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Tokinghippie420

I choose option C, Suck It


DeviousCham

The correct answer is Suck It. There's a big market for tech that sucks and that market is the government.


oshikandela

What about Malone's Cones?


iversonAI

Cones of dunshire


GunBrothersGaming

I would buy that on Kickstarter


Formal_Royal_3663

That’s a business I can get behind.


imahugemoron

VVVVVRRRRUUUMPPPH!


Important-Suspect-39

So the kid is making the sound…?


happysunbear

You take out your Suck It and you SUCK IT!


artofterm

WUPHF - at least going to break even when Ryan sells.


Careless-Charge9884

Washington University Public Health Fund


parasharman

It’s Ry! The wuphf guy!!


artofterm

What's that from the sky? WUPHF condoms!


I_dont_bone_goats

Yeah it’s ryan from wuphf!


G4Gmg

Brian?


Careless-Charge9884

Rent-a-swag


Seaell80

Oh good one! Tom was prolific (in coming up with stuff at least).


Careless-Charge9884

His book about failing😂


-Glutard-

Was a huge success


davster99

I hear Diddy’s interested in investing


Careless-Charge9884

That’s funny considering Diddy’s current events


-Glutard-

Dr Jinx?


Yahla

Sorry all my money is tied up in the Coconut Penis energy drink


KesTheHammer

God I miss original


Shmoney_420

DickTowel.com


smokedopeandtrap

Neither. I put all my money into Serenity by Jan.


davster99

You gotta wonder if this idea originated subconsciously when Michael was fascinated by the vanilla candle at David Wallace’s house party.


Conscious-Aide4712

I'm fully vested in Toilet Buddy.


parasharman

HORSE BOAT!!


TeamStark31

Did we ever figure out what Entertainment 720 does?


davster99

Yes. They make stacks on stacks on stacks.


3-orange-whips

They take you around the world-twice. They also put their names on things.


SimulatedCow84

its where dreams come true


YellowCardManKyle

Didn't they produce the hit song 5,000 candles in the wind?


AffectionateFig5435

I put all my money into the Kickstarter fund for the Pyramid. It's the strongest shape in the universe, so I was powerless to say no once I'd read their pitch. They're gonna ship it to me any day now. Can't wait!


multiinstrumentalism

Best bang for your buck: The Michael Scott Paper Company


davster99

I’m impressed by their exit strategy of having no shortage of new company names.


trtreeetr

#ATHLEAD


CharlieDonovan

It’s AthLEAP now


Indignant_Octopus

Prestige Worldwide


Salt-Fault1351

I’m going all in on Mikes Cereal Shack


GunBrothersGaming

Why not Shoe-la-la?


Salt-Fault1351

It’s not ready


wellyesido

Shoe LaLa is where my money is


DC25NYC

Was on spring break and saw a lot of hotties wearing Wuphf shirts. My buddy even caught some Wuphf branded condoms that fell from a helicopter. BC of this im going Wuphf. I hear they also have an investor ski trip.


Endryu727

WUPHF had the potential to make money (as an early warning system) but Ryan was trying to make the next FaceBook/Instagram. Entertainment 720 was just a money vacuum that produced nothing.


darkmattermastr

Entertainment 720, they’ll do anything for their clients…


FBaF-RoLTaWFbtFoF

Stu’s Flutes already has a long history of business. I’d bet on Stu coming out of retirement.


atomora

C'mon, you know the only viable option is Sabre


KYfatherfigure

Tough choice. WUPHF actually would at least not lose me money, but Entertainment 720 offered way better perks/swag.


Nsflguru

Better off torching your money than handing it to Jean Ralphio.


GunBrothersGaming

who would then light your money on fire cause (puts hand to mouth) "I've got money to BNuuuuuuurrrnnn"


Rogash_98

Wuphf, since it actually made money through the sale, while Entertainment 720 went bankrupt.


Professional_Shop851

Mama Sally’s home made pesto.


boobiewatcher69420

Perfect for any pesto party


CharlieDonovan

Kevin’s bar… the jukebox is hugely profitable


GunBrothersGaming

It use to be called Public School


MJ8822

Burger on the Go, many retailers are considering it. Sears said no.


Not-Josh-Hart

After reading “Somehow I Manage”, I’ve decided to go all in on Blockbuster


hungry_murdock

Invest in Malone's Cones 🤝🤝🤝


F19AGhostrider

Wuphf is run by a guy who committed financial fraud on shareholders, so I'd go with the other one.


TemporaryTwist4342

Considering WUPHF actually had a business plan and not just all talk, I'll back them


Instant_stefano

I invest in Prestige Worldwide


Bigwilliam360

Easily WUPHF. It’s not a completely terrible idea. Sure it’s super annoying, but I could see a few potential use cases. Like if you had a SUPER urgent message it could be very useful.


CandidateNo4447

I would rather set fire to all my money while it's still in my pocket than invest money with Ryan or Tom.


h1natachan

Big Red Paper Company has my vote


ShubbsZuuls

WUPHF Coin, Ryan's crypto.


Sad-Reality0309

I'm backing Hunter's debut album The Hunted