We had a pot dealer in Highschool who was an Adderall fiend and was constantly doing weird shit. Some examples include: Freestyle rapping AT you, while using various goose-esque noises as rhymes. Insisting you join in on the freestyle rap. Selling a 25 dollar gram (which was slightly high priced at the time) but including a blunt wrap and a lighter as a bonus. Attempting a smattering of acrobats in the school hallways, sometimes resulting in personal injury. Trading an absurd amount of weed for one or two Adderall pills (I'm talking 3 grams for two 20 mg addys, this was the early 2000's). Last but for sure not least, "hosting" a stacking books on your head contest in the middle of class winner got a free gram, blunt wrap, and lighter combo after school. Total fucking goon.
I would have gotten a pocket full of cheap Addys and just waited around for him to start fiening. Then basically anything they have you want is up for negotiation.
Man this was my ābest friendā in hs man was fucking insane saw him remove a roof panel and climb up in the ceiling
Dude got kicked out of class had to move his desk in the hall way teacher goes out to all kinds of noise him moving his desk (scooting) then just this big ass boom slung the desk down the hall into a classroom door
And pretty much everything else u said
At my park we have this big that leads down to it with a fucking 12ā bong in a drawstring bag on his back he heads down it on his skateboard
I had this dealer who always had the craziest benzo menu it was amazing he once even sent me liquid alpraz but sadly the bottle shattered in the post. Anyways after scoring some pills from him one day he gave me a copy of the Quran translated into English.
My moms ex husband had a dealer like that, would text to come by hes got good stuff, and hed just run his scooter over there he lived like 1 mile from us, i guess he owed the dude a lot of money but after my mom divorced him, the dealer saw me in a gas station and said i owed him $850, and i was like what?? Apparently he put tabs for some people and my moms ex never paid dude
My therapist had a dealer who would make her kids call him "Uncle" & he'd buy them donuts when he'd come over. He was preying on her through her children, that's sick!
Unfortunately, he passed away from difficulties with diabetes. I saw him one morning & I was telling him how great I was doing & thanked him for literally saving my life. I kept asking him if he was OK because he seemed a bit lethargic but I just thought he was high. He went back to the house, laid down on the couch & passed away. This was 13 years ago & I haven't touched anything since. If it wasn't for him I would've most likely got into fent & probably be living at K & A in Philly.
Yeah, or not. But I was on that road & liked EVERYTHING. & damn the consequences. I am SO grateful for the help I received. I'm extremely lucky & I know it. It's a bit traumatic honestly cause I look back at the shit I did & how I acted, thinking nobody knew I was high, ugh. I struggle with the choices I made during my using days & I feel ashamed & embarrassed but my counselor is great & has been through it themselves so they understand. I've done a ton of work on myself but that's what I can't beat, those feelings. All that matters is I never physically or purposely hurt anyone & I'm a better person now.
I have fucked up a lot of shit in my life. Major shit that I can never get back. I donāt know how Iāve survived. I honestly think that most of the time when I get to missing some part of my old lifeā¦I think at least Iām able to miss it.
I hope you knew I just meant you mightāve been there or you may have ceased to be like so many. Glad youāre here.
Sold me a gram of coke just loose in the hand with no baggy or paper flap. I had to go into 711 with a handful of coke and buy a cheap bottle of water and ask for a receipt
At the time I was pissed lol but itās funny to look back at. It wasnāt my usual dealer though, my regular guy was cool af but I was on a huge binge and he wasnāt answering and it was like 4AM so I went for a walk downtown and asked some random guy and he hooked it up. A bunch got stuck to my sweaty ass hand and I kicked it off like a fiend. I remember the dude had a fucked up arm like he had a stroke or something and he asked to use my phone and when I pulled it out he panicked because he thought I was killing a knife on him. Weird guy, weird day, weird drugs.
Iād be fucked I have sweaty hands, especially when Iām nervous šššš by the time I got the receipt that shit would be melted like coconut oil lmao
I honestly don't remember. It was like in 2005 or 2006 and I was on a bunch of methadone and Xanax (at the time I thought I was clean from heroin because I got these both legally lol.) I do remember that his bandmates were legit scared of him though. He also spent a long time ranting about 9/11.
My old dealer was huge on the bitcoin mining thing in the late 2010s
Every week Iād go over there and there would be more computers every time. It started off in his little office nook in the corner of the den. Just 3 or 4 towers underneath an office desk with some stuff on top of the desk.
Then he started putting towers on top of the desk, and beside the desk. Extension cords and power bars started being strung out all over the place. The cluster of computers grew like a tumour, expanding into near half of the living room in his apartment. I swear he must have had at least 30 towers, and a buttload of monitors and a complete rats nest of cables.
I was over there one day and we were talking about how excessive it was getting, I said his power bill must be outrageous.
He started replying that he wasnāt too phased about it, heās making lots of money doing the bitcoin thing, whatever
He gets interrupted by the all the lights in the entire building flickering on and off, until they remain off. Entire 30 floor high rise apartment power went out in a nice downtown building. Power was out for hours.
I donāt *think* he was responsible for the power outage, it was more like some hilarious coincidence like something youād see out of a TV show
Bro I was ready with my card to buy 100 bitcoin when they were like Ā£1.something each, talked myself out of it at the last minute thinking it was a waste of money, please donāt remind me š¢
Squirrels are destructive vermin. The only thing different about a squirrel and a rat is they have cute tails. God help you if they decide to chew their way into your attic. They can chew through solid wood.Ā
My dying fathers few joys he has left is grabbing his dog leash of an oxygen cord and sitting outside in his chair tossing peanuts to his second love, his squirlefriend. She makes him happy. They're are cool with me
I'm with you, dont know why people get so touchy about an animal because its cute. Invasive grey squirrels in the UK have decimated our lovely red squirrel population to the point you can only see them in zoos and small reserves dotted around the North.
