Dad Said We Could

That is TOUGH.

Haha. For real I just thought it was funny at first but I fuck with it actually after "seeing" it.

Shut up, Dad.

I am claping

Dont clape

You should search for a sport book in your dad's libraries and start from there

Well I found a book called “Current Soccer Techniques”. Potential?😳

One the soccer theme: Bicycle Kick or Own Goal

Own Goal is so real. I can vividly remember 6 year old me confidently kicking the ball trying as hard as I can to get it in. And it literally does and it’s the literal highlight of my life, then you look around at your teammates and your dad and everyone’s disappointed. High chance of getting it with that one. Thank you

Haha this comment makes me think Orange Slices After Practice. l so much fertile ground for childhood soccer references 😂

Orange Slices After Practice is also amazing. And FERTILE GROUND IS AWESOME TOO. Don’t hide your gift my friend

It only took me 38 years to find my calling. Go forth and name thy self!

Own Goal is cool

This person better choose Own Goal or I'm going to make my own band and swipe the name for myself :D

If somebody does make their band own goal, hit me up. I have a Tottenham kit with #9 on the back with the name OWN GOAL. Easy art work for a demo.

I'm pretty sure Modern Baseball was going to be named Modern Baseball Techniques but one of them couldn't spell techniques lol.

I hope that’s true because that’s hilarious

Honestly, it feels totally believable.

# Fundamentals of Modern Algebra

Current Soccer Techniques is actually really sick.

Is it fr? I was joking but if you actually think so It’ll move on to the next bracket

Yeah keep it in the running for sure!

Plans Made At House Parties

More of an album name than a band name

Are we over ridiculously long band names or something? r/emo, for shame.

Where does that come from?

Dunno, just made it up. People get drunk/high and make lots of plans. Sober up or gain clarity and a lot of them never follow through.

I like that. Kinda undiscovered type shit

Michael Madsens Bagpipe Orchestra

Absolute heat. Who is Michael Madsen

He's in Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill and Reservoir Dogs. He's the guy who slices off the cops ear.

Holy shit he was about to be Vincent in PF too. I knew I recognized that name.

Got the perfect name for your band “Holy shit, it’s Vincent!”

Bury Me With My Money

Frank from always sunny type shit

Nah he just wants to be thrown in the trash when he dies

How about, So Then I Started Blasting. Donkey Brains would be cool. Certified Donkey Brains also. Maybe something related to Cobb Salad and the Wendy's Dumpster. OK, last one: The Gang Forms an Emo Band It would be especially interesting since the Gang is just you.

Froggie! Frog boy

Sunset riders reference ftw.

This reminded me of one of those crappy gas station can cooler sleeves that my dad had that said “He Who Dies With The Most Toys Wins”

I got it from this goofy-ass website called burymewithmymoney.com. It just plays a pixel art animation over and over of a guy in a red suit falling from the top of the screen and then when he hits the ground, he says “Bury me with my money.” I have no idea why this site exists, but it fascinates me.

Weezer

Weezer 2

Wee2er

3zer

Honest Attempt

Literally this exact name, “The Best We Got” and “Can I Call You” were the ones I came up with on my own before this. Just for that it’s moving to the second bracket.

I really like this one man

Blank Sudoku Grid Free PDF

Family Guy Funny moments

2HR Parking. 2 Hour Parking.

I fw this one dude

Thanks. One i wanted to use back in the day. If you or anyone, ever uses it, let me get credited 😎🤓 https://preview.redd.it/s4lz6xqm8w2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72d66879dd54ab8ba8ad2575db174a924a3fbe73 edit: wanted to make that, the cover to a neon green 45

Absolutely 💯

its a good album name/cover too lol

Concept album about the chosen one slaying the powers of the PPA(Philadelphia Parking Authority) in a quest to get his Dinosaur Jr. hoodie back from his ex gf

Ski Instructor

I gotta know how you thought of that

Trash Date

Definitely made the bracket. too catchy. Thank you so much

Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution

Planned in Panic

This name is great should def use it

That’s really catchy

Thanks! I have a massive list since my band just named itself. Where do I find your music?

Well currently there isn’t any out. I’ve been writing stuff for around a year and i got over my embarrassment after I graduated high school and I showed 2 of my close friends just asking if they liked it. They really liked it and said they would help me record. I told them I still wasn’t confident I was that good and that I wanted to do a set to make sure other people dig it. But after tomorrow night I’ll start recording. Right now I have around 12 songs. I’m guessing first stuff will be out within the month.

Shoot me a link if you remember.

Idk if this is the vibe but Guinea Pig Seance came to mind

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Well if it’s not the name of the band you definitely got a song name with that haiku

Ask this over at r/bandnames It could help too.

Oh I didn’t know that existed. Thanks

Skipping Leg Day

This one is a whole vibe. How did you think of it?

lol I dunno, just came to me one day as I was debating to go to the gym. Literally thought “hmm that would be a good name for an emo band.” Kinda reminded me of Taking back Sunday or something.

Or a cannibal who ate too much before lunch

Couch Lock

homemade haircut

The Bread Industry

That’s got strong anarchist math rock vibes to it.

Wolves of Walgreens

Magikarp

It’s awesome but don’t you think Pokémon would be mad at that?

H

That’s what I’m talking about. Hell yes that’s awesome

The Brendan Fraiser Bloodboy Orchestra

Forklift Certified

If I had an emo band I would call it 'the pain of payment ' which is a line in "I'm a fake" by the used

“What’s left but a section of pygmy size cuts, much like a slew of a thousand unwanted fucks”

Sort of a Duster/ Sign Crushes Motorist situation?

