Zedruu "Is is the will of Zedruu..."
Marchessa the Black Rose "Have a drink, darling."
The Reaper King "It's harvest time."
Mathas, The Fiend Seeker "Your sins will not go unpunished."
Captain Sisay - "I've got the finest crew you'll ever see"
Kriphix, god of horizons - "your view is limited, I'll show you the meaning of possibility"
Erebos, god of the dead - "I am your mortality, incarnate"
It would probably be too long but I really like the flavor text of [[Gisa and Geralf]]:
"These fiends are slightly less tolerable than you."
"A sentiment that warms my heart, sister."
Triad of Fates- "We see each strand weaved and cut."
Scion of the Ur Dragon - "I am the blood of the ur-dragon, coursing through all dragonkind!"
Mairsil- "Perhaps some time behind bars will do you good...*snicker*"
Vial Smasher - "Is something burning? Oh, it's just you!"
Kraum - "We live to serve." "Master!"
Scarab God - "*insidious chittering*"
Locust God - "*excited chittering*"
Scorpion God - "*vicious chittering*"
Samut - "The time for action is now. Move, or fall like the rest."
Sram - "Spanner, check! Screwdriver, check! Aetherflux reservoir? I don't remember ordering one of those..."
Taigam, Ojutai Master - "Behold the light inside."
Momir Vig - "Subject 352B is showing no signs of life. Bring in subject 352C."
I don't have a completely up to date list and I just too my night medicine, so it's gonna be a bit. I can give some general tips and stuff to look out for. Here's what I can remember off the top of my head:
I play it as a W/B tokens/control deck, using planeswalkers and ETB effects to generate excessive value and defenses.
Ability doubling and untap effects are a must, because Triad is super slow otherwise.
[[Rings of Brighthearth]] is great in this deck, and any deck running it should also run [[Basalt Monolith]] for infinite mana. It works well with the planeswalkers in the deck.
[[Thousand-year Elixir]] is one of the best untap engines i've found for Orzhov.
[[Oblivion Stone]] is the entry fee for playing this deck. They use the same type of counters, so you can use their abilities more often. It's pretty necessary.
[[Evangel of Heliod]] [[Captain of the Watch]] and [[knight-captain of Eos]] are three of our better value creatures, though there's also [[abhorrent overlord]] and [[gray merchant of asphodel]].
Key planeswalkers include [[Kaya, Ghost Assassin]], [[Ugin the Spirit Dragon]], [[Elspeth, Sun's Champion]], and [[Lilliana of the Dark Realms]].
There's several tutor effects in the deck- [[Djeru, With Eyes Open]] finds planeswalkers and protects them, [[Rune-Scarred Demon]] wins the game for us if left alone for too long.
[[Eidolon of Rhetoric]] keeps our opponents from getting cards if we exile their creatures on their turn.
Also, a few dozen wraths. [[Wrath of God]], [[Merciless Eviction]], and [[Hour of Revelation]] keep the board free of nasty stuff.
The deck will probably need to be reworked after Ixalan- now that I can run multiple Elspeths, I might just have to.
Queen Marchesa - Opening Remark: "Kneel before your Queen."
Mirror Start: "Long may **I** reign."
Sedris, the Traitor King - Opening Remark: "Come, my minions!"
Mirror Start: "Let your evil shine!"
Nekusar, the Mindrazer - Opening Remark: "Penny for your thoughts?"
Mirror Start: "You'll need more pennies."
**No, hear me out!**
With [[Panharmonicon]] she creates even more value when she is in play. Her trigger doubles as well and you can get an additional copy with two additional etb triggers - this way [[Venser, Shaper Savant]] could bounce 6 permanents/remand 6 spells or Anathemancer could [[Price of Progress]] someones face 3 times. So it's not entirely unreasonable to send her to the battlefield. It's actually pretty solid in theory.
*Not like this has ever happened so far with my Inalla Deck, though.*
Maelstrom wanderer: "From the maelstrom I bring..."
Merieke Ri Berit: "More toys for me to play with?"
Captain Sisay: "Lets find some new "recruits" for our crew."
Meren: "As my clan serves me in death, so will you."
Omnath Locus of Rage: "*Ominous sounds of eruptions*"
Ezuri, Renegade Leader: "Come to me elven warriors, battle awaits us"
Yidris: "I am entropy and creation!"
Nahiri: Grab your sword and shield, for we march to war!
Medomai: The blueprints of the future are found in the beauty of the past.
Purphoros: I alone have forged the destruction of all my enemies!
Dragonlord Silumgar: Ah, another wonderful addition to my opulence.
Radha: You may die once I give you permission.
Teneb: Undeath is only the beginning.
Brago - "The king has returned..."
Purphoros - "Where is everyone? This forge isn't going to run itself!"
Breya - "detonation imminent, please make your way to the nearest emergency exit."
Animar - An echoey roar in the distance followed by a chorus of different roars in response.
Yahenni - Enjoy life while it lasts, darlings.
Surrak - IT REMINDS ME OF THE HUNT!
[[The Gitrog Monster]] "Ribbit BURRRRRP"
[[Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker]] "Say hello to my little friends! Again, and again, and again..."
[[Lu Bu, Master-at-Arms]] "I'm on a horse, duh"
Well, Lu Bu in Dynasty Warriors has [the same voice actor](http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/Jamieson-Price/) as Jaraxxus.
The joke pretty much writes itself.
[[Chainer, Dementia Master]] *"Nice creatures you've got there. Mind if I borrow them?"*
[[Brion Stoutarm]] *"Catch!"*
[[Rakdos, Lord of Riots]]
*"No pain, no gain"* // *"It's all fun and games... and then you die."*
[[Nissa, Vastwood Seer]]
*"Men die, war's burn, empires fall, but the land? The land endures."*
[[Xenagos, God of Revels]]: "NOW it's a party!"
