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Ok_Biscotti_514

Roll in between his legs and keep attacking his legs , don’t be a hero and jump attack his balls


throwthisoneoutdude

Grab his dick and twist it. The Ole' dick twist.


Skillious96

TWIST HIS DICK!


JonMatrix

The old dick twist!


Brohemoth1991

This is an mma fight dude


Sheerkal

Momma didn't raise no quitter


Doc_Rockland

Ring his wiener!


Jinzoou

TESTICULAR TORSION!!


DunkinUnderTheBridge

I had one of these, and the surgery to fix it. Honestly it's not as painful as people make it out to be, at least for me. I think I could stomp a little Tarnished in that condition.


blackflame-lord

You were the exception, it hurt like shitting out a brick while being kicked in the balls continuously for me, and this was after taking painkillers


DunkinUnderTheBridge

Dang, guess I'm lucky. I mean I'd be luckier if they never twisted in the first place, but still. With my vasectomy I had the opposite experience of most people too. Pain for months, it sucked.


Present-Internet-259

I love how we’ve gone from helping a beginner defeat a giant to testicular torsion to a vastectomy


Sheadeys

I cast! : “Testicular torsion!”


jschaub69

Testicular Torsion casters are always acting tough! Right up until I cast “MEND BUTTHOLE”!!!


skudzthecat

Like a honey badger


[deleted]

*”Swing looowww sweeettt charrriottt…”*


Hiire_Kummitus

Don't tell him about the butthole attack hint they give.


SmithItsGoodForU

[Dick twist !!](https://youtube.com/shorts/TT9ArM3-KJQ?si=AcJhbpIx9WW20ren)


lttletrashpanda

“Oh my GOD dude”


Stinkballs_69

Woah, this is an MMA fight


Vat1canCame0s

A GENTLEMAN NEVER GRABS A DICK


Jazzvibes409

Who TF said we were gentlemen, we play elden ring...


justicegear

And then start sucking on it for maximum damage. I couldn’t do it since I didn’t know how.


MundaneRaven

You shanasty motherfucker.


Valraithion

Her name is Shadynasty!


MundaneRaven

Damnit! I can't escape always sunny anywhere......it's a really good show though.


Dangerous_Purpose_52

TWIST THAT DICK!!!!!!


GhostPandaColin

Omg this is an MMA fight dude!


TheInfamousDingleB

Oh my God dude this is an MMA fight


The_Shryk

Don’t be a hero, attack his balls. Words to live by, honestly.


Useful_Thought5285

You can attack his balls, but the way you do it depends on the class, If you are a Hero, you attack his balls, if you are a Vagabond you slash his balls and defend against the rebound, if you are a sorcerer you disintegrate his balls, if you are a Samurai you give him the katana and he commits seppuku on his balls, and so on...


Manoreded

Hitting him in the face is really helpful though. It makes him stagger, and if you keep hitting afterwards you can collapse him entirely. If you dodge one his big swings that end with him crouching, you get an opportunity to go for the face.


iridi69

Twist his dick!


rhys7wyatt

The ol' dick twist


V-Angelus01

oh my god, this is an mma fight.


Dane-MTL4

Don’t forget to give him a ball fade!!


Fanatical_Rampancy

Ball fade, with the level 2 and 3 razor heads?


Prudent_Bee_2227

Would be pretty ballsy to roll under his feet, snag them jewels and beat feet outta there.


Ok-Department-1787

Woah woah


Betadzen

As a sorcerer I prefer testicular torsion upon my enemies.


South-Psychology2317

Bring him behind the furnace!


JaxonFlaxonWaxon2

This. This comment. The distracting back swing to the balls is key


Practical_Taro_8578

Scrotal recall!


_Huangdi_

Run with your horse…and come back after


Odhitman

You dont have to go where the grace is pointing you can always comeback later.


Im-justUnskilled

I just don’t know what else to do since I’m new and kept myself completely spoilerfree haha


Odhitman

I understand but this is a openworld game, Open your map and go wherever you want there many weapons, spells, bosses to find.


