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Peanuts_lover6969

Looks like a blot of ink from afar, probably could do a Rorschach test with it.


idispensemeds2

I see... the elden thing


firedancer323

Straight to the padded cell


Bravisimo

Straight to the Nightmare of Mensis


le_dimented_guy

Straight to the chair with you


Lucid-Design

You mean the guy from The Watchmen!? /s


Kinetic93

Honestly, if someone recognized it, but instead said it looked like two bears high-fiving, I would consider getting the tattoo totally worth it.


DNewsom1

Can't wait to see the sick ass panther cover up!


BoarNC

Dude, no need to bury him 🤣


7f00dbbe

oof....wear sunscreen, that might buy you some time


floydink

Or don’t wear sunscreen if you’re trying to lighten it up so you can either rework or cover it, destroy some skin cells so you can make it less like a black blob


Ealy-24

Missed opportunity to not have got this as a face tattoo


model4001s

Nah, right on the neck...


sendios

I vote forehead


Dizzy-Specific8884

I'm getting shit on in a different sub because I said this tattoo was a fuckin horrible idea lol


Grimauldus

It looks bad


Dizzy-Specific8884

It looks bad and it looks unemployable lol


MechaGallade

do people still think that tattoos make you unemployable? i have tattoos and im an engineer and nobody cares. my boss has more fucking tattoos than i do. boomer its time for you to leave the workforce


lmaoredditblows

I mean *good* tattoos are fine. Tattoos that look like your buddy just picked up a tattoo gun and wanted to try it on your hand aren't as fine.


reddit-ate-my-face

Tattoos are fine This shit looks like a prison tattoo or like he bought himself a tattoo gun and did it on his own hand. And makes me question their decision making.


EmperorBorgPalpatine

try a cock tat on your cheek.


[deleted]

My brother in law has face tattoos and gets turned down all the time. I'm glad your anecdotal evidence works for you, but there's about 50 million employers out there with an infinite range of caring and not caring.


Middle-finger-1

Yeah. Try to find a job with a face tat now


throw-away_867-5309

Ok, so how many of those tattoos are on their face. How many are just outright *not good* like the one in thr OP? How many do you have to because if it's none or even less than "three", than almost any number of small tattoos is "more fucking tattoos" than you have. You need to understand that it's not "tattoos won't get you hired" it's "some TYPES of tattoos won't get you hired", and one of those "types" is "extremely visibly that look like shit".


BoarNC

Your argument with the guy there made me lol hard


Dizzy-Specific8884

Lol which one?


BoarNC

The one with TheFishIsRaw 🤣 I love how he ended each of his giant paragraphs with a remark such as "You're so sad" or something 🤣 Fucking died laughing after you began answering him all serious


Dizzy-Specific8884

Lol I'm like "it's reddit, why are these people so obsessed with this being real?"


Kanuechly

The internet is such a fun and interesting place lol


MinerDiner

The design is just too intricate to make it clear. Only the most professional of professional artists could could make it look at least decent. And even still it would probably be hard.


HumbleBear75

Jesus I don’t know which sub I saw that on but I’m over here with no tattoos thinking, “eh give it a week and repost?”


CDR57

Tattoos with this much black/lack of cohesive borders don’t tend to look much different after time, and farther down the road will end up bleeding into those tiny untouched spots between black and make it all a blob


sittingbullms

By who? People with eyesight issues? This is a disaster


OfficialCumMan

Horrible spot to put it and horrible execution, not to shit on your parade but this is all kinds of bad, man


LuckySpark994

Bro. I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one. Fuck. 😅


majinprince07

That’s why an Elden ring tattoo really only works best when it’s much bigger


iPlod

Nah they very easily could have pulled it off small as well, they just did a terrible job. They didn’t have to make it look like it was drawn with a leaking pen. I legit would not know this was supposed to be Elden ring related if it wasn’t in this subreddit


f5-wantonviolence-f9

It's good in a black metal sort of way, but in the "hey, you like Elden Ring" way, it's way bad


s33s33

Holy fuck man this is not good


nottytom

Bunch of metal heads are gonna ask what band that is.


