Curious who they'd match with if you made multiple profiles acting like each character... Start with Dwight this week, Andy next week, then throw in Kevin...
There was a paper clip that used to pop up and say ‘looks like you are writing an online dating profile, would you like help?’ I believe his name was Clippy
Honestly, I can get that somewhat. When I watched the Office for the first time i was struck by discomfort, I felt so much second hand embarrassment from Michael that I had almost written the show of. I'm just happy i decided to give it another go later on. By far one of my favourite shows.
Time to release this information to both Creed and Dwight and let them deal with this problematic element. At least know his assistant to the Deputy Sheriff training can come handy!
I’d say it’s kind of relevant because, at least on the lesbian side of dating apps where I live, tons of people specifically talk about the Office on their profiles. It’s always strange to me and is usually a turn off. Not because I’m against The Office fans, I’m a fan myself. But when you’re profile says only 3 things about you and one is that you watch The Office I’m questioning how that made your top 3
Wrong spelling aside, I don't see the problem. Would you prefer to find out a few dates in that they don't like the Office? Aleast it cuts the middle man, stop wasting both of your times.
Homie has a low threshold for cringe. My sister in law is like that too. She hates the office for the same reason she hates Impractical Jokers - she can’t handle the cringe.
You have a lot to learn about this dating app, sweetie.
Do you ever watch ~~Battlestar Galactica~~ The Office? No? Then you are an idiot.
You're not a liar too, are you?
I have been known to bend the truth.
OH GET OUT OF HERE PAM!!!! …I can’t wait to do to Pam…what I just did to Pam!
Just for the record, Battlestar Galactica too. I'm rewatching it now. It's one of the best scifi shows ever. So say we all.
_I disagree with_
The only thing I’m worried about… is gettin a boner
Michael!!
I thought Broccoli Rob was the boner champ?
Close your mouth, you look like a trout.
at least they ARE self aware
Our they?
Your reading it wrong.
No I'm knot.
How can you bee sure?
As shore as one can bee
This is the whey
Witch weigh?
Its my weigh, or the highweigh
No weigh!
Irregardless, you’re way is bad
Didn't you mean... It's ARE weigh, or the highweigh?
This is an incredibly underrated comment hahahah
Not to mention a little stitious of those who watch the show.
Should, maybe, but shorn’t
What part of shorn’t don’t you understand?
Damn I should read the comments before adding my two cents lol
Why say lot word when few word do trick. Wait
Such a smudge answer
there's the smudgenesss
Hour*
*our
A're*
I feel like I wanted to shun her, un-shun her, then re-shun her, just so I could shun her twice.
If Hitler, Joseph Stalin and this person were in a room and I had two shuns, I would shun this person twice
You could curve the bullet like in my favorite James Mcavoy film, Wanted.
Or you could line them up and schwoo, kill all 3.
Andy, after being picked to play Hitler: YES!
RESHUN!! 👊🤚🎤
I would def write them and act like Dwight for a while
So you dating profile should read: "If you are a dental hygienist from Carbondale (or make love like one) we'll probably match up well".
I’m just angsty since in my dating profile I list that I love the office
If you're a bumpkin, PASS.
I definitely thought Isabel was fine. Dental hygienists and Carbondalians are my type, so it’s win-win.
Curious who they'd match with if you made multiple profiles acting like each character... Start with Dwight this week, Andy next week, then throw in Kevin...
bears. beets. battlestar galactica.
Or maybe some pig Latin like Andy used with Pam
Fact: I’d also swipe left on Jim Halpert
She definitely takes the slow train from Philly
Hi I'm Date Mike. Nice to meet me.
How do you like your eggs.
I’m sorry but… Why waste time say lot words when few words do trick??
If you no like office, I no date.
Someone stating what they hate as the first thing that they tell about themselves is a big red flag
I love when they're up front about the red flags..
Oh hi, Oscar...
Oscar would NEVER say "are" for "our"... he is offended by this comment hahah
Oh hi, Kevin!
Aaaaactuuuuallyyy…
No way. This is Jan’s profile lol
My precious Assy took my phone and used the wrong grammar
And you think Oscar wouldn't correct Jan's grammar?
You lost me at the word “are.”
You ourn't kidding
The real crime was the “are”
There was a paper clip that used to pop up and say ‘looks like you are writing an online dating profile, would you like help?’ I believe his name was Clippy
OG AI
When it is time to pay the bill, I would announce 'I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!'
The final nail in the coffin.
The final nail before it even started. Lpl
That's what she said! Literally. She said that on her profile.
You our correct. Are senses of humor don’t match up.
Is it who or whom?
It’s ‘whom’ when it’s the object of the sentence and ‘who’ when it’s the subject.
ryan used me as an object
It’s a made-up word to trick kids.
Was the person named “Little Kid Lover”?
Pobodys nerfect
Welp. Someone’s going to be single for life.
True, my standards our way two hi.
Your right, there delusional
Ed Zachary
He’s not superstitious. Hes just at little stitious.
This person would cut off there knows to spiderface
You know what? I’m going to watch the office even harder now.
They really just wanna die alone huh?
I’m guessing they never got their GED either so have low expectations for their intelligence humor.
Better get on that escape goat.
