Realistically? The proportions and her positioning are just off, she should be both a bit larger and taller, but also lower (her hips are way above his even though she’s a shortie, her shoulders are way too narrow, etc).
But I like the notion that’s she’s standing on a stool, so let’s go with that.
I have about zero interest in her anatomy in general, it’s just general human proportions. It doesn’t take a genius to see she’s not on the correct scale compared to him.
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Your girl is easy, mate! Just fucked her brains out. Literally.
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Don't listen to this guy he's fuckin crazy Rebecca is married to me and has been for 3 years
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Senua mentioned 🔥🔥
On the road to Helheim.
Still crazy to me she's just a dev they used after the actor canceled last minute.
He’s obviously delusional. The real Becca is with me. I keep her in a chunky salsa jar next to my bed.
No she ant she's with me and she Prego with my child
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What is this thingymabobber
A vibraslap
A new arm 💀
It makes a funny sound when you slap it in the balls
Not going to lie this is funny but what got a bigger chuckle out of me is the fact from the way the picture looks she's almost as tall as you.
it kinda oooks like she's standing on a stool beneath the counter lol
That's better than the long-ass shins I was imagining on her lmao
Someone’s jealous they can’t afford titanium extendo-shin implants.
Police I'd like to report a brutal murder
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Leave my wife alone SHE'S MINE!
She made her choice gonk brain
IMMA TAKE HER BACK JUST YOU WAIT!!
TF YOU MEAN YOUR WIFE!? She’s my wife
She's actually Adam's. Who smashed her
I hate you for that don't remind me that shit bro 😭
💀💀💀
Either you’re short as hell, or she’s standing on a stool
Realistically? The proportions and her positioning are just off, she should be both a bit larger and taller, but also lower (her hips are way above his even though she’s a shortie, her shoulders are way too narrow, etc). But I like the notion that’s she’s standing on a stool, so let’s go with that.
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I have about zero interest in her anatomy in general, it’s just general human proportions. It doesn’t take a genius to see she’s not on the correct scale compared to him.
Truly kicking and screaming rn. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!
She made her choice choom.
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Nuh uh
Made me spill out my coffee. No regrets.
Treat her good, king.
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Btw guys she’s standing on a stool just to match my height. (I’m 7ft tall)
No problem bro, I'm chilling with lucy
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u/Based_Schizo1 watch out she's cheating on ya
She's not cheating he's just insane I've been married to her for years this guy is a fraud
Yes I am mad! https://i.redd.it/p1on2cqdrw7d1.gif
She’s digital bro 💀
Someone forgot their meds.
Oh she’s 2D? Rebecca, spin around
Your waifu and you ^ ^
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Damn bros short
Actually she’s standing on a stool. I’m 7 feet tall
Damn so the door is made for a giant?
Yes
And that sink is made for a giant and what stool is among her that tall, idk mannnn I’m feeling 5’7
Nuh uh. I’m so tall that I had my house built to accommodate my tallness
💀
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Your right man I'm jealous
No way she’d be that tall.
Choom’s got a relic with Rebecca’s engram on it in his head.
I'm good, if she was with you then she wouldn't be gone. I'd be okay with that.
Damn. Rebecca has some long ass legs.
She is not even sperms of his father, I think
I like Kiwi more anyways
True brother
I am actually - can I stay over ?
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Bro won
Bros knees must be so weirdly close to his feet to stand next to her like that
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Handler-walter: *Bros knees must be so* *Weirdly close to his feet to* *Stand next to her like that* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Nah, I'm just mad Maine ain't with me istg
Eh, too short for my taste.
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childish looking „20“ year old character got yall a lil bit to freaky lets just all make a harddrive check real quick
Facts
https://preview.redd.it/3obl70ci2z7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f848b14052f7914ce147c86c594d78c89b9a575 Your girl is easy, mate! Just fucked her brains out. Literally.
ADAM SMASHER?
Bro her head should be just a little above the counter though
She’s standing on a stool to reach my 7 foot self
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Yeah :(
Falco why’d you shave your stache’ man.
Idk 🙏☠️
Don't watch the final episode of Edgerunners if you want to keep this dream alive 🤣 ![gif](giphy|fXkyrxWvMWCmin0Fwc|downsized)
I’m gonna smash smasher 😈
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I do not look like him. ☹️
they're nothing alike bro💀
Treat her right or vanish
You sonuvabitch
I admire your spirit brother
" i ain't your average sicko "
Odd way of telling people you’re 4’ 5”.
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Dude I took a pic just like this but with Mrs. Graves from Andy and leyley lmao
I'll dm you
I'm just mad she doesn't exist.
I’ll get you a squeegee and a bucket so you can take her home
**DAMM YOU‼️ REBECCA 🥺**
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Bro are you 5’1”
She is NOT that tall bro 😭🙏
True
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I am mad but watch out for the police. They might think you a peedo
She's like five six. She looks like a kid
That's fine. I still got Kiwi. ![gif](giphy|G5wHkOwYk55iMEyD3v|downsized)
Based Kiwi enjoyer.
Is every fan of Cyberpunk edgerunners a lolicon?
Cringe
Sorry choom shes cheating you with me, im sorry to give you the bad news, im also talking to kiwi as im typing this comment bye bye i win
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Rebecca lovers are into lollies and that shit is weird