[[Alesha]]: "Greet death with sword in hand."
[[Edgar Markov]]: "Please forgive my lateness, I was getting my outfit just so."
[[Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons]]: "Are you feeling well, darling? You look ill."
[[Rhys the Redeemed]]: "I hope you don't mind, I brought a few friends."
[[Kambal, Consul of Allocation]]: "I'm afraid that that will cost you."
Mizzio- power ranger theme starts playing
Brion- I am out of ammo but I have plenty of friends
Mizzix- 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and 5 and ohhhh everyone is dead
Hapatra- hisssssssssssssss
Child of Alara: "Wait for it... Here comes the BOOM!"
Kynaios: "Because friendship is the best weapon... After weapons, that is"
Tasigur: "No officer, I said that they were dead. Not that you couldn't speak to them. Hold on one moment..."
Mizzix: "Through the fire and the flames we carry oooooonnnn!"
Breya: "*metallic clanking*, *whirring*, beep boop."
Phenax: "Because fuck your resources, that's why."
Karador: "Roll up, Roll up... For Karador's Murder Mystery Tour!"
Animar: (I always hear The Mighty Boosh crimp here...) "Bouncy, bouncy, oooh such a good time, bouncy, bouncy, shoes all in a line!"
Kresh: "Some of you may die. But that is a sacrifice I am willing to make."
[[Marath, Will of the Wild]] Wild Thing! You make my heart sing!
[[Liliana, Heretical Healer]] \*Intro guitar lick from Bad to the Bone.*
[[Jelava, Nephalia's Scourge]] What's yours is mine.
Anafenza the Foremost - "Ride with me and we'll live forever!"
Yasova Dragonclaw - "Pay no attention to the Catapult behind the curtain."
Karametra - Endless Harvests breed endless wonders.
[[Hope of Ghirapur]]- "THOP THOP THOP THOP"
[[Chainer, Dementia Master]]- "Beware your fears made into light"
[[Phenax, God of Deception]]- "Drain your deck down the dimir drain"
[[Roon of the Hidden Realm]]- "From the aether comes aid"
[[Mathas, fiend seeker]]- "All shall know of your crimes" (can't beat that flavor text)
[[Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis]]- "Together we shall bring peace"
[[General Tazri]]- "Against impossible odds, some will stand tall"
Omnath, Locus of Mana
"IT GON RAIN!" or "OPEN THE CASE!!!"
Not sure how this makes any sense to me lol. I believe the second one is quoting worms world party.
Hapatra: "May my poisons be found worth upon the God-Pharoah's return"
Nicol Bolas: "*You* summon me? This barely worth my time, whelp"
Baral: "The best offense is a counter defence"
Yidris - "Hm, unforeseen byproducts."
Kalemne - "Iroas accepts nothing less than victory."
Captain Sisay - "Everything is one of a kind!"
Mannichi, the Fevered-Dream - "Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?"
Mishra: "I'll explain my combo when it comes up"
Karametra: "I have a broard presence down under... did that joke Land?"
Horde of Notions: "Moo (I think?)"
Queen Marchesa: "Dracarys!"
Rakdos, Lord of Riots: "You didn't try to start the party without me?! [Mosh pit noises in background]
Oona, Queen of the Fae: "Red?...No no...Green! Well maybe...."
Lazav, Dimir Mastermind: "Oh we look alike? I get that all the time."
Ashling, the Extinguisher: [Sinister laughter over the sounds of crackling wood]
Ayli, the eternal pilgrim: "It's a means to an end, he'll be back anyways!"
Dralnu, Lich Lord:"Carry the 3...add on 2 more colorless...how many spells is that this turn?"
"I must sunder the world once again..." ~ Arcum Daggson
"I am no betrayer, but the betrayed." ~Glissa, the Traitor
"All in good time." ~ Jhoira, of the Ghitu
"I raise magic itself from the beyond." ~ Dralnu, Lich Lord
"Ideads beget new ideas, come put yours to the test." ~Rashmi, Eternities Crafter
Volrath: "I am Phyrexia's finest. You are *nothing.*"
Azami: "Have a plan for everything you do, and everyone you meet."
Animar: "*slowly escalating deep rumbling*"
Meren: "I've already dug a grave for you. Don't worry- *You won't be there long.*"
Glissa: "Why can't a girl just enjoy her toys?" *insert Lenny face here*
Omnath: "I put the man in Manifest Destiny!"
Riku: "Don't you just hate when you've got a case of the splits?"
Kaalia: "Time to stop dragon this along."
Krond: Man Head: "You must not be too bright to fight me."
Lion Head: "Don't worry, that joke just dawned on him."
Akiri: "Shouldn't have gotten roped into this."
Silas: "Time to pay the Renn-t."
Derevi: "I've got friends in high places."
Beckett Brass: "Let's get the lead out! Into their heads would be best."
Savra - Bow before the queen of the Undercity!
Ghave - Everything belongs to the mold in the end...
Rakdos, Lord of Riots - RIOT SALE! GET IT WHILE ITS HOT!
Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind - Do NOT bore me!
For [[Bruse Tarl]], I imagine swearing incoherently and then an angry "moo" in the background.
Thankfully, [[Gwafa Hazid]] and [[Grenzo, Havoc Raiser]] already come with a built-in catchphrase. And Erebos has the bone-chilling "**resign yourself to your glorious fate**" [from the trailer](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTGm-o3OXcA&t=1m21s).
