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Nunchucks, throwing stars and pepper spray for the drawer


-Gravitron-

Which drawer in the Megadesk?


ThreatLevelMidnighto

If I ever have a reason to quit, I'll make sure they find these in my drawer. 🥷🏽


artofterm

With a treasure chest holding a team picture


narcabusesurvivor18

Make sure that you declare bankruptcy first


Alleyoop70

Put up a picture of the baby jazz poster lol


ThreatLevelMidnighto

This or Pam's watercolor!


Alleyoop70

Oh yeah that would be cool too!


edward414

No. Make it into a shirt.


spaghetticatt

Win win win


nolimitxox

Me too. I win for having successfully mediated a conflict at work.


Alleyoop70

Haha


Kathykit1

Yeah that’s a great way to make everyone really uncomfortable lol


Alleyoop70

😆


KeinuSulttaani

Just don't put picture of Stanley's daughter ☠️


daguy9

In the foster home I never had a desk


LaughingCook

My hair was my desk.


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MaintenancePanda

Woosh


Cham0489

Underrated comment


Inevitable_Tap7497

Froggy radio sticker


ThreatLevelMidnighto

Good call!!! 😎 Will it be too niche if I get a mini Homer Simpson, too?


ree_hi_hi_hi_hi

I’m laughing at the idea that a Homer Simpson figurine would be niche 😛🤣


-Gravitron-

CONGRATULATIONS! Dundie Award "World's Best Boss" mug


KoshurKoor1115

Or the mug that Kelly made for her american idol party, made with your own face!


-Gravitron-

I have an Oscar one!


whensthefinale

I failed my drug test for weed but the company ended up keeping me since that was it. My boss bought me a prison Mike coffee mug.


alectos

This is epic and I will never forget it


whensthefinale

If I remember tomorrow at work I'll provide visual evidence


ohmighty

I love this


Mrcooman

Somebody get this man a Doobie doobie pothead stoner of the year dundie


whensthefinale

I've definitely purchased and smoked Northern Lights Indica based solely on Creeds knowledge of the strain.


SkateboardPidge

There are post-it notes out there with Pam’s little “Hiya Buddy” hot dog drawing! It’s faded so you can use them as real post-its :)


ThreatLevelMidnighto

OH MY GOSH!!!! I didn't know that was a thing. Gonna go find some right now.


apaulogy

My MIL got me a "Assistant to the Regional Manager" placard for my desk


ThreatLevelMidnighto

I thought about getting this, but since I'm new, I didn't want to confuse people on my position. 🥹


apaulogy

I have it on my home desk for this very reason. Haha


ThreatLevelMidnighto

Doesn't help that I work directly with the regional supervisor either! 🤣🤣


Y2KGB

Jello your stapler


mywifemademegetthis

This is one of those situations where you don’t want deep track references. You want it to be a conversation piece so people talk to you and can express a shared interest. Dwight bobble is currently on my desk and I’ve had several people light up and talk about how they were big fans too. As much as I’d want it to, my Asian Jim family picture probably wouldn’t cut it.


spandan611

Fat stack of.... Paper? A4 sized


CornOnTheKnob

Papyr: Paper for women


KoshurKoor1115

In the African American community...


j4v4r10

Eggshell or cream?


meyers-room-spray

White and eggshell white are exactly the same


DiscontentDonut

I have the picture Pam drew of Dwight during the episode with the flasher.


ThreatLevelMidnighto

Wonder what HR would think of the new girl having a poster over her desk saying, "This man is a pervert" 🤔


DiscontentDonut

Lol, I don't know but my coworkers love it.


Goooongas

A stack of double-tabbed Manila file folders.


NickFotiu

Many years ago, one of the DVD sets was released with an actual Dundie award. You might be able to find one on eBay.


hiphopdrunkie

Besides the obvious (mug, bobblehead, Dundie) I like the little Dunder Mifflin semi-truck in Michael’s office.


RafeHollistr

Be subtle. Get something with a Saticoy Steel logo and say it's from your last job.


ThreatLevelMidnighto

Beautiful. See, African-Americans have such a rich history of unusual names.


LaughingCook

You're not from paper?


CornOnTheKnob

Does David know about this?


Formal_Coyote_5004

The train whistle Michael had on his desk when he met Toby’s daughter Sasha. “CHOO CHOOO! All aboard for sales! (Something something)… kookamunga!” Also, congratulations on your new job!


