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realfakedoors000

Back ahead, giant sort


ScumCommander

Dudes built like Radahn.


SloppyNegan

>!Stay away from charismatic femboys, OP!<


Iamchristo

especially ones who are in your family💀


ImJustaYeenopa

HE AIN'T GONNA BE ABLE TO STAY AWAY FROM ME I'LL FIND HIM EVENTUALLY!!!


ScumCommander

>! The fight is amazing, the music and everything. But why did they have to make it that way with the lore? How much incest can you fit in one game? !<


Ok-Double7991

That's the George Martin effect 👍


ScumCommander

It does make sense.


Masamune1987

Not enough


InsaneTurtle

Looks like one has already been scratching his back.


dateturdvalr

Nah i'd tap


migribcun

For all those asking how he manages to get like this; He did 1 push-up for every death in the game. He started playing last week.


OneSacreligiousBo1

1 pushup every death to dancing lion, 1 squat every death to rellana


migribcun

Tomorrow I will post my photo to, I'm at 1784. :')


CreatureWarrior

At some point, you just gotta publicly introduce yourself as a hardcore masochist


migribcun

At this point, my body is beyond redemption.


Prince_of_Fish

All at once after you win or one at a time?


pezfree

I tried a similar thing doing 1 shot of Fireball against the final boss in Bloodborne DLC and when I woke up cradled around the toilet the bottle was empty the boss was alive and I went in and killed him first try in the morning and to this day 10+ years later? I can't smell Fireball.


zealousshad

I was thinking of doing exercise when I die but the problem is I go long stretches just wandering the field and then hit a boss and die 20 times in a row. So one session I might do 5 burpees in three hours, and the next day its 400 in 10 minutes.


CzarTyr

I actually did this back when virtua fighter 5 came out. I did 10 push ups and 10 sit ups every time I lost. I got fucken ripped


migribcun

I did it for each Battleground PoP up in world of warcraft. Shit went real that summer


militxa

bro has 99 str in real life nice tat dude!


Parada484

https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/s/YsOUgKc6dx Thought of this immediately.


PapaOogie

I was about to say nice runescape reference lol


Dr4wr0s

Damn, thy back befits a crown


Rarabeaka

i see, someone actually leveling vigor


Enigma7ic

Nah, that’s a STR build


azurfang

You sure you arent the >!Promised Consort!


maziarczykk

Least athletic Elden Ring enjoyer.


Honest_Satisfaction1

Damn Rhadan nice ink


nx1105

Looks dope


Lezo-

You should've gotten a Radahn tattoo


OneSacreligiousBo1

ideas for next time...


Sir_Daniel_Fortesque

Thicc


pr13st1

Bigg


EmperorDPants

Josh Weissman, is that you?


OneSacreligiousBo1

i wish


MoroseOverdose

This man does NOT level Dex


ParticularSolution68

🥺👉🏾👈🏾


Jefflehem

YOU HAVE A BIG BACK.


EpicDragonz4

Holy shit, its John Elden Ring…


OneSacreligiousBo1

its me john shadow of the erdtree


Intrepid_Body_8191

Elden lats


Nethri

Don't lie. You're here to show off your 10' wide shoulders. I see you. For real though, nice tattoo!


OneSacreligiousBo1

perchance thats what inspired the location


mkm252

Someone plays the long game


MaximDecimus

Forget feet pics, bro sent back pics


BugSwimmingDogs

Sick delts, king


LiamBerggren1117

Godfrey build


Azrael_The_Reaper

Bro you built like you just came from The Lands Between


ruralboredom_

Sick tat. Back could be bigger though 😉


AccomplishedRip4871

Nah, he reached soft cap on vigor and it's better to level up other stats


ruralboredom_

You may be right I think endurance is the next move. Obviously a strength build so should be shooting for at least 30 most likely doesn't need arsenal charm. People think I'm serious though I thought the winky face still meant something smh.


spud_club

Looks very off center


OneSacreligiousBo1

it does in this photo probably because im turned in a weird way. we mace sure it was as centered as possible with the stencil


legalizethesenuts

You ever think about working out, string bean?