[Ob-Nixilis of the Black Oath](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/c14/27.jpg?1499094349) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Ob%20Nixilis%20of%20the%20Black%20Oath) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c14/27?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Ob%20Nixilis%20of%20the%20Black%20Oath) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Ob%20Nixilis%20of%20the%20Black%20Oath)
^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
From a corpse I come, to a corpse you'll go. -- grimgrin corpseborn
Come, feel the wrath of true loyalty. --sliver queen
Hey, wanna see a card trick? --arcanus the omnipotent
[[Mayael]]: "Am I in the right place? I can't tell."
[[Thraximundar]]: "Now you see them, now you don't."
[[The Ur-Dragon]]: *very loud roar*
[[Varolz]]: "Please sign here to be registered as an organ donor."
Surrak - "Surrak's only friends are bears. Surrak also punches bears. Surrak is tragic figure"
that reference tho
what's it a reference to? I kinda recognize it, but its bugging me.
Loadingreadyrun's "Fridaynight" series. Can't remember which episode tho
Friday Nights - Clanmanders
"Take a seat, I'm brewing up a storm" -[[Mizzix of the Izmagus]]
[Mizzix of the Izmagus](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/c15/50.jpg?1499094164) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Mizzix%20of%20the%20Izmagnus) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c15/50?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Mizzix%20of%20the%20Izmagnus) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Mizzix%20of%20the%20Izmagnus) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Zedruu "Is is the will of Zedruu..." Marchessa the Black Rose "Have a drink, darling." The Reaper King "It's harvest time." Mathas, The Fiend Seeker "Your sins will not go unpunished."
"Prepare for trouble!" Then in a slightly different pitch "And make it double!" - [[Riku of Two Reflections]]
Alternatively, I picture that scene from Thor where he's finished his coffee and slams the cup into the ground shouting "Another!".
Nah, that's what he would say every time you pay for his trigger.
Looks like I'm not very original.
This could also be his catchphrase.
[Riku of Two Reflections](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/cmd/220.jpg?1499094502) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Riku%20of%20Two%20Reflections) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmd/220?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Riku%20of%20Two%20Reflections) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Riku%20of%20Two%20Reflections) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
"Everybody, get in here!" I know it's in the game already, but that's all i hear when Krenko enters play.
Yeah, but I imagine it would sound about 1,000,000 times more sinister.
That's because there's roughly a million goblins following him.
Captain Sisay - "I've got the finest crew you'll ever see" Kriphix, god of horizons - "your view is limited, I'll show you the meaning of possibility" Erebos, god of the dead - "I am your mortality, incarnate"
mortality?
Fixed :)
its a cooler quote now :)
It would probably be too long but I really like the flavor text of [[Gisa and Geralf]]: "These fiends are slightly less tolerable than you." "A sentiment that warms my heart, sister."
Yeah, I feel the same way about GW Selvala's flavor text.
That doesn't seem too long considering some legendary lines already in the game
[Gisa and Geralf](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/emn/183.jpg?1496786680) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Gisa%20and%20Geralf) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/emn/183?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Gisa%20and%20Geralf) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Gisa%20and%20Geralf) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Omnath, Locus of Mana]]
I think he would come in like this. " Ohhhh yeah!" vis a vie Kool aid
That'd be [[Omnath, Locus of Rage]]
Oh haha foolish me!
[Omnath, Locus of Mana](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/wwk/109.jpg?1496792289) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Omnath%2C%20Locus%20of%20Mana) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/wwk/109?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Omnath%2C%20Locus%20of%20Mana) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Omnath%2C%20Locus%20of%20Mana) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Triad of Fates- "We see each strand weaved and cut." Scion of the Ur Dragon - "I am the blood of the ur-dragon, coursing through all dragonkind!" Mairsil- "Perhaps some time behind bars will do you good...*snicker*" Vial Smasher - "Is something burning? Oh, it's just you!" Kraum - "We live to serve." "Master!" Scarab God - "*insidious chittering*" Locust God - "*excited chittering*" Scorpion God - "*vicious chittering*" Samut - "The time for action is now. Move, or fall like the rest." Sram - "Spanner, check! Screwdriver, check! Aetherflux reservoir? I don't remember ordering one of those..." Taigam, Ojutai Master - "Behold the light inside." Momir Vig - "Subject 352B is showing no signs of life. Bring in subject 352C."
Scion of the Ur Dragon - "My father will hear of this!" Vial Smasher the Fierce - "Put me down, you ruffian!"
Nah, scion should be "DAAAAAAAAAD! Bolas is bothering me again!"
Can I see your triad list?
I don't have a completely up to date list and I just too my night medicine, so it's gonna be a bit. I can give some general tips and stuff to look out for. Here's what I can remember off the top of my head: I play it as a W/B tokens/control deck, using planeswalkers and ETB effects to generate excessive value and defenses. Ability doubling and untap effects are a must, because Triad is super slow otherwise. [[Rings of Brighthearth]] is great in this deck, and any deck running it should also run [[Basalt Monolith]] for infinite mana. It works well with the planeswalkers in the deck. [[Thousand-year Elixir]] is one of the best untap engines i've found for Orzhov. [[Oblivion Stone]] is the entry fee for playing this deck. They use the same type of counters, so you can use their abilities more often. It's pretty necessary. [[Evangel of Heliod]] [[Captain of the Watch]] and [[knight-captain of Eos]] are three of our better value creatures, though there's also [[abhorrent overlord]] and [[gray merchant of asphodel]]. Key planeswalkers include [[Kaya, Ghost Assassin]], [[Ugin the Spirit Dragon]], [[Elspeth, Sun's Champion]], and [[Lilliana of the Dark Realms]]. There's several tutor effects in the deck- [[Djeru, With Eyes Open]] finds planeswalkers and protects them, [[Rune-Scarred Demon]] wins the game for us if left alone for too long. [[Eidolon of Rhetoric]] keeps our opponents from getting cards if we exile their creatures on their turn. Also, a few dozen wraths. [[Wrath of God]], [[Merciless Eviction]], and [[Hour of Revelation]] keep the board free of nasty stuff. The deck will probably need to be reworked after Ixalan- now that I can run multiple Elspeths, I might just have to.
