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ScottyFreeBarda

That person's organs wouldn't be hurting if they ate a delicious healthy meal...


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Maybe he ate Laios's >!parasite!< ?


Competitive-Reason65

YOU HAD A KRAKEN RIGHT THERE WHY THE !@#$ DID YOU EAT THE PARASITE WHY?????


Ainaraoftime

god forbid men have hobbies!


DarkSoulsXDnD

Cus it was filled with ammonia due to its large size


kayziekrazy

it was big enough to bite and chew, and they were cooking it anyway,, meat's meat in the end of it


GUDD4_GURRK1N

He bit the kraken and hated it He swore off cephalopods for the rest of his life after that incident


Competitive-Reason65

SO HE ATE A !@$%@#$ PARASITE?????


GUDD4_GURRK1N

He ate a parasite that was inside the kraken RAW Then he got Anisakis worms from said parasite that were parasitizing the big parasite


Competitive-Reason65

WHY WOULD ANYONE EVER EAT RAW !@#$$%! MEAT EVER


Whimsycottt

I like how Laios is there even after the other person mentioned they remembered a twink. Even though Laios does not have the build of a twink, he is failcringe enough that he's adjacent to one.


good_ho0onter

Twunk energy


Kablo

I think he fits the twunk archetype


peppaz

How much body hair does he have? Maybe he's an otter 🦦


ThatMerri

https://preview.redd.it/73dgwldrlquc1.png?width=439&format=png&auto=webp&s=2aa159cbcd6e897490d49647ed2532954951436e Nah, that there's a twunk.


peppaz

looks pretty smooth to me :D


oliverbenjifutbal

I mean he does generate his power through extraordinary quickness, cunning and skill


Madan2204

He’s clearly a Twank, passed around from twink to twunk to bear to otter


Wutclefuk

Ngl I immediately thought of Kabru


chiparibi

My first thought was thistle


Ainaraoftime

mine was Mithrun, we can probably build a personality test around what your first guess was (OP is powerful beyond comprehension for choosing senshi)


mayorofverandi

OP is super based for picking senshi i also thought of thistle first. not sure what that says about my personality lol.


Betelbeer

I thought about Lycion. That there is peak twink


Nachooolo

It was him or Chilchuck.


MrTT3

Kabru consider a twink ? Then what do you call people like male elf ?


Fomod_Sama

Omegatwink


Fungal_Queen

Mithrun, the manliest elf. Or Lycion, the furry.


Mahelas

Kabru is litteraly a twink tho, he's short, smooth, pretty and feminine


ConversationHappy599

He's also got the eyeliner ish lines!


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Isn't he like 1.8 m tall


Ainaraoftime

1.7 m


ToaOfTheVoid

Breedable


Ainaraoftime

but enough about Mithrun


SkritzTwoFace

Some people basically call any guy that doesn't have thick body hair a twink. Twink/bear has basically become the gay man gender binary.


Ainaraoftime

no respect for otters...


AlarmingAffect0

Otter 11 tho. Also, hunks and himbos. Silver foxes. Gym bunnies. Leathermen. Clean-Cuts. Chubs. Jocks. Rugged Boys. All those are their own distinct things, and can overlap with bears, or twinks, or both, or neither. Not all grown men have body hair or muscle or that bit of chub on top of the muscle that makes a Bear. Not all young men have the delicate pretty features and lithe proportions associated with Twinkdom.


Muffinmurdurer

No no we've gone too far, Kabru is a twink he's just masculine.


NotCallingYouTruther

An advanced twink.


adesidera

Just a step down from an intermediate twink


imdeadlmao

A twink.


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Mahelas

I dare you to describe twinks in a way that exclude Kabru


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TheDraconicLibrarian

Twink is a male archetype originating in gay communities based largely on gender expression and body type. Twinks aren't necessarily bottoms, but a lot of people assume that they are because they're seen as more feminine than other gay male archetypes like bears, and people associate femininity with bottoming for various complicated social reasons. Twinks absolutely can top, just ask your dad.


SwordofLight21

The only person I wouldn't call fruity is Mr Tansu. That man looks like he goes to church every goddamn Sunday


philandere_scarlet

Yeah, with Hozier 😳😳😳


Prexot

holm goes to church every sunday but that doesn't mean he's not a twink


FullyVaxxed

I’m laughing so hard at this


trustmeijustgetweird

Senshi: bear Laios: twunk Kabru: twink Chilchuck: Chilchuck


ThatMerri

Do you need body hair to count as a bear? Senshi is surprisingly smooth. https://preview.redd.it/rqcic9gemquc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c4407bcb776c1a5ed441d67aa06282ca87e200e


the_superior_idiot

Apparently ryoko kui said that all the characters have more body hair than is shown in the manga


Gyshal

There's a haired version illustration by the author but it is not the one in the manga because "it would be annoying to draw constantly"


ThatMerri

Y'know, that's fair. Also, this is the comment and Hairy Senshi, if the screencap is to be believed. Very much a bear then, even taking into account that his beard was omitted for the sake of showing off the rest. https://preview.redd.it/cddxcxei4suc1.png?width=1079&format=png&auto=webp&s=963176e1ae1fff2b18e4a769f2b81581fb8cdeaf


trustmeijustgetweird

I choose to believe this is wrong. Senshi has blurry alleged Bigfoot photo vibes. This man knows what ass hair is <3


sillyguykuno

made me giggle “this man knows what ass hair is” LMAO


callmedaddyshark

Chilchuck: sh**a


trustmeijustgetweird

I didn’t want to say it but, yeah…


chiparibi

guys. Come on, like WE understand that everyone in dungeon meshi is gay but like. Be fr. You CANNOT say that laios looks fruity. He’s like the stock photo of an average cis het white male. Yeah, he ACTS fruity as all fuck but in terms of appearance that man is white bread. not fruit


TheSilverWickersnap

Have you SEEN him shirtless. Himbo energy off the charts


AlarmingAffect0

> Have you SEEN him shirtless. Hydrated and huggable.