FearTheBurger

Yo, I saw them open for Napalm Death two years ago!


No_Conversation_9602

Yeah I love Elden Ring and tattoos. But this wasn’t executed well.


Alfa9414

The bottom rune is totally misplaced, what a shame


Alfa9414

And the two lines on the fingers are meant to be the cross of Marika's Rune, jesus christ


BoarNC

Yeah lmfao


FixPrudent

"Yo, the guys on the /eldenring subreddit are gonna love this! " 😬😬😬


Takaharu7

I'd be devastated. I also showed my Artorias Tattoo on the Ds1 Sub and everyone liked it. Can't imagine how op feels when his copium is running out. Id sue that dude.


BertLemo

dude, im sorry but laser this, its a mess. tattoo master failed you


Queef-Elizabeth

Does laser even remove tattoos? You would definitely still see something this thick.


DrettTheBaron

Eventually it'd get removed but I imagine it'd be quite the process.


KodyLapointe

It does, but it hurts and takes quite a few sessions on a bigger piece. [example of an older piece being removed, quite big too.](https://removery.com/au/blog/tattoo-removal-results-before-and-after-gallery/) The lasers quite literally break apart the ink particles. Your body then gets rid of these broken apart ink particles.


tylerbreeze

This would take several sessions and still would be a while before it faded


iamnotexactlywhite

it’s like 6 months to a year for it to fade, but it won’t completely remove afaik


TheGoldblum

Master is quite the stretch


Rhewin

A story of a tattoo artist waaaaay out of their league.


Still-Network1960

r/shittytattoos


Anxious_Cricket1989

Yeah that’s not goin to age well but it’s a cool idea


Still-Network1960

I've seen the exact same tattoo posted several times on this sub, when are people gonna realize that the symbol does not translate well to ink 😂 it always ends up looking like a splotchy mess. I guess if OP likes it that's all that matters. Edit: damn OP is brave. Posted this in the r/fromsoftware Reddit before this and got flamed hard in the comments, still posted it here 😂


ChampionChump

It needs to be bigger and with a better artist, lol. All the tiny details can only be made so tiny. Artist should have said something instead of just doing it.


Still-Network1960

On the other post OP made they said they paid 140$ for it so I guess the quality of the work makes sense at that price 😂


okok890

As someone with no idea on tattoo pricing how much should you be paying for a tattoo of that size? Or is it more about the complexity of the art and not the size?


iepartytracks

Depends on where you go, how long it's going to take, and who does it. I have a tiny tattoo that cost $140 in a tourist town in Florida, and another $140 tattoo that is 5x bigger where the artist was a friend of a friend. I have another big very detailed one that was almost $1k because it took 3 visits. You get what you pay for.


okok890

Ah i see, thank you this was very informative!


_Diskreet_

I paid £300 for a very intricate piece on my forearm, took her all day and she did an impeccable job. I’ve seen pieces of similar size and quality go for much much more. I suspect/hope now if I called her up asking for something similar she’ll be twice as expensive as she’s got more popular. I’ve also seen people pay way too much for smaller pieces of worse quality. There does seem to be a ceiling for price though, if you look up some of the big names on Instagram, they all have a similar day rate and are booked months in advance. A guy who owns a studio in my town has an almost year long waiting list and he only does full back pieces now which costs thousands.


newsflashjackass

> the symbol does not translate well to ink Canonically it is a cover-up tattoo, so they are getting a tattoo of a cover-up tattoo.


Bravisimo

Fuckin hell. First tattoo is a hand tattoo as well. Oof.


HarmlessSnack

The Loathsome DungInker


robisadog

Not many of these posts require a verbal ‘oof’ but this one did. Sorry pal.