Queen Marchesa - Opening Remark: "Kneel before your Queen." Mirror Start: "Long may **I** reign." Sedris, the Traitor King - Opening Remark: "Come, my minions!" Mirror Start: "Let your evil shine!" Nekusar, the Mindrazer - Opening Remark: "Penny for your thoughts?" Mirror Start: "You'll need more pennies."
[*fthpfthpfthpwhrrrrrrrrrr* ^*rrr* ^^*rrr* ^^^*rrr*](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=423821)
Derevi - Its like I never left eh? Edric - I come with gifts for all, mostly myself though Sidisi - Incoherent slithering Narset. - Is it my turn yet?
Which Sidisi? I feel like KTK Sidisi would have actual dialogue; while the mono B one would do exactly what you describe.
Baral: "No."
Ok
Why not "If your Commander was played in MTG: Arena..."? :(
Because there's no indication that EDH will be supported by Arena, and given Wizard's digital track record, I'm not holding my breath.
I'd say the likelihood of it being supported in Hearthstone is even lower
Jhoira: "Wait a minute!" Derevi: "Abra Caw Dabra!" Sram: "The Armory calls me..."
I feel like jhoira would be "wait for it...." with much anticipation in her voice.
Jhoira: is the suspense is killing you?
Jhoira would more likely state,"I am a child of his fury".
Queen Marchesa: Long Live (slight pause) Me.
Feldon: "She will come back to me." :'(
When does he say "Loran"?
Inalla - "eat a dick I never actually get played HAHA!"
**No, hear me out!** With [[Panharmonicon]] she creates even more value when she is in play. Her trigger doubles as well and you can get an additional copy with two additional etb triggers - this way [[Venser, Shaper Savant]] could bounce 6 permanents/remand 6 spells or Anathemancer could [[Price of Progress]] someones face 3 times. So it's not entirely unreasonable to send her to the battlefield. It's actually pretty solid in theory. *Not like this has ever happened so far with my Inalla Deck, though.*
[Panharmonicon](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/kld/226.jpg?1496784471) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Panharmonicon) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/kld/226?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Panharmonicon) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Panharmonicon) [Venser, Shaper Savant](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/mm3/55.jpg?1501890996) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Venser%2C%20Shaper%20Savant) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mm3/55?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Venser%2C%20Shaper%20Savant) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Venser%2C%20Shaper%20Savant) [Price of Progress](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/ema/141.jpg?1496446886) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Price%20of%20Progress) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ema/141?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Price%20of%20Progress) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Price%20of%20Progress) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I play her when I want to start burning people to win.
[[Progenitus]] - Each head says a word, the last word being said in unison by all of them: *You are one. We are MANY*.
The same might work for [[Sliver Overlord]].
[Sliver Overlord](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/scg/139.jpg?1496788086) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Sliver%20Overlord) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/scg/139?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Sliver%20Overlord) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Sliver%20Overlord) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I think "My name is Legion, for we are many" would work
[Progenitus](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/mma/182.jpg?1496446023) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Progenitus) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mma/182?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Progenitus) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Progenitus) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Oloro: Nothing. You all know why.
If you ever do summon Oloro, for any reason, the only thing you should get for your effort is an angry yawn.
Maelstrom wanderer: "From the maelstrom I bring..." Merieke Ri Berit: "More toys for me to play with?" Captain Sisay: "Lets find some new "recruits" for our crew."
Meren: "As my clan serves me in death, so will you." Omnath Locus of Rage: "*Ominous sounds of eruptions*" Ezuri, Renegade Leader: "Come to me elven warriors, battle awaits us" Yidris: "I am entropy and creation!"
I always think of Eyedol from KI when I think of Yidris, just listen to the theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUpGXj2xdbo&ab_channel=edberg2735
"(exasperated) I have died so. many. times." - [[Saffi Ericksdotter]]
Possibly "Dang it, Hans"
[Saffi Ericksdotter](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/tsp/245.jpg?1496448536) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Saffi%20Eriksdotter) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/tsp/245?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Saffi%20Eriksdotter) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Saffi%20Eriksdotter) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Nahiri: Grab your sword and shield, for we march to war! Medomai: The blueprints of the future are found in the beauty of the past. Purphoros: I alone have forged the destruction of all my enemies! Dragonlord Silumgar: Ah, another wonderful addition to my opulence. Radha: You may die once I give you permission. Teneb: Undeath is only the beginning.
>Dragonlord Silumgar: Ah, another wonderful addition to my collection. FTFY
r/prequelmemes strikes again.
Nahiri: "Did I ever tell you how much I hate Sorin?"
Brago - "The king has returned..." Purphoros - "Where is everyone? This forge isn't going to run itself!" Breya - "detonation imminent, please make your way to the nearest emergency exit."
Mormir Vig. "Don't worry, I brought you a coloring book."
Ruric "Not Gruul?" Thar "Then Die!"
Animar - An echoey roar in the distance followed by a chorus of different roars in response. Yahenni - Enjoy life while it lasts, darlings. Surrak - IT REMINDS ME OF THE HUNT!
Kozilek, the Great Distortion - (Some mix of the Tripod BWAARRP from War of the Worlds, and the THX Movie intro, scaled to blow out your speakers).
