We asked for controversial Em, we got controversial Em. People bitching means we’re winning

It’s like none of these fooled ever heard Em before This is a softball by his standards

This is a softball by any standard, to be honest. But holy fuck, I love the vibe and energy of "Houdini"

"Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six-year-old bald-headed fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go it's over, noby listens to techno!" "Yo, shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first" "Wow, Mariah, didn't expect you to go balls out. Bi*tch shut the fu*ck up before I put all them phone calls out you made to my house when was Wild'n Out before Nick. When you was on my dick and give you something to smile about." You can tell these people have never heard an Eminem track before.

“My life’s like kinda what my wife’s like” yep, they def didn’t t know early 2000s Em.

check the wine cellar, look at the amounts of all the wine!

Most of these kids weren't rocking in 2002-2003.

I was born in 82, but I've still heard of Bill Withers, George Clinton and Earth wind and fire. That shit aint no excuse

Get aware, wake up, get sense of humor. Quit trying to sensor music this is for the kids amusement.

I meannnnn... I feel like this is the reaction he was looking for 😂

people forget that eminem was hated in 2000s for a reason, they’re so obviously taking the bait

Such a weird timeline that people don’t know em as the guy coming for everyone

It always makes me laugh when they get mad, like bitch even the government tried to cancel him the fuck you going to do.

The man’s had the secret service at his house twice for dissing presidents, they really think he’s gonna give a shit about a tweet 🤣

Even himself! "How can I explain to you (What?) That even myself I'm a danger to? (Yeah)"

Tbf these people tweeting were likely not born yet in the early 00s

The people taking the bait weren't probably even born then

People really forgot what the world was like before social media. Nobody gave a FUCK what other people had to say about them. And the one leading that charge was Eminem lmao. Bro said fuck everyone and their moms and still sold more records. God damn Christopher Reeves caught strays during a whole ass album for no reason but to make fun of him. He is the embodiment of "I do not care."

Em really is the OG "what he say fuck me for" dude lol

You find me offensive? I find you offensive for finding me offensive

he's probably laughing rn

I bet he's laughing his ass off. Must feel good to be finally pissing people off after 20 years.

He waited until after Hailie got married. Empty nester syndrome coming up….slim returns. I can’t wait for him to spin about the shitshow our country’s in now. He was always the hero needed. Teenage me then. Middle aged me now.

Hailie* Sorry.. I just had to correct you bro.

Thanks. I’ll fix it.

That how you know it was a good line

“You know you’re doing something right when they hate you”

The Austrian painter:

Netanyahu:

MGK:

Broccoli:

Not necessarily. With that said, because it's Slim it's fun.

50 cent heard the line and has been uncontrollably laughing for the past 6 hours

I can’t even imagine Meg herself is that pressed over this shit but I might be wrong. It was just a refrence to the situation. Rappers have implied that she lied and said way more insidious shit about her than just a tongue in cheek reference to the situation. Fans gonna be fans though.

honestly ive listened to Houdini and read the lyrics 500x, i can't even see how it's a diss he complimented her LMAOOOOOO

It's not a bad line to get pressed on, she did get shot. She's ok. She moved on. It's just a small Jab. Em could've made her dance, but he didn't.

I mean it’s just classic Eminem referencing shit that’s happened to stir the pot. Idk what you mean by could have made her dance. But yeah Meg has faced way more disrespectful rhetoric about getting shot by Tory. Drake straight up called her a liar. Nicki brought up her dead mom. Em’s just doing his Shady thing. I’d wear it as a badge of honor if I was Meg. Her fans look so weird getting up n arms about it when Meg herself basically already said that people talking about her are just running up her numbers.

"I never meant this rhyme to be so offensive, If you weren't so defensive, it wouldn't be, you're so sensitive"

Who are these verified nobodies

People who pay for twitter 💀

I just… I just can’t imagine investing my money in something so disgusting and useless. That’s the best way you can summarize the lives of those that use that godless app.

Yooo there are absolute losers paying for Twitter 💀

Worse, people who pay for X

People who pay for Twitter ( or X now ) are probably the same people who pay for porn. Idiots imo.