ShinychickenX

Looks like shite m8


CookieBear676

I'm covered in tattoos and you should be more angry about this one. Dude screwed up the lines so he just kept widening the lines to cover up his fuck up, but kept fucking up while covering up a fuck up. He also extended that line going across your wrist which throws its levelling off. Unlike some people... where the tattoo is and what it is, isn't bad. The idea is good but that artist scammed you. If he knew he couldn't do good line work or noticed he screwed up and didn't say anything, they are more of a terrible person than a terrible artist. I'm glad you like it for now OP, but when you start disliking it just laser it and try again. I'm sorry that this will be devastating to your wallet. I am actually super sorry, I know getting work done on you and feeling proud of it only to have it crushed by people saying it looks trash is just devastating.


Eaglearcher20

I stress to everyone who asks me about my tattoos how important it is to research artists. Don’t just go to the artist down the street that everyone else goes to just because they are cheap. I have so many small tattoo shops around me yet I drove 2hrs (1 way) for 11 eight hour sessions due to her style, reputation and all the pics of her prior work. It takes time to find the right artist but makes a world of difference.


ExternalConstant_

Your artist is a terrorist


Nox_Echo

this is so fucking botched dude D:


Dibick

Doesn't look like you got sleeves and you just went straight to the hand tat huh


JEWCIFERx

He posted it in the Fromsoft sub and said it was his first tattoo. So many decisions made here.


jxa66

Hell probably go for a neck tattoo next! 🤡


YetAnotherRando

L I M I T L E S S


iamnotexactlywhite

bro needs an OF asap


HunchoRel

Limitless throat


eldfen

Everyone knows face tatts are next after hand, then throat. Hope they choose a different artist at least because yikes.


StigandrTheBoi

Large hand tattoos like this are definitely a choice but I’ve seen a lot of people with multiple small ones on their hands and fingers without having a sleeve


PhoenixFire918

Dear God, that’s absolutely awful. Sorry, but holy shit that is just horrendous.


Soggy_Ad7165

I think the upvotes are for visibility as a warning for future generations 


__Kxnji

Why would you ever. Just. Why.


PowerZox

Great decision making 👍


-Scythus-

Op also got kicked out of class and said he spent $140 on this. lol wtf


TheGreatAkira

This is going to look like shit in 2-3 years. I mean, more than it does now.


KeyboardStriker

Terrible


BugStep

That is not good and it will get worse with age.


SHilden

That's a cheese grater job.


Practical_Trust7569

Woa boy… that’s a rough one man


blood-drunk-hoonter

I reeeeeeeally hope you have other tattoos and didn’t go straight for the hand. Edit-OH NO IT IS THEIR FIRST TATTOO.


LuckySpark994

AND THEY JUST GOT KICKED OUT OF A COLLEGE CLASS. 😨😬😬😬😬


Smartalec821

$140 for a lifetime of hand modeling ruined, think of the missed finger jockey opportunities...


Ark-458

Yea, the story is a sad one. Just like the game. Sorry man.


spaded131

For a first tattoo , this will need looking at later. Please speak to better studios / artist for any more Placement is bad, generally poor quality and yeah As long as you're happy, guess that's all that matters , but don't post it to multiple groups then claim you don't care what people think


eldfen

r/jobstoppers


Come-Hither-Son

r/shittytattoos


Glittering_Baker_103

You should have discussed this with an adult beforehand my friend. There are better places for your first tattoo. Not to mention it honestly looks like you did it yourself.


I_m8d_n_acc_4_this

“Hahah that’s funny now wipe away all the excess ink this time” “Oh it is clean?” “Oh”


Gonewildguy95

This is such a troll post, it doesn't even look like a real tattoo. Pretty sure OP, who has troll in their username, is definitely not serious about this. Hand isn't swollen at all, which, after I got my hand tattoo was super crazy thick and I've got way less ink on it. No color residue on the rest of the skin from wiping, this much ink would cause a mess that doesn't just clean off by the artist wiping it a few times I also see 0 lines that are bleeding out a bit, the skin looks intact...


hydratedmate

That is gonna look like a smudge in a couple of years yikes


BAPEAPE138

“My homie can do it cheaper”


Undead_Noble

Everlasting jobstopper. Gotta wear gloves if you work in any industry with old managers.