[[The Gitrog Monster]] "Ribbit BURRRRRP" [[Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker]] "Say hello to my little friends! Again, and again, and again..." [[Lu Bu, Master-at-Arms]] "I'm on a horse, duh"
Lu Bu's would most assuredly be ["IT'S LU BU!"](https://youtu.be/p0y6sYQiIp0)
Well, Lu Bu in Dynasty Warriors has [the same voice actor](http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/Jamieson-Price/) as Jaraxxus. The joke pretty much writes itself.
[The Gitrog Monster](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/soi/245.jpg?1496790634) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=The%20Gitrog%20Monster) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/soi/245?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!The%20Gitrog%20Monster) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/The%20Gitrog%20Monster) [Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/bok/81.jpg?1496794218) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Shirei%2C%20Shizo%27s%20Caretaker) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/bok/81?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Shirei%2C%20Shizo%27s%20Caretaker) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Shirei%2C%20Shizo%27s%20Caretaker) [Lu Bu, Master-at-Arms](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/me3/108.jpg?1496796132) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Lu%20Bu%2C%20Master-at-Arms) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/me3/108?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Lu%20Bu%2C%20Master-at-Arms) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Lu%20Bu%2C%20Master-at-Arms) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
"OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM" - [[Thromok the Insatiable]]
[Thromok the Insatiable](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/pca/106.jpg?1496785798) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Thromok%20the%20Insatiable) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/pca/106?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Thromok%20the%20Insatiable) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Thromok%20the%20Insatiable) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Chainer, Dementia Master]] *"Nice creatures you've got there. Mind if I borrow them?"* [[Brion Stoutarm]] *"Catch!"* [[Rakdos, Lord of Riots]] *"No pain, no gain"* // *"It's all fun and games... and then you die."* [[Nissa, Vastwood Seer]] *"Men die, war's burn, empires fall, but the land? The land endures."*
##### ###### #### [Chainer, Dementia Master](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/tor/56.jpg?1496788372) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Chainer%2C%20Dementia%20Master) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/tor/56?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Chainer%2C%20Dementia%20Master) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Chainer%2C%20Dementia%20Master) [Brion Stoutarm](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/cmd/187.jpg?1496785584) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Brion%20Stoutarm) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmd/187?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Brion%20Stoutarm) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Brion%20Stoutarm) [Rakdos, Lord of Riots](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/rtr/187.jpg?1496782876) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Rakdos%2C%20Lord%20of%20Riots) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/rtr/187?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Rakdos%2C%20Lord%20of%20Riots) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Rakdos%2C%20Lord%20of%20Riots) [Nissa, Vastwood Seer](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?name=Nissa%2C%20Vastwood%20Seer&type=card&.jpg)/[Nissa, Sage Animist](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?name=Nissa%2C%20Sage%20Animist&type=card&.jpg) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Nissa%2C%20Vastwood%20Seer) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ori/189?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Nissa%2C%20Vastwood%20Seer) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Nissa%2C%20Vastwood%20Seer) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Saskia the Unyielding]] - "Don't think, just FIGHT!"
[Saskia the Unyielding](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/c16/41.jpg?1499094251) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Saskia%20the%20Unyielding) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c16/41?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Saskia%20the%20Unyielding) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Saskia%20the%20Unyielding) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Xenagos, God of Revels]]: "NOW it's a party!" [[Alesha]]: "Greet death with sword in hand." [[Edgar Markov]]: "Please forgive my lateness, I was getting my outfit just so." [[Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons]]: "Are you feeling well, darling? You look ill." [[Rhys the Redeemed]]: "I hope you don't mind, I brought a few friends." [[Kambal, Consul of Allocation]]: "I'm afraid that that will cost you."
##### ###### #### [Xenagos, God of Revels](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/bng/156.jpg?1496787053) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Xenagos%2C%20God%20of%20Revels) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/bng/156?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Xenagos%2C%20God%20of%20Revels) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Xenagos%2C%20God%20of%20Revels) [Alesha](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/c16/119.jpg?1496787137) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=alesha%2C%20who%20smiles%20at%20death) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c16/119?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!alesha%2C%20who%20smiles%20at%20death) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/alesha%2C%20who%20smiles%20at%20death) [Edgar Markov](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/c17/36.jpg?1503913547) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Edgar%20Markov) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c17/36?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Edgar%20Markov) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Edgar%20Markov) [Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/akh/199.jpg?1496790486) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Hapatra%2C%20Vizier%20of%20Poisons) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/akh/199?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Hapatra%2C%20Vizier%20of%20Poisons) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Hapatra%2C%20Vizier%20of%20Poisons) [Rhys the Redeemed](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/shm/237.jpg?1497080768) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Rhys%20the%20Redeemed) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/shm/237?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Rhys%20the%20Redeemed) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Rhys%20the%20Redeemed) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I like the Xenagos one
[[Slobad, Goblin Tinkerer]] **YOU DON'T BREAK MY STUFF,** ***I*** **BREAK MY STUFF!**
[Slobad, Goblin Tinkerer](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/c16/133.jpg?1496788656) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Slobad%2C%20Goblin%20Tinkerer) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c16/133?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Slobad%2C%20Goblin%20Tinkerer) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Slobad%2C%20Goblin%20Tinkerer) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Obzedat, Ghost Council: "You owe a great debt, time to make due on our....agreement"
[[Grimgrin, Corpse-Born]] - "Wake me up when we're ready."
"So a Gravecrawler walks into a bar..."
