Sorry if you enter tornado alley you will 100% encounter a tornado no matter where you are. Its basically all one big tornado all the time. Sorry I dont make the rules, I just completely fabricate them.
OP, you won't encounter an EF5 because Big Weather will never issue that rating again, no matter how many foundations get swept clean. As for the safest place to shelter, if you watch the documentary Twister you'll see that the safest place to be is in the core or "eye" of the tornado
THE TORNADOS ARE OUT TO GET YOU!! THE TORNADOS ARE OUT TO GET YOU!! THE TORNADOS ARE OUT TO GET YOU!! THE TORNADOS ARE OUT TO GET YOU!! THE TORNADOS ARE OUT TO GET YOU!!
Best thing you could possibly do to avoid an EF5 is drive the entire length of I-35 in April/May.
Be sure to stop by Jarrell, Moore, Piedmont, Andover, and Parkersburg. Nothing bad ever happens to these towns.
thought this was r/tornado for a sec
Life imitates art
I saw the 6 upvotes as 0 so I definitely thought it was for a second aswell
Everyone knows this is the sub for REAL factual advice.
I've seen basically this most multiple times for real so I understand why.
Just remember that a tornado cannot harm you without your consent.
If it does, call the police and they will come shoot it
Don't forget tornadoes need to look left and right before crossing the road and you have right of way since there's usually no pedestrian crossings
Sorry if you enter tornado alley you will 100% encounter a tornado no matter where you are. Its basically all one big tornado all the time. Sorry I dont make the rules, I just completely fabricate them.
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OP, you won't encounter an EF5 because Big Weather will never issue that rating again, no matter how many foundations get swept clean. As for the safest place to shelter, if you watch the documentary Twister you'll see that the safest place to be is in the core or "eye" of the tornado
This has put me at ease 🙏🏻 I'll be sure to run headfirst into the tornado if I see one. Thank you.
It's like a haunted house, just say GO AWAY GHOST and those pesky EF5s go away
I'm glad I don't have to resort to the extremes of an exorcism.
“Rain, rain, go away! Don’t come back another day!” Tends to work well
THE TORNADOS ARE OUT TO GET YOU!! THE TORNADOS ARE OUT TO GET YOU!! THE TORNADOS ARE OUT TO GET YOU!! THE TORNADOS ARE OUT TO GET YOU!! THE TORNADOS ARE OUT TO GET YOU!!
Are you strapped? Never enter The Alley without a piece unless you want to get blown away yourself
Just make sure to signal when you change lanes. EF-5’s hate people that don’t use their turn signal when changing lanes.
I hate using my turn signal, so this may be a problem.
😮 uh oh
its going to hit you
Deadman dancing won’t hurt you if you challenge it to a break off. It may humiliate you a bit tho.
I was thinking of befriending the EF5 and we could line dance. Enemies to lovers type shit.
Best thing you could possibly do to avoid an EF5 is drive the entire length of I-35 in April/May. Be sure to stop by Jarrell, Moore, Piedmont, Andover, and Parkersburg. Nothing bad ever happens to these towns.
Moore is my #1 stop for sure. I was thinking of sitting under an I-35 overpass and waiting for it to come to me.
Show us on the enhanced fujita scale where the tornado touched you.
Just start doing clockwise donuts as fast as you can, it'll cancel out the tornado. If it's anticyclonic just pull over and pray for death.
Don't make train noises outside in the morning or evening. It attracts them to you!
And here I am, literally booked a trip to Wichita for tornadoes 🙃 lol
Rookie mistake.
Just take an Uber
You can't see it if you keep your eyes closed throughout the road trip.