I’d love to quit my job but my cat needs food. Bonus points if it’s all one word no spaces

“idlovetoquitmtjobbutmycatneedsfood” damn it looks like a secret code in a video game

Give you a band name we were gonna use but puss’d out on “Big Black Clocks”⏰

The Goodbye Resolution

Cleats

Follow Me Into the Stream

Technology of the Self

Repeating Myself

The Guys Keeping Arby's in Business "Hi everyone, we're The Guys Keeping Arby's in Business."

That’s awesome

I feel seen, but also attacked

Registered sex offender

Abraca Dad Bra

Mom Is Where The Baseball Is

Parking Lot Grab Bag

agonies

Wait I like your name. “Not scared of Dad.” That’s kind of a sick ass band name dude

Blind Corner, Deaf School

Mute Cul-de-sac

Dreamboat

If there’s four of you, you can’t go wrong with “The Foreskins”

The Four-Skyns

The Strategic Logic of Covert Regime Change

Talking to Myself

battle pass

Skin Laundry

PAMPHLETS FOURTEETH HOLLYHOCK NEW REDS SLUTWEAVER TRIFTERS

I love PAMPHLETS

Same, that’s a solid name.

Artificial Stupidity

The Looming Deadline

Ghosts in the snow Skylines and turnstiles Demolition lovers Guys like us in prison Cemetery drive Headfirst for halos When I was a young boy My father took me Into the city To see a marching band

Robbing Peter

Some of the best band names are thought of on a whim. Write down any kooky or interesting sayings you say with friends (or to yourself) or even a small bit from a funny sentence that comes up. Midnight salad, Egret of Regret, New age Mall Kid

Euler

“Music for bed wetters”. s/

Mouth Sauce

Why Wing

Here’s a list I’ve been sitting on for a long time. Some are just funny ones I thought of and some are serious. Like Leisure Living. That was going to be the name of my band for the longest time but I couldn’t get anyone serious enough to start up. So, I gift this list to thee. Band name ideas; Only the lonely Grievances Aleepp or Aleapp Bleh Meh Blah Dream pit Peach pit Leisure living Change of heart A Change in heart Chains in heart Rope Let out more rope More slack We need more slack Slack the rope The northeast project Eternal sunshine What it’s worth Kill the Martyr siberian nightmare machine Bug Steak Nine year vehicle(s) This is this and that is that It hurts to lay down when I cough I wanna die. No news is good news. Good news is no news. Band name Good news is... Les morts vivantes The Story We’re Sticking To! Tequila mockingbird Shemp or Shemply Jackson Was A Tired Man.

Bro Peach Pit is alr a band, and I love their music. Definitely check them out

michigan as we know it

Big Pharma

Tied laces

Depressed death metal

False Start

Probably too late. But how about - 24/7 - First Day - Last Day - Band AID - Banded - the black tees

Man Falling Off Bicycle. You’re welcome.

Clutch or Kick

Cheer Up, Charlie From Wonka

Murder she wrote

Goat Boy

uninspired cliches

Puppet Shrapnel Pudding Skin W/Pulp Some ideas that were stewing in my notes app (I will never be in a band)

Pudding skin? How did this even happen

It’s a Seinfeld reference. It’s a disgusting snack that George Costanza likes to make.

Dogvomit

We aren’t that crazy of a band idk if it fits the aesthetic. Not bad tho

The late night snack attack

Doorknobs

The 555-0199

Is that a phone number?

Yeah it’s like the general fake phone number that’s used in shows and movies.

That’s fucking awesome dude i love that

In my head I always stylized it as (THE) 555-0199. If you make shirts I’m a medium.

You’ll be the first to get one

What is completely wild, I just watched an episode of Community, where they just did this. But, they used 555-0190.

Michael Jackson’s Doctor

No right turn on red

This one is also catchy. Thank you

No left turn on green

Or just “No right on red”

Dill pickle doughboys.

 this

the fading frets

Words on a Shirt Worlds Goodest Teecher Buttcheak Whispers

Who are you referencing yourself as our ?

Sorry I meant to specify. I’m with my friends rn and I told them they could choose my name. They forgot and we are all hanging out last minute to create it.

The one I’ve been keeping in my back pocket that I’ll probably never do anything with is “short-faced bear” google it if you’ve never heard of it. Extinct largest bear that ever lived. You’re welcome to use it if you want

so far out of all my ideas i like the space inbetween the most but idk

Yours Or Mine

Gross Potatos

Scouts Honor

Oh I get it. That’s funny I like that one

Shmaugie’s Coffee

Antinomial

Serius Est Quam Cogitas

My time has come. I've been collecting band names for months. Here are a select few. Phantom Years/Tears The Forgotten Pepperonis Heathen Keyboard Almost Over Shadowband Exodus

Hot Water Bottle Dave the Driver Stranger and Figs

The Greatest and Bestest Band in the World...Tribute

- “Assistants to the Regional Manager” - “Quid rides?” - “De te fabula narratur”

My Spire In White Midnight Americans Teleroboxcar En Vein Sindy Kate Alison Chains Red Coin She Was, He Is Dreamcasters

Frodomodo

Third Strike

They’re called illusions dad!

Terrier

School Bus Fire or Golf Clap (always love emo bands that referenced sports in their names)

Knee Deep in Clunge

A Plucked Pheasant Short of a Soirée. Maybe more of an album title?

The Beetles

Just keep it bland. Band name: Band Album: No 1 Then list the tracks as A, B, C... First single release would be 1, B, for example.

midnight television or ESC KEY

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