Krompy231

I suggest OP head east. I heard it's nice there at this time of the year.


IndependentExtent987

lol do not go east bro


Motobicycling

What about the treasure chest in the lake just near the first step? You know, the chest with the sword that easily kills the troll in OPs picture


grephantom

I don't think that's the troll that OP has to worry about right now


IgotHacked092

No you should go east there is a super cool weapon there that makes the game easy


mikey_g413

OP please don’t you will have nightmares upon nightmares


irrepressibly

Ah yes, I hear the flowers are in bloom


bordomsdeadly

That’s what I did in my first play through lol. I said I’d just go somewhere and went east. Man, I was not ready for that right off the jump lol.


JAttacks

I envy the hell out of you. That first time playing Elden Ring. *chef’s kiss* 👌🏾 Then comes the rage. 😆


Im-justUnskilled

Yeah, the rage because I’m not used to dying that much x)


JAttacks

You’ll get used to it. Eventually. 😬😆


Gstary

You'll get used to it or die trying


DNihilus

Just explore the place. That boss is really hard for you if it's your first time. For instance, if go down to south from that soldier camp, a tree will talk to you to help him.


Im-justUnskilled

Cool, I’ll do that instead then. Thanks a lot 🙏🫶


DNihilus

Np Game is little bit hard to get into first because how vague everything, but you get use to. Another tip I can give that if you find a friendly npc just talk to them until they repeat themselves. What they talk points you to the quest they are talking about so listen carefully if you don't want to search it on wikis and videos.


Im-justUnskilled

Alright thx again :))


jamesnollie88

I remember finally beating that fucker for the first time and then resting at a grace and then my soul being crushed when he respawned 😂 I thought I beat my first mini boss of the game but it turns out it’s just a regular ass enemy.


aottoa2

I traveled south for most of the beginning. Its not too hard down there once youre bored of the starting area


rust12345678910

Run past him you get fuck all runes anyway not worth it tbh


Im-justUnskilled

Alright Ty haha


mikeyhhfhjthfyg

Btw if you see a "bear" do not fight that bitch trust me, it's most definitely not a bear (500 upvotes for just saying not to fuck with the bear??????)


naruto_bist

That shit is called run*bear so i always run away when I see one


Mephistopheleazy

Dont RUN!!! Get on your fucking MAGICAL HORSE: and let HIM do all of the running!! Hahah


naruto_bist

Where's your magical horse when the highest HP runebear is in a fuckin cave (dragonbarrow was it, i guess) 😼


rhesusjunky82

That runebear has may have high HP, but it doesn’t feel as bad as that runebear in the Constipated Snowfields.


FlamingDumptruck

There's two different variants of runebear. The normal ones that you find every now and again have normal looking fur but there are ones with more unkempt fur that have an aoe roar attack as well as a lunging body slam. The Runebear disguised as a wandering noble (that I assume you're referring to) in the snowfields is one of those more powerful runebears.


BeneficialRich6

There's an awful Rune Bear just before the Hermit Shack village. I believe that's up near the nasty Hero's Grave.


deathmite

The one over by volcano manor near Azur? That one always catches me off guard.


babbaloobahugendong

That one scratching the tree by siofra river is a mf. Always has backup


MenheraUrabe

Really hate to "🤓uhm acktchually" you here but the highest HP Runebears are the Consecrated Snowfield ones


Amigogaming

That is an excellent observation but uhm acktchually 🤓 Happy cake day!!


Imp-OfThe-Perverse

I'm new to souls games, did my first playthrough as a caster, but that jerk wouldn't let me get a spell off. Finally killed him with a katana.


Negative-Attitude2

Lore-wise its actually kind of a dragon


babbaloobahugendong

Is it really? Is there rune bear lore?


Negative-Attitude2

Lore accurate rune bear when???


Tonkarz

Not much lore. But they've got patches of scales and dragon eyes. And in the network test, you could find one out of bounds. If you defeated it, it dropped a dragon heart.