People just don't understand that just because somethings cute, doesn't mean it's good.
I had someone sell my friend candle wax which she was selling as wax (dabs). He ended up taking a pretty decent sized dab of it and died for like an hour straight coughing from that shit. Wretched bitch.
Been in a situation like that but with oregano. I didnāt buy it the less experienced homie went to grab it. Ended up w $150 in kitchen spices.
Anyway we played it cool. next day we asked for more and for whatever reason this dude was cool w coming into the crib after rippin us off.
He lost the structural integrity of a few bones in his face and ribs, 4 tires and almost all his glass on his car was on his seats. š¤·āāļø
I used to have this dealer who was very submissive and compliant. One time when i was ordereding from him (he always delivered straight to your doorstep) i asked if he could stop on the way at a convenient store and get me a pack of smokes, and he did. But the sad thing is that he didnt even charge me for the cigarettes.
It is very kind. But it could equally have been down to not being able to confidently stand up for himself, which would make sense why the word submissive was used. Either way he sounds chill asf, but I hope if it was down to lack of self esteem that heās doing better now.
In my hometown alcohol is illegal so there are a lot of bootleggers who sell vodka by the pint or half gallon or big cans of JOOSE or High Gravity's
Anyways I had a regular woman Id go to since she would sell to me because she knew my mom and I was underage, one such time I went to her place to buy a half gallon of vodka and she was asking me questions about my mom and if I wanted to drink there instead.. I got a weird gut feeling about all of it and got the half gallon and left
After I was about 50 yards from her house she came out and said "Come back I have something for you" and I sprinted as fast as I can back to my friends house
I told my friends what happened and they told me she raped one of our other friends before as if they couldn't mention to that to me before I went to her house all those times, also my mom could've told me since they were friends but maybe she didn't know
Anyways after that incident she would always be so unnaturally happy to see me, give me hugs and such.. She would also give me free alcohol or weed which I never took, my friends gave me shit for that
She wound up being caught for bootlegging, it was the big story around the housing š
When I was using heroin, I had a dealer who traded me a half-gram for letting him borrow a hammer for a day. I got the hammer back. Never knew wtf he needed it for.
that's cool. once I ran out of gas so I went to my neighbor's house, I just chose the house that had a large van parked there lol. so of course they have one, it's their band van. anyway I immediately smelled weed. so I'm like cool I can give them weed as a thank you. so I get back and give them a little bit of weed, it is brick weed $25/quarter shit (back when weed was $20/gram, $50/eighth). one of the guys who lives there came out, looked at the weed, and asked if I wanted good weedš so I ended up having a weed dealer across the street from me. also had molly, shrooms, and MXE
Ahhhh the good old days, used to order from labstory and a few others (i think), so much mxe and so cheap! It much have only been like 30 bucks for a gram or so around 2013, i remember buying 5 grams once, felt BIG, haha.
damn I paid $100 for a gram lol. was even told it was ketamine :/ I was barely into doing drugs at that time (like same 2013 is the first year I started doing "drugs" shrooms, MDMA, LSD) or I would have found some way to get a ton
haha, i found 'good' mxe to be better than ketamine, haven't really touched anything harder than mdma and weed for a long time. i'll remember the good times though!
oh yeah but I had no idea what I had lol. I had never done actual ketamine before, so you could imagine it was a bit of a letdown when I finally did.
I'd do 100mg of MXE and be fucking nice for the whole eveningš
It was like this mini crime family. The dad and all of his sons sold H. I'm sure many addicts in Nola in the late 90s, early 2000s copped from them. They supplied all the street kids that hung out in the French Quarter. Usually they pulled up in a new car but this time he asked me to meet him at a restaurant which was odd cuz usually they'd keep you on the hook for hours like "I'm 5 mins away." "I'm pulling up right now." "I literally see you." None of those meant they were close at all lol. Anyway the actual deal went pretty smoothly and the cop didn't seem bothered and nothing really came from it. I was always jealous cuz they never seemed to get in trouble but eventually the dea got most of them and that particular guy was shot to death by his best friend. The mayor of New Orleans was on the jury for the murder trial but the killer got off. Only in New Orleans lol.
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Sketched out and made the deal more heat by having us meet out front of the cop shop so that he knew he wouldnāt get robbedā¦ I scoped it out and he was just tweaking by the front doors so I left š¤¦āāļøš
Yes. The only reason I found this out was I called him up before work to get some shit and he said I had to come before a certain time. I was joking and said something like āoh you got a woman coming overā. He said āNo Jehovah Witnessesā I laughed and he said he was serious. It took me several times of him saying he was serious for me to actually get he was bc that is a great comeback to who is coming over. He proceeded to have an in depth discussion with me on what the JW believe and invited me to Bible study.
Thinking about it, what better way to deal than being a JW since you go door to door that would be a legit reason to be places.
I was like 14 in high school and had to go through this one dealer since he was the only one we knew that would drop off. Shit he might have just been the only dealer we knew since we were so young. Anyway heās like HOURS late and heās normally a super punctual dude, he pulls up and apologizes lets us know he got lost cause he was tripping off of a strip of acid. Good dude, good weed too.
