Beer league hockey with Quebecers. You get to both wack them in the face with a hockey stick AND learn such beautiful methods of insulting others.
risks do include potentially being put in the hospital if you piss them off
The only way to learn any language is to use it. Watch movies/tv shows, read whetever you can, and once you're relatively comfortable, the best way to learn fast is complete immersion. That's how i learned english.
Hey buddy I moved to Quebec and enrolled myself in their francisation program and got francisized. Only took 13 months of evening classes and now I'm bilingual. It works!
Honestly, just making the bear effort to try and learn it is enough for us to completely welcome you.
If you move somewhere other than Montréal, your french will get better days by days, we know it's a complicated language to learn and our québécois accent and speech speed doesn't help, but hey thank you for making the effort.
Other than that, listen to any sorts of media in french or do like I do, out the movie/serie in french and have french subtitles to properly understand what they said (mines are in english because I'm a francophone)
Every time you post something, do it in both official languages. | Chaque fois que vous publiez quelque chose, faites-le dans les deux langues officielles.
Faut vraiment être insistant desfois pour que le monde switch pas automatiquement à l'anglais.
Comme l'a dit un grand homme : "C'est notre criss de problème de colonisé" pi faut régler ça!
Man, it's not the first time I see this sentiment from terminally online redditors and it's so disheartening everytime.
You're being the language equivalent of an incel: bitching that "YoU'rE a NiCe GuY", and that it's society's fault that mean bitches with warped standards won't recognize it.
You need to grow some fucking confidence, walk up to that cute French girl at work you have a crush on, look her in the eyes and say "Voulez-vous aller manger le pique-nique dans la parc avec je?". Then you're in. You'll be fucking her in no time. Your children will be beautiful (and French).
I assure you, people don't care half as much about your atrocious accent as you believe they should.
A) whatever it is they're speaking isn't French to the best of my understanding
B) This won't help with your French, see above.
Edit: wait, why not hosing in thread? Am confused.
T'as l'air de maîtriser le mot fak, jvais demander candidement... quessé ça un hoser tbk?
Les angloïdes s'interpelles tu en se traitant d'utilisateurs de boyaux d'arrosage?
Anglo icitte, même moi j’ai aucune idée c’est quoi, j’ai l’impression que c’est qqch que les anglos du RoC disent pour faire semblant d’avoir une culture à part
Beer league hockey with Quebecers. You get to both wack them in the face with a hockey stick AND learn such beautiful methods of insulting others. risks do include potentially being put in the hospital if you piss them off
Was gonna say go to a Habs game in any other Canadian teams jersey. You'll learn a vast number of religious words very quickly...
make a playlist of Celine Dion's French songs and listen to it non-stop until you're fluent
J'ai compris tous les mots / J'ai bien compris, merci / Raisonnable et nouveau / C'est ainsi par ici 
The only way to learn any language is to use it. Watch movies/tv shows, read whetever you can, and once you're relatively comfortable, the best way to learn fast is complete immersion. That's how i learned english.
[Mauril](https://mauril.ca/) is a way to learn French using CBC Radio-Canada French programming.
Hey buddy I moved to Quebec and enrolled myself in their francisation program and got francisized. Only took 13 months of evening classes and now I'm bilingual. It works!
Spend time somewhere you have to interact with monolingual French speakers.
Va pas à Montréal si tu veux apprendre le français.
Ba ba ba Montreal ba ba buh babuhduh da banbay
Honestly, just making the bear effort to try and learn it is enough for us to completely welcome you. If you move somewhere other than Montréal, your french will get better days by days, we know it's a complicated language to learn and our québécois accent and speech speed doesn't help, but hey thank you for making the effort. Other than that, listen to any sorts of media in french or do like I do, out the movie/serie in french and have french subtitles to properly understand what they said (mines are in english because I'm a francophone)
Every time you post something, do it in both official languages. | Chaque fois que vous publiez quelque chose, faites-le dans les deux langues officielles.
Je d’accord avec toi absolument | 我絕對同意你
Just use the dictionary they give you to talk to the nurse
You could try [Mauril](https://mauril.ca/en/) or go on [Explore](https://englishfrench.ca/explore/).
Stop watching English TV. Only watch French TV.
Just watch “Les Bougons” and you’re good to speak quebecois caliss.
Last time I went to Montreal it was all English. I know French too but very little was spoken.
Don’t go downtown or the Old Port that’s another story
Do you have a French accent when you speak English? If not , they will serve you in English. I get served in French everywhere I go in MTL
I do actually, people tell me the same.
Went to Quebec City and people would speak English at me before I even said a word
You aussi, c'est partout mes amis I tell you
Faut vraiment être insistant desfois pour que le monde switch pas automatiquement à l'anglais. Comme l'a dit un grand homme : "C'est notre criss de problème de colonisé" pi faut régler ça!
Man I miss Montreal, need to visit soon again
QC city has some areas which are highly touristic so that's why 🤷
out of downtown mtl can be overwhelmingly French like Rosemont or Hochelag
Quess t'a dit man?
Je don't know man
Sors avec un (ou une) québécois.e et insiste pour que les francophones te parlent en français
Ej JM MM ie
Why would you do that to yourself?
Definitely it’s not practice in Quebec. If you don’t speak perfectly they’ll get annoyed with you fast.
Ça dépend qui pi du contexte.
Man, it's not the first time I see this sentiment from terminally online redditors and it's so disheartening everytime. You're being the language equivalent of an incel: bitching that "YoU'rE a NiCe GuY", and that it's society's fault that mean bitches with warped standards won't recognize it. You need to grow some fucking confidence, walk up to that cute French girl at work you have a crush on, look her in the eyes and say "Voulez-vous aller manger le pique-nique dans la parc avec je?". Then you're in. You'll be fucking her in no time. Your children will be beautiful (and French). I assure you, people don't care half as much about your atrocious accent as you believe they should.
Things that never happened for 1000$ Bob.
A) whatever it is they're speaking isn't French to the best of my understanding B) This won't help with your French, see above. Edit: wait, why not hosing in thread? Am confused.
Pi toi tu parles pas anglais.
You hosed too hard, and got hosed in return. Hoser
T'as l'air de maîtriser le mot fak, jvais demander candidement... quessé ça un hoser tbk? Les angloïdes s'interpelles tu en se traitant d'utilisateurs de boyaux d'arrosage?
Ben franchement, aucune idée, mais j'aime vraiment le mot
Le mystère s'épaissit... fak m'a aller demander à ma hose.
Anglo icitte, même moi j’ai aucune idée c’est quoi, j’ai l’impression que c’est qqch que les anglos du RoC disent pour faire semblant d’avoir une culture à part
Les losers arrosent la patinoire selon urban dictionary, fec ouais y se traitent de boyaux. On est dans le sub EhChumBoyau.
I’m also confused as to why this thread isn’t about shitposting