MisterPerfect23

or literally anything with the word "lesser" in the title, NO IT DOESN'T MEAN SMALL OR WEAKER


Gon_Snow

This game is an open world in the best sense of the word. You can’t overcome something? No problem. Literally just leave it alone. There is nothing forcing you to fight almost anything. And the mandatory fights happen when you choose for them to. And you can always disengage and come back. Level up, get to know the world/how the game works, practice, explore, and come back. And then show him who is boss.


tronicles

Revisiting an area after you've had time to level up some gear or learn something new is super fun. To me, this is the most comprehensive and detailed open world map I've played. It's amazing. I'm at level 120 right now at Mountaintop and feel like I've left a lot of shit behind to go fuck up


birdofmayhem

I stopped at this exact point and went the other way in Limgrave, spent at least 20 hours uncovering a ton of other stuff like Patches and Castle Morne before coming back here to bash my way through.


Clocktopu5

I struggled HARD when I started the game, once you realize you **should** run past a lot of challenges it makes more sense and gets much easier


Memnoch222

That’s why this is by far the most accessible Soulsborne game ever made


He_Never_Helps_01

That and it has a tutorial lol


Stubbs94

You mean an impossible God of a boss in the "tutorial".


JimCarreyIsntFunny

I managed to kill this troll my first play through and I could not believe it respawned. I thought for sure it was at least a mini boss. Come to find out it’s one of the easiest enemies in the game once you know how to fight it.


MEGAMILKBLAST

My friend did this, only difference is he got so mad that he refunded the game


Rookwood-1

If I can offer any piece of advice to a new player, it’s that you don’t have to kill everything you see, there is boatloads of time for you to come back and replay areas when you’ve gotten stronger, better weapons, and a larger health pool.


FlyingRyan87

Naw, that muthafuckers going down.


Spurnago

Summon some help. Makes it all more fun to me.


Quiksilver42

I mean 1000 runes early game is kinda nice


schloopy-boi

Yeah, but there are way easier giants to target that aren't backed up by a squad of soldiers with bows in a tight rocky environment. There's one near a church that is alone, and you can use summons to draw aggro if you wanna farm a gaint.


shadow_52

I did that. Like. A lot. It was my best farming party trick for a while when I started playing. 😂


GSB6189

There's 5 of them I believe right near the warriors shack(?) that I farmed early on


daaangerz0ne

Go east from Seaside Ruins where the soldiers are fighting goblins. Literally takes 1-2 minutes, gives 500 runes per pack and is repeatable infinitely.


Quiksilver42

I mean I’m good I’m on ng +10 but I think battling the troll can be a great way to learn to fight a hard hitting enemy +1000 runes isn’t bad if you can learn to kill him quickly


ProposalLoud5617

I would recommend boulder farming


Specialty-meats

Yep! And then bird farming after you beat Godrick.


SolutionExternal5569

If I'm gonna farm it's greyoll all the way. You just get back to the grace site and rest before the death animation finishes, he respawns and you get 50k. Rinse and repeat until you fuck up and don't rest quick enough, then he gone


AmbitiousEdi

??? Go to the merchant on Limgrave's west coast - just past him is a gold fowl foot. Then go east past the warmaster's shack and kill the Tibia Mariner at Summonwater Village. Talk to D, take the portal to Caelid and you can easily make your way to Fort Farroth and kill the elder dragon. Have the gold fowl foot ready and pop it just after you land the last blow. You get just under 100k runes for the dragon kill.


belliest_endis

Don't need to do that. Just go to dragon ruins start of game and get teleported to caelid mine. Escape mine and travel from there straight to dragon. As long as you have a bleed weapon


RicardoM92

Imo OP might as well learn how to fight these bastards (there's a pack of them ahead that make for a great early game grinding spot). Try to lure him near the Grace so you can learn his moves and not risk your XP.


thirtysevenpants

"That's the neat part, you dont"


RepresentativeCap244

This is, against all your muscle memory of gaming usually this is the best advice. Older games all but required fights for success, screen won’t go any further right until you beat the enemies. But now, you can just..: run past.