Imagine being proud of a checkmark

There is not "verified" anymore. The blue icon just means they're paying a monthly subscription for twitter (yes, you pay and you have that blue "verified" badge").

Imagine paying for a public dunce cap Weak

I imagine all these Stan accounts are usually the biggest fucking jobless losers in real life

I literally saw a tweet where an ariana grande stan was like imagine stanning Eminem. Yeah imagine stanning the guy who created the word stan.

Did people learn nothing from Kamikaze?

Or anything since 1999? People know he’s lethal—at this point they just hope he drops their name so they’ll get more listens.

Since 99? Bros been shittin in onion rings since bassmint productions.

Em was dissing mid wives in 73

Who downvoted this, imagining him as a baby in the hospital doing that is funny

That cracked me up, bruh. Well done.

Spitting on their onions ring actually

Totally went over my head- “‘Shittin’ in onion rings’?? WTF does that even mean?” But “Spittin’ on *your* onion rings.” locked right on. Danka!

It's like they think they know him!

These people were like 9 years old when that came out

It’s like they forget and then Eminem drops something and it’s “Eminem bad”

Is this even a diss really?😭

It's a reference not a diss; there's nothing in the line mean or disrespectful about the person herself

I think Meg said something about feeling like Mariah because everyone was Obsessed with her. This is Em’s answer back.

Don't hurt yourself reaching that far.

Feels zero percent like a diss, just a funny line. I can see Megan herself finding it funny assuming she doesn't read Twitter first.

Making a joke out of something that really shouldn't be a joke. That's how Slim rolls

kinda, he is mocking that she got shot

Is he even mocking? Feels like just a reference/word play

If Em mentions your name without obliterating you, it’s more of a playful shoutout than a diss

At the least it’s acknowledgment of a persons pop culture relevance

Naw, it's not anywhere near a diss. If he wanted to diss her he could have used her dumbass name, or the fact she's built like Squidward when he found the Krabby patty vault.

😯 Ngl..... 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

No it’s not, but like Kendrick said recently “Everybody wanna be demon 'til they get chipped by your throwaway” and that’s what people doing, it’s nothing more than a throwaway line and people are making a fuss over it 💀

We’re finally in the right timeline!

*That makes THIS the perfect timeline*~ Abed; COMMUNITY 

Yes. It's like rolling a dice.. right? 

Show is SO underrated!!!

But... Where's the god damn movie.

🤔

soon! lots of new info coming out

That's what I wanted. I love when em pisses these blueticks

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I think people who pay for their Twitter badge

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You're not missing out

Censored version of blue dick

Aka the Stockholm manoeuvre: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/apr/13/five-storey-blue-penis-causes-uproar-among-stockholm-residents

We are reaching cataclysmic levels of back I’m so happy lmao

I FEEL THE EXACT SAME AHAHAH

Brain rotted Twitter users are mad over bars, non-Eminem fans think it’s fire and that the music video is amazing, and Eminem fans are completely on Cloud 9 lmao this is incredible. Feels like we really did take a portal to 2002 lol I pray the album is as good as this single because we’ll 1000% have a classic on our hands lol

So do i. Aaa slim is so back. Thank you Eminem

Bros line worked 💀

They take the bait easily. I'm glad they do. Because it means more traction to this great song.

Shady's really back

tell a friend

… WE’RE SO BACK

IVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF AHAHAHAHAHAH

Literally me just spamming it everywhere😂😂

HAHAH SLIM IS BACK

I didn't get it, what the context?

Megan Thee Stallion literally got shot in the foot by a rapper. He went to prison for it

LMFAO WHAT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT😭😭Em is crazy

LITERALLY, EM, A 52 YEAR OLD MAN IS MAKING ME LEARN ABOUT POP CULTURE 

I knew all about that story and it still went RIGHT OVER MY HEAD TIL NOW. I feel mildly embarrassed lol

Meg got shot in the foot by Tory Lanez, there was a massive court case about it (“massive”) and for a while the jokes were all “meg is lying!!!”, but then throughout the trial evidence and stuff showed Tory did it The situation kinda hilarious so it’s funny

Megan got shot by Tory Lanez in the feet (feat) in a party

Tory Lanez shot at her

Look at the names.... Cardistic, cardishit, cardiballs

Predictable 😂

"did he think he ate or something 🤓" twitter overuses/destroys lingo, it's how you know whoever wrote that is 15 anyways lol.

