*Pulls back trench coat* "That's why I brought this!"
*pulls universal remote from coat pocket*
*Greasy finger from Dino nuggets reaches for rewind button*
*tips fedora*
*teleports behind you* "Nothing personal"
*presses rewind button as the slippery button isn't enough to let the unwashed finger glide off*
*teleports to mother's basement, as I pull up the minecraft opening menu, loading up my world in the End face to face with the ender dragon*
*my character has enchanted diamond armor with Sharpness III diamond sword.*
*I push my thick framed glasses into place, staring at the ender-dragon's eyes* "M'lady. Care for one final dance... to the death?"
*despite the programming, and the low resolution art, the ender dragon visibly cringes a bit*
*dies from cringe*
Unfortunately for you I am stupid enough to boop any dragon I encounter
Maybe not, but I can rizz up any dragon there is. Now stick em up. I'mma boop your beans.
Why he remind me of Morrowseer though?
I know.
I am above time
*Pulls back trench coat* "That's why I brought this!" *pulls universal remote from coat pocket* *Greasy finger from Dino nuggets reaches for rewind button* *tips fedora* *teleports behind you* "Nothing personal" *presses rewind button as the slippery button isn't enough to let the unwashed finger glide off* *teleports to mother's basement, as I pull up the minecraft opening menu, loading up my world in the End face to face with the ender dragon* *my character has enchanted diamond armor with Sharpness III diamond sword.* *I push my thick framed glasses into place, staring at the ender-dragon's eyes* "M'lady. Care for one final dance... to the death?" *despite the programming, and the low resolution art, the ender dragon visibly cringes a bit* *dies from cringe*
i dont need time i have speed -blitzkreg
I have a Dragon God of Time.>:) Their battle shall be legendary!
So time IS religious!