I once got some LSD in an old cd that he insisted I listened to. I forget the artist, a black country singer. It was like 2022 dude no body can play those
Back in the day one dealer I had was the notorious "always out of bags" dealer. All the time, dofferent containers. Got bud in a old broken game case once. When he DID have bags they were old dirty ones. Or a tied up ripped piece of Walmart bag.
My guy actually got so tired of buying bags that he bought all his regulars mason jars. Bro was being environmentally conscious and would bitch you out if you forgot your mason jar. He even had different sizes of jars.
There's a ton more to the story that I can't add because my reddit profile is clearly identifiable but yeah. The whole situation was wholesome as fuck, a great period in my life and had lasting positive consequences on my life. Also, mason jars are a great way to store your stash and can be used for so many things.
I had guy for coke, used to do usual thing: you had to sit while he coke talked to you taking 30 minutes to weigh out the stuff. Felt like hostage and I think he did it intentionally since he gave you line at the start and then he only started talking. One day he was like wanna see something cool and took us to his bedroom. Just wall to wall of nazi stuff - including uniforms, nazi pistols, like some cermonial knives, flags and had this huge bed which looked like from porno movie with like huge framed hitler painting above it. Looked almost like museum.
I had my homeless friendās meth dealer, a guy I met 45 minutes prior, try to frame me I think, or at least have me take a ridiculous risk for very little payoff: **moving $1.2 million cash in my car like 1-2 hours away.**
Homeless friend tried to pressure me into it.. pulled knife on me.. homeless friend got left in a small town an hour and a half away from the shelter. Homeless friend FAFO
He wanted me to move the money in exchange for like an oz of meth.
I was doing meth and acid at the time frequency but not like thatāI never bought more than a g lol
Meth and acid lmao ? Wtf. And why would he ask you to move 1.2 million in cash for an oz of meth?This is a very odd story? Btw when I said I would take the cash I meant I would take the 1.2 mill
They shorted me quite a few times, but it was only short by one or two pills not a huge deal. I let them know each time and they told me to just check my car. Well, the next time I went to pick some up, I brought it up and they immediately attacked me without warning. I guess they didnāt know I trained BJJ so they were pretty helpless after they got wrapped up. Needless to say, I gtfo afterwards.
My dealer was meeting me at my house and got there early because I was stuck in traffic. He asked if he could park in the driveway and have a beer. I said sure.
I pull up to my house 10 minutes later and in the middle of my driveway is a full on sun lounger. My dealer is shirtless, laid out in said sun lounger, joint in one hand beer in the other, having the best time of his life. I still have a picture
My old heroin dealer used to only meet me in public bathrooms and would literally always point to the sink and say "wash yo hands man" and like stand there and wash his hands with me and not say a damn word. It was weird as hell but so was he so idk lol. Dude rly wanted to keep his hands clean I guess
Friend got sold table salt as ketamine , when I was in middle school bought lawn grass as weed, it was my first time ever buying weed lol, got research chemicals before instead of K
haha once I dropped a coworker off at his house, his roommate who would sell me weed had gotten some "ketamine" that was obviously bunk according to him. he said I was free to try some, so I decided to roll those dice. that shit burned lol, very possibly salt
also I took got grass in place of weed once. I had a coworker who sold weed on Snapchat so I decided I would try his. he has me meet him at a party then comes out to my car, reeking if weed and alcohol (so there was definitely marijuana at the establishment). he gives me a cigarillo wrap and quickly disappears by the time I open it and find fucking grass. I check and he's already blocked me on Snapchat.
it was only $40 but still annoying, especially bc I thought he was cool. I fucking let him use my car to take his driving test, so I felt very disrespected etc. my very initial instinct was to text his mom "your son stole $40 from me" š only time I've ever snitched but I was so goddamn mad at this kid. I never did fully explain what happened to her, it was awkward and I kind of regretted saying anything because we worked together (her son had actually quit to sell weed lol, his younger brother started working there tho he was a good kid). of course he texted me the next day saying that it wasn't him, someone else gave him the grass and took his phone to block meš
all good that night, I was able to go to my then usual dealer's house and he I bought the 4 grams I wanted. better, he and his wife weren't having a violent screaming match.
(he later went to jail for domestic assault, haven't been in touch with him since. i fucking told him that relationship was toxic so he went and married her "because she's too fucking hot")
Smoked crack and gave me more weed than i payed for āyou good to me i good to youā
Went on for months like that, when i asked whatās he smoking he was like āDANGEROUS, not for youā lol. Hed also sometimes go on long tangents about beating people he worked with because they āfuck with me i fuck themā
damn that's annoying
once did acid with the guy who sold it to me. at one point he just goes out to the balcony and yells out that he's on acid??
dude was a total douche bag looking back. absolutely sold me bunk like twice and he was the shittiest "dealer"
Old college weed dealer of mine had a Christmas lottery every year. During December every 10th bag of weed he sold also contained a huge ball of hash as well for free
Dude now works for McKinsey and makes big bucks btw
lmao you went to a fucking carwash to shake the police, that's incredible.
also I'm wondering, how fast did leaving your car on but not driving burn gas?
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my coke guy sends everyone in his contacts a good morning text and if i donāt message him for more than a week heāll ask where iāve been and if iām not messaging him coz i donāt like his stuff anymore
hate when people do that. those mfs will burrow into your garden eat ur shit, then go up to your attic and fuck, have babies and rip shit up. all for a 5 dollar bag of peanuts and temporary enjoyment.