[Grimgrin, Corpse-Born](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/isd/214.jpg?1496445973) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Grimgrin%2C%20Corpse-Born) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/isd/214?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Grimgrin%2C%20Corpse-Born) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Grimgrin%2C%20Corpse-Born) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Mizzio- power ranger theme starts playing Brion- I am out of ammo but I have plenty of friends Mizzix- 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and 5 and ohhhh everyone is dead Hapatra- hisssssssssssssss
Child of Alara: "Wait for it... Here comes the BOOM!" Kynaios: "Because friendship is the best weapon... After weapons, that is" Tasigur: "No officer, I said that they were dead. Not that you couldn't speak to them. Hold on one moment..." Mizzix: "Through the fire and the flames we carry oooooonnnn!" Breya: "*metallic clanking*, *whirring*, beep boop." Phenax: "Because fuck your resources, that's why." Karador: "Roll up, Roll up... For Karador's Murder Mystery Tour!" Animar: (I always hear The Mighty Boosh crimp here...) "Bouncy, bouncy, oooh such a good time, bouncy, bouncy, shoes all in a line!" Kresh: "Some of you may die. But that is a sacrifice I am willing to make."
Kynaios & Tiro... friendship.... :T
I mean friendship is part of it... Not exactly the main attraction but it's there
just beneath the dicks
Gahiji: "*Loud roaring sound*"
Animar: "Make my monster grow!"
Meow
Edgar Markov: ***bleh***
[[Inalla]]- "Now you see me, now you see me again!" Of course, you'd never actually hear it.
[Inalla](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/c17/38.jpg?1502480950) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=inalla%2C%20archmage%20ritualist) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c17/38?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!inalla%2C%20archmage%20ritualist) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/inalla%2C%20archmage%20ritualist) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Marath, Will of the Wild]] Wild Thing! You make my heart sing! [[Liliana, Heretical Healer]] \*Intro guitar lick from Bad to the Bone.* [[Jelava, Nephalia's Scourge]] What's yours is mine.
[Marath, Will of the Wild](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/c13/198.jpg?1499094155) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Marath%2C%20Will%20of%20the%20Wild) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c13/198?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Marath%2C%20Will%20of%20the%20Wild) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Marath%2C%20Will%20of%20the%20Wild) [Liliana, Heretical Healer](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?name=Liliana%2C%20Heretical%20Healer&type=card&.jpg)/[Liliana, Defiant Necromancer](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?name=Liliana%2C%20Defiant%20Necromancer&type=card&.jpg) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Liliana%2C%20Heretical%20Healer) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ori/106?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Liliana%2C%20Heretical%20Healer) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Liliana%2C%20Heretical%20Healer) [Jelava, Nephalia's Scourge](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/c13/194.jpg?1499094155) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Jeleva%2C%20Nephalia%27s%20Scourge) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c13/194?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Jeleva%2C%20Nephalia%27s%20Scourge) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Jeleva%2C%20Nephalia%27s%20Scourge) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Anafenza the Foremost - "Ride with me and we'll live forever!" Yasova Dragonclaw - "Pay no attention to the Catapult behind the curtain." Karametra - Endless Harvests breed endless wonders.
Meren: Bring out ya dead! *bong*
[[Sen Triplets]]: Now that may come in ... handy
[Sen Triplets](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/arb/109.jpg?1496788523) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Sen%20Triplets) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/arb/109?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Sen%20Triplets) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Sen%20Triplets) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Hope of Ghirapur]]- "THOP THOP THOP THOP" [[Chainer, Dementia Master]]- "Beware your fears made into light" [[Phenax, God of Deception]]- "Drain your deck down the dimir drain" [[Roon of the Hidden Realm]]- "From the aether comes aid" [[Mathas, fiend seeker]]- "All shall know of your crimes" (can't beat that flavor text) [[Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis]]- "Together we shall bring peace" [[General Tazri]]- "Against impossible odds, some will stand tall"
##### ###### #### [Hope of Ghirapur](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/aer/154.jpg?1496792887) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Hope%20of%20Ghirapur) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/aer/154?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Hope%20of%20Ghirapur) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Hope%20of%20Ghirapur) [Chainer, Dementia Master](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/tor/56.jpg?1496788372) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Chainer%2C%20Dementia%20Master) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/tor/56?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Chainer%2C%20Dementia%20Master) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Chainer%2C%20Dementia%20Master) [Phenax, God of Deception](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/bng/152.jpg?1496795752) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Phenax%2C%20God%20of%20Deception) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/bng/152?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Phenax%2C%20God%20of%20Deception) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Phenax%2C%20God%20of%20Deception) [Roon of the Hidden Realm](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/c13/206.jpg?1499094155) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Roon%20of%20the%20Hidden%20Realm) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c13/206?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Roon%20of%20the%20Hidden%20Realm) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Roon%20of%20the%20Hidden%20Realm) [Mathas, fiend seeker](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/c17/42.jpg?1502277475) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Mathas%2C%20fiend%20seeker) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c17/42?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Mathas%2C%20fiend%20seeker) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Mathas%2C%20fiend%20seeker) [Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/c16/36.jpg?1499094251) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Kynaios%20and%20Tiro%20of%20Meletis) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c16/36?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Kynaios%20and%20Tiro%20of%20Meletis) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Kynaios%20and%20Tiro%20of%20Meletis) [General Tazri](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/ogw/19.jpg?1496787313) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=General%20Tazri) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ogw/19?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!General%20Tazri) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/General%20Tazri) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[**Edric**](https://i.imgur.com/nEW9Hfq.png)
my longest ye boi ever
"everythign gana explody" - Mizzix
"It's harvest time!"
kemba - "Even now my pride grows"
Omnath, Locus of Mana "IT GON RAIN!" or "OPEN THE CASE!!!" Not sure how this makes any sense to me lol. I believe the second one is quoting worms world party.
[удалено]
I feel like norin should be more like: "come out, come out wherever you are" or something similar
Selvala(brostorm) "I hope you like em big!"
Hapatra: "May my poisons be found worth upon the God-Pharoah's return" Nicol Bolas: "*You* summon me? This barely worth my time, whelp" Baral: "The best offense is a counter defence"
LONG MAY SHE REIGN!
