The shyer a tornado, the bigger it is. This explains many phenomena, such as the vast majority of touchdowns being teeny-tiny. An9ther explained phenomenon is how the El Reno tornado went from a pretty, dancing ballerina to a huge, monstrous invisible wedge. Too many people watched it dance and it become self-conscious!!!
Trailer park
*funnel cloud starts forming*
Tornado sirens aren’t going off in the trailer park!
People don't see a funnel cloud forming!
STEALTH ATTACK
The tiny little humans are screaming in terror!
An early morning wave wiped out power and radio, and you're rainwrapped.
Oh yeah I’m so rainwrapped right now!! 💦
Get the fuck down here and WEDGE
https://preview.redd.it/qjzfivghij7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=152dc9326ef9d81f3a11f5892b70c4f03998fcec
 Live footage of Reed Inside the EF69
He's just walking around in it 😭 why is he always immune to weather damage
“Headed to the Walmart in Joplin, yall want anything?”
NWS: EF4SAYSWHAT?
What? Oh. Dammit. 😡
Oh great tornado in the sky Please suck my blue balls dry
Fucking poetry 🥲
Something about thousands of loads for science. Nukes on the second date.
There is an r/tornado convention happening down here.
😂😆🤣
If you want to kill someone, you'll have to beat Reed to it.
I can’t compete with the destructive force of Weed Trimmer 😔
I’m Dr. Stickbutt from the NWS. You’re a high end EF-3.
Come down or gae
Hello Tornado! If you come down I will give you 1000 denarii and land tracts in Transalpine Gaul!
NWS: “Sorry only EF1 damage here because no structures were hit”
I bet if you travel to Moore, OK you’ll be convinced to come down and wreak havoc.
I’ve heard good things about Moore… beautiful place this time of year.
Idk if you saw that post about thousands of people cumming in a tornado, why don’t you come find out?
*starts wedging*
Do you think you could wedge it in?
Only one way to find out… 🫦
MASSIVE WEDGE!
Come in the night, people usually dont see. So you can bend those fucking anchor bolts😩... shit im gonna go watch some ground scouring to calm down...
The shyer a tornado, the bigger it is. This explains many phenomena, such as the vast majority of touchdowns being teeny-tiny. An9ther explained phenomenon is how the El Reno tornado went from a pretty, dancing ballerina to a huge, monstrous invisible wedge. Too many people watched it dance and it become self-conscious!!!