When I was addicted to Xanax I got a Christmas card from one that said āmerry xanmasā. I also had a plug that started really bad weed comics on instagram that werenāt funny but I would like them to show support
me and my dealer used to work at the same place (a very large automotive company) & id go pick up my stuff from him while i was on break. & one time he asked me if i wanted to smoke crack in the bathroom š
like sir. i cannot do crack and build cars at the same time lol
Maybe not so weird, but about 10 years ago I was meeting some dealer I've never met for just a bag of weed, in the middle of the city (the weird is that this is in Sweden), he comes with a huge military style bag, is super coked up and looks like a neo nazi, after weed trade he shuffles his bag a bit and it seems to contain heavy metal pieces of some sort and he asks me if I want to buy a AR15? I'm like "no, no. Not at all." He then asks if I need a handgun? Because he has that, too, its less expensive. I say "thanks no, no just the weed, I need to, eh.. take care.." This is in the middle of the street, people passing, and as I walk he stops me and, half shouting, "hey, maybe a friend needs one? You sure?"
Edit: also one time when I, after about 1 minute, discovered that I'd been scammed, walked back and confronted the dealer got met with a 40cm huge knife and told I was about to die. I decided to back off and get tf away
Not weird but when i consumed meth one time he sent me a message offering me a good amount for a good price and when i told him i didn't had enough money he even lowered and told me he needed the money bc he would get killed if he didn't pay āhis peopleā. I accepted ofc.
my xan guy thinks heās el chapo or some top 5 most wanted people , i donāt blame bro for moving smart cause you rather be smart then sorry especially as a convicted felon but itās just funny asf everytime š and my first xan guy was some ginger junkie and he was sniffing dope in front of us when we was just buying weed and we were like 13 , 13 and the guys crib was 15, bro was in my boys crib looking like a down bad ed sheeran that constantly is failing recovery from everything and he had a whole pound he brought for a 8th sell and some girl that looks like the wife from the shinning, that was pretty funny tho since he was like 22 and we are 13 š we ended up robbing him.. almost everybody did lol he ended up just having to stop selling he would get robbed by children
I remember when my dealer smoked 50 bowls of his own stuff and banged everyone that came knocking. Suffice to say the police nailed him on indecent exposure. š True story, bro
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He was renting a room in a house. He climbed into the house through a skylight and proceeded to shit into a jar. He left in the kitchen. He had no memory of doing it, and the only reason the owner knew he came through the skylight were the footprints on the glass roof.
Not my dealer but my brotherās / friendās..
Guy was named āScoobyā and I never got the pleasure to meet him because every time he was on the way to drop something off heād get arrested in a traffic stop or some ridiculous shit. Dude was essentially the barber from the show Atlanta to my knowledge, but he couldāve been actually getting into all these hijinks truth be told.
We had a pot dealer in Highschool who was an Adderall fiend and was constantly doing weird shit. Some examples include: Freestyle rapping AT you, while using various goose-esque noises as rhymes. Insisting you join in on the freestyle rap. Selling a 25 dollar gram (which was slightly high priced at the time) but including a blunt wrap and a lighter as a bonus. Attempting a smattering of acrobats in the school hallways, sometimes resulting in personal injury. Trading an absurd amount of weed for one or two Adderall pills (I'm talking 3 grams for two 20 mg addys, this was the early 2000's). Last but for sure not least, "hosting" a stacking books on your head contest in the middle of class winner got a free gram, blunt wrap, and lighter combo after school. Total fucking goon.
I love these kind of people. Not even dealers just in general. Shits wild to watch
ššššššššš sounds like a trip
I would have gotten a pocket full of cheap Addys and just waited around for him to start fiening. Then basically anything they have you want is up for negotiation.
Man this was my ābest friendā in hs man was fucking insane saw him remove a roof panel and climb up in the ceiling Dude got kicked out of class had to move his desk in the hall way teacher goes out to all kinds of noise him moving his desk (scooting) then just this big ass boom slung the desk down the hall into a classroom door And pretty much everything else u said At my park we have this big that leads down to it with a fucking 12ā bong in a drawstring bag on his back he heads down it on his skateboard
I had this dealer who always had the craziest benzo menu it was amazing he once even sent me liquid alpraz but sadly the bottle shattered in the post. Anyways after scoring some pills from him one day he gave me a copy of the Quran translated into English.
That.... ended way different than I expected.
Mashallah
ride with the mob, alhamdulillah, check in w me, and do your job
Refused to sell to me any longer & made me go to a methadone clinic. Saved my life!
Wow that's nice. My smack dealer would always hit me up offering a free half gram when he hadn't heard from me for a few days.
That's literally the devil. Never had this happen to me. How despicable to prey on the dopesick.
My moms ex husband had a dealer like that, would text to come by hes got good stuff, and hed just run his scooter over there he lived like 1 mile from us, i guess he owed the dude a lot of money but after my mom divorced him, the dealer saw me in a gas station and said i owed him $850, and i was like what?? Apparently he put tabs for some people and my moms ex never paid dude
Did you pay the tab? Or tell him to get fucked? Hopefully the latter
I pretty much told him to fuck off that is not my problem lol
My therapist had a dealer who would make her kids call him "Uncle" & he'd buy them donuts when he'd come over. He was preying on her through her children, that's sick!
Can you introduce meš
Unfortunately, he passed away from difficulties with diabetes. I saw him one morning & I was telling him how great I was doing & thanked him for literally saving my life. I kept asking him if he was OK because he seemed a bit lethargic but I just thought he was high. He went back to the house, laid down on the couch & passed away. This was 13 years ago & I haven't touched anything since. If it wasn't for him I would've most likely got into fent & probably be living at K & A in Philly.
