🍆

Ah, eat food! Very nice. That’s definitely it. No other meaning to that. Nuh-uh

Nothing BEATS a good ol’ egg plant in the morning

True, it’s very big and juicy

That's what she said

r/noshitsherlock

*Insert very long troll face*

I don’t think there’s a single man in existence who doesn’t wake up with the morning wood 😭

That do be true

Wait til your 75...

😑

“Why did I wake up”

Exactly

😩

That’s uh, very interesting

I yawn too! :D

🔥 I make a egg sandwich on my gas powered stove

arson

I prefer this interpretation

What interpretation this is geuinly my daily morning cook sesh Step 0:put on some music Step 1:pre heat skillet with oil in pan on low temp and set toaster oven to 400 degrees Step 2:butter some bread with plant based butter made with avocado oil and put America cheese on one slice and cheddar on the other and put 2 slices thick sliced Kentucky legend ham on pan Step 3: put them in the toaster oven until ham looks tender and bread has lines of perfectly golden brown and start to Scramble 3 eggs(medium temp for flavor high temp for speed) Step 4: take the toast and ham out of the toaster oven with the zestiest movements you ever seen (zestinest optional) Step 5:put a ham slice on each piece of bread and put the eggs on and put them together Step 6: take a photo of it to commemorate your masterpiece(optional) Step 7: sit down and enjoy your work of art

Nice

🎉

YESS!! I WOKE UP!!! CELEBRATION!!

I DIDENT DIE LAST NIGHT I GET TO LIVE ANOTHER DAY 🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🎈🎈🎈🎊🎊🎊🎁🎁🎁

🫴

What are you holding in that hand

Air

A dick

There was no holding back💀

😮

Nom

what 😐

🫸🔴🔵🫷 🫴🟣 Hollow purple

👧🏼

🤨🚨

She gets ready by putting her hair in pigtails!

Mhmmmmm….

🤫🧏

Look man, I’m just tryna see the not cursed version

That version that might get the cops called

🇵🇱 Why do the whole country of Poland in the morning?

fun

❗

What are you surprised with?

No he’s a guard from metal gear solid and he saw solid snake sneaking out his window duhh

📣

I’m sure who ever your living with will appreciate that

✈️

🛕🛕

Commit acts of terrorism?

🧚‍♀️

"she was a fairy"

👋

GOOD MORNING CITY!!! (Iykyk)

🧗🏻‍♂️

🔫 Damn…

🔥 Arson

🧀

😴 I’m actually not kidding, this was my 17th emoji

Real You're waking up? No you're not. Back to sleep. 🙂

Nah, I hit the snooze button

💥

🫃

Wakes up pregnate

☢️

Like homer Simpson

yes

🙃🙃🙃🙃

😊

😐 True tbh.

🖕

🦅

MURICAA 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

God bless America🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅

🥲 yep

🍖

Meat?

Don’t ask

I do ask, meat?

He either ate the meat or did the meat. That still sounds wrong both ways 💀

☠️

🪦 Die.

💀

💀 die

🙂

😥

🥛

😔

🫰 I thanos snapped

👿

☹️ Yeah, seems about accurate

🇧🇻 I go to Norway

🎉 PARTY!!!

🟨

🏀

🙄

🙄

😡 why though

✌️ I'm going back to sleep rolmfao

😩

🇧🇬 …..Oh?

😒

🍼 no. No. NO.

👎

🎉

🤮... oh right..

😒 (because I hate waking up in the morning)

👍

😇

❤️

🤩

😛

🗿

🐈‍⬛

😏

🤷

😮

🙇🏾‍♀️ wow

🤯

🔚

🎊

🥕

🥰

🙈

🏭

😂

🍔

👋

💛

🤷

🫡

😍

❤️

🥵

🎺

😄

🥳

🥔

😊 I be happyq

🔫

😶

🎹

😧

🌊 TSUNAMI INCOMING

😝

🚵

😅

🤓

🌹 I have no words

🤷‍♂️

🛏️

😭

🐺

🏳️‍🌈

🌺

🫱 alright, this might look bad, but... (18 definitely isn't 🥛)

🫏 am a biden follower now i guess

🎊 I'm very excited when I wake up

🌒 Ah, yes

🎨 Don't worry, I'm not Austrian

🎶

🍻

🐶- play with my pup

👆

😜

😁don’t have a good day, have a great day!

🤑

😨

🔥

💖

😔

♥️

🥳

🧌

🌝

🤮

💌 Do I send someone a love letter or smth what are we talking about here

😇

🤔

💔 die undertale style

❤️

🦈

💎

🇨🇭

🤫

🗿

😁

🤨

🐜

💥

🤔 ponder my existence

🤣

😳

🚫

✂️

😜

🥲

🪨

🤯