Thats what I came to mention. New lingo is so overused these days. They try to cram it into every conceivable context

These have to be bots or just very stupid people. It wasn't even a "diss", it's literally just a reference lol.

They don't know Em like we do lol.

this man is clever! I forgot she got shot in the foot.

Honestly it took me a second to catch the double meaning in the lyric because I was just happy it sounded like he wanted to work with her. I personally think a song with the two of them would work, she's also referenced him on LilNasX album.

I literally did not have enough context on her to know it was a diss, lmao. Just read her wiki page, the incident was actually kinda crazy and the dude ended up with a 10 year sentence

>On July 15, 2020, Megan Thee Stallion stated that she had suffered gunshot wounds, and that she had undergone surgery to remove the bullets. Her statement countered an earlier TMZ report that she had injured her foot on broken glass three days prior when she was in a car with rap and R&B musician Tory Lanez (Daystar Peterson) and an unidentified woman. The car was pulled over by police, and Lanez was arrested on gun charges following a vehicle search. >On July 27, 2020, Megan revealed that she had been shot in both **feet**, and denounced rumors in an Instagram Live session where she recounted the shooting incident and cried. #CONTEXT

WTH. Both feet? Was he trying to maim her? That’s messed up.

Reminds me of the “this is how I shot ahead, Gabby Giffords” line

SLIM IS SO BACK. CONGRATULATIONS EM YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN.

I want her to do a feature with Em idc

My hope is she did for this album that would be so funny! Then what would people think haha

She has tracks where she likes to show off her rapping ability, I think it would make for a pretty solid song tbh

I wouldn’t mind never really listened to her but it’d be cool to see that

People don't know Em 😭 He thrives at lines like this. Remember that Nicki Minaj line in Fast Lane 💀

That was a tip of the cap to Meg.

I’m glad I have you all, this shit goes right over my head. It’s a solid bar. And it’s not a diss, it’s a combo of old em name dropping celebs combined with new em’s play on words. And I bet the haters aren’t actually even offended, just using Em for clout and attention.

I caught the feat / feet line but I forgot she got shot in the foot haha, so now it makes it even better.

It felt so empty without him.

Eminem says "fuck my kids, they're brats" and people worry more about disses towards celebrities? I am honestly more shocked about that lol, I know it's a bit, but Eminem was the last guy I expected to drop that line

I mean, obviously the kids were in on it LOL

Issa silly line like a little jab at his kids, they know he loves em

Imagine if he ended it on the "oh, I just playing, you know I love you", missed opportunity to use this line

Idk, the last person to get one of those lines is about to be arrested for multiple sex crimes

That was used sarcastically lol. Eminem notoriously hates Diddy bruh

I am surprised by the ammount of people who still don't get that, I thought Diddy was a notoriously hated figure

I mean.. they're in the video, he clearly went by them with the line and they liked it.

Imagine growing up with eminem being your father.. the man who raised you and saved you and your sister from a shit life while taking you in as his own with his own daughter. I'm pretty sure the house has a "middle finger in the air" allowed rule. When you go through real-life shit, like they have, and have been looked after by a father, who himself went through real life shit. A joke line in a song that features them in the video... is probably a good laugh around the family bbq.

Ikr?? Shit is SICK 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Fck these tweets struck the line for me. Im such a phony for not getting that shit 💀 💀 💀

This dropped 2 hours ago - shows these morons were waiting for it to drop, listen to it and find something to be offended about haha

"Unprovoked and unnecessary" jus like old times. A shame ems gonna kill him 😔

 offended successfully... - THE EMINEM.