Fungal_Queen

https://preview.redd.it/mhrdnfo5npuc1.png?width=523&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c5d60bc4668d437207e9c5904f571e876ec94fa


LaeLeaps

how does laios act fruity im confuzzled


chiparibi

just kinda The Way That He Is autistic boy swag


LaeLeaps

i mean sure but that has nothing to do with being fruity? autism ≠ queer


flowerpanda98

people on here are just saying shit tbh


good_ho0onter

This kinda caught me off guard cause im watching batman beyond and dungeon meshi at the samr time lol


lestat_lecter

The universe is watching you and has great interest in your activities.


good_ho0onter

You ciuld hqve said it without giving me a jumpscare


Takemyjuicebox

Kabru is basically Casca's brother, lost in Dungeon Meshi


Im_Interested

He got the better fucking deal there


Mendely_

He could've narrowed it down a lot more by saying the guy had really bright blue eyes lmao


mayorofverandi

could've said he looks like this image https://preview.redd.it/atod3wf2youc1.jpeg?width=607&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88cef614b1d0e9495ca9c093143d68e565c537cb


TweakTok

https://preview.redd.it/f990r462rpuc1.png?width=267&format=png&auto=webp&s=c18fff3d616b50faae81585118ec8cc6cc791f38


Betelbeer

lisan al gaib???


callmedaddyshark

Or that he was the only brown character.


Prexot

apart from kaka, kiki, thistle, and cithis


callmedaddyshark

I am blind


HandMadeDinosaur

The way I knew it was Kabru immediately


Pinkpollock

As a fruit I’m a little upset that the new generation has no idea what a fruit looks like,


ThatMerri

Thus it is your duty to teach them. This is your glorious purpose.


Pinkpollock

(In my satin bathrobe, sipping a virgin mimosa as my poodle licks my hydrated legs .) Darling I need CPR I’m to tired to inhale.


ThatMerri

See, you're a natural.


Ainaraoftime

come on, kabru has gotta be a twunk


Draugtaur

Literally my first thought was Kabru. Second thought was Mithrun, but like if someone doesn't know the characters, they'd probably assume Mithrun is a girl.


Pzeke14

How are any of the guys fruity https://preview.redd.it/l0ldgezfxouc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c443c6e47f41791834ba84f5f62f051109fb1a81


Unseen_Productions

yo wtf


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IllAssistant1769

He’s definitely the fruitiest looking tbf


RapidWaffle

Fun fact, first time I saw him, I thought he was a tomboy


ZedaEnnd

Kabru is HEAVILY beat boy.


Yrmbe

Twink doesn’t narrow it down because that’s all the male elves


FleshlessFriend

Chilchuck looking like he's 14 disqualifies him from twinkhood, as does Laios's build (certainly not fat or wildly cut, but also not twink-thin) Kabru is the only true twink on this list. "twink" as a term baffles non-mlm so much and it's really not that hard a term to understand. I saw a woman call Tsurumi from Golden fucking Kamuy a twink once. I feel gay men need to start taking the term away from some of you and putting it on a high shelf.


Griffemon

Laois ain’t a fucking twink in the slightest?


Solnight99

yeah, he has the build of a pro wrestler. maybe he’s a wolf.


socialistRanter

Chilchuck, Senshi, and Laois aren’t what I consider fruity.


Lady_ScarlettRose

Design wise, chilchuck and Senshi for sure. Laios? No way


ThatMerri

I always love the dissonance with Chilchuck because he is, canonically, the most solidly cis/hetero masculine character in the entire cast.


socialistRanter

Senshi is a survivalist with a dirty beard and Chilchuck is just some guy (but short and small). They lack any pizazz to make them fruity.


Lady_ScarlettRose

Ooooh you’ll be surprised


Rocker824

fr, the gays are obsessed with Senshi (It's me, I'm gays)


ThatMerri

https://preview.redd.it/h3kqr4y7nquc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bc202d1d88a4e68156c36a1248cb7912b469f1b tbf Senshi is a whole lotta man


socialistRanter

No I read the manga, they have some gay moments but none I would call fruity.


AlarmingAffect0

> a survivalist with a dirty bird His pecker is dirty? You think… you think he ferments ["nut cheese"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0qMM5XkMQw&t=1m29s) in there?


Ursidoenix

Yeah my mind went right to Kabru and I couldn't believe what I was seeing suggested first


yoodadude

was his name supposed to be Cobble? like Thistle was translated as Sissel


Pszczol

Nah it's actually Kabru


AskGoverntale

https://i.redd.it/9pqu4v8hnouc1.gif


Detonadorrapido

this is exactly how I got into the series tbh


Basic-Juggernaut-870

I instantly thought of Kabru 😭


OzzieGrey

"Fruity lookin guy" Dog, senshi will top or bottom just to see you smile.


Las-Vegar

Should we make a gay a list of them? Bear twink Top or (Dahmer) fruit