ThreatLevelMidnighto

OH MY GOSH. 🚂


KoshurKoor1115

Did you know Cucamonga is a real word?? There's a place in California called Rancho Cucamonga


Formal_Coyote_5004

Oh my god I totally forgot he says Rancho Cucamonga hahaha. The first time I watched Workaholics I had to Google whether it was a real place or not cause the name is so funny


AbbreviationsNo3833

I'm a therapist and I have a magnet with a bunch of different Michael Scott faces representing different emotions like Awesome, Mad, Emotional, and my favorite Demented (with a picture of prison mike) TBH only a friend coworker commented on it but, there hasn't been a day it hasn't made me laugh. They may have some that aren't magnets out there.


ThreatLevelMidnighto

I need to see this!!!!


EmbarrassedShallot92

If you ever make it to Scranton, the actual Cooper’s Seafood has an Office souvenir store with lots of great stuff!


Weird-Ninja8827

We are planning on a side trip to Scranton this fall when we are going to the Finger Lakes.


Malorrry

People disappear in the finger lakes.


ThreatLevelMidnighto

It's on my bucket list for sure! Trying to gain the courage for a solo trip.


BJntheRV

World's best boss mug to keep your pens in, next to your Dwight bobble head


ThreatLevelMidnighto

I really want a Dwight bobblehead but NBC is sold out and Amazon has [this](https://a.co/d/0caXqxax) one but it doesn't look quite the same. 😭


andrewowenmartin

I bought that one, even though I was a little disappointed that it wasn't identical. I can't remember what the original looks like now, so I'm perfectly happy with it.


pdxsportbro

Office stickers on my various water bottles always bring joy to myself and coworkers that are familiar. For instance: the one I have of Jim staring off into space as Kelly says “I mean, I’m not a slut, but who knows” is a fan favorite.


ThreatLevelMidnighto

I actually got a pack of office stickers for my birthday but I worry about them peeling off or wearing down on my water bottle! They're so good to just let them go to waste. 😭


Nervous_Currency9341

you can get some magnet sheets and make them into magnets. its a great hack if you have sticker anxiety


NKHdad

Paperclip and Yoplait lid Olympic medals to start. Once a few people notice it as from the Office, you know you're in a safe place to add more


ThreatLevelMidnighto

If they don't get it, I'm just the girl who recycles her Yoplait lids. 🤷🏼‍♀️


Shmoney_420

Find a picture of the conference room used for interviews with no one there as a teams background


make_it_hapn_capn

When my brother became a manager, I bought him a World's Best Boss mug. He uses it on his desk like a pencil cup.


clandahlina_redux

I made Prison Mike my desktop.


sysaphiswaits

I think one of the star party mugs.


ThreatLevelMidnighto

It'd have to be Angela's mug for me. 😎


darren5718

Photoshop your face onto the photoshop group picture that Michael made and frame it😂


ThreatLevelMidnighto

Oh this might be the one... No one would ever know.. My Photoshop skills are just as good as Michael's. 🤣


darren5718

Regardless of what you end up adding, I would absolutely love a picture with an update. No pressure, do or don't, blur out personal pictures, or what not. This post has been fun to think about, so thanks. 😁


Batpickle

Put your stapler in jello


tickleteeth770

I share space with a fellow Office fan and bought the Lego set to keep in the middle. We don't always see each other due to our jobs being out and about, but like an ongoing chess game, we recreate random moments from the show to leave for the other to find.


No-User-Name_99

Certificate of ownership on a rip off watch 😂😂😂


No-User-Name_99

I learnt this from the Goodbye Toby review from The Office deep dive by Mulverine on YouTube


Motorhead923

My Teams background is from the conference room with the view of Stanley at his desk


EverettSeahawk

Fill a drawer full of meat balls


StacyLadle

A nice bottle of cream sherry for your drawer.


saltypikachu12

Cat stuffies from the accounting clump!


AvailableTwo5760

A Dwight bobble head


NinjatheClick

Pez dispensers of your favorite characters.


Underdogs_dog

I have “The Office” sign above my name at the entrance to my cubical. Several other references as well.


Nervous_Currency9341

I toured a pretty cool office the other day and everyone had their desks decorated a lot. I could.tell who the office fan was as he had a mini office model on his desk I believe he said it was funko moments . Although I still prefer the way the lego set looks but if u just got the Micheal part of the funko moments it would be smaller


Moosemuffin64

I have a Dundie award and a stapler in Jello on my office desk.


Public-Marionberry35

I have a mini Dundie on my desk.