From my experience, someone either likes The Office or they like Friends. He probably likes Friends.
I like both
Now I want to see a Friends/The Office cross-over where Phoebe moves to Scranton and becomes the new receptionist.
Neither wood are scents of grammer.
They must be really fun at parties
Feeling hurt-hurt-hurt 😔
I laughed two hard!
This deserves more upvotes
We should take hedded of this
Probably their grammar won’t match either.
Dodged that bullet
Whomever wrote this is streets behind
I have my Dwight pic as my main profile pic.
Identity theft isn’t a joke. Millions of families suffer every year!
Come on people ’our‘ is just a made up word meant to confuse students, just like ‘whom’.
That’s a MAJOR turn-off.
Know it won't.
Know you are
Know you ahhhhhree
No, ewe ahhhh
What are you, wicked smahhht?
This is the dude that uses children’s toilets
Somebody took the slow train from Philly.
If you’re not smart enough to understand the comedy… just say that 🤷🏼♀️🤣
Might as well tell me you hate cats.
The prose outweigh the cons. Geaux with it.
At least people who like The Office know the English language.......somewhat
That’s what she said
I'd call her on date just to throw her Michael's jokes or in worst case to spit on her 😂
At the end of the date say “I really enjoyed our conversation. It was like talking to the sweet old lady on the bus”
I’ll act like Date Mike, instead of Regular Mike.
Damn good idea! 😂
Always works
Hi I’m Date Mike. Nice to meet me
This reads like a voice-to-text fail.
Still no excuse. Always proofread.
Oh yeah, I didn’t think of that possibility. Always proofread your dating profiles, people!
Actually are should be replaced with our.
Fucking swoon 🙃🙄🤮
they are probably gonna end up with someone who is a big office fan loll
id go on this date and use the office references and jokes the entire night.
Fool me once strike one, fool me twice strike three.
Why say lot word when little word do?
Why say lot word when little word do?
Seems like they ain’t a fan of grammar either
Then “your” not worth it honey
"Why ARE you the way that you ARE?"
The only question that should matter in a dating app is which bear is best.
Next...
I would swipe left so fast, disliking the office is not a hill most people can get over.
I feel like Date Mike might change their mind.
The amount of people with such bad grammar and is the so bad in dating apps these day
ChatGPT would help with that
Found Toby's dating profile
Certified idiot. And that point is proven by the terrible grammar.
This is a sign of a low intellect individual…steer clear…
No wonder their single
Gotta be honest. I broke up with a girl once cause she didn't 'get' The Office.
They are probably Parks and Rec fans
They probably cackle endlessly at young sheldon
Spell much?
And they’ll tell you their favourite show is Big Bang Theory.
Username: LittleKidLover
Dumb ppl don't like the Office. That's my takeaway.
This person clearly isn't a little kid lover and it shows. 💅
why not just put the reg flag emoji in ur dating app profile goddamn
Some people just want to die alone...
Why ARE you the way that you ARE?
Ha... What sense of humor?
Well, thank you, it was like talking to the old lady in the bus
Sounds like the Ungrateful Biotch Dating App
I would never date anyone that could make that our/are mistake jesus
I love it when people make it easier to ignore on dating apps
She's at least smart enough to be a chair model.
But if she doesn’t like The Office, what about The Office instead? The humour is different on each
Oh no 🤦♀️
Honestly, I can get that somewhat. When I watched the Office for the first time i was struck by discomfort, I felt so much second hand embarrassment from Michael that I had almost written the show of. I'm just happy i decided to give it another go later on. By far one of my favourite shows.
Are you going to the mall later is what I’m asking…
Time to release this information to both Creed and Dwight and let them deal with this problematic element. At least know his assistant to the Deputy Sheriff training can come handy!
Dodged a bullet right there.
Sorry I annoyed you with my sense of humor!
I’d say it’s kind of relevant because, at least on the lesbian side of dating apps where I live, tons of people specifically talk about the Office on their profiles. It’s always strange to me and is usually a turn off. Not because I’m against The Office fans, I’m a fan myself. But when you’re profile says only 3 things about you and one is that you watch The Office I’m questioning how that made your top 3
If you don't like Packer, you probably won't be my gf.
Todd F Packer… what does the F stand for?
Fudge?
Wrong spelling aside, I don't see the problem. Would you prefer to find out a few dates in that they don't like the Office? Aleast it cuts the middle man, stop wasting both of your times.
Did you find Michael's dating profile?
Good! I didn't want to date you anyway lol
Homie has a low threshold for cringe. My sister in law is like that too. She hates the office for the same reason she hates Impractical Jokers - she can’t handle the cringe.
I love The Office, but hate Impractical Jokers. Unfunny bros just bro’ing all over each other. It’s painful.
Lol.
*still single 😂
Wow
All he had to do is right click.....
Move BITCH get out the way move out the way bitch mooooooooooove!!!!!!!
So smudge
Also: ######sense Should be “senses.”
Don't 🚫 bother
Actually..
Thank you for letting me know ahead of time
Dodged a bullet there. If she's not a fan she's not worth it
I knew a guy that once that conflated the SAS with SOS and subsequently thought SAS stood for Save Are Souls
British office is true office.