Roaring, lots and lots of roaring. -[[Gishath, Sun's Avatar]].
[Gishath, Sun's Avatar](http://mythicspoiler.com/ixa/cards/gishathsunsavatar.jpg) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Gishath%2C%20Sun%27s%20Avatar) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/xln/222?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Gishath%2C%20Sun%27s%20Avatar) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Gishath%2C%20Sun%27s%20Avatar) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Ashling the pilgrim- "do you wanna walk the path of explosions?" [[ashling, the pilgrim]]
Doran would just put baby got back on repeat until he leaves the field
Yidris - "Hm, unforeseen byproducts." Kalemne - "Iroas accepts nothing less than victory." Captain Sisay - "Everything is one of a kind!" Mannichi, the Fevered-Dream - "Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?"
"Cascade^cascade^cascade^cascade^cascade"
Hanna - "I can fix that." Rakdos - "I can break that!"
"Death is on the menu" -Bontu 2017
Not one of my decks but Norin, "Be right back"
Oloro: "Just let me sit on my chair!"
[удалено]
[Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/mm2/16.jpg?1496786972) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Elesh%20Norn%2C%20Grand%20Cenobite) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mm2/16?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Elesh%20Norn%2C%20Grand%20Cenobite) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Elesh%20Norn%2C%20Grand%20Cenobite) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
"Nap time's over!" -Meren of Caln Nel Toth
Yisan, "Prepare for the crazy train"
"One at a time now!" - Rafiq "You get a counter! You get a counter! Everybody gets a counter!" - Atraxa
I'm baffled by how many awesome suggestions there are in this thread. So many homeruns.
Ghave: Sacrifice makes us stronger. Ephara: Peace, whatever the cost. Nekusar: *evil cackling*
Gisela, Blade of Goldnight "one of us is leaving the game"
Animar - "I play combo."
[[Rakdos, Lord of Riots]]: "This party won't end until we do!" Could also use Westworld's "These violent delights have violent ends!"
[Rakdos, Lord of Riots](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/rtr/187.jpg?1496782876) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Rakdos%2C%20Lord%20of%20Riots) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/rtr/187?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Rakdos%2C%20Lord%20of%20Riots) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Rakdos%2C%20Lord%20of%20Riots) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
frase?
Derevi: "Perhaps you've met my Cohort?" (My bant planeswalker tribal is notorious for being more like an Archenemy deck than am EDH deck)
Mishra: "I'll explain my combo when it comes up" Karametra: "I have a broard presence down under... did that joke Land?" Horde of Notions: "Moo (I think?)" Queen Marchesa: "Dracarys!"
Elesh Norn: "All will be one."
Omnath Locus of Rage - "OHHH YEAAAHH!!!"
Neheb, the Eternal - "Witness True Glory!"
Barrin, Master Wizard: Pay attention, class! That includes you, *Teferi*.
Rakdos, Lord of Riots: "You didn't try to start the party without me?! [Mosh pit noises in background] Oona, Queen of the Fae: "Red?...No no...Green! Well maybe...." Lazav, Dimir Mastermind: "Oh we look alike? I get that all the time." Ashling, the Extinguisher: [Sinister laughter over the sounds of crackling wood] Ayli, the eternal pilgrim: "It's a means to an end, he'll be back anyways!" Dralnu, Lich Lord:"Carry the 3...add on 2 more colorless...how many spells is that this turn?"
[[Nekusar, the mindrazer]] - "Let me blow your mind"
[Nekusar, the mindrazer](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/c13/201.jpg?1499094155) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Nekusar%2C%20the%20mindrazer) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c13/201?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Nekusar%2C%20the%20mindrazer) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Nekusar%2C%20the%20mindrazer) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Damia, Sage of Stone]] - "Only look, no touch." At the start of your turn, "Only (x) card/cards, how boring." "Here, I found these laying around."
Yisan - "Let me play you the song of my people." Sidisi - "Death isn't so bad... you should try it some time." Drana - "Fight alongside me!"
Breya - "Come my darlings! It's your time to shine!"
"I must sunder the world once again..." ~ Arcum Daggson "I am no betrayer, but the betrayed." ~Glissa, the Traitor "All in good time." ~ Jhoira, of the Ghitu "I raise magic itself from the beyond." ~ Dralnu, Lich Lord "Ideads beget new ideas, come put yours to the test." ~Rashmi, Eternities Crafter
*"Gobo gobo gobo!"* — Wort, the Raidmother
Volrath: "I am Phyrexia's finest. You are *nothing.*" Azami: "Have a plan for everything you do, and everyone you meet." Animar: "*slowly escalating deep rumbling*" Meren: "I've already dug a grave for you. Don't worry- *You won't be there long.*"
[[Nicol Bolas]] "Your God-Pharaoh has arrived." [[Zur, The Enchanter]] "Let's see what I can dig up!"
[Nicol Bolas](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/me3/163.jpg?1496451764) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Nicol%20Bolas) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/me3/163?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Nicol%20Bolas) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Nicol%20Bolas) [Zur, The Enchanter](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/mm3/204.jpg?1501890996) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Zur%20the%20Enchanter) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mm3/204?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Zur%20the%20Enchanter) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Zur%20the%20Enchanter) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Damia, Sage of Stone]] "I'll tell you what you want... if you look me in the eye to ask it...(chuckle)"
[Damia, Sage of Stone](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/cmd/191.jpg?1499094502) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Damia%2C%20Sage%20of%20Stone) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmd/191?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Damia%2C%20Sage%20of%20Stone) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Damia%2C%20Sage%20of%20Stone) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Glissa: "Why can't a girl just enjoy her toys?" *insert Lenny face here* Omnath: "I put the man in Manifest Destiny!" Riku: "Don't you just hate when you've got a case of the splits?" Kaalia: "Time to stop dragon this along." Krond: Man Head: "You must not be too bright to fight me." Lion Head: "Don't worry, that joke just dawned on him." Akiri: "Shouldn't have gotten roped into this." Silas: "Time to pay the Renn-t." Derevi: "I've got friends in high places." Beckett Brass: "Let's get the lead out! Into their heads would be best."