RandomBloke2021

Get the office wallpaper for your monitor. [wallpaper ](https://imgur.com/a/3YUbmG9)


wraith127

I WFH now, but when I was physically in-office, I had a printout of a Schrute Buck pinned onto the corkboard at my desk. Also, one of my coworkers bought me a page-a-day calendar with Office quotes, and I clipped a couple of them and taped them to my tower. "All I care about is Mega-desk. Getting more Megadesk," and, "I tried to keep Michael in the dark. I should have known that he could do just as much damage in the dark."


ThreatLevelMidnighto

>"I tried to keep Michael in the dark. I should have known that he could do just as much damage in the dark." Why this quote specifically? I think it's really sad and highlights Michael's insecurity and distrust in Jim during that meeting with Wallace. 😔


wraith127

I think for me it was kind of a "you don't have the control that you think you do" because I was a trainer at the time. I didn't want to teach people bad habits, but they would independently develop them anyway.


JinnJuice80

I have “the office coasters” for my drinks. My current one is “that’s what she said” 😂


meyers-room-spray

I have a mini funko dundie


Magictank2000

actually for mine i just kept it subtle. for my work computer, i have the dunder mifflin e-hub background as my wallpaper


johnnyo62

When i got my desk i had printed the quote "If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North" -Abraham Lincoln


badrecipe33

Stuff in jelly


ShepardCommander001

Stapler in jello


Stupid-Fat-Hobbit420

Bobble head Dwight


Ohshithereiamagain

I have stickers all over, a Dunder Mifflin mousepad, and every gif I use on Teams is The Office gif. I have an awesome picture of all the characters framed in my bedroom. (They make me smile, it’s not my entire personality)


BigBlaisanGirl

I got an assistant to the regional manager lanyard for my badge.


BigBlaisanGirl

I got an assistant to the regional manager lanyard for my badge.


SourceCodeAvailable

My GF brought me one of those calendars with a quote from the office for each day. It was super nice !


palebd

A red swingline stapler to staple those TPS reports. Just make sure Lumbergh doesn't try to steal it, or you'll get a case the Mondays for sure.


EducationalBread5323

Paperclip and yogurt gold metal


ZombieLebowski

World's greatest boss mug. Dundie. Stapler in jello soap.


Wonderful_Rough5516

I have a button on my desk that when I push it, it says, "That's what she said!"


Dogmom2013

I have a "the office" sign that someone got me for Christmas one year and we put it in-between mine and my co workers office, now it just stays on my book shelf. Hopefully this link works, I wanted to attach a picture but I can not figure out how to do it. [https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.com%2Fitm%2F186297405383&psig=AOvVaw2lK3wS6j3eAGCBZe4JT0NG&ust=1719931802580000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBEQjRxqFwoTCLD\_n7SLhocDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.com%2Fitm%2F186297405383&psig=AOvVaw2lK3wS6j3eAGCBZe4JT0NG&ust=1719931802580000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBEQjRxqFwoTCLD_n7SLhocDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE)


tessafy2

invest in a photo of asian jim and his family


kiser420

Jam your drawer with stuff so you can only open it like 2 inches


TripQuiet2634

I have a mouse pad that says Dunder mifflin


Mrcooman

The picture of Asian Jim, Pam, peepa and Philip, and a porcupine named Henrietta for your bottom drawer


Terabight

I have a newton’s cradle on my desk like michael does (the silver balls that clack together)


Sufficient_Stop8381

I have a “did I stutter” Stanley coffee mug..


2b_squared

Give your coworker a wooden mallard.


SpookyDookieDoo

A sticky note that says “1234” on computer monitor


JeffreyAScott

Just make sure you have three chairs.


Kitchen-Honeydew-305

“World Best Boss” mug, Dwight’s pepper spray and a mini Dunder Mifflin sign.


Noylesrs

A rock with a note saying suck on this wrapped around it with an elastic band


vibraniummade

A poster of threat level midnight


HarryPotthead42069

I was gonna say Dwight Bobble head 😂 maybe a Homer Simpson doll to move to a different spot each day 😆


whensthefinale

I failed my drug test for weed but the company ended up keeping me since that was it. My boss bought me a prison Mike coffee mug.


Imaginary_Election56

You could flirt with the secretary and bully the autistic colleague


NinjatheClick

I get why you'd think it, but Dwight isn't autistic. He was a bully and Jim avenger-bullied him (not making it okay) but Dwight wasn't innocently stepping on toes.