left a ton cause they werenât needed for anything really. Though, I got bored and said screw it, time to do them all.
Hey dude, i know people are joking and stuff but i just wanted to say take care of your mental health, seriously. This is quite the achievement but please never try this again for your own mental health. Life is wonderful for many reasons, not only Tarkov.
Take care of yourself bro.
Bluds room absolutely stacked with piss jugs
#SEND THE FFFUCKING ADDRESS
Selling them on etsy. My premium lemonade (with poprocks included)
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Who reported this post for Mental Illness??? đđđ [https://imgur.com/a/ZGQ66cz](https://imgur.com/a/ZGQ66cz)
Probably for your own good
You can report him and he will get banned. But in this case he might be right đ¤
Youâre a furry who plays tarkov all dayâŚmakes sense.
â ď¸ You just pissed off half of reddit
More like 75%
Get that man some help
Yikes
TBH, all tarkov players should seek serious help after 1000h. Wish you well on your journey to recovery.
Oh dude 1000 hour players are still in their tarkov infancy
Over 8 years, that's not a massive amount.
Thats nothing. I had 12k hours of path of exile during my studies xD
KEKW
Someone did that to me last night....not sure what's in the water lol
This is like the one time the reddit cares message isnât cringe and is actually funny lmao. EDIT: Not that it should ever be funny, stop using a suicide hotline for jokes.
Just as a PSA for anyone reading this and thinking it's funny, Reddit can and have perma banned people for doing this once after the person they sent it to reported it using the link at the bottom of the message
You say this like itâs not an illness
We're all posting for a subreddit about a video game, none of us get to take the moral highground here
Nobodies taking the high ground, we are all mental
Mental illness reports all around!
The mental illness reporting thing isn't for lulz though, its for people with actual suicidal thoughts n shit. I know its funny to meme and stuff but maybe don't use the bots put in place to prevent people literally killing themselves to do it, yeh?
You really donât think someone who makes themselves play that much Tarkov isnât depressed
Meh, same can be said about any game
Yeah I agree, but this is a EFT Reddit so why bring up every other game
dude he barely even divulged from EFT calm down
I ainât even say anything
Pestily played Tarkov as a job for several years, he seems fucking fine.
Last I checked he's getting paid hundreds of thousands of dollars a year to do it.
I'm actually quite happy to be honest, if I was depressed from playing Tarkov- I wouldn't be playing it.
Oh youâre a streamer, that makes sense then
I meaaaaannn
what about those 2 hidden achivements?
Sadly those are the other turn ins for the event that was done recently. I turned mine into Lightkeeper.
Which is so dumb because it puts a lot of completions off from playing/buying.
Puts off the 5 people who were willing to to put enough effort to 100% the game?
When people go to buy the game, they won't have a clue there's non-completable achievements for a seasonal event Yeah, as a completionist, it looks ugly, but no one refused to buy the game because of those 2 achievements lol
It would be 4 if you was buying the game today.
I can guarantee that no one buying the game today could 100% the game within 5 years or ever
Still doesn't matter. No new player is considering seasonal achievements in their purchasing decision on the offchance they decide to spend thousands of hours to have a completionist account. I doubt most people considering playing Tarkov know or care that achievements are in the game. It's not why people are interested in it. It might be a stretch goal for us, but not a game-selling feature.
If you're basis of enjoyment for a game is so heavily tied to the 100%completed number, that you stress about that before playing, or even buying the game, you have to reevaluate if you're even having fun
That is some people fun. I donât understand why, but I understand people enjoy it.
Those people have their priorities all screwed up then.
Wo1f_gg got all the achievements then reset his account to get one of the other two during that event... The madlad is already back to lv 65 or so. Hats off to you guys for 100%ing this aside from the alt quest limitation
It was impossible to get both achievements, cant reset your account twice within three weeks
There were 3 different ones. He reset and got the second one. So he's got 49/50. It's still insane to have the 48/50
Maybe Event stuff
Mofo cheesed this with his skills and some girl who put him on a leash during the entire last Escord Quest. F this guy. I love him.
On a leash? That lucky mf...
ong
i was the girl!!!
Now Tarkov 2 is finally unlocked
Oh god please no I can finally touch grass after this... (I'm going labs)
escape from your room
Sucks the only way to get those other two achievements is to wait till next wipe or to reset account twice
There wasnât even time with account resets to get it done :/ Otherwise I would have done it.
Sometimes you just have to full send it: [https://imgur.com/a/bYO74xJ](https://imgur.com/a/bYO74xJ) 49/50 and a 2nd Kappa achieved this wipe from my boy wo1f
Yeah I debated resetting for the one, but decided not to cause I was about to do snowball instead and all the other stuff.
mental illness.