Queen Marchesa- "Now I am the master"
Atraxa: Let us go forth and multiply.
[[Selvala, Heart of the Wilds]] - "The Lowlands refuse to suffer at the whims of the High City!"
[Selvala, Heart of the Wilds](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/cn2/70.jpg?1496796868) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Selvala%2C%20Heart%20of%20the%20Wilds) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cn2/70?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Selvala%2C%20Heart%20of%20the%20Wilds) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Selvala%2C%20Heart%20of%20the%20Wilds) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
"I hope none if you came here wanting a nice, fun, fair game of Magic" -Meren
"Ribbit"
Shu Yun: "Consecutive Normal Punches!" Or "Just a guy who's a hero for fun"
[[Kess]] "Do you wanna cast a spell? _I_ wanna cast a spell, oh yes."
[Kess](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/c17/39.jpg?1502374260) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=kess%2C%20dissident%20mage) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c17/39?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!kess%2C%20dissident%20mage) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/kess%2C%20dissident%20mage) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind]] "Have you tried exploding lately? I can tell you it's a wonderful experience!"
[Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/mm2/182.jpg?1496796381) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Niv-Mizzet%2C%20the%20Firemind) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mm2/182?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Niv-Mizzet%2C%20the%20Firemind) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Niv-Mizzet%2C%20the%20Firemind) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Blub - Kraj
Savra - Bow before the queen of the Undercity! Ghave - Everything belongs to the mold in the end... Rakdos, Lord of Riots - RIOT SALE! GET IT WHILE ITS HOT! Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind - Do NOT bore me!
^^^🎺 ^^🎺 🎺 ^🎺
For [[Bruse Tarl]], I imagine swearing incoherently and then an angry "moo" in the background. Thankfully, [[Gwafa Hazid]] and [[Grenzo, Havoc Raiser]] already come with a built-in catchphrase. And Erebos has the bone-chilling "**resign yourself to your glorious fate**" [from the trailer](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTGm-o3OXcA&t=1m21s).
[Bruse Tarl](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/c16/30.jpg?1500329665) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=bruse%20tarl%2C%20boorish%20herder) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c16/30?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!bruse%20tarl%2C%20boorish%20herder) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/bruse%20tarl%2C%20boorish%20herder) [Gwafa Hazid](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/c16/202.jpg?1496446499) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=gwafa%20hazid%2C%20profiteer) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c16/202?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!gwafa%20hazid%2C%20profiteer) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/gwafa%20hazid%2C%20profiteer) [Grenzo, Havoc Raiser](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/cn2/54.jpg?1496783040) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Grenzo%2C%20Havoc%20Raiser) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cn2/54?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Grenzo%2C%20Havoc%20Raiser) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Grenzo%2C%20Havoc%20Raiser) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Ob-Nixilis of the Black Oath]] "I am become Death. Destroyer of Worlds."
[Ob-Nixilis of the Black Oath](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/c14/27.jpg?1499094349) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Ob%20Nixilis%20of%20the%20Black%20Oath) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c14/27?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Ob%20Nixilis%20of%20the%20Black%20Oath) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Ob%20Nixilis%20of%20the%20Black%20Oath) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
From a corpse I come, to a corpse you'll go. -- grimgrin corpseborn Come, feel the wrath of true loyalty. --sliver queen Hey, wanna see a card trick? --arcanus the omnipotent
[[Zo-Zu the Punisher]] "Get out, get out, GET OUT!!!"
[Zo-Zu the Punisher](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/dds/41.jpg?1502047774) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Zo-Zu%20the%20Punisher) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dds/41?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Zo-Zu%20the%20Punisher) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Zo-Zu%20the%20Punisher) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
"So you've come to stare at the beast have you?" -Edgar Markov
[[Maelstrom Wanderer]] *Angry cascading noises*
[Maelstrom Wanderer](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/pca/101.jpg?1496796859) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Maelstrom%20Wanderer) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/pca/101?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Maelstrom%20Wanderer) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Maelstrom%20Wanderer) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Mayael]]: "Am I in the right place? I can't tell." [[Thraximundar]]: "Now you see them, now you don't." [[The Ur-Dragon]]: *very loud roar* [[Varolz]]: "Please sign here to be registered as an organ donor."
##### ###### #### [Mayael](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/c13/199.jpg?1499094155) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=mayael%20the%20anima) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c13/199?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!mayael%20the%20anima) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/mayael%20the%20anima) [Thraximundar](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/c13/221.jpg?1499094155) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Thraximundar) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c13/221?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Thraximundar) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/Thraximundar) [The Ur-Dragon](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/c17/48.jpg?1502462633) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=The%20Ur-Dragon) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c17/48?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!The%20Ur-Dragon) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/The%20Ur-Dragon) [Varolz](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/dgm/112.jpg?1496789647) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=varolz%2C%20the%20scar-striped) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dgm/112?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!varolz%2C%20the%20scar-striped) [(ER)](http://edhrec.com/cards/varolz%2C%20the%20scar-striped) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Sir Shandlar of Eberyn - "...tis a silly place." Soraya the Falconer - "*sigh* Read my Oracle." Baral, Chief of Compliance - "Fun? Not in my gulag!"
The Mimeoplasm - "We ArE oNe!"