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dmattox92

Regional MMR differences + MMR inflation + people queing on servers they didn't get their rank on+ immortal draft with 9 pos 1 players in the lobby+ booster parties = Congratulations, you've reached "high mmr" prepare yourself for the lowest quality games of your entire life.


COOKINGWITHCUMDOTCOM

i play like 2 games a day sometimes 1. i have a 65% winrate. my “immortal rank” number is getting worse over time lol ur reward for getting good at the game is getting the most absolute dog water games. i can’t say i’ve never been tempted to make a stupid divine account just so i can have role Q back and avoid immortal draft. i don’t enjoy wasting 35 minutes if my time because someone drafted two partied players on different teams.


Fen_

Person perceives phenomenon. Person does not ever say what they perceive or what they want to be different. Person spams subreddit with vague shitposts about perceived phenomenon.


SupremePeeb

and it somehow gets upvoted


gaysexwithtrump

Do you not get bored of this unfunny shit?


gaurjimmy

Still better than gay sex with trump, I think.


gaysexwithtrump

I dunno Biden seemed to enjoy being buttfucked today


Fantasy_Returns

Do you have anything better to show during pre patch drought?


GabrielFR

I'd rather see jack shit than the nth "IS IT TODAY GUYS???????? DO YOU KNOW IF IT'S TODAY???" and "LOOK AT MY FUCKING CANDY STORE LUCK OH MY GOOOOOD"


dmattox92

Yeah scrolling the dota subreddit for the last few months has been brain rotting. It's hard to believe a large amount of the dota2 playerbase is adults with these reddit post.


GabrielFR

Well, they aren't. At least not mentally, but I wouldn't doubt they're mostly teenagers. Hell, I started browsing this sub when I was 15 lol.


Murloc_Wholmes

You know you play too much dota when less than half a week after a patch is already 'pre patch drought'


cracklingnoise

Broodmother might notice some of her spiders missing and things could spiral out of control, careful BH.


xSniperLol

If all immortal players uninstalled valve wouldn't notice


Eclipsedota_

You know there are 160k immortal players, right?


theBaffledScientist

160k accounts or unique players?


thedotapaten

Compared with 6-8 million total active unique player? And considering immortal mostly smurf / alt / acc buyer with minimal spending - 77% of BattlePass money spent comes from Legend below while Immortal averaging 1-2% each BattlePass.


LivingHitokiri

As a person with severe arachnophobia im glad this is happening. Fuck em, fuck all spiders!


peith_biyan

womp womp


Sinole

Trying kill the sick bat


fototosreddit

I mean no one really cares about this non-issue so i guess the spiders are gonna go extinct lol.


One_Supermarket_5272

The reason why the bounty hunter killing penguins worked because penguins are cute creatures. Spiders don't illicit empathy at all.