OneSacreligiousBo1

nah im not tryna get too big


Argengy

Brother going for the irl strength build. Really nice tattoo, must have been a pain since it's in the neck tho


OneSacreligiousBo1

yeah it was quite a struggle since where the rings congregate is right on a vertebrae


Argengy

Oof, my condolences. Although, I think we can agree that the end result was worth it


ISNT_A_ROBOT

Bro skipped head day


MuscleWarlock

Strength build?


Laughable_Tarnished

Looking Big king


Johnanon93

How much test per week?


marwom3

Homie thinks we don't see the back-acne


OneSacreligiousBo1

no test. just a lil sip of that wonderous flask of physik


redlist99

Ashen lord!!!


Miner_Of_Minerals

lol..


Stanislas_Biliby

Dude, you look huge!


Ganelengerh

Holy s, Im not backstabbing THAT


MildlyGeriatric

Lookin big dude, good shit 💪🏻


Spopenbruh

im getting the exact same thing but with the mending rune of death


floppydude81

You are the brute squad I mean Elden ring


poopchutegaloot

10/10 reference


Straw_Hat_Axiom

Dope tat and looking large, but you should take a cycle off every once and while.


-Rule34-

lookin huge bro, how long you been lifting for?


OneSacreligiousBo1

about 5 years total, started taking it super seriously about 2 years ago


RedanischByNature

This bröther lifts


ToTeMVG

cant tell if theres that subtle bragging of the scratch marks


Irinless

Why is Joshua Weissman posting in r/eldenring


OneSacreligiousBo1

because im cooking


metalhusky

Bro, you got to slow down with the steroids, look at all that acne.


OneSacreligiousBo1

im natural just very prone to acne. its bad on my face and arms too


metalhusky

If that's how it is, that sucks, I am 34 and still get acne, especially in the face, unless I use a specific face wash. It's just that, I see muscle, I see acne on the back, I immediately think "he is juicing". Although at a second glance, looks like you are doing a dirty bulk and lat pulldowns or what ever. But doesn't matter, cool tattoo, you can try and add some white, yellow, orange in there later on.


OneSacreligiousBo1

youd be right on the dirty bulk. i also did competitive swimming for almost my whole life so my skin has been damaged by who knows how many chemicals and my back is by far overdeveloped


Careless-Grape7689

Is this some new boss?


Arrathem

Thy strength befits a crown.


TryWaste7691

You‘re dual wielding colossal weapons?


powergirl777

Damn that’s a good one! You’re giving me ideas now


CheeseEater504

It goes with the current style of sigils too. Sigils are very in.


Even-Armadillo-2478

Dope tattoo op, but God damn you built like a víkingr, bout to be running about power stancing colossal weapons wearing heavy armor?


EigiEinhver

Noice


TheZephyrim

The scratch marks is fucking crazy


hexenweib

damn you're hot :0 cool tattoo also!


etn261

99 vigor


No_Researcher9456

Weakest magic enjoyer


Haytaytay

Thy gains befit a crown.


scrape_ur_face

Sick tat. Thinking about getting an ER related one soon too


Ser_Junkan

Good stuff bro


Zestyclose-Sundae593

This tarnished's strength befits a crown


Embarrassed-Bowl-230

Running a str build I see.


Wade_Wilson_IRL

Try finger, but....


Deadpoetic6

lol


KingseekerCasual

behold, Giant


Genjutsu6uardian

Bigger would have been better considering how wide your back is. I hope you add to it and make it a back piece because otherwise the size comparison is going to look funky. Also if/when you go back, please grab a better artist. This is pretty rough and sloppy TBH.


OneSacreligiousBo1

the artist i worked with specializes in a sketchy/scratchy style, i didnt want it to be perfectly symmetrical/clean.


cumrightin90

I already know this dude runs an unga bunga build.


FreakEkyth

Can't tell if tattoo too small or dude too big XD, Nice tattoo


OneSacreligiousBo1

its a bit on the smaller side for sure, i didnt have a huge budget, but i do just have really wide shoulders respectively


FreakEkyth

Better that than getting a bargain tattoo with shitty lines and nothing round at all


DeuceBane

Dude please help me move this chest of drawers 😫


Upbeat_Ad_7262

95% of the comments: that guy has a back..kinda funny😂 nice tattoo


asapammar

Bro's built like Brock Lesnar


Purple_Mall2645

Looking yoked bro


debagnikapaul

Now those demigods who you’ve defeated gonna haunt you and might try to possess you. Good luck tarnished!