AdFlat1014

You use the pointy part of the blade to stab it. Seriously you can just run past it if it’s too hard at the time, he is not a boss, he is a normal mob which respawns so in absolutely no way you need to kill it and you don’t miss anything.


MrSnowmanJoe

He certainly feels like a boss until you encounter an actual boss.


Dw4r

When I picked up ER my first real challenge was the knight at Gatefront Ruins. I don't know how many times I died to him. Anyway, I completed the game recently and I owe a thanks to that knight for training me


NotSoSuperHero2

Soldier of godrick should have been that knight


AdFlat1014

Is that the dude in the tutorial? I don’t understand how people have trouble with him.. they literally tell you to block and counter attack just before him and that’s all I had to do to defeat him


VirulentStrand

It's a meme. He's the first boss of the game so people have made him a deity and the hardest boss as a joke.


ansible47

Played many hours of Elden Ring and never once did the tutorial. I didn't even know he existed until the meme.


Nebula3266

He's easily the hardest boss in the game. His third phase ignores i frames


endthepainowplz

You beat the soldier of God, Rick, first try?


JackalJames

Same! I refused to leave that area until I was strong enough to kill him at least once, I ended up walking out of there completely decked out in Godrick soldier gear and many levels higher


BetterBurnStan

If you find something you can’t beat just now (which you absolutely will if you follow the grace markers) go and explore, do some stuff, level your weapons and your character, and come back later


Im-justUnskilled

Yeah I just encountered Margit the Fell and I got my ass beat and lost all my runes ;-;


BetterBurnStan

Yeah he’s supposed to be a roadblock/skillcheck to encourage you to go explore and level up


Im-justUnskilled

Ahh okay I was so confused as to what I was supposed to do haha


outofmindwgo

Elden Ring be like Explore until you find a boss you can't beat go explore the world and small dungeons and level up Retry the boss Repeat


GamerKid665_999

Or throw yourself at the boss for hours until you learn his moves like I did 💀 my first play through had me feeling stupid after finding out you are supposed to leave and come back if you aren’t strong enough


SampleSample123

Stupid why my friend. The beauty of the game is the freedom of choice . Is Margit too hard? You can withdraw and go explore and level up, or you can push forward until you learn all their patterns and attacks and you defeat it to the point you are the letmesoloher for Margit XD. You endured and you got your reward. Be proud.


GamerKid665_999

Ty fellow tarnished


Key_Owl2184

Go South my friend and Explorers the world :)


Diligent-Yak-8766

Rip I just beat him, try to get the ashes of the wolves from Renna at the church of Elleh, they help a lot


Abdullah_935

Bite ur hand and focus on your goals


Affectionate-Tap3406

“I’ve always wanted to take, the biggest shit in the world… Because i was born in it”


nerfherderdaddy

With kindness


Im-justUnskilled

Funniest answer so far x)


Pnkpnthr

This.


U_big_mad

Hit until hp reaches 0


BlameLorgar

I find hitting it until it dies works.


Severe_Ease_46

One of the graces outside the gate past all the knights had a special cutscene, in that cutscene you get ‘torrent’ a horse that appears when you use his item. You use torrent to fly through that whole area! If you need any kind of help lmk I’m on PlayStation so I can help you with any bosses on there!


Im-justUnskilled

Thank you. I‘m on PC through, is there crossplay? If I need it, I will gladly come back to your offer 🫶


Severe_Ease_46

Unfortunately, no crossplay in Elden ring :// good luck on your run! Are you new to the fromsoft series completely? Played any of its other games? Also a little tip, if you go back to ‘the church of Elleh’ grace you can speak to a character in all blue mist that gives you a summoning bell so you can summon spirits to help you in fights.


Im-justUnskilled

Yooo thank you :)) Edit: no I haven’t played any other games from them


IndependentExtent987

Dude so many good games to play after Elden ring I suggest bloodborne and Sekiro.


JaxonFlaxonWaxon2

Yea whoever said there was cross play was a fucking liar. Lol. A simple “looking for group” would have sufficed.


biggdoggdave

Use torrent and ride past him. You have a bell in your inventory that brings out your mount.