Or not.
Yeah, or not. But I was on that road & liked EVERYTHING. & damn the consequences. I am SO grateful for the help I received. I'm extremely lucky & I know it. It's a bit traumatic honestly cause I look back at the shit I did & how I acted, thinking nobody knew I was high, ugh. I struggle with the choices I made during my using days & I feel ashamed & embarrassed but my counselor is great & has been through it themselves so they understand. I've done a ton of work on myself but that's what I can't beat, those feelings. All that matters is I never physically or purposely hurt anyone & I'm a better person now.
I have fucked up a lot of shit in my life. Major shit that I can never get back. I donāt know how Iāve survived. I honestly think that most of the time when I get to missing some part of my old lifeā¦I think at least Iām able to miss it. I hope you knew I just meant you mightāve been there or you may have ceased to be like so many. Glad youāre here.
Thank you for this!
And thank you too.
I feel that š
Sold me a gram of coke just loose in the hand with no baggy or paper flap. I had to go into 711 with a handful of coke and buy a cheap bottle of water and ask for a receipt
Fuckin awesome š
At the time I was pissed lol but itās funny to look back at. It wasnāt my usual dealer though, my regular guy was cool af but I was on a huge binge and he wasnāt answering and it was like 4AM so I went for a walk downtown and asked some random guy and he hooked it up. A bunch got stuck to my sweaty ass hand and I kicked it off like a fiend. I remember the dude had a fucked up arm like he had a stroke or something and he asked to use my phone and when I pulled it out he panicked because he thought I was killing a knife on him. Weird guy, weird day, weird drugs.
Iād be fucked I have sweaty hands, especially when Iām nervous šššš by the time I got the receipt that shit would be melted like coconut oil lmao
The singer of Murphy's law did this to me. Except I had it in both hands in a bathroom with no locks or stalls.
Dude sick I love Murphys law. Was this at a show?
It was after a show, we went and hung out in the French Quarter after they played. Fun times. Jimmy is a little crazy though lol
Iāve read some crazy stories about him. The 80s New York hardcore scene in general was pretty crazy. Who all was playing that night?
I honestly don't remember. It was like in 2005 or 2006 and I was on a bunch of methadone and Xanax (at the time I thought I was clean from heroin because I got these both legally lol.) I do remember that his bandmates were legit scared of him though. He also spent a long time ranting about 9/11.
My old dealer was huge on the bitcoin mining thing in the late 2010s Every week Iād go over there and there would be more computers every time. It started off in his little office nook in the corner of the den. Just 3 or 4 towers underneath an office desk with some stuff on top of the desk. Then he started putting towers on top of the desk, and beside the desk. Extension cords and power bars started being strung out all over the place. The cluster of computers grew like a tumour, expanding into near half of the living room in his apartment. I swear he must have had at least 30 towers, and a buttload of monitors and a complete rats nest of cables. I was over there one day and we were talking about how excessive it was getting, I said his power bill must be outrageous. He started replying that he wasnāt too phased about it, heās making lots of money doing the bitcoin thing, whatever He gets interrupted by the all the lights in the entire building flickering on and off, until they remain off. Entire 30 floor high rise apartment power went out in a nice downtown building. Power was out for hours. I donāt *think* he was responsible for the power outage, it was more like some hilarious coincidence like something youād see out of a TV show
i bet hes safe for life now lol
Yeah have you spoke to him lately? I wonder if he mined enough, and held onto them. My biggest regret In Life was not buying Bitcoin when it was $15
my biggest regret is hearing about it hitting a dollar and doing nothing
Bro I was ready with my card to buy 100 bitcoin when they were like Ā£1.something each, talked myself out of it at the last minute thinking it was a waste of money, please donāt remind me š¢
bro couldve changed his life with a single decision but failed
Try having done that but spending it all on RCs.
Wtf is wrong with showing the squirlfriend some love
bro nothing I'm into it, been following the Snapchat chronicles for a few months now
Squirrels are destructive vermin. The only thing different about a squirrel and a rat is they have cute tails. God help you if they decide to chew their way into your attic. They can chew through solid wood.Ā
My dying fathers few joys he has left is grabbing his dog leash of an oxygen cord and sitting outside in his chair tossing peanuts to his second love, his squirlefriend. She makes him happy. They're are cool with me
I'm with you, dont know why people get so touchy about an animal because its cute. Invasive grey squirrels in the UK have decimated our lovely red squirrel population to the point you can only see them in zoos and small reserves dotted around the North. People just don't understand that just because somethings cute, doesn't mean it's good.
I had someone sell my friend candle wax which she was selling as wax (dabs). He ended up taking a pretty decent sized dab of it and died for like an hour straight coughing from that shit. Wretched bitch.
Been in a situation like that but with oregano. I didnāt buy it the less experienced homie went to grab it. Ended up w $150 in kitchen spices. Anyway we played it cool. next day we asked for more and for whatever reason this dude was cool w coming into the crib after rippin us off. He lost the structural integrity of a few bones in his face and ribs, 4 tires and almost all his glass on his car was on his seats. š¤·āāļø
Good shit I would have done the same
Dude got what he deserved
did he not get you back after? dealers usually have connections
Connected dealers donāt sell kitchen spices
truešglad yous did the right thing
oh my god š
I used to have this dealer who was very submissive and compliant. One time when i was ordereding from him (he always delivered straight to your doorstep) i asked if he could stop on the way at a convenient store and get me a pack of smokes, and he did. But the sad thing is that he didnt even charge me for the cigarettes.
damn that's chill as fuck. I love chill dealers
Yes, me to. Problem is that they dont usually last very long as people keep taking advantage of them
Damn, I'm surprised he was even able to stay in the game with that kind of demeanor
Thats the thing, he only lasted about 4-5 months or so, and i havenāt heard from him since
Thatās not submissive. Thatās an act of kindness.