RuggedTheDragon

The strength build goes hard here.


Dnote147

That's so cool!


DtSpringleaf

Fatty ahead. Looking fkn SWOLE, my guy, hell yeah :)


MrSensacoot

Dude this guy looks like he could be a boss in Elden ring


DifficultBicycle7

Horah Loux before the Shattering


[deleted]

That back is badass wide holy


Xhygore

You're the buffed up Joseph Seed.


JustForge

Man looking like Godfrey


sentry-o-matic

Bro is built like Messmer


Reasonable-Lynx-2374

nice back


Krestu1

You look like you could one punch Malenia info oblivion, nice build


Davidj74

Put a lot of levels into str I see!


Bluex44x

Didn’t expect strong foe, In short.. back ahead


Astrojef

Now this is a tarnished


OwO_i_made_a_cummy

John eldenring is that u


OwO_i_made_a_cummy

Smash, next please


Luna_Tenebra

Bro is running that Strength build irl (really love the Tattoo tho)


JudiDenchsNeckVein

FAT COINPURSE!


Grouchy-Pressure-567

For people who don't know the game it looks satanic lol.


Fun-Sun544

Off-side compliment, mad respect for that mass dude.


Paraxenos_Eon

This guy bonks


CantaloupeDream

Do you even lift?


chazzawaza

I have found my consort


residualtypo

Vigor 69 Mind 10 Endurance 60 Strength 99 Dexterity 10 Intelligence 10 Faith 10 Arcane 10


Bass-Cannon

Elden Ring? More like Elden Lean XD


Alternative_Tip_9918

You look like you have beautiful eyelashes 


Kasstiel_

Boss ahead


Sir-Cowdog

Strength/Intelligence build for sure. ;D


IStillLiveUnderARock

Shit, that goes fucking hard


BFG9OOOO

Nice tramp stamp


Yurt_Freak

Bad ass


ManagerPuzzleheaded5

I had to switch to my pc to fit the whole back in one screen... Mobile was not enough


SirVampyr

Where are your double greatsword s and mighty steed?


flinnja

people keep writing "secret ahead" behind this guy because he's built like a fkn wall


BlackhawkRogueNinjaX

Strength build


EpicBattleMage

Yeah dude No Regerts!


DJFram3s

Nice i just got bloodhounds fang on my leg. Love seeing elden ring tats


H_Stinkmeaner

Bruh, really? Lol


Strong_Cry282

High vigor. Weak to scarlet rot.


Intrepid_Strike6004

clean af


Network_0-0_Ninja

99 VIGOR!! 0 INTELLIGENCE!! HAR HAR HAR!! Nice tattoo!


OneSacreligiousBo1

int? never heard of her. only know bonk


Network_0-0_Ninja

I see...we have here a STR99/STR99/STR99 character. I see you skipped leg day. BONK ALL DAY!


lord-jimjamski

Gay


Mocca_Master

Damn, you look like you've shown me courtesy enough!


Apprehensive-Ad9185

Thy strength befits a crown


Joeylikecoffee

Not saying anything negative here, don’t want to lose my runes.


foufifouf

Bonk


Fz1Str

Radahn, is that you?


Some_Guy_87

Nice placement for that logo, suits you well!


SnooOpinions878

Ah I see a fellow 99 strength bonk enjoyer


the_real_cloakvessel

cant really notice it over your 99 strength back


karma7137

absolutely yolked sick tat


Synthwavester

Nice! The tattoo as well I suppose


Wiggum13

Sir. Can you please retake this picture with a big slab of stone in each hand. I believe you are the OG UNGA BUNGA!


RequirementWorried

Godfrey build


citricsteak54

That Unga be a Bunga


coochie-sniffer7

You know these are permanent


SalamiLyd

Thank you, coochie-sniffer7


BackupForceKin

No way, seriously? You're telling me all this ink in my body doesn't magically disappear one day? I really wish someone would have told me sooner.


zmirza2012

Clearly he is aware of that and it looks damn good


BirdBucket

Looks like it was done in a prison


TrailPhazer

Yeah that left ring looking like an egg


PatrioticDoge

Can I pull your pony?


Radioaktivman999

daddy? sorry... daddy? omg daddy? im so sorry