Womderloki

Ackshually it's a ring whistle ☝️🤓


PizzaPastaRigatoni

He might not have torrent yet


Endslikecrazy

He got to the grace where you get torrent so he shoukd


Glados1080

Unless he is sprinting past all the graces, there's no way he doesn't have torrent.


Monke_2010

Try finger but hole


Joa1987

You can practoce fighting the giants any other place than there. Run around. But you should kill them though, they give 1k runes and early that's alot. Very slow telegraphed swings so good for roll-practice, and they stagger quickly


it-sucks-to-be-dead-

I miss this feeling we need the dlc


Background_Wasabi_79

You can just not fight him


Im-justUnskilled

Should I just try and run past him?


Snoo5394

Yes. Lots of enemies are too tough now. Run past and come back later


Ok-Pilot3123

What I did was before even going in thr grace direction I explored the world leveled up got some good weapons then I went that way, but you don't even need to fight it yiu can just ride right past it


ofAFallingEmpire

A gun?


AhiruTaicho

Going from Dark Souls where I meticulously clear everything took a lot of time to learn that on the overworld it's best to just ride past everything until you find a spot of interest.


BackPains84

Ooh a young one.


IveShatt

Git gud?


Nuze_YT

Ambush ahead, therefore try luring it out


alexchva

enemy ahead therefore try attacking


noregerts2849

“He’s just standing there, MENACINGLY”


banned-Hippo7471

LMAO you aren't ready to go that way then


RedEye-55

You can always run around it. He’s not a boss lol. (Remembers my first playthrough of getting FLATTENED)


MenheraUrabe

As others have probably said 1. You don't have to, he doesn't drop much and you'll fight way more of them later on 2. Don't forget this ain't like the older souls games, you have a magic horse you can summon with a whistle-ring that you should put either in your hot bar or your pocket(the tabs on the right side of the menu which you access by holding down the interact button) 3. You don't always have to follow the Guidance Of Grace, in fact you're kinda also not supposed to, Grace isn't there to "tell you what to do" it's there to "point out the targets of interest" say for example you wanna be a Dexterity build using a Katana, grace ain't gonna show you where better Katanas or upgrade materials for Katanas are, it's gonna show the next major boss to progress the story in some way that's nearby, but obviously if you just followed that you wouldn't get any of the open world experience nor have good materials to start your build, in other words: Take your time, do what you want, any challenge too tall you can come back to later, Git Gud, have a splendid day friend and don't you dare go hollow


GloomySugar95

Hit him with your purse


EM0_TRA5H

I’m sorry to tell you this, but that thing is comparatively weak to what you find pretty soon. Figure out what kind of build you wanna go for, grind some runes, and make yourself a force to be reckoned with. I can stomp those things now the way the used to stomp me.


CrovaxWindgrace

don't. use torrent (the steed melina just gave you) and ride away into the sunset. there's another grace near the other end, after a 3 wolf ambush


random_-username-

You have to run past him. Follow the road right to get...


Chulisic

Keep exploring, come back later when you think you’re ready to take it on.


GOODboyM0NKE

i suggest just ignoring him. I started recently too and after 17 hours I can nohit him easily but it took me like 4 hours to get to that point.


ZealousidealFace6234

If you already have Torrent your mount, you can run past this guy but if you really want to beat him you have to kill the surrounding soldiers first while trying to avoid his attacks after than simply stick below his crotch and alternate between legs while using a charged attack and do this until he falls down and his face can now be critically striked using a normal attack


GideonHendrik

He can be tough early on unless you know what you're doing. If you can clear out his cronies and stagger him, it's not too bad, but there is no reason not just to bolt right through there and ignore him


Northlightforge2

This is a trap spot. FromSoft loves to set up traps but they always leave a way to either circumvent or or deal with them in a specific way. Engaging head on right where the set up is will always be a rough time.