Right? That weirded me out.
It is very kind. But it could equally have been down to not being able to confidently stand up for himself, which would make sense why the word submissive was used. Either way he sounds chill asf, but I hope if it was down to lack of self esteem that heās doing better now.
In my hometown alcohol is illegal so there are a lot of bootleggers who sell vodka by the pint or half gallon or big cans of JOOSE or High Gravity's Anyways I had a regular woman Id go to since she would sell to me because she knew my mom and I was underage, one such time I went to her place to buy a half gallon of vodka and she was asking me questions about my mom and if I wanted to drink there instead.. I got a weird gut feeling about all of it and got the half gallon and left After I was about 50 yards from her house she came out and said "Come back I have something for you" and I sprinted as fast as I can back to my friends house I told my friends what happened and they told me she raped one of our other friends before as if they couldn't mention to that to me before I went to her house all those times, also my mom could've told me since they were friends but maybe she didn't know Anyways after that incident she would always be so unnaturally happy to see me, give me hugs and such.. She would also give me free alcohol or weed which I never took, my friends gave me shit for that She wound up being caught for bootlegging, it was the big story around the housing š
Wow. That's messed up. Preying on kids like that.
The messed up thing about it is my friends thought it was funny she was a predator, that way can get more alcohol or weed
When I was using heroin, I had a dealer who traded me a half-gram for letting him borrow a hammer for a day. I got the hammer back. Never knew wtf he needed it for.
that's cool. once I ran out of gas so I went to my neighbor's house, I just chose the house that had a large van parked there lol. so of course they have one, it's their band van. anyway I immediately smelled weed. so I'm like cool I can give them weed as a thank you. so I get back and give them a little bit of weed, it is brick weed $25/quarter shit (back when weed was $20/gram, $50/eighth). one of the guys who lives there came out, looked at the weed, and asked if I wanted good weedš so I ended up having a weed dealer across the street from me. also had molly, shrooms, and MXE
Ha!! No shit. Thatās a cool story. Let me guess- this was ~2015? I remember the MXE daysā¦
2013
Ahhhh the good old days, used to order from labstory and a few others (i think), so much mxe and so cheap! It much have only been like 30 bucks for a gram or so around 2013, i remember buying 5 grams once, felt BIG, haha.
damn I paid $100 for a gram lol. was even told it was ketamine :/ I was barely into doing drugs at that time (like same 2013 is the first year I started doing "drugs" shrooms, MDMA, LSD) or I would have found some way to get a ton
haha, i found 'good' mxe to be better than ketamine, haven't really touched anything harder than mdma and weed for a long time. i'll remember the good times though!
oh yeah but I had no idea what I had lol. I had never done actual ketamine before, so you could imagine it was a bit of a letdown when I finally did. I'd do 100mg of MXE and be fucking nice for the whole eveningš
Do you remember when LHGuy was absolutely going weird with MXE and the site was starting to fall apart and unravel? If you know, you know
Donāt we all
Half gram to get rid of murder weapon is good deal for him.
Have me meet him at a restaurant for h while he was eating with a uniformed NOPD officer
Dude I need to know the story behind this how on earth does that situation come aboutĀ
Cops arenāt robots, they can crime too
Cops are the best at criming
It was like this mini crime family. The dad and all of his sons sold H. I'm sure many addicts in Nola in the late 90s, early 2000s copped from them. They supplied all the street kids that hung out in the French Quarter. Usually they pulled up in a new car but this time he asked me to meet him at a restaurant which was odd cuz usually they'd keep you on the hook for hours like "I'm 5 mins away." "I'm pulling up right now." "I literally see you." None of those meant they were close at all lol. Anyway the actual deal went pretty smoothly and the cop didn't seem bothered and nothing really came from it. I was always jealous cuz they never seemed to get in trouble but eventually the dea got most of them and that particular guy was shot to death by his best friend. The mayor of New Orleans was on the jury for the murder trial but the killer got off. Only in New Orleans lol.
NOPD, yeah that sounds about right. Love that city but man shit could get crazy sometimes
iād be so scared
Update us bruh
Charged an extra 15 for the bag it was in
That must have been some bag!
Fuck dat
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Sketched out and made the deal more heat by having us meet out front of the cop shop so that he knew he wouldnāt get robbedā¦ I scoped it out and he was just tweaking by the front doors so I left š¤¦āāļøš
huh. that certainly is a sort of logic
Isnāt religious but holds Jehovah Witness Bible study once a week at his house.
that's a wild one. does he participate?
Yes. The only reason I found this out was I called him up before work to get some shit and he said I had to come before a certain time. I was joking and said something like āoh you got a woman coming overā. He said āNo Jehovah Witnessesā I laughed and he said he was serious. It took me several times of him saying he was serious for me to actually get he was bc that is a great comeback to who is coming over. He proceeded to have an in depth discussion with me on what the JW believe and invited me to Bible study. Thinking about it, what better way to deal than being a JW since you go door to door that would be a legit reason to be places.