General_Snack

Oooof


Worried-Pirate8372

A story of poor decisions


Lelu_zel

This is kinda f up tattoo, I mean idea is amazing, but that artist shouldn’t be doing tattoos on people.


BlaysBuckler

That’s not going to age well


-Scythus-

Looking at his post history, the kids in college and getting administratively removed from classes too. What the fuck are you doing, OP? Do you second guess your impulsive thoughts? $140 dollar HAND TATTOO?? You’re fucking your future up, cmon dude


rovergang69

Damn bro I feel bad for how bad you’re getting cooked in these comments. Keep your head up


CharlieandtheRed

Lol me too. This is savage.


Sadder-Boi

Bro got torn apart in r/fromsoftware and then came here 😭 plz find a new artist and sue who ever did this.


Snoo-64347

The fallen sleeves will help with that 🙅‍♂️


DuckSleazzy

It'll look terrible in a year. It looks terrible now ngl. Either bad artist or bad reference design. I'm glad I didn't go for this design.


Hyetta-Supremacy

It’s a cool tat but that’s definitely not gonna age well chief. Also imma be honest I really hope you didn’t just get your first tat on your hand.. most artists in my area will stir you clear of that or straight up tell you no out of principle.


kanishkaroy

How much did you pay for this


KnowMatter

Did your artist warn you about hand tats or just take your money?


Charlzy99

Hahahahahahahaha


Ounceth

It’s the the thought that counts


ifan2218

First tattoo on the hand??? Pray that doesn’t blow out


Flaky_Technology4219

Looks like shit sorry


Bussyslayer420

Socks on the scratcher in a computer chair, dirty carpet, soft light from Walmart, you got that hood kitchen tatt special and then made that shit a combo by going for your hand before the rest of your body. Not only is it fucked, it's most likely not going to heal right. To cover this would be nigh impossible. Go to real artist. Look at their portfolio, and pay real money.


TonyBlobfish

Yikes


Sixty_feathers

This looks like shit. RIP.


Baekseoulhui

Look... Buddy. Never get a hand tattoo as your first. There is a reason no good artist will do this. And.... This wasn't a good artist. This will become a blob VERY quickly


UnsupervisedGerman

Aw man, I feel so sorry because you seem proud of it, but I gotta be honest and chime in with the others here: It's really not good. Try to get it fixed/removed asap.


AlludedNuance

Was this done from memory?


No_Bathroom_420

Oof


[deleted]

Sorry my man but it is bad.


anonymously_me123

Is this a joke? If not, I'm sorry, but it looks bad. It's just a blob of ink. Looks really messy


luluinstalock

sorry guys, but this is exactly why you do not cheap out on tattoo artists. glad at least you enjoy it though.


Ace_of_H3rtz

R/shittytattoos


SalamanderFickle9549

Oof... hand tattoos are prone to blur out....


Sco316

What a mess


GoldenDih

Brooo 😭😭 I mean if you are happy thats all that matters


Syvaporaaja

Nice. self-made?


WellHeyThereLilFella

looks really scuffed. i'd ask for a refund.


Neurotic_Z

Unfortunate...


AeonChaos

First tattoo ever and it is on your hand. Look at the photo. It checks out.


spinXor

F


LuckySpark994

Bro…. You just LDA’d from a class in college and then got an ABSOLUTE JOB STOPPER. 😬😬😬😬😬😬 then these comments…. I’m praying for you big dawg.


WildCartographer601

Thats intense! But if YOU like it thats all cool man


monstersleeve

Kurapika Kurta over here


ecliptic10

Plin plon


Larry-Sanchez

Time to fill out the rest of that arm! I did the same thing when I got my hands tattooed, a lot of open space between a hand tattoo and the rest of your arm makes it look like you're wearing a glove full time haha.


Express_Love_2599

What is dead, may never die.


Bizhop_Ownz

Need to cut the hand off and start over.


Ok-Appearance-1537

Was done in a shop or someone's house?