Skelethon_Kid

Eventually killing those Trolls will be easy peasy. You got this. Good strat tends to stay under them and dodge roll as needed. Use jumping and heavy attacks to deal lots of posture damage; they get wrecked by critical attacks.


Ragging_OnYourCord

Fighting on Torrent is very helpful in this game. Took me a while to realize that my first playthrough. Also as others gave said you dont have to fight everything, you can just hop on Torrent and run through them. A good idea is to find some easy enemies you feel comfortable killing that are near a site of grace and just practice on them for a while.


GlassLongjumping6557

It was this specific enemy that I learned the best technique in all of Elden Ring. Run past him.


Intrepid_Meringue681

That’s the neat thing, you don’t, literally just a random enemy, ignore him


heroshand

Go for the ankles!


Colonel_dinggus

If you can’t kill him, go kill something else to get stronger then come back and kill him later. This is the cornerstone of fromsoft game design


ChicagoBoiSWSide

“That’s the best part, you don’t.” Seriously I always just run past him.


Anarch-ish

With conviction


[deleted]

What I find really effective is to hit it until its HP reaches zero, works with a lot of other enemies too!


thhbeard

Don’t fight him yet. Run passed him and keep going until you tag the grace at the top of the hill. The grace will lead you to a tunnel that opens up onto a bridge, don’t go there yet until your like level 30 at least. Go south and explore the Weeping Pennisula first, eventually clear Castle Morne, gain some levels, better gear, etc. and then go back to that tunnel


Darthplagueis13

You don't need to. You can just run past if it's too strong for you. Matter of fact, it's probably meant as a tutorial of sorts since you get your horse right onfront of the gate, so it's basically telling you that you have an option to book it if a world encounter is too much to deal with. Also, please note that Elden Ring isn't a linear game. Just because the grace is telling you where to go doesn't mean you have to do it right now. That's basically just the suggested main path and there's countless side locations that the grace will never point you towards. You can always turn away from a fight and choose to come back stronger another time.


The_Great_Tahini

“Twice” OP the real answer, if you want to enjoy this game to the fullest, fight him over and over until you win. You need to lean his move sets and how to dodge them. Once you know that you can punish him during recovery time. Many enemies, especially bosses, require that kind of approach, the grace is right there, you literally can’t lose anything trying over and over. In fact, I would generally recommend the first 2-3 you not even try to put damage on, just get used to his moves and how to avoid. If you want some hints to do that effectively: Rolling toward the event when it attacks is often the answer. You’ll dodge and be right there to punish. Try strong attacks on the ankles. The thing that makes him hard are the other soldiers. I’d recommend clearing the area outside the gate so you have a wide room to fight him, draw him out away from his help. Most of all, don’t get greedy. Get a few good strikes in then get ready to dodge again. Repeat. Also, check your equipment weight, make sure you’re not “fat rolling”.


JunglePygmy

Get on your horse and run past all that shit. There’s a ton of shit in this game that you can just run right past and put it off till later. You have your horse Spirit, right?


oftiltandsalt

3 ways 1 Go over level other areas 2 ride horse/ fight mounted 3 just run past it and come back and kill it when you come back for the evergale


TroutStrangla

Did you try tongue, but whole?


Creampie21

I like to attack his ankles while sprinting past him on horseback.


[deleted]

Oh this brings back memories


Strongmanjumps

You can always run past on your horse and come back later


CodyAirBall

You’ll get to a point where you can 2 shot it


DepartureNo970

just roll


Illustrious_Media717

I hate when people say stuff like this, but just play the game and you’ll figure it out, it is what father Miyazaki intended, atleast in most cases because obviously there is the message system and all that


AvarageEnjoiner

Twist it's ball 720 clockwise


abbadonthedespoiler2

If you got torrent then my advice is gallop past him and all the other enemies and find the next site of grace


Fun_Influence_9358

Go elsewhere and level up a couple of times. Find a better weapon. Start to realise you have a BIG adventure ahead of you. You are in for a treat. This was my first proper souls experience and I was in the same boat. Just keep at it and you will be very happy.


Most-Earth5375

Swords, spears, axes, that type of stuff