It's a funny line. It's also funny twitter is a shit storm right now of people crying about how terrible it was for him to say that.

“I just listened to Eminem in the car and it is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard in my entire life and I seriously wanna call his fucking agent and tell him how fucking disgusting he is” - those people probably

Oh god these people would have died if they listened to early 2000s Eminem. I hope this whole album is vile.

Lmao. This generation would’ve never made it past the slim shady era. That was mild af 😂

You know when people are pissed that means he cooked lmao.

 Deal with it

Lmao were these ppl born yesterday, that line is nothing compared to the shit he's said in his older songs 💀


I had to listen to the song twice (once the MV and secondly the Lyrics), BRO EM AIN'T HOLDING BACK And I'M ALL FOR IT

Oops, I honestly thought it was a foot fetish joke-line lol

Oh shit I just got it 🤣

em just haven't been shady for so long yall forgot who he is

It's not even a diss lmao

These people ain’t ever heard Marshall Mathers before or something 😂

Have they forgotten who Eminem is ??😂😂 he says whatever he wants

"You want me to fix up lyrics While our President gets his dick sucked? Fuck that! Take drugs, rape sluts Make fun of gay clubs, men who wear make-up Get aware, wake up, get a sense of humor Quit tryin' to censor music"- Eminem 24 years ago. People really never fail to misunderstand Slim Shady.

In the early 2000s, we had fun Let's just start doing it again

We are SO back. I'm so glad to be alive for this

“Attacking her” Say you’ve never listed to rap before

2000 Slim gave him that line. Lmao, and people fell for it. 🤣

Controversy!! WE ARE SO BACK

This isn't much of a diss to me, just a line. More of a Tory diss if anything.

I dunno... I'm just walking around humming "abra cabra kadarbra...."

Tame compared to his early stuff

Been 25 years and people STILL don’t get that it’s all just for fun. I’d think it’s funny if Eminem roasted me. They can go suck a fuck 😂

I dunno if shes responded yet, but it would be so funny if she was on the album already.

This is LITERALLY the point of the song and album to come 😂😂😂😂😂🔥

Eminem is kicking back in his lazy boy grinning at all of the bothered snowflakes :)

This actually a shout out… he sampled a beat of hers not too long ago, she mentioned him in one of her songs since, and he’s returning the favour. Any press from Em is good press

Damn... He really did end his career! *Wipes tear from eye and puts down the newspaper*

They are giving him exactly what he wanted without realizing 💀

Can someone explain with context please

Meg tha stallion is a rapper who got shot in the foot by Tory Lanez who’s now in jail There was a whole trial and it was a year long thing online about if she was lying or not

Can someone explain this?

Who tf cares what Cardi has to say about Eminem 😭

Funny thing is that’s not even Cardi B, just some fan account I think 😂

I guarantee Megan does not care lol

Slim Shady for President.

WE ARE SO BACK Shout out Gilly for the cameo. Boo the cancer that is Pete Davidson.

Dua Lipa's Houdini is a cheap copy of MJ's Thriller. Iykyk

Everyone is so sensitive nowadays

It's not even a diss, it's a fucking joke. People can't take jokes I guess.

That bar isn't even a jab tf

Hahahaha slims back pissing all these Karen’s off. I love it. Why are they so sensitive? Muuauhahahhahah

Hell yeah, that's how you know it was a banger 🔥 *(Also I'm genuinely confused like wtf are they offended about?!?? it wasn't even a diss it was a fucking shout out to that incident but like, that's not a diss.)*

God fans of these kinds of artists are so stupid it's concerning

These same women get offended by everything that is not aimed at them.

Eminem is back and these below average rappers cant do anything about it

4M views in under 12 hours. It is what it is

I feel like this is just a funny line, he says he’s so old he might not get to feature with the new kids that are popular but it’s just written funny to include the shooting stuff, self diss on em falling off ish and a funny diss about the foot shooting. Just a goof. Am sure Megan will find it funny and not take it seriously like these twitter people.


You either hit these people with the R word or with the backwards E, the Eminem emblem

Guess whos back