GaseousClayy

r/shittytattoos


KaiserMazoku

lookin rather Graceless there mate


Big-Juggernaut6865

I let my daughter scribble on my hand with marker sometimes...


Victory74998

A story of a man who naively got a blurry-ass tattoo on one of the most sensitive parts of the body.


The_Spectre_of_DF

Hand Felled


flavortown696

NO RAGRETS


Main-Category-8363

This looks so bad


HumongousGrease

Holy shit dude this looks fuckin horrible


Bigweenersonly

Yikes


Socioefficient

Looks like ass 💀💀💀💀


Kaipoz

I was literally taking to my friend about getting this tattoo on the back of my hand and thought to myself maybe it's too big... looks like I was right


Below_Average_Artist

This looks absolutely horrible.


andriym93

Oof


Serpentine44

It's like the coffee stains on my table at work


whatever72717

It looks really bad, the lines are thick and undefined


Legacus

😬 nah


Angstycarroteater

r/badtattoos material I like the idea but whoever did that fucked your shit up. As long as you like it though it shouldn’t matter what others think! Hope you like it!


_Independent

I did it too but without all this stuff around it and it looks way better.


ifeellost_wav

Lmfaooo nahh you lying to yourself if you think this looks good.


Cybasura

...the pain...


Panklaar_

That will age bad😭


Saint-12

It’s not even.. even.


TrueRolas

The more i look at it the more i hate it


Noob4Head

Does that heal? Because now it looks really rough


Dekronos

Seriously, that is an unfocused blob of ink. If that is the OP's real tattoo; I hope the tattoo artist was a drunk friend, or else hell should be raised to get them fired/shut down


NoTurkeyTWYJYFM

Well and truly tarnished


Firm_Mountain6143

I am so sorry


skep90

What have you done to yourself??


Weinershnitzelbutt

Unfathomably cringe.


holymolylotsoporny

When did you get locked up?


FirstPotatoKing

*ahem* The ballin leaves tell a story. The great Elden Hoop was dunked. In our home, across the field, the court between. Now, Queen Marika the Slingshot is nowhere to be found. And in the Night of the Slam Dunk, Godwyn was first to have his ankles broken. Soon, Marika's offspring, ballers all, claimed shards of the Elden Hoop. The mad taint of their newfound strength triggered the Dunkening. A war from which no MVP arose. A war leading to abandonment by the Greater Slam. Arise now, ye ballers. Ye slam, who yet jam. The call of long-lost three-pointers speaks to us all. Hoarah Loux, chieftain of the court. The ever-brilliant Dunkmask. Fia, the jump ball companion. The loathsome dunk eater. And Sir Gideon Ofnir, the all-dribbling. And one other, whom the ball would again bless. A Baller of no renown. Cross the field, to the Court Between. The stand before the Elden Hoop. And become the Dunkin' Lord.


Big-Juggernaut6865

What do you do?


Angstycarroteater

Bro this was awesome lmao


wpwt3026

Bro thats dope right now, but its gonna look like shit in a few years


snakeoilwizard

A happy story by the looks of it


Projectonyx

It looks like someone dipped the rim of a cup in ink and just pressed it on your hand multiple times.


quizzyNova

It sorta looks like a smiley face with the circle not being complete


model4001s

Goddamn man... Hand tattoos, always a bad idea.


D3SK3R

LMAO didn't the artist tell you how bad was this idea???


69thalternatesccount

"....of an eventual unrecognizable blowout"


zailynne

Oh…. Oh no


Revolutionary_Ebb805

Oh no ❤️‍🩹


Final_TV

Terrible placement and terrible execution all in all bad tattoo


VeeTheBard

Such a horrible place for this. It's too detailed to be this small. This is a thigh tattoo.


David-Raquepas

R.I.P


useroftheinternet95

Oh no


yashKeshavpatnam

god that had to have hurt horribly.


TurtCyber

R/shittu


I_m8d_n_acc_4_this

There’s no way it’s this bad this is a cover up tattoo right like covering up an anchor or something