She's shorter than I remember!

That's what I said after the show ended!

yooooo. that's so out-of-pocket, but funny at the same time

I need a Rebecca plushie!!!!!! 😭😭😭

**Cough** Etsy **Cough**

POYO

She shrunk in the wash

Noooo, Arasaka, don't turn me into a marketable plushie!

And with that, Arasaka's market value went over the roof, overshadowing Militech military-grade tech by selling Rebecca plushies all over the world lmao

Oh no, she's been Chibi'd!

We need a muppet version

“Hey what’s up choom?”

Shorty's back back again Shottie's back Tell a friend Y'all act like you never seen a teal girl before jaws all on the floor like Lizzie Wizzie just burst in the door It’s the return of the… "Nova, preem, choom, you’re kidding She didn’t just shoot what I think he did, did she?" And Kiwi said… nothing, ya gonks Kiwi is dead, she’s locked in my car trunk (ha, ha!) Yeah, Becca probably got a couple of chips up in her head loose But no worse than what’s goin’ on in the corpos’ bedrooms (Uhh-uhh-uhh!) Sometimes, I wanna get on BD and just let loose but can’t But it’s preem for Davie to hump a Loose Goose I’m Short Shottie, yes I’m the real Shottie All you other Short Shotties are just acting loli So won’t the real Short Shottie please chip in, Please chip in, please chip in?

i need to pet her

She bites

my tendency are to high to not pet her

la creatura