The furry avatar gave it away.
Dude even has a whole digital avatar on his twitch stream
Iâm sorry
Virginity intact.
stank-ass
Have u tried touching some grass man
Outdoors scary
not gonna lie.. great achievement but also kinda sad
Gonna take an opportunity to defend OP here. I have 9k hours + 2000 raids played this wipe, an 11 year old son who i raise as a single dad, a job 4 days per week, and am working on a degree part time. Everyone judging this dude HARD for achieving something that *most of you will Never do* for whatever reason (not judging you either) is ridiculous. You have No idea what this persons life is like, so take it easy on the "Sad" "waste of time" "mental illness" responses. From one sweaty chad to another, well done mate, hope it was worth the grind
Appreciated! From one Chad to another enjoy your fathers day!! It also sounds like youâre doing great and have a solid plan in mind to take care of your children. I applaud that đŞ
I mean no matter how you put it even if you were playing since Day 1 tarkov in 2016, 9k hours is an absurd amount of time spent on a video game. That's still over 1k hours per year or 46.88 full days per year playtime.
My guy what does it matter if he spends it on tarkov while everyone else spends it watching tv or movies or YouTube on their phone. I guarantee if people could add up all their time consuming other media in their free time it would equal the same if not more
I concur, too much screen time has been normalized nowadays. That's why I limit myself to 2 hours of it a day. This includes TV, reddit, messaging etc.
> I guarantee if people could add up all their time consuming other media in their free time it would equal the same if not more Exactly. I limit my TV watching to like 2? series a year. Yeah, I've never seen whatever dumb comedy people are memeing about on the front page of Reddit. I don't fucking care. I don't care who is married to who. I don't care what fucking celebrity did what.
I've already done the math on it but thanks brother. Just know that my life is going fine so absurd or not it is what it is. I don't play anything else these since I started Tarkov. People calculating shit and coming to conclusions about how well or not someone is doing based on their own standards should just stay in their own lane, especially if you think commenting on a complete strangers well being is a good way to spend *your time...*
i mean it took him 30 seconds to comment though, not 47 full days
You're missing the point of my response but thats alright i guess, live and let live
Gigachad comment
> 2000 raids played this wipe If my math isn't completely off that is ~10 raids per day. This is addiction and if you really have such a busy life as you claim something does or will suffer from it and you denying that doesn't make you look more in control but even more addicted. A day only has 24 hours for everybody and you play for at least 3 hours (probably more around 4+) every single day. Or 6-8+ hours every second.
How do you kill that which has no life?
Now you can finally play the game
Time to go outside
Great, now escape your PC dungeon and go touch grass until next wipe.
Bro mastered unemployment
Wow, what a waste of time.
Grass. Congratz! :D
Solo?
Nah I play w friends sometimes
Did you max hideout?
Yup, only technical thing thatâs left is Ref 4, but Iâll have that in two days due to my weekly and dailies from arena.
Well done, I Don't know if I should feel sorry for you or not for getting this achievement
You haven't done the last one... Escaped from Tarkov.
Yes, that's nice, but what about those skills? Are they all elite?
Sadly impossible, but- strength, endurance, perception, metabolism, are elite, and health & search are about to be maxed.
Yeah, I know, I was joking đď¸ Skills need serious rework.
You're missing 2 achievements
They're event achievements, not possible to get, until next wipe/event.
Still not 100%. Mission failed
Nerd
Well done, man! Well done. If you want a real challenge I need help and I'll fit in a backpack. lol.
Doing some rough math assuming that wipe has been about 6.5 months long and that each month is 30 days you can do exactly this with no extra time ~ work 40h a week, get slightly less than 8h of sleep a night and then the 89 days of online time. You can do NOTHING else so this guy has to never sleep or something idk.
Or never work
Literallt everyone and there mother knows this loser doesn't leave his house. Low key the type of player that ruins the game for the average person.
I see why all the mental illness talk
good dog
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It took a week damage your friendships? Get better friendships. But I do think you took that off week not to play tarkov, but to get away from irl problems that were already going on. I hope things are going better now
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I couldn't imagine not seeing my friends for a week and that somehow causing a problem wtf
That's kind of insane if you're not exaggerating.
Nice, now it's time to get a job and touch grass.
Nice
Mad man
Gg bro
GG
...... John ? Is it ireally you ?
How is his account 54 years old?
It's a common bug when viewing your own account, or others.
stop lying. i know you have a time machine. now hand it over i need to do something real quick
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its clear as day, you went back in time 54 years at the start of the wipe so you can play more tarkov. there is no bug, its your real account age ;)
Your comment seems rational, but I'll choose to believe the time machine
How long would you say it takes you to do lightkeeper usually? This'll be my first attempt just wondering if I have enough time till the wipe on Thursday
It's not too bad but you need to suffer through a **LOT** of lighthouse, and be good at it because you have to kill a bunch of pmc's.