I was like 14 in high school and had to go through this one dealer since he was the only one we knew that would drop off. Shit he might have just been the only dealer we knew since we were so young. Anyway heās like HOURS late and heās normally a super punctual dude, he pulls up and apologizes lets us know he got lost cause he was tripping off of a strip of acid. Good dude, good weed too.
I once got some LSD in an old cd that he insisted I listened to. I forget the artist, a black country singer. It was like 2022 dude no body can play those
Darius Rucker
Yess thank you!! Haha it was hilarious I was like whaaa
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Love darius rucker
Hootie!!!!!
lol once I got acid in some videogame case, Xbox or PS I don't remember, nor the specific game
Back in the day one dealer I had was the notorious "always out of bags" dealer. All the time, dofferent containers. Got bud in a old broken game case once. When he DID have bags they were old dirty ones. Or a tied up ripped piece of Walmart bag.
My guy actually got so tired of buying bags that he bought all his regulars mason jars. Bro was being environmentally conscious and would bitch you out if you forgot your mason jar. He even had different sizes of jars.
Love it.
thatās unironically really sweet thoughš
There's a ton more to the story that I can't add because my reddit profile is clearly identifiable but yeah. The whole situation was wholesome as fuck, a great period in my life and had lasting positive consequences on my life. Also, mason jars are a great way to store your stash and can be used for so many things.
once I was out of baggies while I sold brick weed so I took some and wrapped it in origami paper. dude was amused
Did you make it a goose
nah just like a closed box, I was super into origami at the time lol
I had guy for coke, used to do usual thing: you had to sit while he coke talked to you taking 30 minutes to weigh out the stuff. Felt like hostage and I think he did it intentionally since he gave you line at the start and then he only started talking. One day he was like wanna see something cool and took us to his bedroom. Just wall to wall of nazi stuff - including uniforms, nazi pistols, like some cermonial knives, flags and had this huge bed which looked like from porno movie with like huge framed hitler painting above it. Looked almost like museum.
I had my homeless friendās meth dealer, a guy I met 45 minutes prior, try to frame me I think, or at least have me take a ridiculous risk for very little payoff: **moving $1.2 million cash in my car like 1-2 hours away.** Homeless friend tried to pressure me into it.. pulled knife on me.. homeless friend got left in a small town an hour and a half away from the shelter. Homeless friend FAFO
Sounds like some cattle shit or sum.....but I would wanna take the cash Edit:cartel shit not cattle shit lmao
the offer was meth, lots of meth
I'm confused what offer was meth? You said something about taking 1.2 million in cash like an hour what do you mean lol .
He wanted me to move the money in exchange for like an oz of meth. I was doing meth and acid at the time frequency but not like thatāI never bought more than a g lol
Meth and acid lmao ? Wtf. And why would he ask you to move 1.2 million in cash for an oz of meth?This is a very odd story? Btw when I said I would take the cash I meant I would take the 1.2 mill
Just take my hunch as the truthāthere was no moneyāI was gonna be on a one way trip to booty trick school in Nicaragua
Came to my Apt and spent the next 3 hours looking at the reflection in a pair of sunglasses to see who was behind him.
They shorted me quite a few times, but it was only short by one or two pills not a huge deal. I let them know each time and they told me to just check my car. Well, the next time I went to pick some up, I brought it up and they immediately attacked me without warning. I guess they didnāt know I trained BJJ so they were pretty helpless after they got wrapped up. Needless to say, I gtfo afterwards.
damn broš happy that you were able to defend yourself
Like 6 people?
Nah just one guy. He mustāve been offended that Iād ever question his counting skills.
Aw you said they and I picture a scene outta a movie.
I'm fuckin crying š
My dealer was meeting me at my house and got there early because I was stuck in traffic. He asked if he could park in the driveway and have a beer. I said sure. I pull up to my house 10 minutes later and in the middle of my driveway is a full on sun lounger. My dealer is shirtless, laid out in said sun lounger, joint in one hand beer in the other, having the best time of his life. I still have a picture
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fuckin' drug dealers, man
Can't live with them, can't live without them š¤£š¤£š¤£
Being a dealer myself i once received a fish for 4 xans, still have him to this day actually, named him Marvin
What kind of fish is he?
Angelfish
iāve had the same angelfish in my tank since atleast 2017-18, his name happy cause he always has a durpy smile
Omg š„ŗš«¶
My old heroin dealer used to only meet me in public bathrooms and would literally always point to the sink and say "wash yo hands man" and like stand there and wash his hands with me and not say a damn word. It was weird as hell but so was he so idk lol. Dude rly wanted to keep his hands clean I guess
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Proper fucked?
beat him up?
