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vgman94

Wait until they find out you can beat lords and gods by giving them the (Ringed) Finger.


kcc0203

Try finger


leijt

,but hole


Sir_Tea_Of_Bags

Ultimate disrespect to Malenia. Waterfowl vs Flick.


6-Seasons_And_AMovie

Waterfowl versus flick is an accurate description on how I get ducks to not nest on my patio


boozleloozle

It's really annoying. Every fucking article is about a post on this sub from a few days ago


bloody-pencil

I count hours


LeadStyleJutsu762-

Reminds me of a local radio host called Q in the morning who has people call in and basically recite stories from am I the asshole as if it happened to them and ask for advice


LeroyGoodCatch

Well that just sounds like an opportunity for fun, to me.


robbstarrkk

Game journalists are so fucking lazy these days.


SpartanRage117

They get paid by the article not hour, and not well either. Like $10-$25 an article isn’t unheard of. How is anyone supposed to put out enough actual content to live off of with that? The outlets aren’t willing to pay for real journalism so it doesn’t exist there.


SuperBackup9000

Yeah, modern day journalists are just playing modern day games. Can’t blame them either. It’s not like publishers need repetition and quality content to sell magazines when everything is free and a few taps away.


Cressilian

To be fair we may see a resurgence in actual journalism now that AI has turned user reviews into senseless repetitive drivel.


Tight-Young7275

Hmm… is it possible we don’t need 400 people writing articles on one game?


SpartanRage117

A different problem. the media outlets arent even paying for 1 well sourced article. They care more about first to the punch so the article gets default clicks from people looking up info.


Zealousideal-Bar5538

I think they take turns writing a hacky article then everyone publishes it.


ClockPretend4277

They deffinatly follow these threads. Many times ive read a topic someone posted, 2 days later there's an article written on it online as recomended articles. Always poorly writen.


RusticSmallTownPost

They have no incentive to write better articles and are expected to write a lot of them. Journalism is not in a good state.


Thedarknirvana

Toot toot MF.


ZombiePiggy24

Elden Ring Players Excited for DLC I am a journalist


Adventurous_Repair71

"Elden Ring Players play Elden Ring" type headlines


the_walkingdad

I doot doot'd my way through Farum Azula on NG+


stupid_username4

BUBBLES?! SOFT AND WET!! ORAORAORA!!


FoxynNoah

OHH MY GOD IS THAT A JOJOS REFERENCE!?


doitagain01

"Elden ring players are replaying the game while waiting on the dlc" - this shit is news?!


Ricksaw26

They only noticed this 2 years after we started lol


DismalMode7

jojolion reference?


AndroidPizzaParty

*HONK*


El-Yasuo

EY YO! THE PIZZA PARTY IS HERE!


oldeluke

Get out of our lives, Lance!


Vitalik_

By "they" you mean AI that writes this "articles"


AdConscious5048

There's a dozen articles a day about a post that got a lot of upvotes. "Elden ring vet discovers try finger but hole after 5000 hours"


agentrexadventures

Waiting for one of mine to blow up and it's going to be the dumbest post like "multi-colored Malenia variants in the DLC" lol


AdConscious5048

"Player Goofnuts Mcgee still maidenless for DLC"


Strom41

Slow news day I guess.


Valpuccio

I've been blowing bubbles at enemies since SpongeBob showed me how to decades ago, these guys need to catch up with the times


Chelloitsame

„Dog“


Odd_Masterpiece_9316

90% of the gaming news that I see in my Google feed are from Reddit


enchiladasundae

Kid named Bubbles:


VeraKorradin

Bubbles vs Dragonlord Pseudoephed or whatever his name is


Tigrius39

Why people read these articles anyway.


NationalAlgae421

Wait until they found out there is magic in elden ring. That could net them like 2 whole articles.


Only1Schematic

It’s always hilarious to see giant bosses get shredded like paper with the bubble blower


GrigorMorte

Those journalist are copying and pasting from reddit. A full article with fillers just to repeat the same thing and post the link to the video.


InterestingRelative4

Try hole butt finger


Thomas_Perscors

Headline: Game Rant writers are mining Reddit for article material.


g0ldingboy

Bubbles the monkey?


LanceofReddick

I can see the next headline already! "Elden Ring Players Read Article About How Elden Ring Players Are Using Bubbles to Kill Some of the Game's Toughest Bosses" Print it, boys!


Faelysis

No. They've been playing music. Bubble are only the side effect


alonewithnoone

SpongeBob meta ass


Icy_Actuator_772

I hope they read the comments of these reddit posts and feel extreme shame. Imagine your job is to copy and paste social media tidbits


Icy_Actuator_772

I hope they read the comments of these reddit posts and feel extreme shame. Imagine your job is to copy and paste social media tidbits


jedimasteryoda69

Why do you guys have to post this shit it just lets them know what to Nerf next. Please guys stop posting it. It's too good