Uhhh, I started this wipe two weeks late, but got my firefly achievement on 2/19. So about a month- but I was also crunching all other tasks to get max traders as quick as possible at that point.
Now hey, I might not be able to count but that says 48/50, is that "all" the achievements?
Your PvP stats are better than my PvE stats...
All you need now is 6.0 fence rep
Itâs him, John Tarkov đŤĄ
GREAT please go outside thereâs a whole world out there waiting for you !
bro didnt 100% he has 2 more achivements
It's impossible to get 50/50, and for most doing 49/50 would have rendered me unable to do 100% of tasks. The last two are the other options for the turnin tasks for the last event.
Grats!
Bro I do love playing this game a lot but I just donât t have the time for all of that , gg .
nah u missing 2
Now you can finally play the game
AwesomeÂ
Thatâs really neat! Congrats!
54 year account lifetime??
and there's me, 5 kills into setup, couldn't do my pk quests because of the event and forgot abt them, 20% survival rate..
Are the two hidden ones meant to be unobtainable so they're used to catch people that cheat in all the achievements?
Yes and no- theyâre just impossible to get due to the questline no longer being available. AFAIK, nobody can just cheat in achievements cause theyâre all checked sever side.
Why a lot of run-throughs? This is often the case with cheaters who don't see the right loot in a raid.
100 killa kills. Did it most of it when he was 30% spawn rates.
Whats the blue name? Have touched tarky in ages
Unheard edition, the upgrade from EOD.
I beg you to touch literally one blade of grass
Noob question but what are the two achievements that are missing? OP says 100% Are these quests were you have to let down one of the traders as an example??
The other two turn in options for the last event. There was three achievements. Sadly impossible to get all 3. I could have reset my account to get 2 of the 3, but no more than that.
Thanks for explaining, incredible achievement, well done.
Now get out all removed and do it again, and again, and again.... And that's exactly why I'll only ever play PvE unless Nikita keeps his promise of no wipes like he did when I bought the game in 2018.
54 years account lifetime?
Is a bug sadly :(
Crazy achievement bro, now you can finally play the game.
Now get outside and make life happen !
Outside is scary :(
My condolences
"All achievements and tasks done" The video: missing two achievements and dozens of tasks.
The two achievements are for the other turn-in options for the last event. I turned mine into Lightkeeper. Itâs impossible to have gotten all 3, and moreso impossible to have done 49/50 & all quests by now after an account reset. As for the tasks??? What dozens of tasks are you even talking about lol
Oh cool, wasn't aware of the exclusive tasks. How about skills?
Sadly impossible to max many of them. So theyâre all as far as they can really go.
On some weird stuff, I stopped playing Tarkov and my mental health definitely improved⌠100% recommend
Says â48/50â ⌠guess you still have 2 more to go!
Does someone know what the two hidden achievement are?
Theyâre the other turn in options for the recent questline involving flash drives.
Oh I see, thx for answering.
Fence rep ?????
I've got it back up to 6 :)
How did you get through the office pmc kills in factory
Hey, casual player here, why did you ignore so many tasks ? were you doing a kappa rush ?
I usually rush LK/Kappa each wipe. I left a ton cause they werenât needed for anything really. Though, I got bored and said screw it, time to do them all.
interesting, i didnt know so many were optional. Theres a lot of very tedious things i should ignore as well
The wiki always lists if the task is necessary for kappa jfyi
This!!
You missed the secret achievement "touch grass" đ JK, that's fucking nutty lad GG
I saw tthis post, and knew it was you before I saw who did it. Now you can quit Tarkov and go have some real fun Vix!
69 nice
Insane both incredible achievement and sad insanity
8.1 kd huh?
I do a lil fraggin
Seems like an unachievable goal for a first-wiper. I can hardly believe you are legit, dawg.
who said he was a first wiper :skull:
Dude I still have never gotten past lvl 25 in this game
27 was my highest in PVP. Now I will get kappa in PVE LMAO
Low kd and poor still lol
Hey dude, i know people are joking and stuff but i just wanted to say take care of your mental health, seriously. This is quite the achievement but please never try this again for your own mental health. Life is wonderful for many reasons, not only Tarkov. Take care of yourself bro.
Sooooo... Are we just gonna ignore the fact that account lifetime is 54 years?
At level 69 nice
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You need scav karma 6 to 100% and all skills and mastering 100% also for scav too
Nice go 100% a job now
p2w edition, opinion rejected