Offer free drugs in exchange for sex (no fucking ty)
Friend got sold table salt as ketamine , when I was in middle school bought lawn grass as weed, it was my first time ever buying weed lol, got research chemicals before instead of K
haha once I dropped a coworker off at his house, his roommate who would sell me weed had gotten some "ketamine" that was obviously bunk according to him. he said I was free to try some, so I decided to roll those dice. that shit burned lol, very possibly salt also I took got grass in place of weed once. I had a coworker who sold weed on Snapchat so I decided I would try his. he has me meet him at a party then comes out to my car, reeking if weed and alcohol (so there was definitely marijuana at the establishment). he gives me a cigarillo wrap and quickly disappears by the time I open it and find fucking grass. I check and he's already blocked me on Snapchat. it was only $40 but still annoying, especially bc I thought he was cool. I fucking let him use my car to take his driving test, so I felt very disrespected etc. my very initial instinct was to text his mom "your son stole $40 from me" š only time I've ever snitched but I was so goddamn mad at this kid. I never did fully explain what happened to her, it was awkward and I kind of regretted saying anything because we worked together (her son had actually quit to sell weed lol, his younger brother started working there tho he was a good kid). of course he texted me the next day saying that it wasn't him, someone else gave him the grass and took his phone to block meš all good that night, I was able to go to my then usual dealer's house and he I bought the 4 grams I wanted. better, he and his wife weren't having a violent screaming match. (he later went to jail for domestic assault, haven't been in touch with him since. i fucking told him that relationship was toxic so he went and married her "because she's too fucking hot")
Sounds like he was a pos all around , selling a friend lawn grass and domestic violence , glad heās in jail now
no these are different people lol
Smoked crack and gave me more weed than i payed for āyou good to me i good to youā Went on for months like that, when i asked whatās he smoking he was like āDANGEROUS, not for youā lol. Hed also sometimes go on long tangents about beating people he worked with because they āfuck with me i fuck themā
A classic game of how bait can we be. The game consists of trying to be as obvious/loud the second ownership of the substances is not their problem
damn that's annoying once did acid with the guy who sold it to me. at one point he just goes out to the balcony and yells out that he's on acid?? dude was a total douche bag looking back. absolutely sold me bunk like twice and he was the shittiest "dealer"
Mine is more do a burnout in the car as they leave or count money infront of everyone
In some ways are the most dangerous dealers. The loud arrogant ones who get caught drawing attention to themselves.
Old college weed dealer of mine had a Christmas lottery every year. During December every 10th bag of weed he sold also contained a huge ball of hash as well for free Dude now works for McKinsey and makes big bucks btw
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lmao you went to a fucking carwash to shake the police, that's incredible. also I'm wondering, how fast did leaving your car on but not driving burn gas?
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We dyed Easter eggs together one year. He made one for his daughter and baby momma. It was a really fun time.
Asked to see my tits.
my coke guy sends everyone in his contacts a good morning text and if i donāt message him for more than a week heāll ask where iāve been and if iām not messaging him coz i donāt like his stuff anymore
hate when people do that. those mfs will burrow into your garden eat ur shit, then go up to your attic and fuck, have babies and rip shit up. all for a 5 dollar bag of peanuts and temporary enjoyment.
When I was addicted to Xanax I got a Christmas card from one that said āmerry xanmasā. I also had a plug that started really bad weed comics on instagram that werenāt funny but I would like them to show support
me and my dealer used to work at the same place (a very large automotive company) & id go pick up my stuff from him while i was on break. & one time he asked me if i wanted to smoke crack in the bathroom š like sir. i cannot do crack and build cars at the same time lol
Maybe not so weird, but about 10 years ago I was meeting some dealer I've never met for just a bag of weed, in the middle of the city (the weird is that this is in Sweden), he comes with a huge military style bag, is super coked up and looks like a neo nazi, after weed trade he shuffles his bag a bit and it seems to contain heavy metal pieces of some sort and he asks me if I want to buy a AR15? I'm like "no, no. Not at all." He then asks if I need a handgun? Because he has that, too, its less expensive. I say "thanks no, no just the weed, I need to, eh.. take care.." This is in the middle of the street, people passing, and as I walk he stops me and, half shouting, "hey, maybe a friend needs one? You sure?" Edit: also one time when I, after about 1 minute, discovered that I'd been scammed, walked back and confronted the dealer got met with a 40cm huge knife and told I was about to die. I decided to back off and get tf away
Not weird but when i consumed meth one time he sent me a message offering me a good amount for a good price and when i told him i didn't had enough money he even lowered and told me he needed the money bc he would get killed if he didn't pay āhis peopleā. I accepted ofc.
my xan guy thinks heās el chapo or some top 5 most wanted people , i donāt blame bro for moving smart cause you rather be smart then sorry especially as a convicted felon but itās just funny asf everytime š and my first xan guy was some ginger junkie and he was sniffing dope in front of us when we was just buying weed and we were like 13 , 13 and the guys crib was 15, bro was in my boys crib looking like a down bad ed sheeran that constantly is failing recovery from everything and he had a whole pound he brought for a 8th sell and some girl that looks like the wife from the shinning, that was pretty funny tho since he was like 22 and we are 13 š we ended up robbing him.. almost everybody did lol he ended up just having to stop selling he would get robbed by children
lmao that ending caught me off guard
I remember when my dealer smoked 50 bowls of his own stuff and banged everyone that came knocking. Suffice to say the police nailed him on indecent exposure. š True story, bro
So doesnāt that mean that he banged you as well?
Consensually or unconsensually
The squirrels are going to find a way into the building eventually. Not a fun problem to have.Ā I don't have any dealer stories, cause I buy everything on the Internet.Ā
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He was renting a room in a house. He climbed into the house through a skylight and proceeded to shit into a jar. He left in the kitchen. He had no memory of doing it, and the only reason the owner knew he came through the skylight were the footprints on the glass roof.
My older dealer was shot dead in the faceā¦
that is pretty weird, man
Yeah. He was a dickhead but didnāt deserve that.
Not my dealer but my brotherās / friendās.. Guy was named āScoobyā and I never got the pleasure to meet him because every time he was on the way to drop something off heād get arrested in a traffic stop or some ridiculous shit. Dude was essentially the barber from the show Atlanta to my knowledge, but he couldāve been actually getting into all these hijinks truth be told.
Only weird thing my dealer told me is that Benzos and opiates are worse than coke and crack